Jan. 3, 2012, 12:19 a.m.
A Romance Like No Other : Blouder
E - Words: 4,171 - Last Updated: Jan 03, 2012 Story: Complete - Chapters: 154/154 - Created: Dec 02, 2011 - Updated: Jan 03, 2012 561 0 0 0 1
Blaine smiled proudly as Kurt kicked Wes out of the park in that game. “I told you guys.” He said, walking up to stand next to Kurt. Kurt looked at him and smiled, unlike the smirk the rest of the Warblers were receiving. He gave Kurt a wink and cheered when he hit another home run. “That was awesome.” Blaine said, using that word on purpose.
Kurt looked back at Blaine when he realised what was said. Wes was ordering him to lose his pants and Blaine did just that. Once Blaine’s pants were off the Warblers whistled and shouted things at Kurt that only made him blush more than he already was.
“Shut up, guys.” Blaine said, leaning against the nearest doorframe and watching as Kurt blushed even more than before. He flashed him a smile, and David shouted something.
“Dude! That was my drink!” The Warblers shouted at him to take off his shirt and he did, walking over to Blaine. “Didn’t want you to be alone.”
“Thanks man.”
Kurt laughed as the Warblers shouted at David to remove his shirt before turning back to the game and hitting another home run, which was the last hit of the game, winning it. Wes looked genuinely shocked. “Wow Kurt that was amazing…” he then realized what he said.
“Shirt Wes” Kurt laughed as Wes removed his shirt throwing it at Kurt.
Kurt won, and Blaine beamed proudly. Yeah, that’s my man. He laughed at Wes’s slip up and walked to Kurt, pulling him in for a congratulatory hug. “Nicely done.” He whispered in Kurt’s ear. More whistling from the Warblers.
Kurt hugged him back. “Thanks, someone needed to knock him off his pedestal.” He whispered back before kissing his cheek. “Oh another present.” He smiled handing Blaine Wes’ shirt, who threw it landing on David’s head.
Wes was not sulking, despite his recent loss. Blaine, with Kurt still in his arms, watched as Wes tried to convince Reed to play again. Ethan and Evan were also part of this, and Blaine ran his hand down Kurt’s back as he watched Reed stand up and take the remote that was being offered to him. He heard Kurt sigh and he pulled back a little to look at him with a smile.
Kurt felt Blaine’s fingers run down his back causing him to sigh. He smiled back at him and placed his hands on the top of Blaine’s arms. He was looking into Blaine’s eyes their gaze wasn’t broken for a long time, not even when the Warblers were shouting when Reed began losing.
Blaine’s ears heard some shouting, but his eyes only saw Kurt. He smiled, hoping to get a smile in return. They stood like that for a few minutes until Ethan and Evan pulled Blaine away and walked him with them, the twins holding on to his shoulders.
“What was that for?” Blaine asked, a bit annoyed.
“Come on, ya big wuss. We just want to ask you something.” They kept on pulling Blaine to a part of the room where less people were, and he leaned against the wall, resting his head against it.
Kurt’s eyes were sad when Blaine was pulled away from him, he was going to follow him when David grabbed his arm. He pulled Kurt over to the tv to watch Reed being thrashed badly at Tennis but he wasn’t watching Reed he was watching Blaine on the other side of the room with the twins.
“…no, seriously. Just tell us..”
“No.” Blaine was being questioned by the twins, and he wasn’t enjoying it.
“Come on, Blaine. You’re the hopeless romantic, the one on any other circumstances would be giddy out of your mind. Just tell us.”
Blaine sighed and rolled his eyes. “If I did tell someone, it would be Reed. I don’t want you guys to let it ‘slip’ and tell Kurt. Got it?”
“….is that a yes?”
Blaine paused. “I didn’t say it was.”
“But you didn’t say it wasn’t either.”
Blaine rolled his eyes and looked up at the ceiling, listening as Reed was losing terribly.
Kurt looked over to see the twins interrogating Blaine, who looked annoyed. He moved quickly from David’s view and walked over to where the twins were holding Blaine.
“We wouldn’t spill..”
Kurt was going to rescue him, he held his phone in his hand.
“Are you joking? You would tell everyone abou- oh hey Kurt.” Blaine smiled when Kurt walked up, giving Ethan and Evan a glare telling them to shut up. Or else.“
Hey Blaine, Carole wants to talk to you.” Kurt widened his eyes so Blaine knew what he was doing.
He looked back at Kurt and raised his eyebrows before taking the phone and putting it up to his ear, walking away with Kurt. “Oh hi, Carole! No, Kurt’s still alive… yeah. Sorry..” Blaine teased before handing the phone back to Kurt. “Thanks. I need that.”
“No problem, i could see you looking rather distressed. So i put on my shining armour and went to rescue my damsel.” He teased. “What did they want anyway?”
“My shining armour was taken from me..” Blaine said, looking down at what he was wearing. He forgot he was only in his Buzz Lightyear boxers. He was surprised he hadn’t been teased about those yet, and Kurt seemed indifferent…. Blaine turned a tad bit red when Kurt asked him what they were talking about. “Oh, nothing. Just the twins being their pestering selves.” Blaine looked up at Kurt with a smile. He hoped that was enough of an answer.
“Awww well i like what you’re wearing and i’m looking after your armour.” He pointed to the belt on his jeans and the shirt and pants in his bag. Kurt nodded when Blaine told him about the twins, not entirely convinced but he decided to drop it since Blaine wouldn’t tell him anyway.
“But I’m only wearing this…” Blaine pulled the elastic band of his boxers out and let it snap back into place after a second or two. He would’ve responded to Kurt, but at that moment Reed pulled Kurt away from him. Yeah, sure, that’s fine… just take him while I was talking to him. Awesome. Blaine thought, watching them leave.
Reed took Kurt by the hand and into the kitchen, getting a drink. “You and Blaine are seriously the cutest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.” He said, pouring himself some water.
Kurt was pulled away by Reed who took him by the hand. He was taken to the kitchen. He smiled and looked to the floor, biting the inside of his lip. “Really you think so?”
“Come on,” Reed said, turning to face Kurt. “You guys can’t go five minutes without staring at eachother…” Reed watched as Kurt looked at the floor. “Yeah, I do think so. So do they.” Reed motioned to the party outside the kitchen. ”Since you guys finally got together, the Warblers are guessing on how long you guys will last. Every single one of us wants you to get married. So we can’t really bet on it this time when we all agree…” Reed chugged his water and set the glass down in the sink.
“I really want to marry him one day, i love him more than i love being a diva. I’d give all that up if he asked me to, i’d do anything for him.” Kurt blushed. “I’m glad you all want us to marry, we’ve been talking about it a lot actually. We know where we’re going to get married, where our honeymoon is going to be and our children. I’m sorry you probably don’t want to hear about all this.”
Reed leaned forward, fascinated. He secretly loved this kind of stuff. “See what I was saying? Cutest thing ever.” He smiled, listening to Kurt ramble on. “No, no. Go on. Where are you getting married? Am I invited? Where’s the honeymoon at? Knowing you, probably Paris or something. What about the kids? Back up to the marriage thing. When do you think it’s gonna happen?” Reed shot off a million different questions, hoping Kurt could keep up.
“I don’t know when probably after we leave school with any luck. We decided to get married in New York, then just like you thought we’re going to Paris for our honeymoon, Blaine’s going to buy me a scarf there. You are most definitely invited to the wedding, you’re top of the list since its down to you that we’re even together. So thank you.” He smiled looking up. “Our children? We’re planning to go back in time and kidnap Draco Malfoy and Neville from Harry Potter.”
“New York. I love it there. And I was right! Paris. Seems like such a Kurt place.” Reed smiled. “A scarf? Huh, how random…” He laughed when Kurt said he was on the top of the list. “Good. If I wasn’t I would have to come and crash it. If the boys find out I’m scared they would… and you are sooo welcome. You two needed to get together like nobody’s business.” Reed rolled his eyes and chuckled when Kurt mentioned who their children were going to be. “Of course, Harry Potter. Should have known, it is Blaine Anderson we’re talking about here…” He leaned back against the wall, smiling at Kurt. “I hope you guys get married soon. But he still has to pop the question, right?”
“Well yeah i guess so, either of us could but for some reason he wants to do it which i’m fine with, i’m sort of the girl in this relationship anyway.” Kurt laughed. “Yeah… Blaine’s sort of got me into Harry Potter, he stayed over mine last night and we watched a couple, well i watched both he watched one. He fell asleep.” Kurt eyes sparkled talking about Blaine with an erasable smile on his face. “We haven’t actually decided who exactly has been invited yet, we just chosen a few close friends, you and a couple of my New Direction friends at the moment.” He laughed again thinking about their bet. “Oh me and Blaine just had a bet, thats what the scarf is about. Blaine suggested Paris, i said he could choose the honeymoon place as i chose the place where we got married, he chose Paris and said he’d buy my scarf there. But we’re talking about something thats not going to happen for a few years now.” Kurt laughed.
“I know it’ll be a few years till you guys actually get married, but he could pop the question whenever. Like, he could come running in now and drop down on one knee. But I’d send him right back out, because when it happens it better be the most damn romantic thing on the planet.” Reed said, taking more water. He watched as Kurt lit up completely while talking about the two of them. He smiled into his water, thankful that he sped up things between the two. His eyebrows shot up. “Blaine stayed over last night?” Reed said with a wink. “Ooh la la.. as long as I’m invited I’m happy.” He listened as Kurt went on. “God you two are so cute.” He admitted with a smile.
Kurt couldn’t help but smile, laugh and blush by everything Reed was saying. Him and Blaine were cute and they both knew it, everyone knew it. They were a pair of saps. “It was nothing like that, I’ve just had one or two problems and Blaine was helping me with them.” Kurt grinned. “Reed, i must ask why were you so keen to get us together?”
“Because if I had to spend another minute trying to convince Blaine you two were destined together, I almost did earlier but he was sure you liked someone else, and one more day watching you stare at him with this… sad but completely in love face, I would explode.” Reed said with a smile. “Seriously. It was getting tiring. And were you two okay last night?” Reed asked, tone becoming a bit worried.
“He was sure i liked someone else? There’s no way I’d ever like anyone else.” Kurt asked confused. “I guess so, it was like a rollercoaster, one minute good then bad, mostly good though.”
“He thought you liked me for a long time. Poor thing… he was jealous without even realizing it.” Another sip of water. “I’m sorry. I hope you guys don’t have anymore more bad moments because you would send us all into a depression.” Reed said, putting on a pout.
“He thought i liked you? Aww bless him, no it was love at first sight for me, it was always him.” He fiddled with his hands. “So do i, i’m still getting over the last one. That was probably the worst one.” Kurt’s eyes went sad.
“Yeah, he even got mad at me, but he couldn’t figure out why. I tried telling him why but he didn’t believe me. And trust me, it was probably love at first sight for him, but he didn’t realize it like you did.” Reed watched as Kurt played with his hands, looking sad. He pulled Kurt in for a hug. “I’m sorry… what happened? I never got the story.”
“I’m sorry that he got mad at you, i should have told him that i loved him before the whole…” He stopped, he couldn’t bring himself to say it. He hugged Reed back before pulling away. “We saw Jeremiah at the mall and he tried to get Blaine to go for a coffee with him even though he said he was with me, he followed us round and i told Blaine to go and talk to him and Jeremiah kissed him. He kissed him.” Kurt’s voice went angry.
“He…..he did WHAT? Jeremiah... I thought he didn’t like Blaine!” Reed was getting mad too. “Did… Blaine didn’t kiss him back or anything, did he? He better not… why would Jeremiah kiss him? Don’t tell David or he might kill Jeremiah. God, why would he kiss Blaine?”
“He was jealous of me and Blaine. He said he loved him, he missed him and that he was sorry for the way he treated Blaine and that he wanted him. I didn’t see if Blaine kissed him back, i was too far away to see, so i don’t know, i’m sure he didn’t since he pushed Jeremiah off him.” Kurt shrugged his shoulders.
Blaine walked into the kitchen to get drinks for people and saw Kurt and Reed talking, both looking a bit angry. He walked up behind Kurt and wrapped his arms around his waist. “Hey. What’s taking you guys so long?” He asked, trying to disregard the fact that Reed was fuming. “You okay, Reed?” He asked, not being able to hold it in.
Kurt felt arms wrap around his waist he looked round to see Blaine behind. Well that’s great he thought the one time i don’t want Blaine to appear he does. He looked at Reed when he was asked a question unsure of what Reed was going to say. Reed himself didn’t know what to say, he could see Kurt was clearly upset and angry by what happened and Blaine seemed perfectly fine. He stood there looking from Blaine to Kurt trying to calm himself down.
Blaine looked from Reed to Kurt, understanding what they were talking about. “Did he tell you about the whole thing with Jeremiah?” He asked, stepping back from Kurt and closing his eyes. His face became a bit stressed and he ran his hands through his hair, not sure what Reed wanted him to say.
“Well you didn’t” Reed said. Reed’s eyes Kurt who left the room. “Do you actually know how upset he is about the whole thing?”
Blaine looked up at Reed, trying to keep his cool. “You think I don’t notice? It’s killing me seeing him like this…. I didn’t even want to talk to Jeremiah but I did because Kurt wanted me to. Then he kissed me and it all went to hell… Kurt’s not gonna want to marry me now if he thinks I still had feelings for Jeremiah, which I don’t…” Blaine leaned against the wall, sinking to the floor and putting his head into his hands.
“He blames himself for Jeremiah kissing you, you can see it, he feels guilty.” Reed sat down next to Blaine. “You didn’t hear the way Kurt was talking about you, you do no wrong in his eyes. He’s mad about you, all he was talking about was his future with you, how he wants to marry you and where its going to be, where your honeymoon is, your Harry Potter children. He loves you Blaine, more than you can see. He will marry you, he just doesn’t want to be hurt, he’s just so vulnerable and delicate.”
“He feels guilty? Why? He doesn’t need to feel guilty or bad in anyway. I hate to see him like that…” Blaine looked at Reed as he sat down next to him and smiled, nodding at everything he said. “He…. he does? Really?” He began to smile larger, looking at his hands. Blaine looked back up at Reed. “Can….. can I ask you to do me a gigantic favor?”
Reed nodded smiling. “He really does and yes i can do you a gigantic favor, what will it be?”
Blaine looked down at his hands again. “Would you help me pick out a ring for him? I’m not very good with jewelry…. and I figured going by myself would be a complete disaster…” He asked slowly, looking back up at Reed.
“Oh wow Blaine, yeah course I’ll go with you.” Reed smiled. “I still can’t believe you’re really doing this, its awesome.” The second forbidden word he had said that evening, completely unaware that he’d said both.
Blaine smiled in appreciation at Reed and patted him on the back. “Thank you. So much. Where would I be without you?” He asked, standing up and brushing himself off. Reed had used a forbidden word, but Blaine let it slide due to everything he had done for them.
Reed stood up with Blaine and they walked back into the room where the Warblers were watching Wes and David battle it out in tennis.
“Don’t let me remind you.” Reed laughed standing up, they walked back into the other room. He looked around for Kurt, he found him sat by himself watching everyone else. He gave a sad smile as he watched him. Reed nudged Blaine so he looked in the direction of Kurt.
Blaine’s eyes searched the room for Kurt, and he didn’t see him until Reed nudged his side. He smiled and said thank you again to Reed before walking over to where Kurt sat by himself. He wrapped his arms around Kurt, standing behind where he sat, and gave him a kiss in that spot on his neck he loved so much. “Hey.”
Kurt felt arms wrap around him and a kiss on his neck. Blaine was sat right behind him. “Hey.” Kurt replied. “Logan and Wes made a new bet; i don’t think they know i was listening to them.”
“Really,” Blaine said, shifting so that he was now sitting down next to Kurt. His mind was still on the conversation he and Reed had, and he smiled to himself. “What was it this time?”
“When you and i, when me and you will have sex or if we’ve already had it. According to Logan there is no way that we have or will for a long time since i’m too frigid.”
If Blaine had been drinking a drink just then, he would’ve choked on it. That wasn’t what he thought he was going to hear… “Logan is Logan. He says stuff without really thinking it through…. what did Wes say?” Blaine asked, his grip nervously loosening on Kurt. He knew Kurt was pretty uncomfortable with the topic.
“Wes called me Victorian and said that sex to me is showing you my shoulder.” He noticed Blaine’s grip loosen, he took the hands that wrapped around him and held them tight. “Wes, however was joking i think.”
Blaine laughed and jokingly pulled back the collar of Kurt’s shirt, exposing his shoulder. “Kurt! You naughty child!” Blaine laughed and let the shirt go back to how it originally fit on Kurt. “Everything Wes says is a joke. Trust me. It is a rare occasion when Wes is serious.” Blaine instinctively let his grip on Kurt tighten back up when Kurt’s hand held on to his.
“So now that you’ve seen my shoulder does this mean we’ve had sex?” Kurt joked laughing with Blaine. “Yeah i know Wes likes to joke but what Logan said did hurt a bit whether he meant it or not.”
“Shhhh. Don’t announce it to the world. It was a special moment for us!” Blaine laughed and rested his chin against Kurt’s shoulder. “I know. I’m sorry he said that. Logan is just.. ugh. Logan.” Blaine said, rolling his eyes. He looked up at Logan, who was talking to Wes and looking over at them.
“It was a very special moment; i’m not going to say anything. They better be jealous.” Kurt leaned his head against the one on his shoulder. He looked over at Wes and Logan talking. “They’re probably talking about it now,”
It was a good thing Blaine could read lips. “Yeah, Wes just said Blaine and his eyes flickered over here for a second. Just ignore them.” Reed walked up and took the other empty space next to Kurt, giving Blaine a quick wink. Blaine mouthed “Tomorrow?” to Reed and he nodded. It was a good thing Reed could read lips too.
“I plan to.” Kurt said leaning back into Blaine’s chest, just as he did Reed came and sat with them. He didn’t notice what Blaine and Reed were doing. He turned his head to look at Reed. “You heard the new bet?”
Blaine watched as Reed looked from Kurt to him, trying to see if Kurt saw anything. Bless his heart, Blaine thought. “Uh, no. I haven’t. What’s this new bet?” Reed asked, judging by how Kurt was acting that he didn’t see anything of what Reed and Blaine were doing.
“When me and Blaine will have sex or if we’ve already had it. Logan said there was no way that we had already done it or will do it for a long time because i’m too frigid and Wes said that sex to me is showing Blaine my shoulder.” He leaned in to Reed and whispered. “I just showed Blaine my shoulder, so now we’ve had sex. Shh don’t tell the others”
Reed put a hand to his open mouth and faked shock. “Kurt! Why would you do that! Bad child!” Reed said, laughing behind his hand. Blaine looked at Kurt and Reed laughing and he had to smile. Kurt, of course, was the cutest thing in the world when he laughed, especially after seeing him be all sad before hand. Blaine’s thumb began to stroke Kurt’s hand, watching as Reed and Kurt calmed down from their laughter.
“It was him!” He pointed to Blaine. “He pulled my shirt down but i didn’t stop him. I am a very bad child” he laughed. When he calmed down he felt Blaine’s thumb stroke his hand and he squeezed back.
Wes walked up to where Blaine, Kurt, and Reed were sitting. His eyes went from a still laughing Reed to Blaine’s arms wrapped around Kurt. He smiled down at them and pulled Blaine up from where he was sitting. “Come on, Boxer Boy. We’re playing bowling again weather you like it or not.” Blaine looked back down at what he was wearing. He kept forgetting he was in his boxers and made a mental note not to be holding Kurt as close as he would when they were fully clothed.
“Go on then Boxer Boy.” Kurt laughed at Blaine’s new name looking down remembering that Blaine was only in his boxers. “Hey Boxer Boy you and me a baseball game later, Wes you can bet on this one. Kurt Hummel verse Boxer Boy.”
Blaine picked up a remote at turned back to Kurt. “You’re on, Hummel.” He said with a laugh before turning back to the t.v. and hitting a strike. Wes took his turn… not a strike. Blaine smirked at him and hit another strike. “Why do you even try to beat the King of Bowling?” Blaine teased, shifting so he was standing with all of his weight on one foot. His back was to Kurt and he silently hoped he was being cheered on.