The next two days went by rather quickly with both Kurt and Blaine being busy with school, Kurt stayed at Blaine’s most nights with the excuse it was closer to his school, which it was but really he didn’t want to be apart from Blaine. Mostly because he just wanted to be with his boyfriend as much as possible but it was also because when he wasn’t with Blaine he wondered who was and what they were doing.   Kurt was extremely anxious on Saturday as it was the day Blaine was meeting with his good looking classmate of unknown sexuality.

“If you want I’ll text you every fifteen minutes.” Blaine said trying to reassure Kurt.

Kurt thought about it for a few minutes. “No, no this will be good. You’ll go meet him and then come back to me and prove to me I can trust you around other guys….but maybe you can call me when you leave the diner? ”

                “Of course baby.”

Blaine arrived at the diner a few minutes before Shawn did.

                “Hey killer, princess stopped by told me all about how I’m babysitting you and some hottie. Don’t worry I’ll figure out if he’s gay or straight for you.”

                “Umm…thanks, but I really don’t care one way or another.”

                “I’m on a mission now Blaine your feelings on the matter are irrelevant. Now listen this is what you are going to do, you’re going to wait like ten minutes after he gets here and then you are going to excuse yourself to go to the washroom.”

                “And why am I going to do that?”

                “Because no gay man on the face of this earth could resist staring at that ass of yours.”

                “Sebastian.” Blaine said warningly.

                “Not hitting on you just stating a fact.”

Sebastian poured Blaine a coffee and then went to wait behind the counter. Meanwhile Blaine got out his laptop and opened iTunes as he figured it would be a good place to search for songs.

                “Hi Blaine.”

                “Hey Shawn.”

As soon as Shawn took his seat and young female waitress who Blaine hadn’t seen before came over and poured Shawn some coffee, she leaned across him as she did so if he would’ve looked he would’ve gotten a good look at her breasts. Blaine and Shawn started to talk about the kinds of songs they like to listen to and ones they have sung before when Blaine saw Sebastian trying to get his attention and mouthing the word “go!” While Blaine thought this whole thing was ridiculous he excused himself to go to the washroom.  He waited a few minutes and then went back to the table, he saw Sebastian looking confused.           

                “Ok, what’s your deal?” Sebastian came up to the table and addressed Shawn.

                “Excuse me?”

                “What are you into cock or pussy?”

                “What kind of question is that? I don’t even know you!”

                “Sebastian Smythe, pleasure to meet you. Now are you gay or straight?”

Blaine tried to say something to stop Sebastian’s line of questioning but Sebastian put his hand over Blaine’s mouth. 

                “Not that’s it’s any of your business but I’m neither. I’m an aromantic asexual.”

                “I don’t understand.”

                “I’m not attracted to anyone.”

                “That doesn’t make any sense to me.” Sebastian said removing his hand from Blaine’s mouth.

                “Go away Sebastian.”

                “Is that a friend of yours?” Shawn asked.

                “No, more like a former stalker. I’m really sorry for him though.”

                “He’s an asshole.”

                “The sad thing is he thinks he’s nice now.”

                “Can you just pick the song? I don’t want to be here anymore.”

                “Of course. I’m really sorry again Shawn.”

                “It’s fine, can we just not talk about it like ever?”

Blaine nodded.

As soon as he left the diner Blaine called Kurt.

                “You finished fast.” Kurt answered his phone.

                “Yeah after Sebastian offended Shawn he didn’t feel like working today.”

                “What did he do?”

                “He asked Shawn if he liked pussy or cock.”

                “Oh my god, that’s horrible!......What did Shawn say?”

                “Ok, I’m only telling you this because I tell you everything, he’s asexual.”

                “Oh. And now I feel bad for sending you guys to the diner and subjecting him to Sebastian.”

                “It’s not your fault but can we agree to never subject anyone we know to Sebastian ever again?”

                “Of course.”

                “Fantastic. What time do you get off work?”

                “Not until 5.”

                “Boo, ok are you going to come over right after or stop by your place first?”

                “Why?”

                “I just want to know when I get to see you.”

                “Oh, sorry. Since Rachel is away why don’t we spend the weekend at my place?”

                “Sounds good. I’ll meet you there.”

                “Ok, you have your key?”

                “Yup. Oh, do we have any condoms at your place or should I buy some?”

                “I was going to ask what you wanted to do tonight but I already have my answer. Buy some please.”

                “I love you Kurt.”

                “I can’t wait to see you Blaine.”