"James, I'm telling you, you – damn it, Blaine, stop that!"

"What are you gonna do about it, blondie?"

"Oh, it's on now!"

Take 2:

*clatter*

"I think I broke my phone."

"This is why you're not allowed to have nice things."

"If I listed all the things you've broken since we started this show, Blaine..."

"Bite me, Nick."

"If you insist!"

Take 3

"So the Pope and Superman walk into a bar... dude, stop laughing!"

"I can't, I'm sorry, I can't."

"Someone make Sebastian stop laughing."

"I don't even know why I'm doing it. It's.... not that funny."

Take 4

*Thud*

"Ow."

"Well, that's what you get for dancing into the wall, Blaine. The wall is angry at you. It wants you to suffer."

Take 5

"That's not the line, Blaine."

"It is now."

"You can't just change it."

"I can, too."

"What makes you so special?"

"I don't know the actual lines, okay?"

*

I am dying. I can't.

WHEN BLAINE DANCES INTO THE WALL OMG.

The noise he makes.

EVERYTHING NICK AND JEFF SAY EVER.

CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING. #send help

WHAT IS AIR?