“Blaine?” Cooper asked.

                “Yeah it’s me.”

                “Everything ok? Are mom and dad ok?” Cooper asked.

                “Everything’s fine, mom and dad are good.”

                “I don’t remember the last time you called me.”

                “I don’t remember you calling me either Cooper.” Blaine replied.

                “True, so what’s up? Did you just decide you miss me?”

                “No. Well I mean yes I miss you but that’s not why I’m calling.”

                “Why are you calling then?”

                “I need help,  there’s this boy…”

                “And he doesn’t know you’re alive?”

                “No, he knows. We dated for a bit but then we broke up and I….I want him back.”

                “Ah, I see so you called the master at wooing.”

                “I called the master at screwing up and getting people to forgive him.”

                “So what did you do? How did you screw this up?”

                “I let my fear get the better of me.”

                “Well, that’s mysterious.”

                “Shut-up Coop and help me.”

                “Now how am I supposed to help you and shut-up? We’re on the phone Blaine I can’t sign you the instructions.”

                “Cooper.” Blaine said his voice pleading.

                “Ok ok. You watch chick flicks right?”

                “Sometimes, what’s your point?”

                “What’s the one thing that always works in a chick flick?”

                “I don’t know.”

                “The big romantic gesture.”

                “Of course!”

                “So you good now?”

                “No, what should I do? How does one go about pulling off a big romantic gesture?”

                “That my dear little brother is all on you. You’ve got to find something that will work on him.”

                “Alright.”

                “But in my experience serenading someone always works.”

                “Really?”

                “Yup.”

                “Well if it works for you it’ll definitely work for me as I’m a much better singer than you are.”

                “Not true squirt, I’m the better singer.”

                “I’m afraid you are sadly mistaken Cooper, also don’t call me squirt.”

                “Listen, I’ve got to go but I’ll call you soon ok?”

                “Yeah, that would be great.”

                “Love you Blainers.”

                “Love you too Coop.”

Ok, serenade Kurt, Blaine could do that. He could totally get up in front of the whole school and sing. Yup. That wouldn’t be a problem at all; all those eyes on him, all those people judging him that wouldn’t bother Blaine at all. Oh god, he was so screwed.