Holy hangover batman! So weve established that several vodkas does not make for a sensible Kurt!! Rachel plied me with even more alcohol after I logged off last night - I think at this point my body is more vodka than blood & muscle!!!  Ive got 2 essays due this week for NYADA so theyll be interesting to write! Since this is the last day of xmas break I should probably get started on them - theyre both due on Friday! Oops! 

So, hmmm.....what can I write about today....well, Im gonna keep calling you DJ - I like it! Drunk Kurt was onto something there! So DJ, what else.....oh - Blaine called me this morning. I nearly answered it! I was still sleeping off last nights antics though so by the time I realised my phone was ringing and tried to reach for it the ringing had stopped. He didnt leave a voicemail this time though - I dont know how I feel about that.  I missed not hearing his voice and Im starting to want to call him. Maybe Ill wait until I get my essays out of the way first - Ive got a feeling im gonna need a clear head to speak to the love of my life.

OK, so maybe that sounds a bit dramatic but if Im honest thats whst Blaine is - he was, is and always will be the love of my life.  Elliot says thats why no-one else has been able to satisfy me! Thats not as rude as it sounds although........

Oh DJ he was so good at all the sex stuff too. Adam was just eurgh! He was too polite "is it ok if I pleasure you?" No - fuck off!! Simon was the total opposite "come here, were gonna fuck" eh, I dont think so you Neanderthal! Robert.....poor little Robert....he tried so so hard so I suppose he should really get brownie points for that! But Blaine, oh god, Blaine was just.....since its just you & me here DJ Im gonna be blunt. I cant tell Rachel or Santana any of this stuff and Elliot, well, Elliot would probably try to compare conquests! Haha! Blaine was the perfect combination of Adam, Simon & Robert - well, hes a lot bigger than Robert was! Teehee! Poor little Robert - hes a trier! But Blaine was the perfect combination of girth & length and he knew exactly how to "utilise his assets" shall we say! ;p I still get hard when I think about some of the things we used to do. Blaine was my first and even though Id never tell him, he was the best. 

He showed me everything and even though he was as inexperienced as I was he always seemed to know how to do things - obviously his Google searches werent as vanilla as mine used to be!! Hahaha! I remember one night we stayed at Blaines house. His parents had gone away for their anniversary so we had the entire house to ourselves. That was the first time we did it in the dining table! Also, the kitchen counter.....and the staircase......and the living room rug.......and the shower!! Best. Night. Ever. We took turns topping and although Blaine preferred being banged against the tiles in the shower for me theres nothing better than being fucked into oblivion from behind while leaning over the back of a couch! I swear he would probably kill me if he heard me talk about that night like this but oh god - its still one of the best memories I have. 

Oh shit! Rachel just called to say shes on her way back and after all this talk I erm...have something to take care of! Trust me DJ - if you know Blaine youd have a similar problem!!

Peace out DJ!! (Dear God never let me say that again!)

*Post entry- Y*

*Contact member - N*

Blaine lifted his head from the accounts he was auditing as Stephen knocked on his office door. "Um, boss...you might wanna see this." 

"Stephen, I really dont have time for this today. These are due at the accountants tomorrow" Blaine sighed heavily, dropping his pen and rubbing his eyes.

"Trust me, you need to read this before it goes live. It might be nothing but..."

"OK, OK." Blaine pushed away from his desk and followed Stephen out to his cubicle.  Stephen clicked his mouse and brought up the latest entry from one of their newest members.

"Whats the issue? Which guidelines is it breaking?" Blaine asked as he settled himself in Stephens chair.

"Um, its not really breaking any rules but I thought youd want to take a look just in case." Stephen smirked as Blaine turned to the screen.  Stephen watched as Blaines eyes widened then his face reddened and his jaw dropped. Stephen leant in to his boss.  "Now you know why I wanted you to double-check this. I assume that the name Blaine isnt as popular as I was hoping?" He whispered as Blaine cleared his throat.

"Um, no, its not and yes, I now realise. Thanks Stephen. You have to authorise the post tho, its not breaking any rules and the user has his account heavily modified and its totally private so we wont have to worry about any other members seeing his entries. You need to authorise it." Blaine stated quite matter-of-factly, trying to maintain his professional façade until he got back to his own office.

"Youre the boss." Stephen smiled. "So, just to clarify; musical-fashion is the guy in the picture you keep hidden in your bottom desk drawer?" Stephen winked as Blaine blushed realising his friend was more observant than Blaine gave him credit for.

Blaine took Stephen back into his office and explained what had happened over the new year whilst the other staff were on annual leave. Stephen listened carefully and agreed with Blaines actions. They both agreed that whilst it might not have been the best idea for Blaine to read his ex boyfriends innermost thoughts they could have lost a customer if the entries hadnt been authorised within the timeframe advertised on their website. Blaine asked Stephen to set up the notifications for Kurts account so that Blaine couldnt be accused of any improper practice but also so that none of the other staff would read about Blaines "width & girth". Stephen got slapped on the back of the head for that!

Blaine was satisfied that his exploits would not become office gossip & that he would no longer be torn between doing his job and spying on Kurt. He knew he could trust Stephen - he was the first person hed employed and had become his second in command and closest friend. As Stephen went back to his desk, Blaine tried to adjust himself under the desk as images popped into his mind that were far too adult for a work environment.  He remembered that night in his empty house clearly and it really was the best night hes ever had.

It was 11pm before Blaine had finished sorting out the accounts and collating all the expenses receipts. Opening his bottom desk drawer for his bottle of scotch & a glass he caught sight of Kurts face beaming up at him from their prom picture. He really wanted to call Kurt, just to hear his voice on the voicemail message but he remembered the most recent post Kurt had submitted earlier that day and resolved to wait until the end of the week. Kurt needed to focus on his work and Blaine wasnt going to risk messing everything up for him. Hed waited this long - 5 more days couldnt hurt....right?