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Kurt, Blaine and The Cucumbers: Texts and Boyfriends


E - Words: 7,958 - Last Updated: Jul 20, 2012
Story: Closed - Chapters: 26/? - Created: Feb 04, 2012 - Updated: Apr 13, 2022
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 Sunday 26th February

 

(15:42) Good Afternoon Beautiful x

(15:43) I miss you

 

(15:45) Hey. I miss you more.

 

(15:46) I miss you most… Sarah and Cooper just left; Sarah has grown up so much :’)

 

(15:47) Is she taller than you? And I cannot wait to meet her.

 

(15:49) Yes, Yes she is and they can’t wait to meet you I… err talked about you a lot to them they seem to like you… although best not to get on the wrong side of Cooper…

 

(15:50) Um. Why do I not want to get on the wrong side of Cooper?

 

(15:53) Err… well he’s just very overprotective of me and Sarah… and he has his Black belt in Karate… he was also trained in the army… but dropped out… but I’m sure you have nothing to worry about he’ll love you… honestly…

(15:53) I’m sorry this conversation turned very sombre…

 

(15:54) He sounds like a good brother and you do not have to apologize. How do I get him to like me though? You may have worried me slightly.

 

(15:56) No need to *get* him to like you Kurt he just *will*… you know  just as long as you’re not… you know… beating me up or cheating on me or something you be fine… he likes the idea of you and he knows how happy you make me
(15:57) Don’t worry he’ll love you <3

 

(15:58) You know I wouldn’t do any of that, you’re far too important to me. And he sounds great; I’m excited to meet him too! 

 

(15:59) Okay they are coming to visit me again in spring break… you can meet them then :)

 

(16:00) Even more excited for spring break now! :D

 

(16:01) Why? What else is happening in spring break… besides seeing your loving handsome boyfriend a hell of a lot more ;)?

 

(16:03) I’m not quite sure what you’re talking about... but Marc Jacobs new fashion line gets released!

 

(16:05) Bitch… humph

(16:05) >:(

(16:06) Well *I’m* Looking forward to seeing *my* totally gorgeous boyfriend over spring break you should meet him with me ;)

 

(16:07) I cannot believe you just swore! That’s naughty, Blaine. I would love to meet this boyfriend of yours, he sounds like the bee’s knees!

 

(16:08) Oh he is and *he’s* looking forward to spending time with me… and seen as your obviously not him you can’t tell me off for that.

 

(16:09) Humph. Well, I bet he’s looking forward to spending time with you too. In fact, I bet he wants to see you right now, more than anything.

 

(16:10) Well maybe he could meet me for a coffee…or he could get his sweet ass over here because the roomie is out at his boyfriends ;)

 

(16:11) Your boyfriend is on his way and will be with you soon.

 

(16:12) I’ll be waiting.
(16:12) Oh poopies (see I didn’t swear) I’m sure to get killed for swearing now :/ Scared…

 

(16:13) You’re right! Naughty behaviour has its punishments... Your boyfriend is probably expecting a cup of coffee waiting or something along those lines...  

 

(16:14) The kettle is already boiling… I hope he doesn’t mind cheap coffee unfortunately the Lima Bean don’t sell their coffee like Starbucks…

(16:14) If he wants decent coffee he could always stop off at the Lima Bean on his way over and buy the coffee… I believe I’m owed one ;)

 

(16:15) Oh good call. Your boyfriend will stop and get you both some because he’s so loving.

(16:16) I’m your boyfriend. I’m never going to get tired of hearing and reading that, ever.

 

(16:16) I like typing it… Kurt Elizabeth Hummel is *my* boyfriend… my beautiful amazing boyfriend

 

(16:17) And you are mine! I told my dad about us by the way.

 

(16:17) That’s good, I’m glad he approves of me... he does. Doesn’t he?

 

(16:17) Of course he does Blaine! He was happy. He really likes you.

 

(16:18) Yay… I would ask you to meet my dad but that’s probably not the best idea ever

 

(16:18) Don’t worry about it, but why may I ask?  And I’m nearly there :)

 

(16:20) Err… I’d rather not talk about it right now… I *will* tell you but I’m just not ready yet… please don’t get mad at me for that :/

 

(16:21) Its okay! I’ll never get mad at you for something like that. Whenever you’re ready, I’ve just parked up xx

 

(16:21) Okay see you in two xx

 

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(19:17) Hey. I made it home alive! x

 

(19:18) I’m glad my boyfriend is still in one piece

 

(19:18) Is it weird that I miss you already?

 

(19:19) Not at all, I miss you more

(19:19) ;)

 

(19:20) Well good, I miss you most!

                       

(19:21) You can’t possibly miss me more than *I* miss you, I’m so lonely :(

 

(19:22) It’s definitely a possibility. And is nobody else home?

 

(19:23) No, Logan is still at Julian’s…well it’s not really home is it… well I guess Dalton is my home now…

 

(19:23) I’m sorry I couldn’t stay longer... And home is where the heart is :)

 

(19:24) Well that’s wherever you are then :) and that’s fine, thanks for the coffee

 

(19:25) You’re welcome. When do I get to see you again?

 

(19:26) How about we meet for coffee on Tuesday after school?

 

(19:27) That would be great! Mind if Rachel comes too? We could invite Jeff and Nick as well, tell them about us?

 

(19:28) That sounds lovely…Nick and Jeff will be pleased… they really like you.

 

(19:29) I’m glad. I think Rachel really likes you too, she will try not to show it though ;D

 

(19:30) Oh well, I know she loves me really, no-one can resist me I’m so charming and eloquent

 

(19:31) Hmm. I don’t know, you weren’t so eloquent before...   

 

(19:32) Yes well that’s because I had my supermegafoxyawesomehot boyfriend pressed up against me, I have eloquence when I’m not near him but then I miss him too much…

 

(19:33) I think I prefer the non-eloquent version of you then.

 

(19:34) Oh really? Why’s that?

 

(19:36) Because you taste really good.

 

(19:37) Oh shucks, you don’t taste too bad yourself.

(19:37) ;)

 

(19:39) Well, thank you! Do we have any plans for the weekend?

 

(19:42) Well I think Nick Jeff and I are going camping if you like to join us…

(19:43) I’d really like it if you came

 

(19:47) Oh, well I would have to ask my dad. I don’t know what he’ll say though…

 

(19:48) Oh…Well, it’ll be nice if you can come, we’d be going to camp on Friday night and then *we* could go watch a movie or go shopping…

 

(19:59) My dad said yes. Can Mercedes and Rachel come? ‘Cedes is dying to meet you.

 

(18:00) You can come? And yeah of course I must meet this infamous Mercedes

 

(18:02) Great! I'll text her now. What are we doing while we're camping? I'm not really the outdoorsy type.

 

(18:03) Mainly just sat outside stargazing and maybe a bit of a jam sesh ;)

 

(18:06) That actually sound really great. We can duet!

 

(18:08) Ah yes, cause I haven’t actually heard you sing yet, we’d like to know what we’re up against

 

(18:11) Oh, scared we have a chance of beating you?

(18:12) Which we do by the way…

 

(18:13) Yeah… of course you do sweetie whatever you say, you seriously think you stand a chance with my beautifulness up front… pssshh.

 

(18:14) You’re not too bad on the eyes. But come on Blaine, New Directions have me on the scene… 

 

(18:15) You’re not too bad either, but you can’t *kiss* the judges to make you win. And we have Jeff, and espressos… and the Nude Erections don’t stand a chance against dancing Jeff *on espresso* ;)

 

(18:17) I don’t need to kiss any judges, us Nude Erections have the mighty Finn on our team.  ;)

(18:18) Cannot believe I just texted the words ‘erections’ and ‘mighty Finn’ in the same sentence. The things you make me do.

 

(18:20) I made you do a lot worse earlier ;)

 

(18:22) Care to elaborate for me? I think it’s slipped my mind?

 

(18:23) Well when you were laid out on my bed you were very ineloquent … and whilst I was creating that hickey, you *swore* … very naughty Kurt ;)… I’d happily refresh your memory next time I see you… If you like…

 

(18:26) That would help, thank you. :)

 

(18:27) I wish I could now…

 

(18:31) Me too…

 

(18:32) Yeah…

 

(18:34) Hmm. So I’m excited to tell the guys.

 

(18:35) Me too

 

(18:38) It’s going to be hard not to tell them..

 

(18:39) We are just going to exercise extreme self-discipline… when it comes to talking to them before Tuesday…

(18:40) Maybe not when we’re together though… like maybe Lima Bean tomorrow?

 

(18:42) I don't wanna exercise self-discipline!

 

(18:43) Just when talking to Rachel. Just don’t talk about how handsome and beautiful I am and how great I taste… ;)

 

(18:47) Why would I be thinking about those things anyway?

 

(18:49) Hey! Kurtsie you don't think that stuff? Because earlier events would suggest otherwise.

(18:51) Yeah I went there Kurtsie!

 

(18:52) So maybe I think about it a little bit

 

(18:54) *raises eyebrow* A little?

 

(18:57) Did you really just raise your eyebrow in text speak?

(18:58) *Face Palm*

 

(19:00) Yes, Yes I did Problem?

 

(19:03) Well maybe I do have a problem with it

 

(19:05) Oh how so?

 

(19:06) I prefer my men eloquent.

 

(19:07) I *Am* eloquent

(19:10) When I'm not with my beautiful boyfriend anyway.

 

(19:12) Prove it, Blainers!

 

(19:13) Err... err... hmmm… just ask Nick he knows.

(19:13) I'm totally eloquent at school

 

(19:16) I’m sure you are Blaine, but we'll tell them Tuesday right?

 

(19:19) Yes, and oh I forgot to tell you Nick, Jeff and Trent had a bet on us!

 

(19:21) No way! Those guys…

 

(19:23) Yeah I know, they are supposed to be my friends, but I’m glad we're finally together

 

(19:26) Me too :) Is there a way we can somehow benefit from this bet?

 

(19:29) Well I managed to persuade Nick to split his winnings. He has won he just doesn’t know it yet

(19:29) So I'll split my share with you?

(19:34) Anyway I didn’t get an answer about Lima Bean tomorrow?

 

(19:36) We’ll spend our share on a date or something? And a yes for tomorrow!

 

(19:38) Sounds good to me :) yay I’ll see you at four… we may have to bribe Jaime to NOT talk to Rachel Nick or Jeff…

 

(19:42) Okay! And I’ll do it. I’m good at bribing Jaime.

 

(19:43) ;) Well that’s settled then, I’ll buy the coffee and you’ll bribe Jaime

 

(19:45) We make such a good team!

 

(19:46) Yes we do ;) the ideal team…

 

(19:52) The best team!

 

(19:53) We’re Like Batman and Robin…

(19:55) Which reminds me! Have you watched Holy Musical B@man yet?

(19:56) Jeff Blim is amazing!

 

(20:02) I have! And he is! Nick Lang’s legs. Omg.

 

(20:04) IKR how did he pull of that sweet trick I do believe he’s the next Jim Carrey. And yes they were awesome I love Nick Lang’s legs!!!

 

(20:05) Awh, Blaine you’re text made me snicker! *Pulls out Snickers*

 

(20:07) You’re such a Nerd *Pulls out Nerds*

 

(20:09) I actually just laughed and spat all over my phone...

 

(20:12) Well aren’t you a smartie *pulls out smarties*

 

(20:14) Oh dear god, I don’t want to drown my phone in my saliva Blaine.

 

(20:17) Oh I’ll get you a life saver *pulls out Life Savers*

 

(20:18) I cannot. I am dead.

 

(20:24) Oh no please don’t die Kurt, I’ll miss you too much x

 

(20:25) Hahaha, stop making your cheesy jokes!

 

(20:27) there not cheesy, they sweet toothified!

 

(20:29) Now you’re making up words

 

(20:32) I’m like a red vine I can do anything ;)

 

(20:34) Someone’s very excitable today! You’re like a puppy.

 

(20:35) Well if you had a boyfriend as hot as mine you’d understand…

 

(20:37)  I never said I didn’t understand…

 

(20:39) Yeah, well I thought you wanted me to explain myself :(

(20:40) About why I’m more excitable than ‘normal’

 

(20:42) I just understood your hot boyfriend problem. I have it too.

 

(20:44) Oh really? Well, my hot boyfriend makes me like this, he makes me want to make him laugh, he has a lovely laugh… and his eyes are really pretty too, they sparkle when he laughs :)

 

(20:46) Mine has glorious hair! I win.

 

(20:48) How does hair trump eyes *and* laugh?

 

(20:52) Blaine your hair is fabulous, it wins always.

 

(20:54) Its nowhere near as amazing as your eyes though, you have really pretty eyes Kurt…

 

(20:58)  We are so sappy.

 

(21:03) I prefer to look at it as appreciative and adorable

 

(21:06) Same thing! ;) I’m going to go and have a shower and get ready for bed.

 

(21:08) Bonne Douche… Nick and Jeff are in the shower… one point though it’s only 9pm

 

(21:10) And I am knackered! This texting tires me out. ;) And I didn’t really need to know that piece of information.

 

(21:13) But it was a reses good piece of information *pulls out reses pieces* aha it’s all my awesomeness isn’t it ;)

 

(21:16) That was wasn’t the best ;)

 

(21:19) Yeah, yeah, I know I’m ashamed… I it was one of the runts of my jokes *pulls outs runts*

(21:20) Better?

 

(21:26) I thought you were the runt of the joke?!

 

(21:38) *Gasp* I am offended Kurty Wurty

(21:38) Yeah I added more… you forced me!

 

(21:42) I’m not sure how you landed such a funny boyfriend!

 

(21:46) Well, I just flirted with him a bit and then he hated me and then we realised that we were in love… and I finally admitted to him how I felt… he’s more than just funny, he’s beautiful…

 

(21:48)  I never hated you, boy! Blainey Wayney, you are adorable!

 

(21:51) But…but I made you all mad, how could you not have?… and you’re more adorable, like a little penguin

 

(21:56) I was in love with you. And penguin? Seriously?

 

(21:28) Awww, I really liked you too,  after that happened that I realised, I was listening to I won’t say (I’m in love), but I didn’t know you felt that way, I honestly thought you’d never speak to me again… and yes my cutesie baby penguin.

 

(21:32) Like I could ever actually go a day without speaking to you. < /I>

 

(21:52) Really? me neither, I hated it when I thought you were mad, and I know I’ve said it a lot but I am really sorry about all that…

(21:56) Man I know how to turn a flirty conversation to a sad one, I’m sorry for that too…

 

(21:58) I forgive you. You need to stop being sorry for stuff, its honestly fine. This isn’t a sad conversation either.

 

(22:03) You’re too nice to me you know that right…

 

(22:05) That’s not true! You deserve this niceness.

 

(22:07) Okay, Nick keeps telling me that too… he convinced me to tell you how I felt :)

 

(22:09) Remind me to buy him something nice!

 

(22:13) He likes Danish buy him one on Tuesday, I’m glad he did…

 

(22:15) I like Danish too! ;) And I will.

 

(22:17) He'll enjoy that ;)

 

(22:19) Well good! What are you up to?

 

(22:22) Just chilling I’ve just finished a pile of French work you… weren’t you going to have a shower?

 

(22:25) Sounds fun! And yes I was, you distracted me. I better go, I'll text you tomorrow?

 

(22:28) Bonne Douche, Mon Petit Ami, yes text you tomorrow xx

 

(22:32) Oui, Je t'aime. Bonsoir! xx

 

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(18:33) HEY RACH!

 

(18:33) Hey Kurt, what’s up?

 

(18:37) Fancy coffee on Tuesday? You, Me, Blaine, Nick and Jeff?!  

 

(18:38) Sure sounds great… what happened yesterday?

 

(18:42) I had coffee with Blaine! What did you do?

 

(18:46) I was waiting for a phone call from a young man who knows what I meant… and I didn’t mean what he did yesterday… how’d It go with Blaine?

 

(18:48) Well, nothing really happened.

 

(18:40) Oh honey, did you tell him?

 

(18:43) Well, I kinda did.

 

(18:45) And? What did he say?

 

(18:46) He said some stuff, I really have to go and get on with some homework, I’ll see you tomorrow. X

 

(18:48) Errgh you are being so frustrating right now but yeah see ya tomorrow x

 

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Monday 27th February

 

(08:30) Hey Nick!

 

(08:31) Hey! What’s up? I haven’t heard from you in forever.

 

(08:35) I’ve just been really busy, lots of stuff on my mind... would you and Jeff like to go for a coffee tomorrow maybe meet up with Rachel and Kurt?

 

(08:36) Alright, and that sounds good! We’ll be there. So what happened on Saturday with Kurt?!

 

(08:46) Errrrr…

 

(08:47) Spit it out lover boy!

 

(08:53) If you force me to say anything I’ll get Cooper on you…I’m still pissed about the bet!

 

(08:54) Why would I force you? I don’t even know if I won the bet yet! DID I?

 

(09:06) I am not a liberty to say to someone who is betting on my love life!! Maybe I’ll tell Cooper about the bet, I’m sure he’d have something to say about it…

(09:07) Anyway it’s not about whether you won or not is the fact that there *was* a bet in the first place!

 

(09:13) I’m sorry about the bet. But what happened with Kurt? How did he react?

 

(09:17) Err… Sorry Nick gotta go Murdoch is watching me… probably planning my detention catch-up with Logan as we speak…

 

(09:18) BLAINE!

 

(12:25) Yes?

 

(12:26) WHAT DID KURT SAY?

 

(12:29) When?

 

(12:32) When you told him you liked him. Stop pussyfooting around and tell me!

 

(16:57) I do not pussyfoot as I am not a cat

 

(16:58) Is he your boyfriend now?

 

(19:30) Define the term boyfriend…

 

(19:32) Did you kiss him?

 

(21:34) Did I kiss who?

 

(21:36) DID YOU KISS KURT?

 

(22:12) *zip* I’m not going to talk about it…

 

(22:14) So you did?

 

(23:00) I can’t say…

 

(23:02) Why not?

 

(23:34) I can’t say…

 

(23:36) Oh fuck you.

(23:37) I need sleep, You *will* tell me tomorrow.

 

(23:40) I’m gonna kick your ass (you set yourself up for that one) and will I now? Will I really…?
(23:50) Night Nick!

 

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(07:01) Good Morning Handsome x

 

(07:04) Morning baby!

 

(07:06) How are you?

 

(07:09) I’m okay, It’s early. How are you?

 

(07:10) *Sends Virtual Coffee* I’m good, looking forward to coffee later… it’ll keep me going through the day… bad lessons :/ how’s your day looking?

 

(07:12) Virtual Coffee will do for now. My day’s okay, coffee being the high point!

 

(07:14) I love your coffee addiction ;) it’s so adorable

 

(07:16) I love coffee! It’s adorable. ;)

 

(07:18) If you say so Kurtsie, so what classes you got today?

 

(07:21) French, English, trig and glee and something else but I can’t remember. What about you Blainers?

 

(07:21) English, study period, Environmental Science, History and Home Ec. Errgh I hate my Mondays…

 

(07:23) Everyone hates Mondays!

 

(07:34) Yeah but my Monday’s *suck*… Logan is in nearly *all* my classes today

 

(07:36) Ah, I guess yours does suck. Sorry :(

 

(07:37) Yeah :( no need to be sorry Kurt…

(07:40) The thought of seeing my beautiful boyfriend later will get me through the day :)

 

(07:43) He is extremely excited to see you too!

 

(07:46) I’m glad, I have to go now I have a whole of Dalton school assembly now… I’ll text you at lunch

 

(07:48) Okay! Have fun. Xx

 

(12:30) Hey! Nicks giving me a death stare right now, not nearly as terrifying as the thought of yours though ;)

 

(12:32) Taking that as a compliment! But why, what’s up with you guys?

 

(12:35) Well… I may or may not be seriously annoying him about whether or not we’re together by being incredibly vague with my answers and ‘pussyfooting’ it’s fun though, he’ll know by tomorrow anyway

 

(12:37) Ha-ha, that’s kind of mean but very funny! Poor Nick! Rachel seems annoyed too! ;)

 

(12:40) Yeah it is very funny, he’s teased me for weeks about liking you so it’s payback time, I bet you’re not being as evil as I am are you?

 

(12:43) No, I’m the nicer of the two of us! Rachel’s not really probing for anything.

 

(12:45) Yeah you are ;) well, Nick was the one I turned to and the first person I told that I was going to tell you… so he just wants to know if we are together or not…

 

(12:47) Awh, now I feel mean for not telling!

 

(12:48) No, no Kurt you weren’t to know, it’s just a bit of fun I’m having with Nick… I think he mainly wants to know just so he can take Jeff and Trent’s money…

 

(12:50) Sounds like Nick! And they don’t have to wait much longer.

 

(12:54) Yeah, I know just until tomorrow… He’ll be happy for us then, it feels weird eating lunch alone, but they’ll crack me if I sit with them…

 

(12:58) I’m having lunch with Brittany and Tina. Discussing lady Gaga! And don’t crack!

 

(13:03) I won’t, starkids honour, and I ate alone today… no classes with Nick Jeff or Trent… Just one more with Logan… so they will be no cracking… Nick knows all he needs to do is get on the subject of you and I’ll blabber like a monkey… so I’m staying as far away as possible from him, I think he still thinks I’m mad at him for the bet…

 

(13:05)  :/ I wish you were in my lessons. And you do that, we only have to wait like one more day.

 

(13:15) But if I *was* in your classes I’d never get any work done, you’d distract me ;)

 

(13:17) Sometimes distractions are good!

 

(13:19) But not when they look as good as you…I’d fail all my classes and it’d be your fault… how’d that make you feel

 

(13:35) Pretty bad I guess.  Wouldn’t it be worth it though?

 

(13:38) Only if you failed too ;)

 

(13:43) Clearly I would!

 

(13:46) Well then maybe I’ll consider it :)

 

(13:49) What? Really?
 

(13:51) Possibly, It'd be nice to be closer to you :) I kinda miss you lots.

 

(13:53) I miss you too. I love you Blaine.

 

(14:05) Love you more… we’re both going to New York in September… ;))

 

(14:07) I know! I cannot believe it! We’re going to be living together!

 

(14:12) I’ll get to see you *everyday* It’ll be so much fun!!

 

(14:14) I’ll be waking up to your face!

 

(14:18) Yeah, I’ll wake up and see your beautiful eyes, and they’ll brighten my day

 

(14:21) You’ll be there when I go to sleep.

 

(14:34) Lying next to you with my arms around your waist, sneaking late night kisses

 

(14:37) I really can’t wait, Blaine. :)

 

(14:46) We can practice at the weekend ;)

 

(14:59) Oh god we can! Now I’m even more excited.

 

(15:10) Yes! it’s going to be the best weekend ever… and I get to see my amazing boyfriend

 

(15:14) And I do too…

 

(15:20) Just leaving school now, I’ll see you at the Lima Bean.

(15:21) Oh and I’ve written more of the essay…

 

(15:22) Looking forward to reading it. I’ll see you soon!

 

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(18:16) So you really liked it then?

 

(18:19) Of course I liked it! I can't believe you’re writing it about me!

 

(18:21) You're welcome, it’s a pleasure to write about you :*)

 

(18:23) I want to do something for you!

 

(18:24) Okay, Be my boyfriend, and let me write about you…  you could do those for me ;)

 

(18:27) Aren't I already doing those things?

 

(18:30) Precisely, I don’t need you to do anything more Okay, think of it this way you are simply helping me with my french assignment.

 

(18:33) Can I at least buy the coffee tomorrow?

 

(18:36) Yes, if you must sweetie... but honestly I don't expect you to do anything  just cause I'm writing this essay... you did enough when you forgave me

 

(18:42)  Coffee and donuts! And I know, I want to!

 

(18:46) You want *donuts*, honestly sweetie… it’s nothing, if there’s no convincing you, what would you like to do?

 

(18:49)   So you don’t want donuts? Because I will eat them all myself.. 

(18:52)  And just let me do something for you! What do you want me to do? Anything.

 

(18:58) no no no give me donuts I was just saying *you* Kurt Elizabeth Hummel, who lives mainly on salad and health foods wants donuts :O and I don’t want you to do anything, its enough that you are with me… and listen to me…but if you really want to do something for me… will you just drop this?

 

(19:04)  You can have some donuts, and okay. Its dropped. What are you wearing tomorrow?

 

(19:08) Good… and I’m not sure I was thinking maybe the Yellow pants that I wore first time I met you… they are now my favourite pair of pants… and then my nice navy striped sweater… what are you wearing?

 

(19:12) That will look nice! My favourite pants too. And I haven't decided yet. :L

 

(19:15) I’m sure you'll look amazing in whatever you wear... you always do :3

 

(19:18)  Awh, thank you Blaine. You do to by the way! ;)

 

(19:20) I doubt I look as good as you though

 

(19:23) Well, I’d rather stare at you than myself.

 

(19:27) Oh shucks, well I’d rather stare at you, and look into your eyes... they're really pretty <3

 

(19:30)  Don't even get me started on your eyes. You have the most gorgeous eyelashes.

 

(19:34) Your eyes are amazing though Kurt, they we’re the first thing I noticed about you…

(19:35) I couldn’t stop staring at them

 

(19:40) Thank you

 

(19:43) You’re welcome its 100% true

 

(19:45) I think I'm going to go finish some homework and then bed. Text me tomorrow?

 

(19:53) Okay, I'll text and see you tomorrow we're finally telling them... sweet dreams of your gorgeous boyfriend ;)

 

(19:56) I know! I'm excited. And of course, I never dream of anything else!

 

(20:00) Me neither

 

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Tuesday 28th February

 

(19:58) I can’t believe you didn’t tell me, Kurt…

(19:59) I’m happy for you though :)

 

(20:02) I’m really sorry I didn’t. But thank you Rach. X

 

(20:03) So? When’s the first date?

 

(20:05) I don’t know. We’re going camping this weekend though.

 

(20:07) Ooh camping sounds…errm… fun :P

 

(20:10) What was that face for? ;)

 

(20:15)  Face is for ‘it could all go a bit Brokeback Mountain’ if you catch my drift

 

(20:17) Omg Rachel, no. There will be no Brokeback Mountain.

 

(20:19) Ha-ha of course not Mr Hummel of course not…

 

(20:21) We’re not even camping on a mountain...

 

(20:23) You are still camping in a tent

 

(20:25) What else would I be camping in?

 

(20:27) That’s not my point.

 

(20:29)  He’s been my boyfriend for like six seconds. Relax.

 

(20:34) Yes, I know that honey… I’m just saying ;)

 

(20:36)  Shh. Just shh.

 

(20:37)  So if that’s not what’s going to happen what *is* gonna happen

 

(20:39) Toasted marshmallows!

 

(20:43) Sounds Delicious, anything else

 

(20:45)  Camp fire songs!

 

(20:47) Ooh sounds absolutely delightful, Coffee tomorrow I still need you help for the wedding planning

 

(20:49)  :) And sure!

 

(20:52) Great, I’ll see you tomorrow

 

************

 

(19:56) I cannot believe you kept it a secret! We’re supposed to be friends Blaine!

 

(19:58) Yes Nick we are, aren’t we? Well consider that payback for betting on my love life and I’d like my share thank-you… I have special plans for it…

 

(20:03) You can have it tomorrow. I’m glad you guys are together finally though. And ooh, what are these plans?

 

(20:04) I’m gonna spend it on our first date, take him out for lunch somewhere nice on Saturday after we’ve been camping? It’s okay I’ve invited him right?

 

(20:05) Of course! And that sounds sweet!

 

(20:07) Great, yeah he deserves something special

 

(20:11) You deserve someone special too.

 

(20:17) I *have* someone special, he put up with me (even though he says he doesn’t) when I was still coming to terms with that Logan crap, he forgave me even after I was a bit of a jerk and I am completely in love with him, now it’s time for me to repay all that kindness…

 

(20:22) I agree with you, but don’t ever think you deserve anything less.  

 

(20:21) I don’t Nick but he has given me so much already… I know that now, we both deserve and *need* each other… I really love him

 

(20:23) You can’t stop talking about him, can you? ;)

 

(20:26) Was there a time that I didn’t talk about him?

(20:27) Of course I can’t he’s my *boyfriend* now ;)

(20:28) This is *exactly* what you did about Jeff to me when he first moved here… Payback time.

 

(20:30)  Awh, you’re so in love. And I’m fine with payback time!

 

(20:32) Good cause there’s gonna be a lot ;) I really love him, I have done for weeks… Saturday was the best day ever.

 

(20:34)  You guys are far too adorable for me tonight, I’m gonna go get some homework done little Blainers. Catch you laters!

 

(20:45) I’m so happy, okay… you finish those trig problems that are due tomorrow ;)

                                                                                                                                                    

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(17:56) Well, Nick is Kinda pissed…

 

(17:59) I’m sorry, apparently waiting to tell people was a bad idea. :(

 

(18:03) Yeah, oh well they’ll get over it… he’s still happy for us.

 

(18:07) Well that’s good.

 

(18:09) So how is Rachel handling the not telling?

 

(18:11) Not well! The weekend could not come soon enough!

 

(18:14) We’ve told them now and they are happy for us, I miss you though <3

 

(18:16) I miss you too, Blaine.

 

(18:17) I’m really looking forward to Friday… <3

 

(18:18) Me too! :D xx

 

(18:24) Yayy!! x

(18:23) What are you thinking about right now?

 

(18:25)  Honestly? Food. You. English Essay.

 

(18:27) Awh, well I’m thinking of you and my french essay topic and my boyfriend…

(18:28) Oh wait their all the same ;) that’s because you’re my sweet heart *pulls out sweet hearts*

 

(18:29) Awh! I love that you’re thinking about me! And Blaine! You have to stop doing that! :L x

 

(18:30) :3 But it’s one of my Twix *pulls out Twix*

 

(18:32)  Blaine, you are a sweetie.

 

(18:35) Awww, you’re a sucker *pulls out Lollipop* for my sweet jokes.

 

(18:36) I’m glad you finished that sentence without a dirty ending

 

(18:39) I wasn’t even thinking about that, how would I even know if you’re any good at such a thing?

 

(18:41) You wouldn’t know!

 

(18:45) Exactly, so how could I have made that dirty?

 

(18:47) You sometimes have a very dirty mind.

 

(18:49) I don’t recall, saying anything of the sort…

 

(18:52) Well. You wouldn’t ;)

 

(18:54) Hey! I’m too small and innocent to know anything of the sort…. That still scars me, I’m sorry again for snapping at you that night :(

 

(18:58) You’re not innocent! I’m the innocent one! You are small though. And Blaine, you don’t need to keep apologising. I forgave you and we can forget about it.

 

(19:03) How do you know I’m not innocent and my hand simply ended up in the wrong place ;) okay, I just never meant to snap at you, it wasn’t your fault, I just feel bad…

 

(19:04) You don’t need to feel bad. And you’re not innocent Blaine, end of story.

 

(19:06) Okay, but I *am* I really, really am…

 

(19:07)  Suuuure you are.

 

(19:09) I am…

(19:10) I’m not really ready for that level of intimacy… not after logan… I’ll explain some other time okay?

 

(19:13) Oh Blaine, I really wasn’t meaning anything like that, I was just joking around. I’m not ready either. We can talk about it soon :)

 

(19:15) oh *blushes* but yeah we will…

 

(19:17) Good :) I want us to be open about stuff like this.

 

(19:19) Yes please, please tell me if something is bothering you…please…

 

(19:23) Why would something be bothering me?

 

(19:37) I just mean if anything ever does at all… and I mean *anything*, like if you’d like to be more intimate, promise me you’ll tell me, that you will talk to me promise… please…

 

(19:41) Of course Blaine, I Promise. This is only going to work if we talk about us.

 

(19:46) Yes, yes of course we will, I’ll come and talk to you, I’d never do *that* to anyone

 

(19:48) Do what?

 

(19:56) Just… something I am going to tell you it’s just hard… it still hurts… I hope you can understand

 

(19:58)I hope you know you can tell me anything, it isn’t going to change my opinion of you.

 

(20:09) I know, I really do Kurt, it just really hard, and I would rather talk it out in person…

 

(20:12) Then we’ll talk about it soon. That okay?

 

(20:16) Yes, I promise…

(20:18) I need to tell you, but just not right now

 

(20:21) Whenever you’re ready is perfectly fine.

 

(20:31) Thank you Kurt… I love you

 

(20:34) I love you too <3

 

(20:35) love you most, also… I have plans for our first date :)

 

(20:38) Oh, do tell!

 

(20:45) Okay, so after we’ve been shopping, I’m taking you out for a lovely dinner, and then maybe a nice moonlit walk…

 

(20:47)  That sounds like heaven!

 

(20:49) It will be when I have my angel by my side

 

(20:52)  You’re adorable. Can I keep you forever?

 

(20:54) Only if I can have you for eternity

 

(20:58)  Deal. :)

 

(21:00) Done ;) but can mortals such as myself date angels like you?

 

(21:04) They sure can!

 

(21:07) Good! I'm glad i can still date my beautiful angel

 

(21:12) He's very glad too. I'm getting pretty tired baby!

 

(21:14) Okay sweetie night, see you in my dreams

 

(21:18) I'll meet you there!

 

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 Thursday 1st March

 

(18:08) Evening Kurtsie (please don’t kill me I think it’s cute) xx

 

(18:11) Hey! You’ll survive this once. How are you? Xx

 

(18:13) Yay I survived and I’m alright I’m missing you though how are you? X

 

(18:15) I miss you too. I’m good! You?

 

(18:16) Sweetie? We already did that… What’s the plan for tomorrow Kurtsie?

 

(18:17) I forget what I’m supposed to be saying around you.  And I’m not sure, I could come to Dalton and see you or you could always come to mine. I don’t mind.

 

(18:20) Well, my car is a bit small, I’m not sure if we’d all fit. So how about you pick us up at about 4:30…

 

(18:22) Oh yeah, that sounds like a good idea. :D

 

(18:25) Great, I’ll start my packing, so how was your day?

 

(18:28) It was alright, I missed you.

 

(18:30) I missed you more

 

(18:32) I missed you most!

 

(18:34) Of course you did sweetie ;) x

 

(18:37) I’m sorry. Was that sarcasm I sensed there?

 

(18:39) Maybe it was maybe it wasn’t what’cha gonna do about it?

 

(18:41) Maybe I didn’t miss you at all…

 

(18:44) Now I know *that’s* a lie… my only problem is you can’t possibly have missed me as much as I missed you

 

(18:47) No, that’s a lie! Can’t we just be equal? ;)

 

(18:49) Maybe we could reach a mutual Whatchamacallit *pulls out Whatchamacallit*… agreement

 

(18:52) Yes Blainey, maybe we could!

 

(18:55) Okay, we missed each other equally, which is a lot :)                            

 

(18:58) Soooooooooooo much.

 

(19:00) Wow that’s is a lot <3

(19:02) I really can’t wait to see you tomorrow :)

 

(19:04) Me to! I’m so excited for this weekend!

 

(19:07) It’s gonna be Totally Awesome ;)

 

(19:08) Totally, dude.

 

(19:10) This Friday we’ll take everybody by storm, stay up all night sneak out of our tent ;)

(19:13) I had to make a reference,  I just had too…

 

(19:14) You are such a fanboy it’s adorable. Sneaking out of our tent? Will that be happening?

 

(19:17) Well I think you’re adorable…and the tent sneaking just fitted with the song…

 

(19:18) Well, we’ll just sneak around in our tent right?

 

(19:20) We can try but it only a small two man tent…

 

(19:22) Even better.

 

(19:24) Now who’s dirty minded?

 

(19:26)  I just prefer being close to you in confined spaces.

 

(19:28) Suuuuuuurrrreee that’s ALL it is, but for the record me too

(19:29) But about you

 

(19:32) Haha! What about me?

 

(19:33) I like being close to you in confined spaces… I was quoting Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs… Don’t laugh, I like my animated movies

 

(19:34) Because you’re a five year old?

 

(19:36) Hey! animated movies are the best, I love that movie it’s funny .

 

(19:41) I may have it on DVD, but you’re still five years old!

 

(19:45) Hey! I’m 5 + 13 years old!

 

(19:47) Good 5 year old math skills shown there, want a lollipop?!

 

(19:50) No! I want a sticker!!!!

(19:52) Okay maybe I am five but I still want that sticker

 

(19:54) Stickers. Right, I’ll buy some. Any preference?

 

(19:58) Gold stars… no big Blue ones… yes big round blue ones

 

(20:02) Why big round blue ones?

 

(20:09) Duh, cause they’re the best type, and I really like blue… It reminds me of your eyes <3

 

(20:12) You said you were no good at romance. You lied.

 

(20:15) Well, I had to leave some mystery to our budding romance

 

(20:16) You certainly did.

 

(20:18) That was the intention, I’ll make you think I’m bad at romance and the woo you…everyday…

 

(20:21) The woo-ing is going well!

 

(20:24) I’m glad it is…

 

(20:29)  Me too

 

(20:33) What’s on your mind right now

 

(20:35)  You, This weekend, and this math homework! What about you?

 

(20:37) You mainly, I’m slightly nervous about meeting Mercedes… like what if she doesn’t like me, or thinks you deserve better…

 

(20:42) You needn’t worry about that. She’s going to love you, She probably already does. You’re far too good for me!

 

(20:47) If anyone is out of someone’s league in this relationship then it’s you out of mine… its *you* who is too good for me

 

(20:50) Can we just be out of each other’s league? This conversation has far too much football language in it!

 

(20:51) But if we both think that the other is amazing we’d end up in the same one… an that’s not true, you are far too amazing for me…

 

(20:54) Well, I think we're both amazing! How are you?

(20:59) Okay I guess we are… I’m good slightly more in love with my boyfriend now than I was 2 hours ago though what about you?

(21:00) Like i love him so much it actually hurts

 

(21:04) Ditto! And I kinda smell. Time for a shower I think. And then bed. I'm ridiculously in love with you too, Blaine. Xx

 

(21:09) I’m sure you couldn’t smell *That*  bad, I like how you smell and taste… I’m glad you love me too :)

 

(21:13) I actually do! I smell like Finn.

 

(21:15) Oh err... shower QUICK get your Kurty smell back... if his room is anything to go by i really don’t want my boyfriend to smell like that :(

 

(21:18)  I'm going! Wouldn't you love me if I smelled like that?

 

(21:20) I'd just wear a clothes peg on my nose... I can’t stay away from you, I love you for you not your smell... although that is a perk ;) xx

 

(21:30) Awh! I’d still love you if you smelled too. However, please continue smelling how you do

 

(21:35) Good I’m glad our relationship isn't based on superficial things xx

 

(21:38) Yeah me to, I think that's why we'll work so well! I'm about to hop in the shower and then bed I think. So goodnight, love you Xxx.

 

(21:40) Good night love you more xx

 

(21:46) Love you most! xx

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  Friday 2nd March

 

 (15:07) Hey! I’m on my way.

 

(15:09) Hey! Okay, Nick and Jeff are almost packed…

 

(15:11) “ALMOST”?

 

(15:14) Yes Almost, they don’t have my organisational skills ;) they’ll be packed by the time you get here…

(15:15) I Think…

 

(15:17) I bet your organisation skills aren’t that great. And they better be!

 

(15:20) They are better than Nick and Jeff’s I was packed this morning ;) they are very nearly done, they just arguing over which PJ’s to bring its rather hilarious

 

(15:23) I was packed on Wednesday. And that is funny, video it!

 

(15:29) WEDNESDAY!!! *Wednesday* seriously… why? And I just tried but Nick through a pillow at me :(

 

(15:31) Don’t distract them! Time is of the essence. And because I’m just that organised.

 

(15:34) Yes sir! They’ve finished now.  ;) Although Jeff *is* trying to persuade Nick to let him bring espresso.

 

(15:36) Omg let him it will be funny.  

 

(15:47) Nick really doesn’t like him drinking it, he’s just worried because of how they started… he just doesn’t want to lose Jeff… it would kill him, literally. He’d had a crush on Jeff for months he was so happy to find out Jeff felt the same way…

(15:49) Don’t tell him I told you that he’d kill me… It would be funny, but Nick wouldn’t be any fun for the trip.

 

(15:53) They sound like us Blaine. I’ve had a crush on you forever.

 

(16:03) Me too, but I never thought you’d want me… I was broken, and then I was a jerk… you deserve the best, and I was broken… thanks to Logan and you deserve someone who’s not, someone who could reciprocate your feelings… but over these past few weeks you fixed me Kurt… helped me… you were my friend even after I was a complete jerk, thank-you . and I’m really sorry about that Kurt xx

 

(16:05) Blaine shh, you were not broken. Bruised maybe, but not broken. Thank you too, you mean so much to me. We have all the time in the world now. <3

 

(16:15) I felt broken, he shattered my world and then you came along. You are my world now… you mean everything to me and yes, yes we do <3 <3

 

(16:16) You mean the world to me too.

(16:18) I love you.

 

(16:19) Love you too

(16:23) Hey this one is from Nick and Jeff, please stop turning our friend in to goo, it makes him a sickly sweet and adorable puppy, I wish you could see the look on his face right now…

 

(16:25) Ha, hey guys! Sorry. I wish I could too, sneak a picture for me.

 

(16:27) Here you go, this is what we get *every time* you text him


 

 

(16:29) Awh, his face is perfect. Leave him be guys! :)

 

(16:35) I’m going to kill those guys… but yes maybe I do look like that when I get texts from my boyfriend… <3
(16:36) The Jokers are packed now so we’re ready when you arrive

 

(16:36) You’re adorable! And just in time. I’ve just pulled up, be up in two. Xx

 

(16:37) Okay, we’re in Nick and Jeff’s Dorm 153 see you in a bit xx

 

 

End Notes: Well, i hope this makes up for all the past Klangst... but at least this one doesnt end at a critical point... not really, yes you do have to wait to find out about the Camping trip.. i WILL say its fluffy... quite fluffySPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: http://www.twitlonger.com/show/h9u9aj (SAME AS ABOVE)

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I like how its all text but maybe next chapter could you explain what's happening because i got kinda confused :| But it was really good

I'm sorry. what did you get confused about? the next chapter just sorta flows on from this one... so if it was something in the main body it wont be fully explained... i'm sorry that you got confused, this chapter just got very long very fast

Hi i reveiwed last time just answering a question i kinda got confused when how they talked about what hapened about the events but it's okay no need to be sorry i do it in some of my stories to but i didnt want it all explaned i still want a bunch of dialoge i was just hopeing you could explain the dtae because i want to read more about the cuteness that is klaine dates :) :) :)

Which date and I'll explain it if you like... There were quite a few dates

Well small confession about the text chapters me AND cabbage work on those together... this chapter took us over a month :/ but thats partly cause we were writing other chapters and conflicting schedules ;) but glad you liked it... the next chapter (even if i do say so myself) is pretty adorable <3 love toastie

i finally got the chance to read this latest update and i absolutely loved it. it takes a lot of skill in my opinion to write out an entire text conversation so i applud you. i am so excited for the next update.lovekeley

Awww, fluff! I want more :D xox