Does it always hurt or is it just the first time?

What specifically are you referring to?

Youre really going to make me say it?

Of course ;P

Does anal penetrative sex hurt every time it happens?

If its overly painful your partner isnt doing it right

I dont have a partner

I see.

I'd just like to be informed for if I do have one

I can respect that. And to answer your question it shouldn't hurt if they prep you the right way

Meaning?

Fingers and plenty of lubricant.

That seems fairly simple

It's easier if you've done it to yourself before

Why, Kurt Hummel, are you speaking from experience?

Yes.

oh

...did I make you uncomfortable?

No, no- I just wasn't expecting you to be so up front about it

Well, this is strictly educational, right? Might as well be honest.

Thank you I guess

Did you have any other questions?

Yeah, yeah. What about clean up, what's the best way to go about that?

Well, like I said before, condoms are a must. That usually helps a lot with internal clean up.

What about the lube?

I'd recommend showering afterward and just using a soapy finger. Anal douching also helps, awkward as it is.

Wow. Okay.

Anything else?

Um, what about cleaning toys?

Anti-bacterial soap should do the trick for dildos, but you should probably take the batteries out of a vibrator first.

Good to know. I think that's all for now, thank you.

Glad to help. Let me know if there's anything else you want to know.

Will do!

Talk to you later, Blaine

bye

…

“Oh my god, is my face on fire?” Blaine all but threw his phone away. “I feel like my face is on fire.”

“Well, I've definitely never seen you blush this much before,” Santana told him, moving to grab at his face for a closer look. “I didn't know you could turn this red.”

“Oh my god,” he moaned, shoving her away and covering his face with both hands. “That was awful.”

“Aw, you were fine.”

“I'm so embarrassed, he probably hates me,” Blaine continued. “God, what was I thinking?”

“I think you found an attractive guy who's willing to teach you things you're too proud to Google,” she raised an eyebrow at him when he shot her a glare. “Hey, it's not my fault you don't know how to Incognito Browse.”

“Thank you for bringing that up,” he rolled his eyes. “Really, it's a great time to discuss it.”

“If you insist! I still can't believe you're into-”

“Santana,” Blaine interrupted loudly, feeling his face somehow grow even hotter. “Sarcasm.”

“Chill, Blainers, I'm just teasing,” she told him and put what was meant to be a comforting hand on his shoulder. He shrugged it away and stood from the couch, retrieving his phone from where it had landed and making his way toward his bedroom. “Off to go think of Porcelain in the shower?”

“Going to lock myself in my room and binge watch Parks and Recreation, actually," Blaine corrected her. "Its cleansing and I feel dirty."

"Wanky," she commented, cackling when Blaines only response was slamming the door shut behind him.