“Come on, let’s get to class.” Kurt laughed as he broke the kiss.

“Don’t wanna.” Blaine said chasing after Kurt’s lips.

“It’s your first day you can’t be late to class.” Kurt playfully scolded kissing Blaine once more before pulling him out of the bathroom.

“We have honors pre-calc first.” Kurt frowned as he looked over both his and Blaine’s schedules.

“Sounds dreadful.” Blaine laughed as Rachel and Finn walked up the duo.

“Shit, I forgot to get you ice for your face.” Finn remembered as they approached. Having been distracted by whatever the hell Rachel had been telling him about some mission about a klaine or some shit.

“Kurt! What happened to your face?” Rachel exclaimed running over nearly knocking Blaine down as she passed him to examine Kurt.

“Fucking Karofsky.” Kurt said as Rachel poked his face.

“I hate him.” Rachel growled.

“Me too.” Kurt agreed. “So what class do you have?” Kurt asked changing the subject to something lighter.

“I have basic pre-calculus and Finn has Spanish.” Rachel explained.

“Ugghh we’re not in the same class.” Kurt pouted and Rachel snatched his schedule to confirm.

“How the fuck did you get in honors?” Finn laughed.

“How the fuck are you still in Algebra 1?” Kurt teased and Finn frowned.

“Blainers is in honors too.” Kurt explained to Rachel and Blaine smiled at the thought of the two of them being in the same class.

“Blaine! I’m not in your class! This is going to be awful! I won’t be able to protect you! Kurt Hummel swear to me you’ll protect my baby brother. SWEAR TO ME.” Rachel said pointing dramatically at Kurt, something she had learned from Cooper.

“Okay Rach calm down, I’ll keep an eye out for him. Blaine's not a child; I think he can handle a class without you. He did go to a separate school from you for years.” Kurt said backing away from Rachel.

“Yeah but he was safe at Dalton! You know what it’s like here!” Rachel reminded him.

“Right, how could I forget?” Kurt deadpanned poking the fist shape bruise that plagued the entire side of his face.

“Just look after him okay!” Rachel yelled and kissed his cheek as the bell rang and she dashed down the hall pulling Finn along with her to walk her to class.

“So apparently I get to babysit you.” Kurt playfully teased as he walked with Blaine to class.

“I prefer to think of you as my bodyguard.” Blaine said elbowing Kurt playfully.

“Am I the Kevin Costner to your Whitney Houston?” Kurt teases and Blaine laughs loudly at the reference.

“You’re such a dork” Blaine laughs poking Kurt’s side causing the taller boy to laugh.

“You’re the dork!” Kurt laughs. “Now come on, let’s get to class.” Kurt says shoving Blaine through the door.

“Hi Mrs. Daniels, this is Blaine, he’s new.” Kurt introduces Blaine to the middle-aged teacher who looked like she didn’t give a fuck who Blaine was.

“Take a seat wherever.” She said blankly and Blaine followed Kurt to row of seating near the back.

“She seemed pleasant.” Blaine frowned and Kurt laughed.

“All the teachers here suck.” Kurt informed him and got out his borrowed textbook and a tattered spiral notebook to take notes in.

“Finn doesn’t really take notes nor do school work unless Rachel makes him so he gave me all the school supplies he doesn’t plan on using but mom and dad got him.” Kurt explains.

“Way to cheat the system.” Blaine laughed. “Yeah Rachel is deadest on blowing all their money in retaliation.” Blaine shrugged pulling out his new mint condition text and a quality notebook.

“Yeah I know, she goes through their money like it’s her job.” Kurt laughed.

Both boys continued their conversation as more students trickled into the classroom.

“Why hello there gorgeous!” Santana smirked as she walked over to where Kurt and Blaine were sitting. “Kurt, get lost, I wants to sit next to Mr. Hottie over here.” Santana said pushing Kurt out of the way and taking the seat in between them.

“Blaine this is McKinley’s residential slut, Santana.” Kurt greeted playfully.

“At your services.” Santana said with a wink.

“Satan, this is Rachel’s brother, Blaine.” Kurt introduced and Santana frowned.

“Ew you’re related to that hobbit? I’m truly sorry for you.” Santana said patting Blaine’s shoulder sympathetically.

“Santana, play nice.” Kurt scolded and she sighed.

“Blaine’s new to McKinley, he just transferred from Dalton and Rachel says he’ll be joining glee club.” Kurt explained and Santana smiled.

“I guess we’ll be getting to know each other then, like I said at your services. Even if you are Rachel’s brother.” Santana laughed and stood up to move to another seat.

Kurt moved back over to where he was sitting and laughed.

“Services? What the fuck is she like a hooker?” Blaine laughed.

“Nope, that’ll be sometime in the future. And Rachel told me that you thought I was a hooker.” Kurt said smacking the back of Blaine’s head.

“I didn’t know, I’m sorry.” Blaine blushed.

“Haha its fine, it’s actually funny. And you’re adorable, Rachel said you looked all jealous and protective.” Kurt smiled and Blaine blushed.

“I was jealous, if your selling your body to anyone it should be me.” Blaine teased and Kurt laughed loudly.

Mrs. Daniels told him to shut up or carry on his conversation elsewhere, but he decided to quiet down. He needed to do well in school if he was ever going to make it out of Lima.

­Kurt was deadest on paying attention but found himself passing notes with Blaine instead.

Blaine tore out a piece of paper and placed it between them and started to write

“I’m scared of Santana, she keeps looking over here at me like I’m an animal she’s hunting :(“ Blaine scribbled out and Kurt had to contain his laughter when he looked up and saw Santana staring and Blaine winking seductively and sucking on her pen provocatively.

“You are an animal that she’s hunting silly” Kurt laughed and Blaine frowned.

“Well I don’t want to be hunted.” Blaine wrote back.

“Awwh don’t worry I took an oath to protect you” Kurt replied.

“Her efforts are being wasted anyway” Blaine wrote and smiled at Kurt.

“Tell me about it, and sucking on her pen? Classy. Remind to never borrow a pen from her :p” Kurt wrote and Blaine laughed.

“I don’t think she’s doing it to be sexual Kurt.” Blaine laughed.

“Hmmm” Kurt wrote before taking the pen he was writing with and slowly and sensually putting the tip in his mouth. Licking over it and humming contently. He swirled his tongue around the pen and pushed it further in to his mouth. Pulling it in and out and in and out.

All Blaine could do was stare at the beautiful sight in front of him. He couldn’t but grow hard as Kurt repeated similar things to his pen that he had done to Blaine’s cock that morning.

The thought alone had Blaine achingly hard straining against his pants.

Kurt saw what he was doing to Blaine and smiled devilishly before slowly pulling the pen out of his mouth and wiping it off with his shirt.

 “Not sexual huh?” Kurt wrote before placing his hand on Blaine’s thigh tracing patterns all the way up until his hand reached Blaine’s crotch. Kurt palmed Blaine’s straining erection through his pants with one hand and took notes with the other as if nothing was happening.

Blaine was just about losing it, here he was about to get off in the back of math class on his first day at McKinley, like what the actual fuck? I mean in no way was Blaine complaining, but seriously things like this don’t happen in real life.

As he got closer and closer to his orgasm he had muffle his moans and even bite down hard on hand to conceal his noises. The whole while Kurt smiled and looked pleased with what he was doing.

“If you don’t quiet done someone’s gonna see.” Kurt wrote on their paper.

“Can’t help it asdfghjkl!!!” Blaine wrote back.

“You did not just write that. Dork.” Kurt laughed.

“Oh but I did.” Blaine wrote trying harder and harder to silence a moan but failing.

This must have caught Santana’s attention as she focused on Blaine sucking her pen in her mouth thinking she was the one making him fall apart.

She winked popping her pen in her mouth again and observed Blaine’s reaction. But then she noticed it was her turning him on. He was whispering in Kurt’s ear and Kurt was palming him under the desk.

Santana watched as Blaine’s mouth open and his eyes rolled back as he clearly reached his climax. She watched Kurt smile as Blaine came back down from his high.

“Shit.” She growled when she noticed she had bit down so hard on her pen it exploded and she had ink in her mouth dripping out her lips and all over lips.

“I think she might have seen.” Kurt wrote back and Blaine blushed.