May 21, 2012, 7:29 a.m.
Life as we love it: Chapter 1
K - Words: 1,386 - Last Updated: May 21, 2012 Story: Closed - Chapters: 2/? - Created: Mar 05, 2012 - Updated: May 21, 2012 542 0 2 0 0
“Did Jamie and Sarah ever tell you who would be the guardians of Lily in the unlikely event that both of them should die?”
“Umm...No?” Kurt and Blaine said at the same time, both of them were really confused as to why they were both in the same room at the same time considering that every time they had ever met before had never ended well.
Especially the first time....
It had been the summer of 2012 and Kurt had just started NYADA and was loving every minute of it. He was going to be a Broadway start within the next 10 years and he knew it. The college grounds were breathtaking and he had met some really amazing people. One of whom he had bonded particularly well with, Sarah. Sarah had dark brown hair and amazing blue eyes that Kurt thought looked like tiny gemstones, not that he would ever tell her that. They had been placed in the same building and had become very close pratically living in each other’s rooms
“KKKUURRTT!” Kurt could Sarah yelling from downstairs.
“What now Sarah?” Kurt yelled back just as loudly. He had coursework to finish and it had to be done within the week and hadn’t got time for yelling competitions
“Will you please come here?” Sarah replied in a sing song voice.
“Why? I have coursework to finish and you know it.” Kurt said but got up anyway. He may have ruled the roost back in Ohio but now he was with Sarah, as much as he hated to admit it, she was the boss between the pair. He clunked down the stairs and turned the corner into her small college room. It smelt like someone had exploded a perfume factory in her room but Kurt didn’t really care, he liked the smell.
“What?” Kurt huffed as he stood in the door frame.
“I’m going to set you up with someone. Any requirements?” Kurt choked on air. He must have misheard right?
“What!?”
“I. Am. Setting. You. Up. With. Another. Male.”
“I got that but WHY?”
“Don’t know.” Sarah shrugged. “It’s fun and you could do with a boyfriend.”
“As much as I appreciate the ‘help’ I don’t want or need a boyfriend Sarah.”
“Ohh plleeassee Kurt! I will love you forever and ever and I know you want one really.” Damn it Sarah knew him too well already. Yes, he did want a boyfriend, he had never had one before.... unless you counted Chandler in senior year which Kurt didn’t.
“You know what, fine. But just this once and I am blaming you if anything bad happens.” Sarah leapt up and jumped into Kurt’s arms.
“Thank you. And it won’t I promise. I need to ring Jamie now to tell him Friday is on the go ahead. He already has the perfect friend for you.” Sarah smiled sweetly at Kurt. Jamie was Sarah’s long term boy friend and he had no doubt they would one day be very happily married.
“What!? You had already planned it!?”
“Maybe. Now go and finish you work sweetie.” Sarah bopped him on the nose and turned back to her desk to grab her phone. Kurt sighed and turned to go back to her work.
-oOo-
“Dude? What are you doing this Friday? Sarah says she has a date for you.”
“Awesome. What’s he called? Is he hot?” Blaine replied. Blaine had been Jamie’s friend for as long as he could remember and more importantly Jamie had been Blaine’s regular date setter upper for the past 3 years. Without him Blaine would probably still be the nerd he had been at high school.
“Kurt. I think. She said you’re going to love him. Really innocent and sweet, she met him of her course.”
“Hmm. Okay, let’s hope for your sake he puts out.”
“Haha. Whatever man. You up for it then?”
“Yeah sure. Why not?”
-oOo-
Kurt had wanted to explode form nerves all evening. Today was the day he was going to meet his blind date that Sarah had set up for him and now he was just about ready to kill her. He had dressed in his best Marc Jacobs jacket and tight black skinny jeans.
“Kurt. You will be fine. He won’t be able to resist you. You look amazing.”
“Yeah well...” Kurt knew he looked amazing, he just wasn’t sure he was ready to meet a guy on a blind date. It was too late to go back now though. Kurt was bought back to his senses when he heard a loud knock on the door.
“There we go Kurt. Knock him dead.” Kurt kissed Sarah on the cheek, climbed down the stairs and opened the door. He was met with an attractive male with dark curly hair and an olive complexion. However any good points were quickly lost when Kurt heard him smacking his lips together because he was chewing gum.
“Anyone ever told you that’s rude?” Kurt said snarkily.
“Yeah, actually. They have. I am assuming you’re Kurt.”
“You would assume correct. I am going to assume you’re my blind date.”
“Smart kid. Yeah, Blaine.” Blaine said as he stuck his hand out. The guy was good-looking and certainly care about his clothes but really he looked as if he had been just let out of school.
Kurt shook his hand politely and looked around.
“So where are we going and how are we going to get there?”
“Burger bar and on my bike.” Blaine said casually.
“On your bike? You are joking right!?.” Kurt could just about live with the burger but there was no way he was going on a motorbike.
“No. I am serious, unless you have a better idea.”
“You know what? Let’s go in my car. I’ll drive.”
“Cool. What kind of car you got?”
“That one over there.” Kurt replied pointing to his car in the corner of the car park.
Blaine turned to look at the blue car where his date was pointing and he couldn’t help but laugh. It was awful, properly terrible.
“What, may I ask, is so funny?” Kurt asked.
“Your car is awful and I would not been seen dead in it.”
“Looks like I will have to kill you then. Wouldn’t that be a shame?”
“Fine. You know what dude? Let’s go.”
“Don’t call me dude.” Kurt said through gritted teeth. The pair walked through the car park in an awkward silence. The both climbed into the car and just as Kurt was starting up the engine Blaine’s phone went off with the ringtone ‘Hard’ by Rihanna.
“I gotta get this” Blaine said awkwardly.
“Ummm. Hey... um you.” Blaine said into the phone.
“Tonight? Yeah sure, 11? Make it 10:30. I think it will end pretty soon. Yeah, see you ba—Billy”
Kurt chuckled to himself. It was obvious that the person on the phone was Blaine’s regular booty call. Once the call had finished, Kurt stopped laughing and turned to face Blaine.
“As lovely as this has been. I don’t go on dates with assholes who have a booty call after the date. So get out of my car so I can go home.”
“Well, I don’t date virgins.” Kurt blushed and pointed to the door.
“Out.” Blaine opened the door waved and walked across the parking lot. Kurt sighed and got out of the car. He knew this was a bad idea all along. He opened the front door to the building and climbed the stairs to his room. He found Sarah asleep on his couch, obviously planning to stay awake for him.
“Mmmm... How’d it go?” She muttered sleepily.
“Well considering I was gone all of 15 minutes I would say not well. He was an asshole.”
“What!? What time is it?
“8:15 Sarah. Remind me never to let you set me up on a date again. Ever.”
“Well, it’s you guys. Together.” The lawyer replied.
“US!? TOGETHER!?” shouted Blaine.
“You must have got it wrong.” Kurt insisted.
“Nope it says here in black and white. You two must look after Sophie. The legal documents will arrive soon.”
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