Jan. 3, 2012, 12:19 a.m.
A Romance Like No Other : Lazy Blaine
E - Words: 4,106 - Last Updated: Jan 03, 2012 Story: Complete - Chapters: 154/154 - Created: Dec 02, 2011 - Updated: Jan 03, 2012 262 0 0 0 1
Blaine smiled a bit as Kurt turned around in his lap, leaning his arms as far forward as he could to start putting on Kurt’s leggings. He didn’t want to have Kurt fully clothed, but he knew that he would have to. “Um… Kurt? Can you help me out a bit here?” He asked, looking at Kurt with a hopeful smile, since he couldn’t put Kurt’s leggings on by himself.”
Kurt smiled and kissed Blaine’s cheek before helping Blaine put on his leggings, he pulled them up to his knees from there Blaine should be able to reach. “Is that better?” He asked looking at Blaine, he hoped it was better otherwise he’d most likely have to put them on completely himself.
“Much, thank you.” Blaine said with a half smile half pout as he finished the job of pulling Kurt’s leggings all the way up, looking around for his last article of clothing. Once it was found he did the same thing, giving it to Kurt to put on halfway since he wouldn’t be able to reach.
Kurt took his skirt from Blaine and did the same as last time, pulling it up half way and letting Blaine do the rest, he knew that Blaine couldn’t reach so this way was easier. “I’m all done, shirt, leggings, skirt, socks, boxers, i’m all dressed. its your turn now.” He said with a pout, he realllllly didn’t like that.
Blaine continued dressing Kurt and pouted a bit once he was completely covered, wishing that he didn’t have to be. He looked at Kurt’s pout after saying that Blaine had to get dressed, but all he needed to put on were his shoes, which were in the front seat, and his pants, which were flung around somewhere in the car. “Yes sir-ee. My turn.”
Kurt looked around for Blaine’s pants, he saw them at the front of the car on the floor. He scrambled off Blaine, picking up the pants, Blaine’s shoes and his own before going back to Blaine. “Right we have pants and shoes to get back on you, even though i’d rather you have nothing on at all but we can’t always get what we want, can we?” He said as he got Blaine’s feet into the pants.
“No, we can’tttttttt. But, we do get to go to eat breakfast together, a little breakfast date. There better be coffee…” Blaine muttered the last part with a laugh, the two of them loved coffee. He did his best to help Kurt put on his pants, knowing it was the last thing Kurt wanted to do.
“Yes our little breakfast date,” Kurt smiled, he heard Blaine mutter the last part. “Was my coffee not good enough for you this morning then?” He teased, he pulled up Blaine’s pants and fastened them. He ran his fingers down Blaine’s thigh, and down the rest of his leg to his feet, giving them a small tickle on the bottom before picking up Blaine’s shoes.
“Noooooooooo, your coffee is the besssttttt, but you just know how much we love out coffee.” Blaine laughed and squirmed a bit when Kurt tickled his foot, not expecting that to happen. He lifted his leg and held his feet out for Kurt to put his shoes on for him, it was now Blaine’s turn to be lazy.
“Oh you’re so lazy aren’t you?” Kurt laughed as he started putting on Blaine’s shoes. He made sure it was all on okay, tying it up so they wouldn’t fall off his little feet before tapping the other one. “Right i need your other one… my Blaine you’re so lazy…” He laughed again as he picked up the other foot himself.
“Hey, you had your chance to dwell in your laziness, now it’s my turn.” Blaine teased as Kurt put on his shoes. As soon as they were done getting dressed they would have to climb back into the front seat and drive off to their breakfast, date, further elongating the time they had together.
Kurt grinned and finished putting on Blaine’s shoes, his own were still in the front. He leaned over and gave Blaine a kiss before holding out his hand to help Blaine up. “Come on lazy, time to get back onto the road, its breakfast date time and i know we’re both looking forward to that one.”
“Am I going to be able to drive in this lazy state of mine?” Blaine teased, taking Kurt’s hand after returning the kiss and the both of them climbing back into the front seat and getting comfortable. The first thing Blaine did was roll down all the windows to get the crisp Vermont air flowing through the car and to unsteam the windows.
Kurt rolled down his window since Blaine couldn’t reach it before putting his shoes back on, tying them up tight. He looked in the mirror and saw what a mess his hair was, luckily for him he always kept an emergency comb taped inside the back cover of his journal. He had left his journal in the car from yesterday so he picked it up and got out his comb, looking in the mirror as he started to do his hair.
Blaine was busy trying to roll down the rest of the windows in the car to that the steam would be gone and replaced by Vermont air. When he settled back into his seat and looked over to see Kurt doing his hair, he just grinned and kissed his cheek. “Your hair looks perfect any way it is, you know thattttt.”
“You know the rules Blaine, we’re going out and people are going to see me. My hair has to be presentable.” Kurt smiled at him, one hand on Blaine’s face. “You however look as gorgeous as ever, you’re such a natural beauty.”
“It’s just the post sex glow.” Blaine teased, stealing a kiss from Kurt while his fiancee’s hand was on his face. “You’re a natural beauty too, honestly. I think your hair is perfectly presentable in anyyyyyyyyyy way. But I know how much you like doing your hair, so I’m not stopping you.” He grinned and took yet another kiss from Kurt, still grinning as he did.
Kurt kissed back with a grin on his face. “Welllll you must have the post sex glow always then because you’re always so beautiful and gorgeous and sexy. Yes my hair is perfect but it has to be a certain way for everyone else, i don’t want people thinking i have bad hair, it has to look just right. I can only do so much with just a comb you know.” He smiled and kissed back again.
“Now why would people think you have bad hair? I mean come onnnnnn, look at ittttttt, it’s so perfect.” Blaine said as his eyes darted up to Kurt’s hair, resisting the urge to touch it because Kurt was styling it and he didn’t want to get in the way of that or mess it up.
“Thank you,” Kurt smiled as he finished his hair for now, he knew it was only going to get messed up from the wind so he didn’t do much styling of it, just a quick comb over. He ran his hand through his hair, pushing some of it back, twisting a little around his finger before letting it go. “Done.”
Blaine watched as Kurt ran his hand through his hair and played with it briefly, making him want to do the same. He couldn’t help it, he absolutely adored Kurt’s hair in every way and loved it no matter what Kurt had styled it. “You look gorgeous, but I assume that you know that now.” He teased, turning on the car.
“Oh yes i do know that, come on this is me we’re talking out.” Kurt teased laughing a little, he put his comb back where it was. He wasn’t going to write in the journal until they were properly driving after their breakfast date, it would give him something to do.
“Exactly!” Blaine said with a grin as the car turned on, feeling the air no longer steamy and the windows were most likely not fogged up, since they had been rolled down. “Shall we?” He said, the same grin still on his face as he pulled away from their secluded area and started making his way back towards the highway and to their breakfast date.
“We shall.” Kurt smiled at Blaine, watching as the place they just had amazing car sex vanished out of sight. “I miss it already,” He said sadly, he was still looking at Blaine, he would snuggle back up to Blaine after breakfast so its much easier and he wouldn’t have to get up so they could move.
“We can always go back there next time we go to Vermont.” Blaine said with a smile, looking over at Kurt and winking. He would have Kurt snuggle up against him, but he was getting closer to the breakfast place and wouldn’t want to have move Kurt when he looked so comfortable.
“We can can’t we, i can’t wait to come back here. One slight problem though, your parents will be here…” Kurt leaned his head on Blaine’s shoulder looking up at him. “Sooo with your parents here, sex will be most unlikely, we’d have to sneak out or wait until they’ve gone out.”
As soon as Kurt leaned his head against his shoulder, Blaine wrapped an arm around Kurt and pulled him closer. He couldn’t look down at Kurt since he had to drive, but he could steal glances every now and then. “They always go out, they don’t stay cooped up in the house like we did. Plus, they’ll expect us to go out too, so when we do that we can have some more car sex.”
“Ooooooh more car sex, i really like that idea. I can’t wait for you to top and make it even more mindblowing. We are really going to have to come up with new and exciting things to do, i don’t really want to change the position we have sex in though, i like being able to look at you.” Kurt smiled, a moment later he laughed a little to himself.
“Even more mindblowing than that last time just now? I don’t think that’s possible.” Blaine said, shaking his head as he spoke. His eyebrows went up a bit and he smiled when Kurt said he didn’t want to change their position, Blaine felt the same way. “Neither do I, I like it that way. What’s so funnyyy?” He asked, referring to Kurt’s small laugh.
“I was just thinking about just how just over a week ago i was terrified of sex and now I seem to be addicted to it,” Kurt laughed again. “You did to me, you drive me so completely insane. Things that other people do that would gross me out, you don’t seem to manage to. You don’t gross me out, you don’t weird me out, you don’t make me feel awkward, you just make me feel happy and very turned on.” He grinned.
“As long as I don’t make you feel awkward or weird or gross you out, then I’m a happy camper.” Blaine teased, turning his head slightly to kiss the top of Kurt’s. He took a deep breath through his nose as if he was smelling Kurt’s hair right before pulling away, grinning after he did. “Your hair always smells so gooooooddddd.”
“There have been a couple of times in the past that i have felt awkward and weird around you, before we got together though you can probably guess those times, involving two people, one boy and one girl. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut thats in the past, you and me are the present and the future.” Kurt smiled, looking up at Blaine, feeling the kiss on his head and grinning when he heard Blaine talk about his hair. “Well your hair smells the same, we used the same shampoo… oh my god we never showered this morning, we were so eager for sex we forgot…” He said with a laugh.
Blaine laughed again when Kurt pointed out that they forgot to take a shower that morning, they were just so eager. “Welllllll…. if we weren’t in a hotel and we had forgotten to take a shower I would’ve just had sex with you in there.” He said honestly with a smile and a shrug, since he would’ve.
“I like that idea, we really must try that at some point.” Kurt smiled, he knew that would have happened and he knew that it would have been Blaine topping since he wouldn’t be able to hold Blaine up. “So where are we going?” He asked referring to the breakfast date.
“Welllll I’m not sure what it’s called, but there should be a nice little breakfast place around here somewhere that I’ve been to a few times. It’s pretty good if I remember correctly. We should be getting there soon.” Blaine said with a smile, kissing the top of Kurt’s head again and letting this kiss linger.
Kurt knew he shouldn’t get too comfy snuggled up next to Blaine but he couldn’t help it, Blaine was just so comfortable. He smiled feeling the lingering kiss on his head, he loved it when Blaine did that, he loved practically everything that Blaine did. “That sounds nice, we need to get you fed and watered don’t we?”
“We need to get you fed and watered as well, don’t we?” Blaine smiled and held Kurt close to him. “But yes, we do need to get us feed and watered. Actually… not watered. Coffee instead. What would that be… coffee-ed? Alright, we need to get ourselves fed and coffee-ed”
“Oh you’re soooo cute.” Kurt smiled snuggling himself into Blaine, kissing whatever bit of him he was on. “It was an expression but yes, fed and coffee-ed. On me as well, just don’t fall asleep in your coffee.” He grinned teasingly, he knew Blaine wouldn’t do that again since they had slept a long time however sex usually wore them out.
“I won’t fall asleeeeeppppp, remember? I pinky promised that I wouldn’t.” Blaine said with a goofy grin, holding up the hand that was attached to the arm around Kurt and showing him his pinky for emphasis. That was right before they locked pinkies earlier, which Blaine thought was adorable.
“I remember, i was only teasing. I know you wouldn’t, because if you did then i would have to eat that pinky, it’s a very tasty pinky because you’re just very tasty in general.” Kurt grinned. He raised his right hand and locked his pinky around Blaine’s one, like they had it earlier. He looked at their fingers before smiling back up at Blaine.
“You’re going to eat my pinky, you’re going to bite my tongue… soon there will be none of me left, you would’ve eaten me all.” Blaine teased, grinning as much as Kurt was when their pinkies were locked together again. His finger tightened its grip around Kurt’s as he drove closer to the breakfast place, only a few minutes away.
“Wellll i’m sorry if you’re just so tasty,” Kurt grinned turning his head to kiss Blaine’s hand. He felt Blaine’s grip on his pinky tighten making his do the same, he thought it was so cute when they did this. Kurt wondered for a minute how long it was going to be before they were at their destination since he didn’t want Blaine to get hungry, well even more hungrier than he already was.
“Wellllll, we’re here now, so you can munch on some yummy food instead of my pinky.” Blaine said with a laugh as he turned in to the parking lot for the restaurant, parking and wrapping both arms around Kurt in a tight hug as soon as he could. He gave the top of Kurt’s head multiple kisses, grinning as he did.
Kurt’s spare arm wrapped around Blaine hugging him back, he loved holding onto Blaine’s pinky, he knew that Blaine would try and take his hand properly or switch their holding pinkies, which he wanted right now. “Can i munch on your pinky later?” He asked grinning.
“Sure, much away later, just for now I’d like to keep it so I can hold onto yours, thank you very much.” Blaine said in between the kisses he was still planting on Kurt’s head. He was hugging Kurt tightly and not wanting to let go, but he would in a bit so they could have their breakfast date that Kurt insisted on treating him to.
“I can always hold the other one though.” Kurt smiled at him, still cuddled up with him. He smiled at the tightness of the hug, he didn’t want to have to let go but he knew he’d have to if they wanted their breakfast date. Kurt was leaning on a jacket on the chair, which was his and had his wallet in luckily otherwise they’d have to go into their bags to look for it.
“Oh is that so? But what if you wanted to hold both at the same time? Then you shall have a dilemma.” Blaine teased, still giving the top of Kurt’s head kisses, despite the fact that he had just spent time fixing his hair. After a minute or two of sitting there and cuddling Kurt to him, he gave the top of Kurt’s head one long kiss and his arms a squeeze, letting go right afterwards. “So. Breakfast date. Shall we?”
“THEN i would buy you Pinky Regrow, its quick and painless. My dilemma is fiiiiiiixed.” Kurt smiled, he really liked how they were sitting, he knew he shouldn’t have started it because now they had to move and Blaine pulled away. “Yessssss Breakfast date, nommm.”
“Pinky regrow, that sounds good to me.” Blaine teased as he gave the top of Kurt’s head one more time before getting out of the seatbelt and the car, doing what he always did and walking over to Kurt’s side to open his door for him and let him out of the car.
Kurt took the wallet from his jacket pocket and put it in Blaine’s pants pocket when the door was opened for him, he had no pockets big enough. When he got out of the car, he linked his pinky back up with Blaine’s tightly. He smiled at him as they started walking, their shoulders touching and their arms.
Blaine laughed when Kurt put his wallet in Blaine’s own pocket instead of his own, shaking his head and closing the door behind him. “I thought you were treating me?” He teased, not at all surprised when Kurt reached to link their pinkies back together. He gladly locked his pinky with Kurt’s as they started walking to the restaurant, the smells seeping from it only making Blaine even more hungry.
“Hey i have no pockets, part from this little one on my shirt but its not big enough AND i still am treating you, you get my wallet out.” Kurt grinned, he leaned a little more into Blaine, glad that he locked his pinky with his in return. “I really do hope you’re hungry, you can have whateverrrrrrrr you want my darling.”
“Hungry? I’m starving.” Blaine said as he opened the door for the both of them, breaking their conversation momentarily to ask the hostess for a table for two. She looked at their locked pinkies and grinned insanely, telling them to wait for a few minutes as they prepare a table. Blaine nodded before turning back to Kurt and resuming the conversation. “Not to mention the fact that this place smells so good. That isn’t helping my hunger at allllll.”
“Awww poor baby, well in just a few minutes you can eat whatever you like but i’m feeding you since thats my job.” Kurt grinned giving Blaine’s cheek a kiss before resting his head on his shoulder while they waited. “It smells amazing in here, you’re right it doesn’t help ones hunger at all.”
“I think after you feeding me so often that now I’ve forgotten how to feed myself.” Blaine teased as he leaned his recently kissed cheek against Kurt’s head once it was on his shoulder. “I knowwwwwww, you know what I’m really craving today? Some biscuits. I don’t know why, but those sound really good right now.”
“Well its lucky that you’ve got me here then.” Kurt laughed. “Ooooooooooh biscuits, we love biscuits.” He said as he looked around, it was cute. Kurt started swinging their joined pinkies, making their hands swing backwards and forwards while his head stayed rested on Blaine’s surprisingly comfy shoulder.
Blaine was glad that Kurt seemed comfortable against his shoulder, he wouldn’t want it any other way then how they were standing now. Except for maybe if it was the other way around. A minute or two later the hostess came back and told them that their table was ready, still grinning when she saw how they were standing. Blaine turned his head to look down at the boy who was leaning against his shoulder. “Shall we?”
“Yes we shall.” Kurt took his head off Blaine’s shoulder so they could walk, their pinkies staying locked. He didn’t know how they were going to sit or how their table was going to look, would their be a chair either side of the table, or next to each other or what? He kept his pinky around Blaine’s as they started walking, noticing the pretty large grin on the face of the hostess.
The hostess led the adorable pair to a booth, giving them the option to either sit next to each other or across from each other. The menus were already on the table, so as soon as the hostess showed them their table, she left and went back to her podium. Blaine turned to Kurt, their pinkies still locked together. “So, my love, how would you like to sit?”
“Next to you, i want to sit next to you so i can feed you. Its hard doing it from across the table.” Kurt smiled, he could still keep his pinky locked with Blaine no matter how they sat. He let Blaine sit down first, so he could slide in beside him. Kurt smiled lovingly at his fiancee making a head motion telling him to go first.
“Alright, next to me it is.” Blaine said with a smile as he slipped into the booth, Kurt sitting down right next to him. Their pinkies stayed locked together as Blaine opened the menu for both of them to look at, waiting for their waitress to get their drink orders whenever she came. “Mmmmm, what do you want?”
“Exactly the same as what you’re having.” Kurt smiled resting his chin on Blaine’s shoulder, his smile was insanely large. He just gazed at Blaine, forgetting where they were or what they were doing, he was just way to focused on the beauty he was staring at.
Blaine laughed and shook his head a bit when Kurt said he was having whatever Blaine was having, he should’ve guessed that by now. He continued to look through the menu, not noticing that Kurt was staring at him. “Biscuits… I know I want that…. and toast. Since you love you some toast.”
Kurt only caught a few of words of what Blaine said and those were “love”, “you” and “toast”. “I love you too” Kurt said in a dreamy voice. He continued on staring at Blaine, pinky locked with his and his head still on his shoulder. He was lucky Blaine knew what he liked since he was too into Blaine to actually pay attention to anything but him.
Blaine turned his head to look at Kurt with a grin when Kurt spoke in a dreamy voice, he hadn’t said that he loved Kurt in that sentence, but he didn’t complain that Kurt had said it. Kurt must’ve not been listening fully, making Blaine smile even more at his adorable fiancee. “You’re so cute.” Blaine said with a small laugh, leaning forward and giving Kurt a small kiss before turning back to his menu and letting Kurt stare.