Jan. 3, 2012, 12:19 a.m.
A Romance Like No Other : Monkey
E - Words: 4,386 - Last Updated: Jan 03, 2012 Story: Complete - Chapters: 154/154 - Created: Dec 02, 2011 - Updated: Jan 03, 2012 267 0 0 0 1
“Thats better.” Kurt smiled watching as Blaine kissed around his face, nose scrunching up when he was kissed and blushing at all the compliments he was given. He kissed back when his lips were kissed, smiling widely into Blaine’s eyes. “How are you even real?” he asked with a laugh, his arms and legs still wrapped around him.
“You know, I don’t really know….. I ask myself this question every single day.” Blaine teased, still holding Kurt close as his arms and legs were wrapped around him. He loved having Kurt sit like that on him, they were close with Kurt still sitting in his lap but they were able to look at each other. “I love sitting like this… it’s nice.”
“As do i, for all i know you could just be a figment of my imagination.” Kurt laughed as he poked Blaine’s back lightly. “But i can feel you, so i’m guessing not.” He smiled listening to Blaine, he loved sitting like this too, he could look into Blaine’s eyes, talk to him properly, just be really close. “I love sitting like this too, its so nice.”
“Last time I checked I wasn’t… but you never know. I might be.” Blaine teased as Kurt poked his back, making a half pout and half smile as he looked at Kurt. He kissed his nose again, the pout leaving completely when he saw his nose scrunch up. “You’re so cute, you know? When you scrunch up your nose like that.”
Kurt saw Blaine’s half pout and have smile making him grin, his nose was kissed again and like usual it scrunched up. While Blaine spoke and while it was still scrunched Kurt leaned in and gave Blaine an eskimo kiss. He didn’t pull away for a little bit while he spoke, “when i scrunch my nose? You really like that don’t you?”
Blaine melted a little bit when he got an eskimo kiss from Kurt, his nose still scrunched up as he did. “Yessssss, yes I really do like it when you scrunch your nose. It makes you look even more adorable. Wait wait wait, back it up, Correction. I love it when you scrunch your nose up like that.”
Kurt stopped his eskimo kiss after Blaine spoke, giving his nose a kiss. “Well i can’t help it when that happens, i’m getting used to it.” He smiled giving Blaine’s nose a kiss again before resting his forehead back against Blaine’s. “Its like your giggle, i love that and its something you can’t help which makes it even cuter.”
Blaine smiled and bit his lip when Kurt kissed his nose twice and then said his giggle was cute, and he shrugged. “I guess… Like you said about your nose scrunching, I’m getting used to my giggling. It’s not that bad, and I know that you find them adorable. So I’m getting over the fact that I think they sound weird and not hold them back anymore.”
“I do find them adorable.” Kurt said giving him another quick eskimo kiss before giving him a soft real kiss on his lips. “I don’t wan them held back, they make me smile and they make me giggle. I know you like it when i giggle because i’ve seen you and it makes you giggle more making me like my own giggle more, see the pattern?”
Blaine kissed Kurt back once he was kissed softly, loving how adorable he was being, shook his head and laughed when Kurt mentioned their pattern of giggling, just like when they were kissing earlier. “We seem to have a pattern with things…. it works that way with smiling too. When one of us smiles, the other one does, which makes the first smiler smile even more, and thus the cycle begins.”
“Its just like our smiling pattern, we have a giggling cycle too and a kissing cycle. We love cycles, Klaine’s cycles.” Kurt smiled. “Its how we got into a giggle fit earlier, you made me giggle which made you giggle, which made me giggle more and so on. I love the cycles, mainly because no other couple has them but us.”
“I love them too, they’re amazing. Klaine’s cycles, I like that.” Blaine grinned and leaned his cheek against Kurt’s shoulder, still looking up at him and blinking slowly. The grin was still on his face and in his eyes, knowing that Kurt’s own grin would soon show because of their cycles.
Kurt couldn’t help but grin seeing Blaine’s grin, he looked down at Blaine, his eyes showing how in love he was. “You look like an adorable puppy.” Kurt smiled a hand going into Blaine’s hair ruffling it. “My adorable little puppy, you’re so beautiful.” Kurt’s head leaned down and rested on the side of Blaine’s forehead.
“Well that makes sense I guess. I look like an adorable puppy because I thought I wassss a puppy.” Blaine teased, making his face look even more puppy like for Kurt. “Why thank you. And you, my dear, are such an adorable little kitten. Remember earlier? That was seriously the cutest thing. You melted me.”
“Yes you are a puppy the most adorable, cutest and gorgeous puppy everrrr.” Kurt grinned, melting a little from the puppy face. “I know i melted you, after i saw that i did i just kept going to see how much i could melt you.” Kurt smiled and had an idea, he poked his tongue out the tiniest bit, leaned down and licked Blaine’s nose, miaowing as he did.
“Trust me. You melted me soooooooooooo much.” Blaine said with a small laugh, thinking of how Kurt being adorable earlier and acting like a kitten had completely and utterly melted him. His thoughts were interrupted by Kurt licking his nose and meowing at him, which unexpectedly made him giggle and melt a bit. “See? Like that. Adorrrrrableeee.”
“So you like kitten Kurt? You think Kitten Kurt is adorarorable?” Kurt asked with a giggle after hearing Blaine giggle, he smiled. “I know i melted you soooooooooo much, that was the plan. I wasn’t really even trying, that was me just being me imagine how it would be with me actually trying.”
Blaine nodded quickly with a smile on his face, not knowing that he looked like a puppy, when Kurt asked if he liked Kitten Kurt. He heard Kurt’s giggle, which made his smile grow even more and another little giggle come out, maybe they weren’t so bad. “Wait… that wasn’t you trying? Oh my god, if you were trying I don’t even know how badly I would be melted…”
Kurt grinned seeing Blaine nod like a puppy making him give him a small kiss, giggling into it. “You would just be a little puddle on the floor, maybe not even that. I wasn’t trying even in the slightest, i just knew it was melting you so i continued. One day i’ll start of like i did and then go into trying, see how badly i melt the little puppy.”
Blaine couldn’t help but giggle when Kurt kissed him and giggled, it was the cycle working as he kissed Kurt back. “I would be completely and overly melted if you actually tried to melt me. I thought I was the most melted earlier when you went and acted all adorable kitten on me, oh and in the bathtub to the other day, but I would probably be melted into that pile of goo you mentioned if you tried.”
Kurt shrugged with a little giggle. “That was just me in kitten mood, i get in them a lot.” He smiled, his arms and legs still wrapped around Blaine. “I thought you were too, you were pretty melted and the bathtub, you slipped so i had to stop because i didn’t want you going under. You probably would be goo and such a pretty pile of goo too.” Kurt could see the clock in the corner of his eye. “I don’t mean to be a buzzkill but what time are we leaving?”
Blaine didn’t want to think about leaving, but his own eyes drifted to the clock to see what time it was when Kurt asked when they were leaving. “Ummm… well, it’s 6:54 now, so it’s almost 7. When we leaves depends on what you want to do. Do you want to stop at a hotel and sleep along the way, or just drive straight home?”
Kurt thought for a minute, if they stopped at the hotel he would have near enough an extra day with Blaine and the thought of that made him smile. “Welllllll if we stayed at the hotel we would have an extra day together and instead of sleeping in the car we could sleep together when we get there.”
Blaine smiled when he saw Kurt smile as he thought, their cycle always happened without them even noticing it did. He listened to Kurt’s idea, making his own smile grow even more as he nodded in agreement. “I like that idea a lot. More time to be spent with my babbyyyyy. Plus, we could snuggle much better in a hotel rather than in a car while one of us drives.”
Kurt smiled more as Blaine smiled and agreed. “I love the idea, i love the idea of spending more time with myyyy babyyy before we have to go home and we have limited time together. I love snuggling so it would be much better in the hotel, the car would be much more difficult.” He really didn’t want to go home, yes he did miss his dad and Carole but he would miss the time with Blaine more.
“I agree. So hotel it is. That means we don’t have to leave as early. We can leave any time after lunch. Or before. Since we don’t have to be anywhere at any specific time tonight, we can get to the hotel whenever. But I think after lunch would be good.” Blaine suggested, tilting his head to look up at Kurt as he spoke.
Kurt nodded as Blaine spoke, it sounded like a really good idea. If they didn’t go to the hotel they would have had to have left soon and he didn’t want that. He wanted to spend as much time with Blaine as he could before being home cruelly separated them. “I think that would be good too, we get an extra day together, more snuggling, more make out time, more toast time.”
“And we both know how much we love all three of those things.” Blaine said with a small laugh, Kurt still sitting on his lap with his arms and legs wrapped around him. “Speaking of toast… are you hungry at all? Do you want me to make you toast again?”
Kurt didn’t want to move from Blaine’s lap so if they were going to move to get toast Blaine would have to carry him like that. He would just hold onto Blaine like a monkey. “I am a little hungry, please can i have toast? Are you hungry? I will share my toast so you won’t be.” He smiled.
“I’m not incredibly hungry, you can have most of the toast.” Blaine said with a smile, leaning his cheek back on Kurt’s shoulder and still looking up at him. When they got up, Blaine wanted to carry Kurt, like he’d been doing the entire week. “Do you want to eat that toast now?”
Kurt made a “yesssss,” sound when Blaine said he could have toast and most of it. He leaned down and gave his cheek a kiss with a smile, seeing Blaine’s smile only made his own grow. He wanted to be carried to go and get the toast and he wanted to be carried exactly how he was sitting, it made it easier. “We can do, this time there are no leather pants to distract you, get us to have a make out and tease you. Its just these pajama pants, hope thats okay.” He teased.
Blaine looked down at the pajama pants Kurt was wearing and made a face. “They’ll have to do.” He teased, wrapping his arms more around Kurt’s waist. “Pssstttttt, I’m going to carry you, okayyyy?” Blaine whispered, giving Kurt’s neck a quick kiss as he still stared up at him.
Kurt grinned at the fact Blaine pulled as he looked at the pajama pants, even more as he felt Blaine’s arms wrap more around his waist and speak. “You always carry me, i wanted you to anyway. I’m not moving from like this though, i like this. I shall cling to you like a monkey.” He said with a laugh gazing down at Blaine as his neck was kissed.
Blaine laughed when Kurt said Blaine would have to carry him like a monkey, he would do it. “Alrighty then. I shall carry you like the adorable little monkey that you are.” Blaine moved them around on the bed so that his legs were dangling off. He moved his hands under Kurt and stood up, holding Kurt like they said he would. “Like this?”
Kurt’s arms held Blaine around the neck so he wouldn’t fall, but he wouldn’t anyway because Blaine was holding him up. He clung onto Blaine like a baby monkey attached to its mother. “Yessss like this, its also easier for you, i can still look at you properly as we walk and i and i can be a monkey.” He laughed as he began to make soft monkey noises.
Blaine laughed and shook his head when Kurt made monkey noises, he was the cutest thing. “I thought you were a kitten, when did you become a monkey?” He teased, getting a better hold on Kurt and starting to walk around the room to make sure he wouldn’t drop his fianc�e.
“I am a kitten that can make any animal noise that i want to, i evolved you see.” Kurt smiled nestling his head into Blaine’s neck, giving it a kiss. His arms were around Blaine’s neck tight so he wouldn’t fall, he didn’t think for a second he would but it was just safety. “I’m such an awesome monkey.”
“You’re such an awesome EVERYTHING.” Blaine said with a smile, walking the pair out of the room and heading to the stairs. He started walking them down the stairs slowly, holding on to Kurt tightly and being extra sure not to drop him.
“That is true,” Kurt laughed giving his neck a kiss again, he trusted Blaine with his life so he knew he wasn’t going to drop or fall as they walked down the stairs. He liked being held like this, he remembered that was how Blaine carried Jack when he was being put to bed. Obviously Jack was easier and lighter to carry but Blaine never seemed to have a problem carrying Kurt.
Blaine got the two of them successfully down the stairs, smiling as he did. It was pretty easy to carry Kurt like this, and Kurt seemed to like it too. “I should carry you like this more often.” Blaine suggested, carrying Kurt into the kitchen. “Hmmm…. where do you want to sit while I make your toast? Or do you want a piggy back ride as I make it?”
“You should, i like this way much better than the other way, I get to be a monkey this way.” Kurt smiled pulling his head out to look at Blaine. “Ooooh piggy back sounds like fun, can we try that?” He asked with a smile, wondering whether it was going to be easy or hard to make the toast with Kurt on Blaine’s back.
“I thought you would want that one.” Blaine said with a grin as he looked down at Kurt. “Of course we can try that.” He gently set Kurt down and turned around, patting his back and motioning for Kurt to get on.”Hop on babeeeeeee.” Blaine said, waiting for Kurt to get on his back.
“Of course i would want that.” Kurt smiled up at Blaine. He watched Blaine set him down and then turn and pat his back, he smiled more and put his hands on Blaine’s shoulders before jumping on his back. He wrapped his legs around Blaine’s waist and his arms gently around his neck, resting his head against Blaine’s. “Hi there.”
“Hi there to you too.” Blaine said with a grin, holding onto Kurt’s legs to keep him from falling. He made sure Kurt was comfortable before walking around and using one of his hands to get the various things he needed. He figured that Kurt liked it better like this, because Blaine could both carry him and make you toast.
“Are you sure i’m okay up here? If its uncomfortable for you i can always get down” Kurt asked looking at Blaine as he walked around the room getting the toast stuff. He didn’t want Blaine to be uncomfortable or hurt, if this hurt him or eventually ached.
“I’m sureeeee, you’re fine up there. Well, you’re fine everywhere too.” Blaine teased, but being honest. He buttered the toast and put it into the toaster, still holding onto Kurt with one hand. He leaned the side of his head against Kurt, closing his eyes for a second and smiling as he did.
“Oh i know that too.” Kurt laughed, he watched Blaine as he skillfully started his toast with one hand, his other holding his legs so he didn’t fall, he knew he wouldn’t but Blaine was just being the caring fiancee that he was. He leaned his head back against Blaine’s and smiled more, his eyes shutting for a second or two before opening them and turning his head a little, still leaning against Blaine’s, to look more at him.
Blaine kept his eyes closed and listened to the sounds of their breathing, both hands on Kurt’s legs with his thumbs stroking them. He sighed happily after a second and nestled his head more against Kurt’s, the smile still on his face and his hair all messed up from sleeping and Kurt playing with it.
Kurt’s eyes fluttered shut again, completely focusing on two things, the thumbs stroking his legs and their breathing. He heard Blaine’s happy sigh and kissed the part of Blaine that was closest to him, which just happened to be his ear but he didn’t care. He held onto Blaine, not actually wanting to let go, he knew what the toast was done that they would sit down and he would most likely resume the position he was in upstairs, sitting on Blaine’s lap facing him.
Blaine smiled even more when he felt Kurt kiss his ear, leaning his head against the touch. His eyes shot open when the alarm for the toaster went off, making him step back to the counter, using one hand to take it off and butter it. He started drawing doodles on the toast, nothing in particular.
Kurt smiled more seeing Blaine smile even more, he kissed his ear again when Blaine moved his head more again his lips. The alarm for the toaster made him jump, his eyes opened and he looked as Blaine started drawing on the toast. Kurt released a hand from around Blaine’s neck and leaned down, he dipped his finger in the butter before tapping Blaine’s nose.
Blaine crossed his eyes to look at the butter on his nose, srunching it up when he realized what it was. He made a terrible attempt to lick it off, his tongue not even coming close. Blaine pouted when he couldn’t take it off, then shrugged and kept on drawing on the toast for Kurt.
“You’re so cute.” Kurt laughed, realizing how similar they were. He turned Blaine’s head a little and kissed his nose, taking the butter with it. “All better,” he smiled watching the toast that was being drawn on. “You’re a very good artist.”
“Why thank you, I do excel in the arts after all.” Blaine teased, finishing his drawing on the toast and looking down at them proudly. “Allllllll done.” He said, taking the toast in one hand and holding onto Kurt’s legs in the other, walking them over to the table to sit and eat.
“Yessssssss” Kurt cheered after the announcement was made that his toast was ready. He still felt Blaine’s hand on his leg and saw the other one carrying the toast to the table. “Do you want me to sit on your lap?”
“Do you even have to ask? Of courseeeeeeeeeeeee I want you to to sit in my lap.” Blaine smiled and set the plate of toast on the table before softly helping Kurt down off of his back. He sat down in the chair and pulled it a bit away from the table, patting his lap in an invitation for Kurt to sit.
Kurt climbed off Blaine’s back and watched as he sat down, once he saw him sat down comfortably and pat his legs, Kurt knew he could sit down now. He didn’t know which way to sit, Blaine probably didn’t mind but he still wanted his opinion. “Which way would you like me? The way were upstairs or our usual?”
“Hmmmm…. Either way is fine with me. I thought you would want to sit like we were upstairs, and I would like that, but I’ll be good with both.” Blaine said with a smile, patting his lap again. He still wasn’t very hungry, but he did want Kurt to sit in his lap.
Since both Kurt and Blaine liked how he was sat upstairs, he straddled into Blaine’s lap and smiled. “We both like this, so i guess this is my new way of sitting on you.” He smiled before giving Blaine’s cheek a kiss, he felt around on the table for the plate of toast. He picked a slice up and looked at the doodle on it, making him smile, he took a bite while making a “mmmmmm,” sound.
Blaine’s arms wrapped around Kurt’s waist as he sat on his lap like they were earlier, watching as he started eating the toast Blaine had made him. “I’m surprised you’re not getting tired of this toast yet. You’ve had it almost every day since we’ve been here.” He noticed, wanting a bite and opening his mouth to ask for one.
Kurt placed the toast in the open mouth of his fiancee and watched as he took a bite, while he did that Kurt took another. He shook his head at Blaine’s question. “No i’m not sick of it, how can one get sick of toast? Its soooo tasty.” He smiled, he loved his toast especially when Blaine made it.
After Blaine took his bite he watched Kurt eat, not asking for another bit just yet, and his arms wrapped more tightly around Kurt’s waist. “I was just checkinggggg, I know you love your toast.” He smiled, giving Kurt’s neck a small kiss as he ate. Blaine looked up at Kurt when he pulled away, pouting a bit. “You’re still so tall.”
One of Kurt’s arms was around Blaine’s neck, not for any other reason but wanting to be there. “I do, i do, i love my toast.” He smiled more feeling the kiss on his neck, he looked down at Blaine confused a little, until he spoke, as to why he was pouting. “I’m sorry i can’t help that, would you rather me down there?” he asked knowing what the answer was.
“Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo no no no no stayyyyyyyy.” Blaine said, burying his face in Kurt’s shoulder and holding onto his waist tighter, not wanting Kurt to get up and go anywhere right then He just wanted to sit there and watch Kurt eat and have him sit on his lap.
Kurt laughed and used his other hand to lift Blaine’s head out of his shoulder to look at him. “Its okay, i’m not going anywhere. I’m staying right here and anyway i’m far too comfy and happy to move.” He gave Blaine’s forehead a small kiss, smiling at him.
“Okay goooddddd, I don’t want you to get up.” Blaine said, squeezing his eyes shut and smiling when Kurt kissed his forehead, letting them slowly open again after a minute or two of having them closed. He wasn’t that hungry and let Kurt eat the rest of the toast, not asking for a bite.
Kurt finished his toast, surprised that Blaine hadn’t asked or taken another bite when he was offered. He did say he wasn’t hungry though. “Sooooo now time to dress and wash, would you like to carry me back upstairs or would you like me to walk?”
“You? Walking? When I could be carrying you instead? Hmmmm I think we both know the answer to that.” Blaine said with a small laugh, moving his hands again and slowly standing up, holding on to Kurt and making sure he wouldn’t fall. “You ready to go up?”
Kurt’s legs slipped round Blaine’s waist as he stood up, his arms back around his neck so he was clinging onto him like a monkey again. He was glad that Blaine liked carrying him and that he wasn’t very heavy otherwise he’d have to walk. “I’m all ready when you are.”
“As you know, I was born ready.” Blaine teased, sticking his tongue out at Kurt and walking them to the stairs. He stood looking at the staircase for a second, thinking about how he was going to carry Kurt up without dropping him or falling, and started heading up them. He took it slowly, and when he finally got them to the top of the stairs, he looked at Kurt and grinned proudly. “I diddddd itttttt.”
Kurt was proud of Blaine for getting them both up and down the stairs without falling or a stumble, he clapped for Blaine, his hands still around Blaine’s neck. “Yayy!” He cheered grinning. “I’m so proud of you.” He said before giving Blaine a kiss. “Well done youuuuu.”