He often liked to watch the show to see what they said about Blaine (usually it was to hype Dalton or whatever project Blaine might be working on). Sometimes Kurt was pictured or mentioned but that was about it.

He'd never expected to be the news. He watched as he swiveled his hips on the screen and reached blindly for his phone. He hadn't even the foggiest clue how the press would have gotten their hands on the DVD in the first place.

"Blaine," Kurt said when his boyfriend picked up, "We've got a problem."

*

[Video]

Video leaked to Access Hollywood of Kurt Hummel doing the Single Ladies dance.

OMG.

Help. The spandex.

I just... IT LEAVES NOTHING TO THE IMAGINATION.

THIS SHOULD NOT BE THIS HOT OMG.

How old is he here? I feel awful – I don't think this was obtained legally.

I do too, but omg, so hot.

The media channels are eating this up. It's getting air time on all the major shows and the Dalton media sites are going nuts. I'm waiting for a VH1 vs whoever gif war.

I hope that it all gets straightened out for him. #but omg it's so hot. #BOY CAN MOVE HIS HIPS.

Okay. I know this isn't totally legit, but I've been inspired. For one day only, the Kurt Hummel Ass Blog will be the Kurt Hummel Cock Blog. That's right, bitches. (legitimately obtained) pics of Kurt's cock coming your way.

*

"Blaine!"

"Over here!"

"Look this way!"

"What do you think of your boyfriend's video?"

Blaine probably shouldn't have said anything. He should have just ignored them. "I think that he's free to express himself however he wants, but that video was private and no one was supposed to see it."

*

"I'm so sorry," Blaine murmured. "I wish..."

"Don't," Kurt replied softly. "I know what you're going to say. I don't want to hear it. I made my choice, Blaine."

"I just..."

"I know you feel bad," Kurt said. "But I'm not giving you up, no matter how many tapes of me wiggling my hips show up on TV."