June 28, 2013, 2:52 a.m.
Klaine Hiatus Madness Ficlets: What if...
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The theme music streamed out of the speakers on the laptop as the show ended and Blaine stretched his back as Kurt moved the laptop from its position on his thighs.
"That was awesome," Blaine said, "so funny."
"Yeah. I wonder how much of that was based in reality though and how much was them poking fun at themselves."
Blaine sat up and looked at his boyfriend, he had that look in his face that meant he was thinking too much and would be going into a ramble.
"What do you mean based in reality?"
"Well," Kurt said, and it was clear that he was gathering arguments to base his rant on. "We know that Jared is married to that actress and we know that Jensen was in a soap and he is from Texas. Do you think the other stuff might be true as well?"
"Like?" Blaine drew it out because though he loved Supernatural, he often got too distracted by the hotness of Jensen Ackles to get every little detail of the dialogue.
"Like how they kept saying that they were at least talking to each other or how Jensen had never been to Jared's house." Kurt had crossed his legs now and was looking eager.
"I don't know? I don't think so. I mean, in the outtakes and stuff they always look like they are having a good time and are good friends."
Both boys thought about this for a moment.
"Do you think we would have been good friends?" Kurt asked, and Blaine had to rewind to see if he had missed part of the conversation because he did not get what his boyfriend was talking about.
"Huh" was the eloquent response he came up with.
"If that had happened to us, if our life turned out to be a TV show in another dimension, do you think we would be friends?"
"I would hope we would be more than friends. I love you and I think that no matter what dimension we would be together, you know."
Kurt leaned in and gave him a chaste kiss and Blaine felt very happy with that response until his boyfriend spoke again.
"But, what if we weren't gay?"
"I don't... that's not... why..." Blaine spluttered, and it took him a while to get his mind to fully grasp what his boyfriend was saying.
"So, you're saying that in another dimension we might not be gay?"
"Yeah, or at least you, I'm not sure my fabulousness could be faked even by an amazing actor." Kurt was on a roll now.
"You never know, you could be straight and an award winning actor..."
"Then what would I be doing on a TV show?"
Blaine wasn't sure what to say to that. He just knew that he didn't like to think about a world where he wouldn't be together with Kurt. It sounded depressing and lonely.
"I don't think my fabulousness could be faked either," he said somewhat petulantly and Kurt leaned in and gave him another kiss, this one more passionate.
"I guess we agree then?"
"I guess so."
They collapsed into a horizontal position and were soon making out. Blaine was enjoying the feel of Kurt's body so close to him and the kisses... until Kurt tensed and raised himself up on his elbows.
"What do you think the others would be like?"
"Mmmm, Kurt," Blaine whined at the lack of contact. "What are you talking about?"
"In that other dimension, what do you think our friends would be like?"
"Kurt!"
"Yes?"
"Shut up and kiss me..."