Absolutely Sex

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Kurt swiftly took the phone out of Robbie’s hands who had just completed his level on Angry Birds.

“Kuuuurt!!” Robbie complained but Kurt silenced him with his elegant finger.

“Hello?”

“Kurt!!” Blaine sounded so excited to finally hear his voice.

“Hey!” Kurt wanted to shout down the phone how much he loved Blaine, but he knew Blaine didn’t love him the same, well, that’s at least what he thought. Kurt walked into the bedroom where lay all of Robbie’s dirty laundry.

“One second, please.” Kurt whispered to Blaine.

“ROBBIE, GET YOUR DIRTY CLOTHES OUT OF MY BED!! I KNOW IT WAS A LONG NIGHT LAST NIGHT BUT THERE IS NO NEED TO DO THAT!” Kurt yelled to Robbie who was now watching Gossip Girl and squealing when two lesbian’s made out. Blaine, however, was mortified. Kurt had done it with Robbie!

“Hey, Blaine. Back again.”

“Haha. Heeey.”  Kurt realised the sudden change in Blaine’s tone.

“Everything ok?”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely sex. I mean, fine!” Dammit, Blaine. Why do you have to be so stupid?!

“Oh, ok.” Kurt was confused, so very confused.

“Sooo, what’s happening with you?”

“Oh, well yesterday I had a test.”

“Oh yeah? How did it go?” Blaine really didn’t care but he just wanted to keep Kurt away from that Robbie as long as possible.

“I got 98%.” Kurt replied quite bluntly.

“Well, Sebastian and Dave broke up. Something about Robbie. I mean homophobia!”Blaine was really making a fool of himself. Kurt was puzzled; how could you get ‘Robbie’ and ‘homophobia’ mixed up?

“Oh. Good for them.” Kurt now knew what would happen; Seb would go after Blaine.

“And, um… yeah…” Blaine was stuck for things to say.

“Guess what!” Kurt didn’t let Blaine guess.

“Robbie has now officially shagged….” The reception on Blaine’s phone went.

“Hello? Blaine?” Kurt was angry but soon enough, he had another call from Blaine.

“Hey, sorry. What were you telling me?” Blaine had to know. He just had to.

“What?”

“About Robbie…?” Come on Kurt!

“Uh… what?” What was Blaine on about? Robbie peered around the door and gestured to Kurt that it was time to go.

“Oh, Blainers. I’m going out with Robbie! I’ll try and ring you back later. Bye!”

“Kurt, but-“Kurt hung up and walked out of the door. Ah, well, whatever Blaine wanted to ask him, it can’t have been that important. He really loved Blaine but for now he had Robbie, his true brother. He loved him and Robbie loved him back. For now, he could forget Blaine. For now, he could carry on with his life although he missed Blaine every single day. For now, he could only dream about meeting Blaine again, loving him, feeling him. But he would, one day. Always and forever.