"You know we only have him overnight right?" Kurt asked as I carried all the diapers I bought inside.

"Do you have any idea how many kinds of diapers there are?" I asked my husband.

He shook his head.

"There's a fucking lot."

"Language!"

"Sorry."

"Grab those ones and let's go try out that changing table." Kurt said pointing to a package of diapers.

"I'll bring a few so we know we have the right ones."

"Those are the right ones." He called over his shoulder as he headed up the stairs.

"How do you know that?" I asked running after him.

He shrugged. "I just do."

"You are going to be such a better dad than I am."

"Oh shut up, you're going to be an amazing dad."

"But I don't know about diapers and shit."

"Ok confession time, neither do I. Rachel called while you were out and I asked her what type they use. I tried to call you but got your voicemail."

"Really?"

"Really."

"Do you think there are classes on the different types of diapers? Because if so we totally need to sign up for them."

"I don't think there are...."

"Damn."

"The good news is we have friends we can turn to and ask about these things."

I nodded.

"Ok, time for our first diaper change on an actual baby." Kurt said setting Steven down on the changing table. "Do you want to do the honors?"

"Oh no....no, you should do it, you're his godfather."

"I don't see what that has to do with changing his diaper."

"Umm...you two have a special bond." I said obviously grasping at straws.

"You just don't want to do it, admit it."

"Fine, I don't want to do it."

"Because changing a diaper is my idea of a good time." He said sarcastically. "You do know you'll have to change our baby's diaper, right? I'm not doing it every time."

"I know."

"Oh dear god, how can such a little person produce such a horrible smell?" Kurt asked as he took the diaper off.

"I'm going to open the window." I said plugging my nose. "Don't forget the wash cloth." I reminded my husband.

"One step ahead of you." He replied. "Hand me the wipes?"

"Wipes." I replied handing them to him.

"Baby powder." He said holding his hand out.

"Baby powder." I repeated handing it to him.

"Diaper." He said before noticing I was already holding it for him.

"Real babies squirm a lot more than dolls, stay still Steven, let Uncle Kurt put your diaper on you."

Our nephew gurgled happily as Kurt finally fastened the diaper on him.

"Can you hand me his jammies?" Kurt asked.

I routed through his bad until I pulled out tiny adorable green footie pyjamas with little frogs all over it.

"Yes it's very cute now hand it over so I can dress Steven before he catches a cold."

I quickly handed it over not wanting to be responsible for my little nephew getting sick. Kurt dressed Steven in his pyjamas but before he did them up he blew a raspberry on Steven's little belly causing another happy gurgle.

After Kurt read him a story and we sang him some songs we put him in the crib and quietly left the room after turning on the baby monitor we had bought.

"You put batteries in it right?" Kurt asked.

"Of course."

"Are you sure?"

"See that little red light? That wouldn't be on if I didn't put batteries in it."

"True."

"You know I don't know why Finn and Rachel haven't been able to find time to do it, he's sound asleep, we've got all night to fuck."

"Once again I'm blown away by how utterly romantic that was."

"Oh I'd be happy to blow you Sexy."

"You guys do remember that I live here too right?" Maria asked as she passed by us in the hall.

"Sorry."

"It's fine just keep it you your room, yeah?"

Not being told twice I grabbed my husband's hand and pulled him into our bedroom before pressing him against our closed door and claiming his lips in a passionate kiss.

"Fuck Blaine." He muttered as I moved onto his neck.

"Gonna blow you first then you can 'Fuck Blaine' all you want." I told him before wrapping my arms around his waist and throwing him onto our bed. I peeled off his shirt and kissed my way down his body until I got to the button of his jeans, I unbuttoned it with one hand while palming him through his pants with that other.

WAAAAHHHHH!

I stopped what I was doing and looked at my husband. "I'll go."

"Are you sure? I can go."

"No, you stay here, exactly like this, do not move." I told him.

I quickly went to the nursery and picked up my nephew.

"Hey buddy, what's the matter?"

I check his diaper and found that it was clean and I figured since he just had a bottle not that long ago he probably wasn't hungry so I put him over my shoulder and gently patted his back hoping to sooth him when he let out a tiny little burp.

"Did Uncle Kurt forget to burp you after your bottle? Silly Uncle Kurt."

I held Steven for a few more minutes until I was sure he had settled down and then placed him back in the crib and gave his forehead a small kiss.

"Sweet dreams buddy."

"Everything ok?" Kurt asked as I got back to our room.

"Yup, he just needed to be burped."

"Damn, I completely forgot."

"It happens." I shrugged. "Now where were we?"

"You were about to suck my cock."

I jumped onto the bed causing my husband to giggle and then quickly peeled his pants off of him, no more of this teasing crap I needed his cock in my mouth as soon as possible.

I licked my lips at the sight of his beautiful dick and went to take the tip into my mouth.

WAAAH! WAAAH!

"I should go, it's my turn."

"No, your naked I'm still dressed, I'll go again."

I picked Steven up and tried to burp him again in case I didn't get it all the first time but it became obvious that he didn't need to be burped. His diaper was still clean and dry.

"Are you hungry buddy?" I asked unsure of how often babies ate. I took him downstairs and prepared a bottle for him but he refused it. I began to get nervous so I check his forehead to see if he was warm but he felt fine.

"What's the matter buddy?" I asked snuggling him closer to me. "Oh, were you just lonely?"

I cuddled him and softly sang to him until he fell back asleep. After he was settled back into the crib I went back to mine and Kurt's bedroom. My husband was no longer on the bed but instead he was at his vanity doing his moisturizing routine. I walked up behind him so he could see me pouting in the mirror.

"Sorry honey but I don't think it's going to happen tonight."

"Damn."

"After Finn and Rachel pick Steven up tomorrow we'll send Maria to a day spa and then..." he trailed off.

"I can blow you and then you'll fuck me?"

"Yes."

"Yay."