"We haven't baby proofed the house yet, we need to baby proof the house."

"We have time Kurt, she isn't due for another week. Besides it's not like bean is going to be crawling right away so even if she was born early we'd still have time."

"Ok but we seriously need to talk about names, we can't keep calling her bean her whole life Blaine, that's as bad as naming her Apple or North."

"You could call her...." Santana started.

"We are not calling her Santana!" Kurt cut her off.

"Whatever."

"I actually have an idea for a name." I told my husband.

He turned and looked at me with interest.

"Umm.... Amelia Elizabeth Carole..."

He blinked.

"Never mind, it's too many names.....we don't need to call her Amelia, it's fine."

"Who is Amelia?" Santana asked.

"His grandmother." Kurt said softly. "God, Blaine that's just too perfect."

"Yeah?"

He nodded.

"I don't know how you do it but I'm pretty sure you are in charge of naming all our kids."

Santana gagged. "You two are so fucking sweet, it's disgusting."

"Your one to talk, I've seen you with Britt."

"Go fuck yourself."

"Don't need to I've got Kurt to do that for me."

"Better make sure you tow fuck each other's brains out while you can 'cuz soon the baby will be here and you won't get any time to."

"We'll find time."

"Wanky."

"I still don't think we have everything we need." Kurt told me ignoring Santana.

"Are you fucking kidding me? You two practically have your own baby store!"

"Don't act like you had nothing to do with that." I told her.

She shrugged.

"Whatever, you two are boring me. I'm going to find more interesting people to talk to."

"Love you too San."

"Call me when my god baby is born."

"Have we just stopped fighting that? Is that actually happening?" Kurt asked after she left.

I shrugged. "It's easier this way; besides who else would we asked to be bean's god mother?"

Kurt looked thoughtful. "Are we talking godmother or guardian?"

"Godmother."

"I was thinking Mercedes."

"She would be good but she lives all the way in LA, don't you think bean should have a relationship with her godmother?"

"But Mercedes is one of my best friends."

"And Santana is mine. Besides Kurt, if you tell her she can't be the god mother, you'll break her heart."

"Ok, compromise she has two god mothers Santana and Mercedes."

"Deal. What about guardians?"

"I don't even want to think about not always being there for her."

"Me neither but we need to be practical, shit happens."

"I know I know...

"Everyone I can think of already has kids or doesn't want them or is Cooper."

"What about Cooper?"

"Are you serious? My brother raising a child?"

"Why not? Look at all he did for you; he's older now and presumably more responsible. I think he could be an excellent guardian."

I blinked. "Stop making so much sense."

"Never." He smirked before leaning in and kissing me.

"Now the only thing we need is for Amelia to be born."

"Any day now."

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"Ok, so it says here spicy food can induce labor." I told Maria as we sat on the couch, Kurt rubbing her swollen feet.

"Cool, go get me the hottest peppers you can find." She instructed me.

"I'll add them to the list."

"Now Blaine, this kid of yours was supposed to be out two weeks ago and I'm getting extremely uncomfortable."

"Ok I'm going; in the meantime maybe you two should go for a walk, that's supposed to help too."

"Will do, anything else?"

"Well there's one thing....but ...."

"Just spit it out."

"Um...sex is supposed to help."

"I'll call Puck." Kurt said letting go of Maria's feet.

"Which one is Puck again?" Maria asked.

Kurt showed her a photo on his phone.

"How about we try the other things first, I'm not saying no, Puck is rather hot, but I'm feeling awkward enough as it is without having sex with one of your friends."

"Do you think it has to be actual sex or would just getting turned on work? 'Cause I've got some great porn you could borrow." I said to Maria.

"Just go get the peppers Blaine." She responded.

"What? Gay porn is hot."

"Nobody is denying that honey but I don't think Maria wants to borrow any of your porn, that's kinda creepy."

"Our porn." I corrected him.

"Just go get the peppers."

"I'm going I'm going." I said slipping on my shoes.

"Umm....I don't think that will be necessary." Maria said causing both Kurt and I to look at her.

"My water just broke."