Blaine may have exaggerated when he said all his money went into savings; he did allow himself one indulgence, coffee. He stood in line at a small coffee shop when he saw a beautiful man sitting alone at a table, Blaine couldn't help but stare at the way the man licked his lips after taking a sip. The man looked up at him and eyed his suspiciously before getting up and leaving quickly. Blaine was disappointed that his eye candy was gone when he noticed he had left his phone on the table. Blaine grabbed it and ran after him.

"Hey! Wait!" he yelled running to catch up to the guy.

"What?" the porcelain skinned man turned on his heel and spat at him.

"Ummm... you forgot your phone back there." Blaine explained Also you're gorgeous and I want to ravish you he thought.

"Oh thanks." The nameless stranger said taking his phone.

The two just looked at each for a moment and then the taller of the two spoke.

"I need to go but thank you again."

"You're welcome."

Blaine didn't need his coffee that day, the handsome stranger was all the pick me up he needed. He spent the rest of the day lost in fantasy world which involved him doing some very fun and very undapper things with the stranger.

"Oh, Blainer's got a crush." His friend Jeff said mockingly.

"You know I think he does." His other friend Nick said.

"I do not." Blaine protested.

"You know I haven't seen you like this since...well ever." Jeff said.

"It's true! Nobody has ever been good enough for our Blainers." Nick agreed.

"That's not true I've had crushes before."

"Celebrities don't count Blaine." Sam said sitting down on the couch next to Blaine.

"I had that one crush on Gap guy. And it's not my fault there weren't many gay guys in Ohio. Who else was I supposed to crush on Sebastian? Or that creepy Eli guy who randomly added me on Facebook and was probably a serial killer?" Blaine asked making a face at both names.

"Hey you went out with Sebastian." Jeff pointed out.

"On one date, one very horrible date." Blaine reminded him.

"Whatever, tell us about this guy of yours." Nick said.

"Yeah, what's his name?" Sam asked. The three guys crowded around Blaine waiting for all the juicy details.

"I don't know. I didn't actually talk to him all that much."

"Define all that much." Nick said.

"I basically said you forgot your phone and he said thank you."

"That's it?" Jeff asked horrified.

"That's it."

"That's pathetic!"

"Jeff!" Nick scolded.

"Well it is." Jeff defended himself.

"I agree, for the record." Sam said raising his hand a little.

"Really Sam? I'm pathetic? How's pinning over your ex-girlfriend going? You guys broke up like two years ago right?" Blaine asked turning to his friend.

"Ok first of all low blow man, Mercedes is the love of my life. And second of all Jeff said it I only agreed!"

"Yeah but I can't exactly make any comments about his love life now can I?"

"True that idiot somehow got that all figured out." Sam agreed.

Jeff smiled and then kissed Nick on the cheek.

"Honey, he just called you an idiot." Nick told his boyfriend.

"I know I was ignoring that part." Jeff replied.

"Well, I've got to go take my clothes off for money. I'll see you guys later." Sam said standing up, flipping his friends off as they made catcalls after him.

"So what are we going to do tonight?" Blaine asked Nick and Jeff.

"We are going to try and get you laid." Nick said standing up.

"Oh! Good plan baby!" Jeff said clapping.

Blaine tried to protest but the couple each grabbed his hands and pulled him off of the couch, they didn't let go until he was sandwiched between them in a cab.

"You aren't planning to get me drunk and try and coax me into a threeway are you? I've told you before I'm not going to do that." Blaine asked.

"No, we've given up on you for that." Nick reassured him.

"Yeah, we got Sebastian to do it." Jeff informed Blaine.

Blaine gave them a horrified look.

"What? He may be pompous but he's hot and slutty. It wasn't hard." Jeff said shrugging his shoulders.

"Actually it was hard." Nick joked. Jeff laughed and then high fived his boyfriend over Blaine's head.

"I never wanted to know that or any of the other things you two have told me about your sex life over the years." Blaine informed them as the cab pulled over outside the club.

"We figured we'd let you live vicariously through us, you know 'cause you're a virgin and all." Jeff said loudly drawing looks from the people waiting to get into the club.

"I hate you." Blaine hissed.

"Nope." Jeff said cheerfully.

The bouncer let them in right away telling Blaine there were plenty of guys inside who would help him out before giving him a wink and a pat on the ass.

"Ok, Blaine go get us some drinks. Jeff and I are going to find you a guy." Nick said.

"Don't worry Blainers, we've got excellent taste in men." Jeff called before bouncing off.

Blaine wondered how they expected him to carry three drinks before deciding they could fend for themselves and getting himself a beer. He found a table in the corner where he could watch his friends try and find a guy for him; every once in a while one of them would catch his eye and mouth "Him?" to Blaine, to which Blaine would shake his head.

"Are you really that picky or just not interested in hooking up with anyone?" A melodic voice asked.

"Both I guess." Blaine said turning to see who was speaking to him.

"Oh hey! It's you, phone guy!" Blaine said smiling.

"And here I thought you were phone guy."

"This place is a bust Blainers, let's go see some White Chocolate instead!" Jeff said bounding up to the table. "Oh, never mind. Look Nicky! Blainers found someone on his own!"

"Good job Blainers!" Nick congratulated his friend.

"I should probably go." Phone guy said standing up.

"No! I mean you don't have to." Blaine said reaching out to him.

"Sorry but I don't like taking care of my friends when they're drunk I'm not about to look after yours."

"They aren't drunk this is just how they are." Blaine tried to explain.

"It's true we haven't had any alcohol have we Nicky?" Jeff said

"Not a drop." Nick agreed.

"Wow, ok then. So this is just how they are all the time?"

"Yeah, well give them five minutes and they'll start making out, they're much easier to ignore then." Blaine reassured him.

"Huh, alright then. I really do have to go, my friends are going to wonder where I went."

"Bye cutie!" Jeff said

"Blainers will miss you." Nick called.

"Bye Blainers, Nicky and blonde guy whose name I didn't get." He said walking away.

"I hate you so much." Blaine told Nick and Jeff.

"What did we do?" they asked in unison.

"That was the phone guy and not only did you scare him off before I got so much as his name but now he thinks my name is Blainers thanks to you."

"But Blainers your name is Blainers." Jeff told him.

Nick nodded.

Blaine hit his head on the table repeatedly.

"So much hate." Blaine mumbled.