Thanksgiving Soul Mates

            On Friday November 28th the Dallas testing facility tested and confirmed that two men Blaine Devon Anderson and Kurt Elizabeth Hummel are soul mates. Both men are originally from Ohio and currently live in New York. While it is unclear as to why they were in Texas for Thanksgiving at the moment it has been confirmed that this is the same Kurt Hummel that is the son of Burt and the late Elizabeth Hummel, who were among the pioneers of the soul mate test.

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‘Angel’ Kurt

            Don’t worry folks nothing has happened to porcelain skinned half of our new favorite soul mates. It has been discovered that Kurt Hummel has been playing Angel in a touring production of Rent, click here for a list of tour dates. This reporter was fortunate enough to catch a show last night and let me tell you he is breath taking. Incidentally, the actor playing Roger? Cooper Anderson aka Blaine’s brother. I think the mystery of how Klaine met is now solved.

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A Tale of Two Soul Mates

            A search of the national database of soul mates shows Kurt Hummel not matched once but twice. We all know that he was matched with Blaine Anderson on November 28th in Dallas Texas but what we did not know was he was also matched with Adian Davis on November 6th in Tucson Arizona. This is the first time someone has ever been tested positive twice, in fact is unknown why he was allowed to be tested with Anderson as most testing facilities will only test once.  Hummel is still refusing to answer any questions posed to him so it is unclear how he is handling having two soul mates at once or how he managed to keep the results of the first soul mate test a secret for this long. This could explain why Anderson was seen boarding a plane to New York alone whether it was so Hummel could spend time alone with his other soul mate Davis alone or it’s because Anderson is not happy with having to share his soul mate remains to be seen.

Exclusive: Adian Davis speaks

Q: First of all how did you and Kurt meet?

A: I went to a production of RENT and as soon as he stepped out on stage I knew we were soul mates. So I waited for him at the stage door.

Q: What was his reaction when you went up to him?

A: Oh it was adorable, he was so shocked he could barely process what was happening. He kept saying he already found his soul mate, which obviously I knew wasn’t true.

Q: That must have been discouraging for you.

A: It was a bit hard to hear that’s for sure and I probably would’ve given up on him until fate decided to bring us back together but before we parted he told me that when I find the person I’m meant to be with I shouldn’t give up. It was so obvious he was trying to subtly tell me not to give up on him.

Q: Well it obviously worked out for you as the two of you took the test and it came back positive, how did you celebrate that?

A laughs: How do you think we celebrated that? It was very romantic, we rented the Honeymoon suite at a local hotel, had champagne and fed each other strawberries the whole nine yards. And of course we made love, a lot.

Q: But he still had a tour to finish, how do you cope with having to part so soon?

A: Simple, we didn’t. I joined him on tour. Well, that’s not quite accurate, I couldn’t join him on the bus but I followed behind in my car.

Q: I imagine you were together every night and that’s what really matters isn’t it?

A: It is. And it was the only way to make sure Kurt continued with the tour. He was ready to quit and move to Arizona to be with me but I told him no, Kurtie-pie, that’s what I call him Kurtie-pie, you need to stick with this tour, don’t you worry about me I’ll be by your side every step of the way.

Q: I know our readers are dying to know how Blaine Anderson fits into all of this.

A: Can I be frank? Blaine Anderson is delusional. He met Kurt even before I did and managed to convince him that they were soul mates, of course when Kurt met me he realised his mistake and ended it with Blaine immediately.

Q: Can you explain their positive soul mate test then?

A: It’s fake. I assume Blaine hacked into the soul mate database and created a fake record.

Q: You say that like it’s easy.

A: It is, all you need to know is someone’s basic info which you can get from their Facebook profile and some hacking skills. It would take a matter of minutes.

Q: There are some who say that you are the one who is lying, not Blaine.

A: Then why is Blaine in New York? Is Kurt in New York? No, Kurt is Louisiana as am I.

Q: You were tested in Tucson Arizona, correct?

A: That’s right.

Q: We have been told the Tucson facility closed two months before you were tested that, can you speak about that?

A: No that’s wrong, it closed after we were tested.

Q: Both the National Regulatory Board of Soul Mate Testing and the mayor of the city of Tucson have confirmed that that facility closed in September.

A: I’m afraid they are mistaken.

Q: We have also been informed that there was no DNA profile on file for Kurt until he was tested with Blaine and that there is still no DNA profile on file for yourself.

A: They obviously lost them didn’t they? I mean they can’t even keep it straight when their f****ing facility closed it’s no surprise they lost our DNA.

Q: No need for that kind of language, I’m just trying to make sure everyone has their facts straight.

A: Well the fact is Kurt Hummel and I are soul mates and anyone who says otherwise is lying, and that includes Blaine Anderson. Interview over.