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You're Perverse

Blaine came over to Kurt's house but Kurt got caught up in texting Quinn about some problems. Afterwards, He apologizes to Blaine and they have a flirty argument.Very short. Sorry.


T - Words: 488 - Last Updated: Sep 18, 2011
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Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: established relationship,

Author's Notes: [Based on my RP Group's discussion tonight] [The shirt? Is a t-shirt that says "Kurt Hummel... I've had it with your sassy mouth." Because our Quinn doesn't like when Kurt says kinky.]
Kurt smiled to himself as he put his phone down and looked over at his boyfriend who was currently throwing a gummy bear up into the air and trying to catch it in his mouth. He laughed as the bear bounced off Blaine’s nose and landed on the floor. Blaine looked over at him and picked up another in his hand before motioning that he was going to throw it at him. Kurt rolled his eyes and opened his mouth, waiting. Blaine gently threw the gummy bear through the air at Kurt, who was sitting at the foot of the bed, and smiled when it landed in his mouth. Kurt smiled as he chewed the treat and crawled up the bed to sit next to Blaine.

“I’m sorry I was texting Quinn all that time, she kind of needed to vent,” He said, looking over at Blaine.Blaine smiled at Kurt and leaned over to press a kiss to his cheek, “its okay, babe. I understand. She’s okay, though? Done being upset with your sassy mouth?” Kurt laughed and maneuvered so Blaine could wrap an arm around his shoulders before nodding. “I hope she realizes I am going to order that shirt for her.”

Blaine smiled down at his boyfriend and placed a kiss to the top of his coiffed hair. “You haven’t had it with my sassy mouth, have you?” Kurt asked, looking up at Blaine with a smirk on his face.“No, I’ve got to say, I rather like your mouth,” Blaine winked at him. Kurt gently elbowed him in the side as he chuckled, “You’re perverse.”

Blaine stared down at Kurt with fake shock written all over his face, “I’m perverse? You’re the one who asked me to come over so I could show you how you’re a sexy lion in bed.” Kurt rolled his eyes and sat up, “I never said in bed. Proof that you’re the perverse one.” Blaine placed a hand over his chest, “You wound me, Kurt. You wound me bad. How on Earth could you consider me to be perverse?” Kurt merely quirked an eyebrow at Blaine before moving quickly to straddle his thighs.

Kurt wrapped his arms around Blaine’s neck and stared down at him for a second, “How can I consider you perverse?” Blaine nodded before pushing the bag of gummy bears away and settling his hands on Kurt’s slender hips. “Well,” Kurt began, a thoughtful look on his face, “Before I met you… I had never been kissed, never had a boyfriend, never had a hand job, never had a blow job, and never had sex. Then you waltz in my life and almost a year later all those nevers just disappeared.”

Blaine rolled his eyes and craned his neck slightly to leave a hot, open mouthed kiss to the underside of Kurt’s jaw, “It’s not like you didn’t want it to happen. In fact, I’m pretty sure you begged for some of it.”


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