On Wednesday morning, Blaine stood in front of his mirror and surveyed himself.

On Tuesday he had gotten a long overdue haircut, asking the barber to cut it as short as possible. He was now back to his super-gelled, clean cut, smooth appearance. His dark blue Armani suit was well pressed. His red and blue stripped tie was straight. His statement was inside his coat pocket.

The statement had been a challenge, but like all women, Meghan had succumbed to his smooth smile and long eyelashes. The statement was simple. Yes, Blaine was gay, no he was not an abused child and yes, he and his parents were working through the fact that he was gay. The end. James had been furious but, Meghan had convinced him that anymore would sound as though Blaine was being forced to give the statement. Never mind that he was.

The press conference was scheduled for 10:00 am in front of campaign headquarters. Blaine and Elaine stood on either side of James as he read a statement full of bullshit about love of family, love of children and the difficulties of accepting that which one cannot understand. Then it was Blaine's turn. He read his statement and stepped back. The press clamored to ask questions, but Meghan quickly stepped to the mic and announced that questions would not be taken at this time.

Done.

Blaine sighed and immediately took off his tie. Phil stepped in front of him.

"Nicely done, Blaine. By the way, you look very handsome. I like the haircut."

Blaine said nothing.

Phil continued. "Here is your list of campaign appearances. Don't miss any."

Blaine took the list without a word.

Phil leaned closer. "That's one and two on the list Blaine. The third item involves you and me."

Blaine stepped back. "Back off."

Phil smiled. "My car's been making strange noises lately. Where do you suggest I take it? Perhaps, Hummel Tire & Lube?" He smiled and walked away.

Blaine closed his eyes and begged the darkness to return.