“I’ll call Rach and tell her to throw some frozen pizzas in the oven or something.” Santana suggested as they started walking.

“Okey dokey.” Kurt smiled holding the door open for Blaine.

“So where did you guys park? I can just follow you back to your place.” Blaine said getting out his keys as Santana and Kurt just laughed.

“What part of missed the bus didn’t you understand?” Santana laughed.

“We don’t own a car.” Kurt clarified.

“Oh okay, so you guys can just ride with me and tell me where to go.” Blaine suggested as he led the group over to his car.

“Damn. Nice car.” Santana smiled running her fingers over the black exterior.

“Holy shit! I haven’t seen a car this nice since I worked in the shop!” Kurt said excitedly.

“Where’d you work?” Blaine asked curiously. I mean this was his date after all, they were supposed to get to know each other.

“My dad owned a garage and I worked there for him.” Kurt said still examining the car.

“That’s so cool, how long did you work there?” Blaine asked opening the passenger door for Kurt and the back door for Santana before walking around to the driver’s side.

“Well he started teaching me when I was real young. I always watched when I was a kid and he showed me everything, but after my mom died I started going there every day since he had no other place for me and I started working on the cars myself.” Kurt smiled proudly.

“That’s really cool. So you were like good with cars?” Blaine asked trying not to imagine how sexy Kurt would be covered in grease.

“Yup, my dad even told me I’d take over the business one day.” Kurt laughed darkly.

“So what you had like other New York plans or something?” Blaine asked confused. If you could be owner of your own shop why would you choose to come out here and be broke?

“Well he, um, kickedmeoutcauseimgay.” Kurt said quickly looking down.

“I’m sorry I didn’t catch that?” Blaine asked confused as he turned down the directed street.

“His dad kicked him out his sophomore year ‘cause he was gay.” Santana answered from the back seat knowing this conversation would be hard for Kurt.

“Oh, I’m so sorry.” Blaine said sensing the mood change.

“It’s fine.” Kurt shrugged. “Here turn that street and it’s the last building on the strip.” Kurt explained pointing to a street.

“Oh okay.” Blaine answered turning his blinkers on and trying not to gawk at the sketchiness of this area.

“Well we’re here.” Santana said leading them through the lobby and up to the top floor.

“Home sweet home.” Kurt smiled opening the unlocked door.

“Daddy daddy daddy!” Candie cheered excitedly jumping into Kurt’s arms as they made their way into the small home.

“Hey kiddo.” Kurt laughed as she climbed down from him and bombarded Santana with hugs.

“Mommy!!!!” She giggled happily.

“Hey sweetie.” Santana smiled petting her hair and kissing her cheek.

“Daddy daddy!!! Today was amazing!!! I met a bunches of new people!!!! And my teacher is funny! And he has silly eyebrows!!” She laughed loudly jumping up and down.

“What’s wrong with my eyebrows?” Blaine questioned self consciously touching them.

“They’re fucking triangles.” Santana laughed loudly.

“I think they’re adorable.” Kurt laughed reaching out to touch one and cupping his hand on Blaine’s face caressing softly.

“Whys Mr. A here?” Candie asked confused.

“He’s joining us for dinner, okay sweetie?” Kurt said moving his hand to pet Candies hair.

“Okey dokey artichokey!” Candie giggled.

“You ready for this insanity?” Kurt asked elbowing Blaine in the side.

“Totally.” Blaine smiled as Kurt led him into the tiny kitchen.

“Hey Rach, this is Blaine. You know the man you awkwardly stared at and then set me up on a date with? He’s joining us for dinner.” Kurt smiled.

“Hello again Rachel.” Blaine smiled shaking her hand.

“Hi Blaine!” Rachel smiled brightly.

“Mr. Anderson?” Finn asked from where he was sitting.

“Oh hello. Finn, is it? You can call me Blaine.” Blaine laughed and waved awkwardly to Finn.

“Hey Blaine” Finn smiled. “Kurt you can’t date Candie’s teacher. That’s like when Puck fucked Ms. Corcoran!” Finn exclaimed.

“Noah Puckerman had sex with my mother?!?!?!?!” Rachel cried.

“Yeah they dated to..” Finn replied.

“I dated the same guy as my mom! Oh god that’s disgusting!” Rachel cried and Kurt and Finn laughed.

“Welcome to the crazy.” Kurt smiled at Blaine.

Blaine was about to reply when the front door opened and in came a bubbly blonde women who grabbed Candie swung her around, sat her down, and danced her way through the home greeting ever one.

“San! I missed you!” The girl squealed as Santana jumped up and wrapped her legs around the blonde and kissed her fiercely, both of them falling against the wall but never breaking the kiss.

“I missed you to Brit.” Santana smiled climbing down from her.

“Hey Brit” Kurt smiled.

“Hey Kurtie!” Brittany cheered running over to give him a big kiss.

“Brittany, I’d like you to meet someone. This is Blaine.” Kurt smiled as Blaine stuck out his hand for her to shake but she ignored that and pulled him into a huge hug and kissed his cheek.

“Kurtie is he a dolphin?” Brittany asked after breaking the slightly awkward embrace.

“Yeah Brit, he’s a dolphin.” Kurt smiled grabbing Blaine’s hand and leading him back to the living room.

Kurt and Santana flipped the bed and made it a sofa again and Kurt, Blaine, Santana, and Finn sat down everyone else joining them on the floor, Candie propping herself up on the tiny coffee table.

“So you’ve met everyone.” Kurt smiled at Blaine.

“So I did.” Blaine smiled back playfully.

Kurt sat back and put his arm around Blaine. They were so close and Blaine just wanted to lean in and kiss the beautiful boy next to him. But a certain four year old decided to interrupt.

“Mommy can we play music? Pweeeaseee?” Candie asked sweetly.

“Sure thing babycakes.” Santana laughed and walked over to the crummy radio.

“Shall we play daddy’s cd’s from high school?” Santana asked and Candie cheered.

“Oh god, Kurt was so gay.” Finn laughed. “Well he still is clearly.” He added as Kurt reached across Blaine’s lap and punched him.

“Ouch.” Finn whined.

“Kurt, don’t hit him!” Rachel exclaimed running over to hug her fiancé and push Kurt of the sofa, nearly knocking Blaine over in the process.

“Rachel!” Kurt laughed as Blaine fell on top of him.

“Hi.” Kurt said awkwardly as Blaine lay on top of him looking down.

“Hey.” Blaine smiled looking into his eyes.

Kurt’s lips were like two centimeters away from Blaine’s when music started blaring and they both jumped bumping heads in the process.

Awkward.

“I know that we are young and I know that you may love me. But I just can’t be with you like this anymore, Alejandro.” Candie sang at the top of her little longs dancing around Kurt.

“She’s got both hands in her pockets. And she won’t look at you, won’t look at you. She hides true love, en su bosillo. She’s got a halo around her finger around you.” Santana sang circling Candie.

“You know that I love you, boy. Hot like Mexico, rejoice. At this point I gotta choose nothing to lose.” Santana sang running her hands through Kurt’s hair seductively.

“Don’t call my name, don’t call my name, Alejandro!” Candie sang pushing Kurt away.

“I’m not your babe, I’m not your babe, Fernando!” She sang to Finn.

“Don’t wanna kiss, don’t wanna touch just smoke one cigarette and hush. Don’t call my name, don’t call my name, Roberto!” Candie sang to Blaine as he laughed.

“Alejandro, Alejandro! Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro! Alejandro, Alejandro! Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro!” Candie sang to Kurt.

“Stop please, just let me go. Alejandro, just let me go.” Candie sang to Blaine wrapping her arms around herself like she was being held.

“She’s not broken, she’s just a baby.” Kurt sang to Blaine.

“But her boyfriend’s like a dad, just like a dad.” Blaine sang smiling.

“And all those flames that burned before him, now he’s gonna firefight. Got cool the bad.” Rachel sang.

“You know that I love you, boy. Hot like Mexico, rejoice. At this point I gotta choose. Nothing to lose.” Kurt sang seductively to Blaine as Santana and Brittany continued to muff up his hair.

“Don’t call my name, don’t call my name, Alejandro!” Candie sang pushing Kurt away.

“I’m not your babe, I’m not your babe, Fernando!” She sang to Finn.

“Don’t wanna kiss, don’t wanna touch just smoke one cigarette and hush. Don’t call my name, don’t call my name, Roberto!” Candie sang to Blaine as he laughed.

“Alejandro, Alejandro! Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro! Alejandro, Alejandro! Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro!” They all sang together laughing as the music drew to a close.

Candie clapped and everyone laughed.

“Kurt was a huge Lady Gaga fan, guess it runs in the family.” Rachel said tousling Candie’s hair.

“Don’t touch my hair!” Candie squealed.

“ You guys fucked up my hair. I look stupid.” Kurt complained and Candie laughed at him.

“You look sexy.” Blaine winked and Kurt laughed.

“Kurt has the best sex hair.” Santana said elbowing Blaine.

“Santana!” Rachel scolded.

“What, he was gonna find out on his own soon enough” Santana laughed and Kurt blushed adorably.

“Ewww guys that’s my brother.” Finn said holding his hands over his ears.

“Oh come on Finn, our baby penguin’s no longer a blushing virgin.” Santana laughed.

“Mommy what’s a virgin?” Candie asked and everyone busted up laughing.

“Satan, you are not scaring my daughter. Let me get this one.” Kurt laughed. “Sweetie remember last Christmas?” Kurt stared.

“Yeah Uncle Finn took me to church, but Auntie Rachel had a fit because she’s Juicy or something.” Candie started.

“Jewish, Rachel is Jewish.” Kurt corrected laughing.

“Yeah Auntie Rachel is Jewish and didn’t want Uncle Finn taking me to his church. And you’re an athe-something so you said you didn’t wanna sit through neither.” She continued.

“I’m atheist sweetie. And that’s not exactly what I was getting at. You remember going to Christmas mass and they kept talking about Virgin Marry?” Kurt said trying to gauge her reaction to see if she remember.

“Well that means she had never, um, been with a man?” Kurt laughed awkwardly.

“What do you mean been with a man?” Candie asked and everyone face palmed.

“Um intimately. When two people love each other they do things. And people who haven’t done things are virgins.” Kurt tried again.

“Oh okay, am I a virgin?” Candie asked and Kurt nearly choked on air.

“Yes, yes you are.” Kurt said trying to hold back a laugh.

“But you’re not?” She questioned.

“Correct.” Kurt blushed.

“Okay enough questions, why don’t you go play another song.” Rachel intercepted.

“I hate you San.” Kurt frowned.

“Love you too.” Santana teased.