Saturday morning:

COCOFABULOUS: (10:43) so, remind me why we’re watching this?

ALEXANDERSSCARVES: (10:43) Chris Hemsworth.

COCOFABULOUS: (10:43) oh right. he’s a bit of a douche in this tho.

ALEXANDERSSCARVES: (10:44) He has daddy issues coming out of his pores.

COCOFABULOUS: (10:44) his fake evil brother is kinda hot too. and talk about daddy issues.

COCOFABULOUS: (10: 48) hello? Thoughts on the evil brother?

ALEXANDERSSCARVES: (10:52) Sorry, got distracted by God!Thor wandering around demanding a horse and just generally being adorable.

COCOFABULOUS: (10:53) there needs to be a musical number in this.

ALEXANDERSSCARVES: (10:53) Thor, the Musical?

COCOFABULOUS: (10:54) stranger things have happened. like that spiderman musical that’s currently running?

ALEXANDERSSCARVES: (10:55) Yes, but this is a comic book movie. Not a Broadway adaptation.

COCOFABULOUS: (10:56) i love this sassy side kick babe.

ALEXANDERSSCARVES: (10:57) She is basically every fangirl ever with her not so subtle objectification of Thor.

ALEXANDERSSCARVES: (10:59) brb my phone’s ringing

Kurt: Hello?

Blaine: Hi! It’s me!

Kurt: Blaine! What number are you calling from?

Blaine: This is my home phone.

Kurt: People still use those?

Blaine: Apparently. I am living proof.

Kurt: How are you?

Blaine: Great! Fantastic! Amazing!

Kurt: Okay, someone needs to drink less coffee in the morning.

Blaine: I’ve only had three cups!

Kurt: Jesus, did you hear yourself?

Blaine: Okay, fine. But my brother made a huge pot of coffee and I was talking to my mom and it’s just been a good morning.

Kurt: You have a brother?

Blaine: What? Oh, haven’t I mentioned him? Well, yes. I have a brother. His name is Cooper and he came home for the weekend and why haven’t I told you all this?

Kurt: Because we’ve only had 5 days of knowing each other in which to share life stories?

Blaine: Maybe… but he’s my brother.

Kurt: Maybe you’re secretly ashamed of him.

Blaine: Ugh, that can’t be it. He’s the golden boy.

Kurt: How is that possible compared to you?

COCOFABULOUS: (11:05) OMG ARE YOU WATCHING THIS?? HE JUST GOT SEMI-NAKED. O_O

Blaine: *laughs* Thank you for the compliment, but it’s plenty possible.

ALEXANDERSSCARVES: (11:06) WHAT? NO, I’VE PAUSED. PAUSE TOO TIL I’M BACK.

COCOFABULOUS: (11:06) YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE ASKING. I’LL GO MAKE SOME COFFEE. HURRY UP.

Blaine: Uh, Kurt?

Kurt: Sorry, just talking to Mercedes online. We’re watching a movie together and I told her to pause until I’m done talking to you.

Blaine: Oh, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to interrupt.

Kurt: It’s Okay, it’s not a super intense movie.

Blaine: What are you watching?

Kurt: *cough* Uh, maybe Thor?

Blaine: *laughter* What happened to Mr I-only-enjoy-Disney-movies-and-musicals?

Kurt: Chris Hemsworth.

Blaine: … Fair point. Well, since you’re busy, I’ll get down to why I called.

Kurt: There was an actual reason? You didn’t just want to hear my voice?

Blaine: Well, that’s not the sole reason.

Kurt: Intriguing.

Blaine: Well, with Cooper back for the weekend, his friend Sam is throwing a house party. Sam is my friend David’s older brother so David invited me, mostly for my sparkling personality and also because there will be free alcohol.

Kurt: This sounds like it could be dangerous.

Blaine: What? Why?

Kurt: You and alcohol? Really? You don’t see how adding alcohol to you could be considered, um, less than wise?

Blaine: I have no idea what you’re implying.

Kurt: *grins* Suuuure.

Blaine: So, what do you think?

Kurt: About?

Blaine: The party?

Kurt: It sounds like a good time will be had by all.

Blaine: Ugh, you idiot. I’m inviting you to come along. With me. As my, like, I don’t know… date?

Kurt: *mentally* date. He said date. Oh god, I’m going to be someone’s date.

Blaine: Kurt? You still there?

Kurt: Uh, yes. Sorry.

Blaine: Phew, I thought I’d lost you to the delights of Chris Hemsworth for a moment.

Kurt: While that’s not an impossibility, it was not the reason for my pause in brain function.

Blaine: So, party?

Kurt: Right, when is it exactly?

Blaine: Tonight. I’m really sorry for the short notice. I wanted to ask you yesterday but then with the whole Azimio thing, I forgot and well, here we are.

Kurt: I’ll let it slide, Anderson, but only because I believe your excuse. Next time I’ll need at least 24 hours warning.

Blaine: Next time, huh?

Kurt: If, I mean, it’s just a saying- I’m not assuming. Uh, what time is the party?

Blaine: *laughter* I think flustered Kurt is my favourite so far. The party starts at 8, so I can pick you up around 7:30, if you want?

Kurt: Er, Okay, I’ll just have to ask my dad.

Blaine: Standard protocol.

COCOFABULOUS: (11:12) ok i’m back armed with coffee and coco pops

COCOFABULOUS: (11:13) you done talking to lover boy yet?

Kurt: And, what’s the dress code?

Blaine: *laughter* It’s a house party, Kurt. So, anything you want is good. Just keep it relaxed.

Kurt: Noted. So, I’ll ask my dad and get back to you.

Blaine: Perfect. I’ll see you tonight then, hopefully.

Kurt: Yeah, hopefully.

Blaine: Say hi to Mercedes for me.

Kurt: Will do.

Blaine: Bye.

Kurt: Bye.

ALEXANDERSSCARVES: (11:15) OMGOMGOMG (Blaine says hi btw)

COCOFABULOUS: (11:15) WHAT (hi back)

ALEXANDERSSCARVES: (11:15) BLAINE JUST INVITED ME TO A PARTY TONIGHT.

COCOFABULOUS: (11:15) :D hi five! way to go!

ALEXANDERSSCARVES: (11:16) I need to go ask my dad quickly. You mind waiting just a little longer?

COCOFABULOUS: (11:16) nope. ive got chocolate to numb my forever alone pains.

ALEXANDERSSCARVES: (11:16) 1) brb 2) you will definitely NOT be alone forever.

COCOFABULOUS: (11:16) oh right. your army of cats will keep me company.

COCOFABULOUS: (11:17) cause I dont want cats

COCOFABULOUS: (11:17) but youll have a million

COCOFABULOUS: (11:17) and while youre off having fantastic gay sex i’ll be the one cat-sitting

COCOFABULOUS: (11:18) Mercedes Jones: Cat-Sitter and Professional Diva.

COCOFABULOUS: (11:19) look, ive even got the talking to myself thing down

COCOFABULOUS: (11:19) so at least ill have someone to talk to

COCOFABULOUS: (11:19) not just mr tufty and snowbell

COCOFABULOUS: (11:24) are you done yet?

COCOFABULOUS: (11:25) i dont to run out of topics to talk to myself about just yet

COCOFABULOUS: (11:25) i do have all of forever to fill

ALEXANDERSSCARVES: (11:26) Back.

COCOFABULOUS: (11:26) finally.

ALEXANDERSSCARVES: (11:27) I don’t think I should leave you alone on IM ever again. You go crazy.

COCOFABULOUS: (11:27) never mind me. what did your dad say about the party?

ALEXANDERSSCARVES: (11:28) “Will there be drinking?”

COCOFABULOUS: (11:28) and?

ALEXANDERSSCARVES: (11:29) I said yes.

COCOFABULOUS: (11:29) ARE YOU CRAY?

ALEXANDERSSCARVES: (11:29) No, I’m honest. This way he knows he can trust me. :D

COCOFABULOUS: (11:30) so you’re going?

ALEXANDERSSCARVES: (11:30) I am!

ALEXANDERSSCARVES: (11:30) OMG what am I going to wear?

COCOFABULOUS: (11:31) and so it begins. we’re never gonna get back to shirtless!Chris Hemsworth, are we?

ALEXANDERSSCARVES: (11:31) Blaine said casual.

ALEXANDERSSCARVES: (11:31) Which reminds me…

ALEXANDERSSCARVES: (11:32) BTW YOU NEED TO GET OVER HERE STAT. I’M JUST TEXTING BLAINE BUT IMMA NEED YOU HERE TO KEEP ME CALM.

Kurt [To Coffee Blaine]: (11:34) I have mad game with the parents. See you at 7:30.

Blaine [To History Kurt]: (11:35) Can’t wait. :D