Wednesday, lunch:

Asian kid: You have to tell us what happened.

Blaine: Nothing happened.

David: Come on, Blaine. Wes is right. We can help.

Blaine: Uuuuugh. I wish this wasn’t such a big deal.

David: Your refusal to talk about it is turning it into a big deal.

Wes: And we’re starved for drama, and you actually have a problem.

Blaine: Yeah, but over analysing this isn’t going to help anyone.

David: How are we supposed to over analyse if you won’t even tell us what happened?!

Blaine: I got slushied by the football giants, okay?

David: What?

Blaine: Yesterday, it was right before lunch, some of the football guys cornered me near my locker and dumped several slushies over my head.

Wes: This is unacceptable!

David: But why? What did you do to piss them off?

Blaine: Exist.

Wes: That’s it?

Blaine: Well, exist publically. Before, when they had no idea who I was, it was fine.

David: … Does this have to do with the conversation we had last week?

Blaine: Maybe?

Wes: What conversation?

David: Dammit, I knew this would happen!

Blaine: Not helping, David.

Wes: What conversation?

David: I don’t know if there’s any way to help you now.

Blaine: Comforting.

David: This isn’t something that will just pass, dude!

Wes: I like pink tutus!

Blaine: *laughs* What?

Wes: What. Conversation?

Blaine: About Kurt. David was warning me that I couldn’t-

David: Shouldn’t-

Blaine: Fall for a glee gay-

David: Any gay really-

Blaine: Because it would alert the school Muscle Patrol to my existence.

David: I was just worried about you, man. You still have two years to survive here and bullies are not gonna make it any easier.

Wes: Oooh. Okay.

Blaine: Is that it?

Wes: What?

Blaine: Don’t you have something more to say?

Wes: … We don’t live in New York or Chicago or LA, Blaine.

Blaine: Oh my god.

Wes: Not everybody is as awesome and accepting as we are.

Blaine: Guys.

David: It would just have been easier if you’d listened to me.

Blaine: Ugh, I can’t defend this again. It’s my choice.

Wes: And it’s a brave one, we’re just saying that you could have made a different one.

Blaine: But I didn’t.

David: Nope.

Blaine: So here we are.

David: Yup.

Wes: Maybe you should tell a teacher.

Blaine: No, thank you.

David: Blaine. We don’t want this to escalate. This could turn into the sort of thing that happened at your old school.

Blaine: I don’t think it will get that bad.

Wes: Optimistic.

Blaine: Realistic. Kurt’s been out for a while and he’s doing fine.

David: Hmm…  Good point… and he is more obviously gay than you.

Blaine: David!

David: What? It’s not an insult.

Blaine: Can we just… not talk about Kurt?

Wes: I’m sorry, what?

David: Did he just say that he didn’t want to talk about Kurt?

Wes: Lest mine ears are deceiving me, that is what I heard as well.

David: Maybe the Matrix reset itself and we misheard something.

Wes: Sounds legit.

David: Let’s try again.

Wes: Kurt is a sexy beast.

David: Kurt wanders the halls with an air resembling a Greek god.

Wes: When Kurt laughs, the angels cry tears of happiness that fall to Earth and turn into puppies.

Blaine: …

David: Oh my god.

Wes: He really doesn’t want to talk about Kurt.

Blaine: …

David: What the hell is going on?

Wes: First the idiot jocks-

David: Now the refusal to talk about Kurt-

Wes: Where did our friend Blaine go?

Kurt: Hi, guys.

David: Hey, Kurt! Wes, would you look at that? It’s Kurt.

Wes: Wow, crazy shit like this never happens to us.

Kurt: Blaine, can I talk to you?

Blaine: Well, I’m kind of busy-

David: We gotta run.

Blaine: What?

Wes: Yeah, we gotta… meet. With biology people.

David: Yes, biology people. There’s a project involving… uh-

Wes: Plants. A biology project involving plants.

Blaine: How convenient.

David: People do biology projects on plants all the time, Blaine.

Wes: Are you sad that you’re not in a group with us?

Blaine: You know me so well.

David: So yeah, you stay and talk to Kurt.

Wes: We’ll see you later. After our meeting.

Kurt: With biology people.

David: Cause we’re doing a project on plants.

Wes: Exactly.

David: We’ll see you around, Kurt.

Kurt: Bye.

Blaine: I’m going to kill you both!

Wes + David: *laughter*

Kurt: …

Blaine: …

Kurt: So this is awkward.

Blaine: I should really go to my locker-

Kurt: Stop it!

Blaine: Excuse me?

Kurt: What is your problem? You string me along, you love coffee, you bond with my family, you tell me we’re in “something” territory and then you just flip out and turn into Mr Giant Asshole after things go really bad at a party.

Blaine: I string you along? I? I? Don’t talk to me about stringing anyone along.

Kurt: What the hell is your problem?

Blaine: You! You’re my problem! First you let me fall for you and then you go and make-out with Sebastian at Sam’s party? Oh, god. Sebastian of all people.

Kurt: I wouldn’t call having a drunken sleaze-ball pin me to the wall and force himself on me, “making out”.

Blaine: I -. What?

Kurt: But, you know, if that’s how you want to see it, then sure. I was the one stringing you along. God, I never thought I’d say this, but it looks like Santana was right.

Blaine: He forced himself on you?

Kurt: Yes, you insensitive idiot. But I suppose you could see it as me being unable to choose between two guys. That’s the stereotype, isn’t it? Gays cheat?

Blaine: He said you guys hooked up.

Kurt: Hook up with Sebastian? Never! That guy is a smarmy leech. I knew that before I was being forced to push him off me.

Blaine: Oh my god, Kurt, I am so sorry.

Kurt: And you da-. What?

Blaine: I’m sorry.

Kurt: What just happened?

Blaine: I apologised.

Kurt: Just… just like that? I thought I was going to have to yell more.

Blaine: Please don’t. The yelling was scary.

Kurt: But, why are you apologising now?

Blaine: Because I behaved like an ass-

Kurt: News flash.

Blaine: -and I’m sorry.

Kurt: Why didn’t you try, I don’t know, not behaving like an ass.

Blaine: Because Sebastian lied to me and then my jealous rage monster kicked in and I was really hurt, too.

Kurt: So, you honestly thought that I’d made out with Sebastian, at a party, to which you had invited me?

Blaine: Yes.

Kurt: Oh, god. I’m sorry.

Blaine: Huh?

Kurt: Of course that’s the logical thing to think, and of course Sebastian wouldn’t admit to forcing himself on me-

Blaine: No, it was a really horrible thing to think.

Kurt: -but Blaine, you have to know something.

Blaine: What?

Kurt: I wouldn’t kiss anybody else. Not now.

Blaine: Now?

Kurt: Yes, now. Now that I’ve fallen in like with you.

Blaine: Oh.

Kurt: … *smiles*

Blaine: … *smiles*

A wolf whistle can be heard, coming from the direction of the Glee club.

Kurt: It’s your turn to say something.

Blaine: Right, sorry. My brain went into hyper-drive thinking about ways I could kiss you right now without everybody seeing.

Kurt: … Oh.

Blaine: Yeah.

Kurt: We are in kind of a public place, huh?

Blaine: Damn the masses and their need to eat.

Kurt: Cattle, all of them.

Blaine: … So, do you want to sit down?

Kurt: Definitely not.

Blaine: Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah, that’s fine. I have places to be.

Kurt: No, I mean, we’re being watched by the entire Glee club.

Blaine: We are?

Kurt: Yes. No- don’t turn around. Aaand now you’re waving. I’m never going to hear the end of this.

Blaine: Let’s get out of here.

Kurt: I can’t skip school again.

Blaine: No, not out of here, out of here. I mean, there’s… probably an empty classroom we could find?