Blaine Anderson, Professional Boyfriend
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Blaine Anderson, Professional Boyfriend: You're a Government Hooker


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Story: In Progress - Chapters: 5/? - Created: Jan 29, 2012 - Updated: Mar 10, 2012
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Blaine starred at his disheveled reflection in the boy's bathroom mirror. He'd only made through a half hour of junior before escaping to the bathroom to remove his irritating contacts and putting his ever faithful glasses back on. He didn't care if Kurt yelled at him for taking out his contacts, he wanted to be comfortable at his junior prom. Blaine had barely taken five steps out of the bathroom when he was suddenly swarmed by a group of girls, all shouting questions at him at the same time.

"What color are your eyes?"

"Is it true that you and Alison Levine made out behind the bleachers at the football game last week?"

"Is that your natural hair color?"

"Are you a virgin?"

"Whoa, whoa, who are you guys and why're all you asking me questions?" Blaine shouted, backing away from the crowd of girls.

Blaine managed to make his way to a wall opposite the girls, but they quickly swarmed around him once again and he found himself surrounded against the wall.

"Kurt Hummel told us that you're starting up a professional boyfriend business, and that if we were interested in buying your….services, we could ask you all the questions we want, to get to know you better," said a blonde girl in a hot pink dress that matched her hot pink braces.

Blaine groaned and began to stomp over to Kurt, who was chatting it up with another large group of giddy girls. He grabbed his arm and turned him around to face him.

"Hey, you took out your contacts!" Kurt protested.

"Kurt, why have you been telling all these girls about the business?"

Kurt rolled his eyes and turned to the group of girls beside him, whispering to them to give him a moment of privacy with his 'business partner'. The girls' giddy expressions quickly turned sour, as they began to walk away from the two. One unusually tall girl whispered to the girl beside her, "I bet that fag gets his services for free."

"Blaine, how do you expect us to start a business if we don't spread the word about it around?" Kurt said sternly.

"Well, I imagined we'd start off small, maybe just starting out with one girl and then we'd ask her to recommend me to her friends, and we'd build up from there…"

"We'll get nowhere like that. We need to people to know you're willing to date them for money, and we need a lot of people to know."

"Yeesh, when you say it like that you make me sound like a prostitute."

"In a way you are, but y'know, you're classier. Like a government hooker, as my dad would say."

Blaine scoffed and walked away from Kurt. He really wasn't in the mood to fight with his best friend on the night of his junior prom. In reality, Blaine knew Kurt was right, if they wanted their business to succeed, they needed to get the word out fast. Just the concept of the business was hard enough to handle, but if they wanted to succeed even mildly, they were going to need people to get interested in what they were pitching. He just hadn't intended for everything to go by so quickly. Sure, he was the one who wanted to bring Kurt's joke of a business to life as a means of making easy money, but he later found that he wasn't quite sure he was up for the position of being a 'professional boyfriend'. Blaine had been on his fair share of dates in his short sixteen years on Earth, but even still, going on a date at a professional level was terrifying to him.

Blaine's train of thought was abruptly broken when an all too familiar brunette stopped him in his tracks. He looked up from the floor and found himself standing before the ravishing Sebastian Smythe. A glass of what was undoubtedly alcohol that he'd managed to sneak into the dance, was resting cooly in his hand.

"O-oh, sorry Sebastian, did I bump into you?" Blaine asked, finding himself at a loss for any other words.

"No, no, it's fine. I just heard from Jace Harrington that you're starting up a 'professional boyfriend' business. What's that all about?" he said with a light, airy laugh.

"O-o-oh, it's um…well um…i-its basically a business where I g-go on dates with people….for an hourly fee," he murmured, suddenly embarrassed to be taking part in such a business.

To his great surprise, and relief, Sebastian laughed and patted his arm, and didn't call him a pathetic loser like he thought he would.

"Well, that certainly is an interesting idea. Much more interesting than working at the Pretzel Paradise in the mall," he said with a smile.

"Thanks…it's not really an official business yet, it's more of just an idea for now."

"Well, it sure seems you have a lot of possible patrons interested in this idea of yours," Sebastian said, glancing towards the group of girls that had gathered around Kurt once again, who was undoubtedly singing high praises about Blaine's dating skills.

"Anyway, it was nice talking to you. And good luck with your business! Who knows, maybe I'll have to check it out sometime," Sebastian said with a seductive wink and parting smile before walking back to his flavor of the month, Brandon, on the other side of the dance floor.

Blaine smiled as he felt heat rise up in his cheeks as a blush began to form. Maybe this business wasn't going to be a total flop after all.


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i couldn't really tell, but i think chapter 5 was in the past, right? if so, didn't you say you'd put the chapters that take place in the past in italics?

EEK! Its so good! Please PLEASE u[date!