April 28, 2013, 12:54 p.m.
Small Bump: Chapter Four
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"You should just sing Blaine a song in the quad on the staircase during his lunch period." Finn suggested as they played hangman on the choir room dry erase board.
"That could work, at least then he'd have to give you his attention." Rachel suggested.
"Well that went so well for you when you sang for Quinn in front of her parents." Kurt teased and Finn frowned.
"Damn I had almost forgotten about that. Okay well the plan can still work. Sing him a song about love, about how much you love him. With a subliminal message of 'I'm having your baby' that sounds good right?" Finn asked and they all agreed.
"What should I sing though?" Kurt asked.
"Dude I've always wanted to do this, but I think you deserve to a little more. Who's the coolest person ever?" Finn smiled.
"I don't know me." Santana answered.
"No, Heath Ledger. You're going to steal Coach Sue's intercom, go out to the bleachers, I'll get the marching band going and you'll sing the song from 10 things I hate about you. Heath Ledger always gets the girl. And you'll be getting Blaine." Finn suggested and Kurt began humming the song.
"I guess it could work." Rachel smiled.
"Alright, it's a plan. His lunch is in an hour, do you think we can get this all set up?" Kurt asked and everyone nodded.
"I'll find Artie and recruit the marching band, Kurt can steal the intercom, Santana will make sure Blaine goes outside for lunch, and Rachel can help keep Blaine distracted when he gets outside until I can cue Kurt to start." Finn decided and everyone agreed and went on their separate missions.
"Hello, sorry to interrupt, may I borrow Artie?" Finn asked whatever teacher of whatever class Artie was sitting in.
"Finn you're not even a teacher you can't just do that." Artie laughed.
"Artie I need you to do me a huge favor. Huge." Finn said and Artie smiled.
"What is it?" He asked.
"I need the marching band. Look I know I made fun of your hat before but this is serious. Kurt needs to win back Blaine and we need to commandeer the marching band to help. Are you familiar with the Heath Ledger film 10 things I hate about you?" Finn asked.
"You want the marching band to play while Kurt sings on the bleachers out in the quad?" Artie questioned.
"Yeah pretty much." Finn smiled hopefully.
"Fine, but only because I miss my Klaine." Artie laughed and Finn hugged him.
"Thank you so much bro! I'll text you details." Finn said running down the hall, step one complete.
"Porcelain, fancy seeing you here. Given you graduated last year and should be off in college or something." Sue greeted coldly, but not before standing up to hug him tightly and welcome him back.
"Hey Coach, how are you? How's baby Susan?" Kurt asked and she smiled.
"I'm well, she's well. Everything's going smoothly, I'm a natural mother and my cheerios are guaranteed a win this year with my new head bitch Kitty. Yeah, things are going well. What about you? Why are you here?" She asked gesturing for him to have a seat.
"Well I actually came here to see my ex-boyfriend. Something's are complicated and I want to see if he's willing to go back out with me." Kurt explained.
"You pregnant?" She asked and he froze.
"Yes, what, how did you know?" Kurt asked.
"You look it." She said and he self-consciously covered his bump.
"No, not there, you have that glow." She smiled and he relaxed.
"So the hobbit knocked you up and dumped you and now you're trying to get him back." She summarized.
"Well I actually broke up with him." Kurt explained.
"Okay, whatever you say. Anyway is there anything I can do for you to help this process to get you out of my office sooner?" She asked.
"Um actually there is. I was wondering if I could borrow your intercom." Kurt asked.
"Going to loudly proclaim your love for him?" She asked and he nodded. "Make it embarrassing and I'll get you a baby shower gift." She smiled and hugged him goodbye. Step two complete.
"Alrighty Rachel, it's almost twelve, we just have to grab Blaine on his way out of Physics and on his way to the cafeteria. We tell him we wanna catch up and girl chat. Gays love that. Anyway we drag his ass outside and we sit him front and center to where he'll be serenaded." Santana explained and Rachel nodded.
"Okay the bells about to ring, remember don't be suspicious." Santana eyed Rachel careful and she nodded again.
"Hey Blaine! Let's go outside for lunch! You never know when something exciting is going to happen out there I mean what I didn't say that. Are you hungry? Let's go outside and eat. Preferably in the quad near the stairs where you always sang to Kurt." Rachel said grabbing his arm as Santana rolled her eyes.
"I promised Sam I'd meet him in the cafeteria though." Blaine pouted.
"Too fucking bad, sometimes life has other plans." Santana said and dragged him along.
"I don't understand why we can't just eat inside; it's not even that warm outside." Blaine continued to question.
"I don't like spring either, just drink your juice box." Rachel said and Blaine looked confused.
"How can someone not like spring?" Blaine asked.
"Everyone's popping out babies and I can't stop sneezing!" Rachel explained and Santana face palmed.
"Babies are cute though, don't you think Blaine? Wouldn't you love a little bundle of joy with say your hair and Kurt's eyes?" Santana asked and Blaine shrugged.
"I guess that would be cute. But you know who would have the cutest babies-" Blaine started.
"If you say you and Sam I will punch you." Santana warned and Blaine quieted down.
"I still don't understand why we have to eat outside." Blaine mumbled.
"You're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you. You'd be like heaven to touch, I wanna hold you so much. At long last love has arrived and I thank god I'm alive. You're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you." Kurt sang over the intercom making his way down the bleachers as the marching band strutted through the crowd loudly playing.
"Pardon the way that I stare, there's nothing else to compare. The sight of you leaves me weak, there are no words left to speak. But if you feel like I feel please let me know that it's real. You're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you." Kurt sang dancing down the stairs as he pointed towards Blaine, who blushed. But all focus was taken from Kurt when Sam sat down at their table to watch what was going on.
Blaine stopped watching the guy who was declaring his love for him and started watching someone who was just sitting there. You've got to be joking.
"I love you baby and if it's quite all right I need you baby to warm the lonely nights." Kurt sang pretending to shiver as he made his way closer to Blaine.
"I love you baby, trust in me when I say, oh pretty baby, don't bring me down I pray. Oh pretty baby, now that I've found you stay, and let me love you baby. Let me love you." Kurt sang directly to Blaine kneeling in front of him and holding his hands as he sung. Blaine's vision alternating between him and Sam, but mostly towards Sam.
"You're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you. You'd be like heaven to touch, I wanna hold you so much. At long last love has arrived and I thank god I'm alive. You're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you." Kurt sang to Blaine tears flowing down his cheeks with each word he sang.
"I love you baby and if it's quite all right, I need you baby to warm the lonely nights. I love you baby, trust in me when I say, oh pretty baby, don't bring me down I pray. Oh pretty baby, now that I've found you stay." Kurt ended the song the audience that had gathered applauding and Blaine laughing?
"That's so funny, that's the song Health Ledger sang on the bleachers right? That was a good impression. You know who's really good at impression?" Blaine smiled turning towards Sam so he could do his overused 'Pilgrim' quote for Blaine to laugh at shamelessly.
"Come on, let's go I'm about to be sick." Kurt whispered to Santana and Rachel.
"Was it all the dancing, are you okay?" Rachel asked placing a hand on Kurt's bump.
"The dancing was fine, I'm just sick of trouty mouth stealing Blaine from me." Kurt frowned and they walked away to find Finn and brainstorm a new plan.