Jan. 3, 2012, 12:19 a.m.
A Romance Like No Other : Happy Squirt, Sad Blainey
E - Words: 3,984 - Last Updated: Jan 03, 2012 Story: Complete - Chapters: 154/154 - Created: Dec 02, 2011 - Updated: Jan 03, 2012 332 0 0 0 1
Blaine looked down at Kurt when Jack said he was smiling, and he started to smile himself. He felt Kurt snuggle closer to him, wondering what he was thinking about. “He is happy. Happy, happy, happy Squirt.” Blaine said with a small laugh, giving Kurt’s forehead a kiss and not caring if Jack pointed out that it has cooties.
“Happy, happy, happy, happy Squirt” Jack repeated giggling, he watched Blaine kiss Kurt’s forehead. “Bleh cooties! Blainey, why are you always kissing Squirt? Don’t you ever get scared that you will get stuck together?”
Blaine looked up at Jack with a laugh. “I’m always kissing him because I loveeeeeeee kissing him. Why, does kissing him make us get stuck together? What does cooties give you?” Blaine asked, he had never heard about being stuck together form cooties, but he would be far from complaining if he was stuck to Kurt.
“But why do you love kissing him? Kissing is all wet and it gives you cooties and you might kiss them and not be able to move, like you were stuck like glue” Jack looked at Blaine. “Cooties make you poorly, i don’t want to get it, i don’t want you to get it either. Then i would be very sad” he pulled a sad face.
“I love kissing him because I looooove him.” Blaine said, biting his lip when Jack explained that he would get stuck to Kurt like glue. That would be amazing, actually. “But see with Kurt I don’t have cooties. We got out cootie shots together, so we can’t give each other or anyone else cooties. So you and me and Squirt are perfectly safe from cooties.”
“Cootie shots? B-but i haven’t had cootie shots, does that mean i’m going to get it?” Jack asked worried. “Someone else might give it to me, what if someone kisses me like mommy or daddy or Tay? I’m going to get cooties, ahhh” Jack crawled under the covers hiding himself.
“Your mommy and daddy and Tay can’t give you cooties, they’re your family. So you’re safe from them.” Blaine laughed at how scared Jack was of cooties and unwrapped one of his arms from Kurt and wrapped around the six year old who had just crawled under the covers to hide from the thought of cooties.
“But other people, what about… girls…” Jack shuddered at the thought. “Girls are icky, they like kissy things and dress up and i don’t like it” his head was hidden under the covers so it covered him entirely he felt Blaine’s arm wrap around him not knowing what it was, he let out a scream. “Ahhh what was that?”
Blaine tried not to start bursting out into laughter because yeah, girls are icky. He heard Jack scream and became really worried that he had woken up Kurt. “Shhhhh Jack, it’s just me, it’s just Blainey. Don’t worryyy.”
Jack poked his head out of the covers. “Oh i thought it was a monster… or a girl” he shuddered again.
Kurt’s eyes fluttered open. “Who screamed?” he mumbled rubbing his eyes looking up at Jack and Blaine.
Blaine looked down at Kurt when he heard him ask who screamed.Great, woke him up again…. ”Jack did. Sorry, we keep waking you up…. we can go downstairs and let you sleep better if you would like.” Blaine said, sitting up a little and preparing to get out of the bed and leave Kurt to sleep in silence.
Kurt looked confused. “Why was Jack screaming? You didn’t tell him a scary story did you Blaine? Kids don’t like them” he squinted trying to re-adjust his eyes to the light. “No, no its fine i won’t go back to sleep, at least we know i’ll sleep easy tonight” he shrugged sitting up along with Blaine. He slid out of bed and waited for the other two while he fixed his hair.
“No I didn’t tell him a scary story… I just kinda scared him because I wrapped my arm around him and he wasn’t expecting it…” Blaine watched as Kurt got up out of bed and missed having him cuddled up to his side, sleeping and perfectly at peace. He slid out of bed following Kurt, Jack doing the same, and laughed a little as he fixed his hair. His hair was always perfect, no matter how it looked.
Kurt continued to fix his hair watching as Blaine and Jack slid off the bed, he was still tired but there was no point sleeping now that was the third time he had been woken up, he wasn’t impressed but he wasn’t going to say it out loud. He heard Blaine laughing a little. “What are you laughing at?” he asked curiously.
Blaine bit his lip to keep from laughing even more. “Your hair. You’re fixing it even though it’s perfect and doesn’t need fixing.” He said with a shrug as Jack ran out of the room, heading down the stairs. Blaine knew that meant for them to follow, and he motioned for Kurt to follow with him. He still felt bad because he kept waking Kurt up, even when he promised he wouldn’t.
“Its not perfect, far from it” Kurt saw Blaine motion for him to follow after Jack ran out, he nodded and followed on behind Blaine, he tried reaching for Blaine’s hand but he was too far out of reach so he dropped his hand back down to his side and just carried on walking.
Blaine went down the stairs, looking around to see where Jack went, and stopped once he reached the bottom. He couldn’t see Jack at first, so his first guess was that Jack had gone into the ship. He heard Kurt coming down the stairs behind him and turned to watch him come down, no longer fixing his hair as he did. “I think Jack is hiding from us.”
Kurt reached one of the last steps and stopped since Blaine was blocking the passage. “He’s hiding? You think he could be in the ship?” he asked squeezing past Blaine to go to the ship to look.
Blaine nodded and followed behind Kurt. “That was my first guess…” He stepped back a little so Kurt could go in and look for Jack, worried that Kurt was mad at him for continuously waking him up. He just wanted Kurt to sleep and be happy, but he wasn’t sure what he was thinking now.
Kurt got in the ship and looked around for Jack, he looked at Blaine who was climbing in after him. “Jack? You in here? Come out for Squirt, please?” he asked going around the ship looking in all the corners trying to find the small boy. “He could be anywhere”
Blaine did exactly what Kurt was doing, looking around in the ship trying to find Jack. He stepped out of the ship, looking around in the living room for Jack and not seeing him. “Jack?” He called out, heading into the kitchen and seeing Jack trying to get himself a glass of water. He sighed in relief, worried for a second that he had lost Jack. “Need some help there Little Man?”
Kurt was still looking around in the ship for Jack even after he got out, when he knew he wasn’t there he thought he’d try the closest where he hid, he opened the door and looked inside crouching down to pick up the jacket that Blaine took off his head to check to see if Jack wasn’t under there, he wasn’t. He wondered whether Blaine had found him or not, but then he figured if he had found him he’d have told Kurt by now.
“I can do it, I can do it.” Jack said, making Blaine laughed as he went to help the little boy anyways.
“I found him!” He called out to Kurt before walking up behind Jack and pouring a glass of water for him. “There you go, all better. Don’t run off without telling us again, okay?”
“Okay. Thank youuuuu.” Jack said before he skipped out of the room with his water, Blaine behind him, to go look for Kurt.
Kurt was looking for Jack in the closest still when he heard Blaine shout and say he found him, he went to stand up and bumped his head on the shelf above. “Owww what is it with me and head injuries?” he rubbed his head moving out of the closet closing the door behind him, he went to go and look for Blaine and Jack not knowing where they were.
Blaine and Jack went around the house looking for Kurt, but they couldn’t seem to find him. Blaine sighed and ran a hand through his hair, hoping Kurt wasn’t still mad at him and hiding from him. “Where’d Squirt go?” Jack asked, looking up at Blaine with a worried look.
“I’m… I don’t know. That’s why we’re looking for him. Kurt?” Blaine called out, trying to see if that would help.
“Squiiirttt, where are youuuuu?” Jack called out even louder.
Kurt had gone outside to try and find Jack and Blaine, he couldn’t find them so he sat down rubbing the bump on his head gently, it was the same spot as he last hit it. Why are you so clumsy? Do you know how worried you make Blaine? Stop being so stupid. He lay back so he looked up at the sky, he stared at it for a minute or two and then closed his eyes, not sleeping just thinking.
Blaine and Jack had gone around the entire house looking for Kurt, but they couldn’t find him. Blaine slumped against the wall with his head in his hands. Why couldn’t he just let Kurt sleep? Why did he have to go and wake him up? He let out a long breath and ran a hand through his hair again, seeing Jack stare up at him.
“Are you okay?”
“Yeah I’m fine…. I just… we should go find Squirt.”
Kurt’s hand still rested on his head gently rubbing the patch he hit, he had no idea where Blaine and Jack were, he figured that they would be out looking for him soon if they weren’t already searching, his eyes remained shut, his other hand rested on his chest.
“Okay.” Jack could tell something was wrong with Blaine but he decided to just let it be and make sure he was okay after they found Squirt. He was always so happy with Squirt. “The door’s open Blainey! Look!” Jack pointed to the backdoor and ran towards it, making sure Blainey was following him as he ran out to see Kurt lying down. “I found you Squirt!”
Kurt was thinking about many things, all good and all of them contained Blaine, like usual. He heard someone run out and shout, sounded like Jack they must have found him, he thought. He knew for certain when Jack jumped on him and pinned him down, he opened his eyes, one hand trapped under Jack the other on his head. “Hey there Jack, have fun looking for me again?”
Jack shook his head. “I did, but…. Blainey seems sad, Squirt. And I don’t know why…” He looked up and saw the older boy he idolized walking towards them, hands in his pockets and a small smile on his face as he watched Jack and Kurt. “He’s smiling now, so maybe he’s better.” Jack looked back down at Squirt to see him lost in thought. “Whatcha thinking about?”
Kurt heard Jack talking and snapped fully out of thought. “Oh nothing” he sat up slightly concerned when Jack said Blaine seemed sad even thought there was a small smile on his face. Jack crawled off him when he saw Kurt looking at Blaine, he sat crossed legged on the ground watching the two. Kurt got up and walked to Blaine wrapping his arms around his waist. “What’s wrong?”
Blaine saw Kurt get up and start to walk to him, and he didn’t know if he was still mad at him or not mad at all or the madness faded or what… but when Kurt’s arms wrapped around his waist and he asked what was wrong, his own arms rested against Kurt’s chest as he leaned fully into him. “You’re not mad at me for continuously waking you up, are you?”
Kurt smiled and shook his head. “No i’m not mad at you, it wasn’t you who woke me up all three times. I’m not mad, i kept saying i didn’t want to sleep remember. So don’t…” he kissed Blaine’s cheek “worry…” he kissed the other cheek “and i’m…” he kissed his nose “sorry for…” lips kissed his fiancee’s forehead “making you…” he went to his eye lids “think that…” went to the other one “i was mad because i’m not okay?” he leaned in and kissed the lips he had saved until last. Jack shockingly didn’t shout “cooties” or make any sound, he just sat there and watched them.
Blaine closed his eyes and smiled weakly at the first kiss on his cheek, his smile increasing with every kiss until it was a full blown grin when Kurt kissed his lips. His arms wrapped around Kurt’s neck as he kissed him back, not hearing Jack at all, which surprised him. After a little while Blaine leaned their foreheads together, staring into Kurt’s eyes with the same grin still plastered on his face. “I’m glad you’re not mad… I honestly thought you were.”
Kurt was happy feeling the grin on Blaine’s face and the arms wrap around his neck, it was usually the other way around but he still liked it this way. He smiled as Blaine leaned their foreheads together and even more when he saw the large grin on his fiancee’s face. “No i wasn’t, when i’m mad you'll know. But no i wasn’t, its very rare that i get mad at you” he stared back into Blaine’s eyes with a loving look. “I love you, i know i say it a lot, probably over say it but i really mean it”
Blaine kept on grinning as he listened to Kurt, giving Kurt another kiss. “I love you too, so much. We don’t over say it if we really mean it. I love hearing it…. and you know I love you, so I’ll say it all I want. No matter if you think I’m over saying it or not. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, IIIIIII love you, I looooooooove you, I love youuuuuuuuu, I love you, I love you, I love you…”
Kurt kissed Blaine back and giggled listening to Blaine say over and over “i love you”, his arms wrapped more around Blaine as he spoke. “I don’t think you’re over saying it because we really mean it, don’t we? Because i love you soo much” like he did before he kissed one cheek “I” he kissed the other “love” and then to the lips giving it a quick peck “you, you and only you” he grinned. “So all better now? No sad Blainey?” he asked with a smile looking deep into Blaine’s eyes with a smile.
Blaine nodded quickly when Kurt asked if he was all better. “Yep. Sad Blainey is no more.” He said with a small laugh, pulling him closer with the arms he had wrapped around Kurt’s neck.
Jack sprang up from where he was sitting and ran over to where the boys were wrapped up in each other, pulling on the bottom of Kurt’s shirt to get his attention. “Did you make Blainey happy again?”
“I’m happy to hear it” Kurt grinned as he was pulled closer, he felt Jack pull on Kurt’s shirt trying to get his attention. Kurt looked down and listened to him. “I would like to think so, thats a question that you should ask Blainey” Kurt looked back to Blaine. “Blainey did i make you happy again?”
Blaine looked down at Jack when he asked Kurt a question, and looked back at Kurt to answer his question. “Of course. You always make me happy.” He said with a smile, giving Kurt another kiss.
Jack looked up at them with a smile. Blainey was happy again, even though he was probably going to get cooties and get stuck to Kurt. He pulled on the bottom of Kurt’s shirt again. “Can we go back inside?”
Not always, Kurt thought to himself, i just made you sad. Kurt smiled and returned the kiss, he looked down at Jack again when he tugged on his shirt again. “Of course we can” he smiled, Jack held up his arms asking to be carried, Kurt smiled and sighed bending down and picking Jack up. He held him with one arm and took Blaine’s with his other hand.
Blaine laced his fingers with Kurt’s when his hand was taken and started walking towards the house. He let go of Kurt’s hand after a little bit and stepped closer to him, wrapping an arm around his waist and leaning his head against Kurt’s shoulder as they walked. “Squirt? Can we play again? I made Blainey the captain… Captain Blainey.” Jack said with a small giggle, looking up at the boy who was carrying him as he spoke.
Kurt felt Blaine’s arm wrap around his waist and lean his head against his shoulder. Kurt looked at Jack when he was spoken to “of course we can play again, oooh Captain Blainey, i like the sound of that” he grinned looking to the boy on his shoulder.
“Blainey you still need to pick who is going to be your crewmate, me or Squirt” Jack smiled over at Blaine.
Blaine looked at the two boys next to him, and he had to think fast. The love of his life or a a kid he loved and didn’t want to make sad…. He shot Kurt a questioning look, hoping he would be okay with him choosing Jack. “Well, we worked so well together last time Jack, didn’t we? Plus, we could tie up our prisoner again.” He gave Kurt a wink.
Kurt had already guessed who Blaine would choose and didn’t mind at all, he smiled as Blaine shot him a questioning look. His jaw dropped open when Blaine said they could tie him up again, visions flooded his mind again as he glared at him. “Yeah! We could tie Squirt up and then poke him with the sword” Jack smiled.
Kurt put him down and ran. “You can’t tie me up if you can’t catch me!” he shouted back.
Blaine watched as Kurt ran away, giving Jack a look. “Come on, let’s get himmm!” Blaine said with a laugh as he ran behind Kurt, letting him get in the house ahead of him. He let Jack go in first and run a little bit ahead before he stopped and took Jack by the arm. “I have an idea…. let’s not chase after him. He’ll get tired and then we’ll go look for him.” Jack nodded and smiled as they walked calmly into the kitchen and got themselves a glass of water.
Kurt ran straight to the ship and grabbed the laces that had been used to tie him stuffing them into his pocket. He had his own idea, it all depended on which one he found first that it would be used on. He went looking for Jack and Blaine, finding them in the kitchen Blaine getting them glasses of water each. Jack standing behind him watching him Kurt snuck in and grabbed Jack one hand over his mouth and the other carrying him, he ran with him back to the ship where he tied him up. “Hey there Jack” he smiled.
“Blaineyyyyy” Jack shouted. “Help meeeeeee”
Blaine turned around when he heard Jack call out, noticing that Jack was no longer there. He was confused for a second then realized that Kurt must’ve found him and kidnapped the young boy. He downed his glass of water before he had his own idea. “I’ll be right there Jack! I need to…. find our swords!” Blaine said, looking around for the swords. He knew that they were near the ship, but he had to play out with his idea first. Blaine ran up the stairs and into the room where his stuff was, changing into a white button down shirt and leaving a few of the top buttons open. He ran back down the stairs, grabbing the swords as he entered the ship. “Let him gooooooo!”
Kurt’s eyes widened at what Blaine was wearing, his eyes stared at the undone buttons,gahhhh visions.“No can do Captain Blainey, you’ll have to fight me for him” he grinned making a run for Blaine quickly snatching a sword from his hand. “Didn’t see that one coming did you?” he smirked holding the sword out ready to fight.
Blaine shook his head and laughed when a sword was stolen from him. “My dear Kurt, I think you have forgotten….” Blaine said, starting to fight with Kurt and instantly slapping the sword out of his hand, watching it skid to the other side of the ship. “….. I’m quite the fencer.”
Kurt had actually forgotten that Blaine was a brilliant fencer, he showed this when his sword was knocked out of his hand. He held his hands up and took a few steps back so he was standing next to the tied up Jack, he crouched down beside him. “Now Captain Blainey, i’d think wisely if i were you” he grinned making a dive for the sword and gently hitting Blaine in the leg.
Blaine laughed when Kurt dived for the sword and hit him in the leg. He swooped down and took the sword out of Kurt’s hand, holding both of the swords up over his fianc�e. “Look who’s cornered nooooooooowwwww!” Blaine said with a small laugh, walking over to Jack and untying him with one hand, pointing the swords at Kurt to keep him from stopping the untying.
Kurt pretended to look frightened when he was cornered with both swords.
“Yeah get him Captain Blainey” Jack shouted to him. Kurt stayed in his corner as Blaine started to untie Jack still pointing his sword at Kurt.
“I’m sooo scared” Kurt said his face still ‘scared’.
Blaine bit his lip to keep from laughing as he untied Jack, handing him the bindings. “I think you should do the honors of tying up our prisoner, don’t you think?” Blaine said, watching as Jack ran over to Kurt and started tying him up. He had another idea. “Man…. it’s really hot in here….” He started to unbutton a few more buttons on his shirt, looking down at Kurt while he was being tied up with a grin.
Kurt tried to keep from grinning as he was being tied up for the second time that day sparking the visions to re-enter his mind, he watched as Blaine unbuttoned more of his buttons his mouth fell open. Blaine was looking at him while doing it with a grin, he knew what he was doing, he had spent the morning torturing him he thought that was all out of the way but noooooo. The binds on his hands were loose since Jack couldn’t tie properly, as soon as he walked away the binds fell off, he pulled Jack back down onto his lap.
Blaine ran over to Jack when he was pulled onto Kurt’s lap and pulled him off, letting him run away to the other side of the ship and pinning Kurt’s wrists down on the floor. “I don’t think so.” He said with a smirk, moving Kurt’s wrists down behind his back and tying him up properly. “Remember what happened last time I tied you up like this?” He whispered with a deep voice in Kurt’s ear, smiling as he did.