DancingOnTheKitchenTiles
Feb. 19, 2012, 12:29 a.m.
Captain Blaine
Blaine and Cooper are pirates and go on an adventure. Kiddie!Blaine
K - Words: 432 - Last Updated: Feb 19, 2012 1,010 0 2 1 Categories: General, Characters: Blaine Anderson, Cooper Anderson, Tags: kidfic,
Author's Notes: It not actually Klaine, because Kurt's not in it. Oh well. I wrote this at 2 in the morning, so it's not very good, but I just felt like posting it. whoop.
“Coop, quick! We need to set sail and get out of here!”
“But, Blaine, they’ve captured me! You go on! Save yourself!” Cooper called in a mock heroic voice.
“No!” Blaine cried. “I’ll save you! Stay there!”
Blaine brandished his sword and skilfully swung it about, never failing to maim one of the enemies. It was hard work, dangerous too, as at one point seven evil pirates were surrounding him and their chances of survival looked slim, but Blaine stayed brave and sliced off all of their heads in one swing.
Cooper quickly stood up and swung Blaine over his shoulders, ignoring the squeals of protest.
“Thanks Blaine. You’re my hero!”
“S’okay, it was easy!” Blaine giggled.
“Freeing me from one hundred evil pirates was easy was it?”
“Easy Peasy!”
Cooper turned his head and grinned at his younger brother.
“Where to now, Captain Blainers?”
“We find the treasure!” Blaine declared.
“Oh, of course! Do you have a map?” Cooper asked. Blaine looked horrified.
“No, and if we don’t have a map then we can’t find the treasure and we need the treasure to save the world so the world will die now and it’s all my fault because I don’t have a map so we can’t find the treasure!” Blaine wailed, hardly bothering to take a breath throughout his rant. He looked as if he could burst into tears at any moment.
“Hey, it’s okay,” Cooper attempted to console his brother by patting his knee. “Because I have this!” He smiled, pulling a crudely drawn map out of his pocket.
Blaine squealed in delight and grabbed the map, sticking his tongue out in concentration as he tried to make sense of it.
“That way!” Blaine yelled, pointing straight ahead of them.
This carried on for a few more minutes. Blaine would shout directions and Cooper would follow them without questioning it. Eventually they reached the ladder that led up to their tree house, so Cooper lifted Blaine off of his shoulders and placed him on the ladder. Blaine climbed to the top with Cooper right behind him, and let out a gasp of delight when he laid eyes on the treasure chest in the middle of the room.
“Mom said we could have dinner in here tonight,” Cooper explained.
“Really? This is awesome!” Blaine grinned.
“Yeah, well, awesome pirates need awesome food,” Cooper smiled, taking out some of the sandwiches and cupcakes and placing them on the small table.
“Cooper?”
“Yeah?”
“I think you’re the best pirate in the world!”
“But, Blaine, they’ve captured me! You go on! Save yourself!” Cooper called in a mock heroic voice.
“No!” Blaine cried. “I’ll save you! Stay there!”
Blaine brandished his sword and skilfully swung it about, never failing to maim one of the enemies. It was hard work, dangerous too, as at one point seven evil pirates were surrounding him and their chances of survival looked slim, but Blaine stayed brave and sliced off all of their heads in one swing.
Cooper quickly stood up and swung Blaine over his shoulders, ignoring the squeals of protest.
“Thanks Blaine. You’re my hero!”
“S’okay, it was easy!” Blaine giggled.
“Freeing me from one hundred evil pirates was easy was it?”
“Easy Peasy!”
Cooper turned his head and grinned at his younger brother.
“Where to now, Captain Blainers?”
“We find the treasure!” Blaine declared.
“Oh, of course! Do you have a map?” Cooper asked. Blaine looked horrified.
“No, and if we don’t have a map then we can’t find the treasure and we need the treasure to save the world so the world will die now and it’s all my fault because I don’t have a map so we can’t find the treasure!” Blaine wailed, hardly bothering to take a breath throughout his rant. He looked as if he could burst into tears at any moment.
“Hey, it’s okay,” Cooper attempted to console his brother by patting his knee. “Because I have this!” He smiled, pulling a crudely drawn map out of his pocket.
Blaine squealed in delight and grabbed the map, sticking his tongue out in concentration as he tried to make sense of it.
“That way!” Blaine yelled, pointing straight ahead of them.
This carried on for a few more minutes. Blaine would shout directions and Cooper would follow them without questioning it. Eventually they reached the ladder that led up to their tree house, so Cooper lifted Blaine off of his shoulders and placed him on the ladder. Blaine climbed to the top with Cooper right behind him, and let out a gasp of delight when he laid eyes on the treasure chest in the middle of the room.
“Mom said we could have dinner in here tonight,” Cooper explained.
“Really? This is awesome!” Blaine grinned.
“Yeah, well, awesome pirates need awesome food,” Cooper smiled, taking out some of the sandwiches and cupcakes and placing them on the small table.
“Cooper?”
“Yeah?”
“I think you’re the best pirate in the world!”
End Notes: yep.
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That was the cutest, cavity-inducing story ever :)
Why thank you :)