Cooper stomped towards the wall. Why had he made that stupid wish? He loved Blaine even if the boy drove him nuts half the time. There wasn't an entrence anywhere. How was he supposed to get through the maze if he couldn't get in? He turned to the right and started walking. 

He had to be smart about this. He was an actor. He played the hero. 

That was it! This situation was like the play. The villain wished the princess would be taken by the goblins and the hero had to solve the maze and save the girl. The hero eventually found someone to show him the shortest way through and he rescued the girl with moments to spare. Cooper had a plan. He wasn't an internet commercial actor for nothing. Now he needed someone to help him carry it out. 

A figure stood off in the distance. Cooper started jogging. With any luck, it was a girl he could charm into getting him to the castle and he could be home in time for breakfast. The person became cleared as he approached. She was a lady in a...was that a track suit? Cooper paused. He blinked a few times. His eyes must be playing tricks on him. Squinting, he determined it was a track suit. These people - goblins - what ever the fuck they were, were certifiable.

Tiny fairies hovered in the air around the blonde woman and she sprayed them with what appeared to be an aerosol can. Each time she sprayed one, it let out an, “Eep,” and fell to the ground. 

Beggars couldn't be choosers and Cooper had to get inside the maze. He had no idea how much time had passed, but he knew he shouldn't be waisting it running around the outside walls. 

“Hi,” Cooper said, using his award winning smile. He didn't have any actual awards, yet, but this was the smile he would use when he accepted his first one. And it worked really well when he was trying to pick up girls. “I'm trying to get to the castle in the center of the maze. Can you help me?”

“You trying to get someone back you wished away or you trying to get in Porcelain's ridiculously tight pants. 

Cooper wrinkled his nose. “Porcelain?”

“Porcelain. You know, Kurt, the king of the goblins.”

“Uh, yeah, Kurt. Whatever. He has my brother. I need to go get him.”

“No one's stopping you sweet cheeks,” she said.

“I can't go get him if I can't get in the maze.”

She waved her hand at the wall. 

“It's a wall,” Cooper wined. “You mean climb over it?”

“No, dumbass, there's an entrance right there.” Her voice grew louder and she pointed as she spoke. 

Cooper knew he had no reason to trust her. But he hadn't taken all those acting lessons for nothing and he knew to pay attention when shouted and pointed at the same time. 

He stepped forward, arms stretched out, and he gave a startled yelp when he walked through the wall. It took him a moment to realize it was an optical illusion. The opening in the stone wall blended so seamlessly with the one on the other side of the corridor that you couldn't see it. That Kurt was a sneaky bastard. 

From here, he could see several entry points branching off the main section. Cooper took off at a steady jog. Hold on, Blaine, he thought, I'm coming to get you.

Intent on getting to Blaine as quickly as possible, he didn't hear the woman call out, “Hey, wait a minute, do I know you from somewhere?”

xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

“Sam, go get Blaine some snacks and something to drink. He's our guest. Let's show him some hospitality.” Kurt said all this without moving his gaze from Blaine.

“Did Cooper's wish really send me here?” Blaine asked. 

“Yes.” Kurt wasn't going to lie, even though the way the boy's face fell was heartbreaking.

Blaine sat in silence, digesting the information. “Now what?”

"Im Kurt, the king of the goblins.”

“Uh...okay?”

“Sam's bringing breakfast. You can eat before you worry about anything else.”

Blaine nodded. “Thanks.”

Sam returned and set coffee and a tray of finger food on the table.

Kurt hopped up on the table, crossing his knees towards Blaine. The boys eyes dilated and his breathing sped up. Kurt held his gaze as he picked up a small sticky bun and popped it in his mouth. "Mmmm," he murmured, licking the frosting off his fingers.

Blaine swallowed. He picked up the cup of coffee and blew on it before taking a sip. 

"So," Kurt said when Blaine finished his food and coffee, "we have at least a few hours together. What can I do to entertain you?" Kurt placed a finger under Blaines chin and lifted it so Blaine had no choice but to look him directly in the eyes. "As a good host, Ill do anything you want." He leaned so close, their lips were almost touching. "I mean anything."

"Im a virgin," Blaine squeaked.

Kurts dick throbbed. Hes suspected as much. The confirmation made him determined to redouble his efforts. Even if Cooper managed to solve the maze, Blaine would not be leaving the castle able to say that. "I wont do anything you don't ask me to do."

Blaine sagged in relief. 

"Tell me about yourself," Kurt whispered.

“I like music. When you first said I was a guest here, I half thought you were going to climb on the table and sing, ‘Be Our Guest.' Pretty silly, huh?”

“Hmmm,” Kurt purred. "Dancing and singing on the table. We can do that." With a snap of his fingers, the food and coffee disappeared. "I need backup." Music played and he climbed up on the table, joined by Mike and Sam. They started singing. 

There he goes

My baby walks so slow

Sexual tic-tac-toe

Yeah, I know we both know

It isnt time, no

But could you be m-mine?

Kurt grabbed Sam by the back of his neck and pulled him into a filthy kiss. Blaine let out a whimper and licked his lips. They made a sexy picture and Kurt knew it. The touching and grinding, especially when he had Sam behind him and Mike in front. They rocked back and forth and if they were naked, they would definitely all be having spectacular orgasms.

Well never get too far

Just you, me, and the bar

Silly ménage à trois, sometimes

Would you be m-mine?

Would you be m-mine?

Would you be m-mine?

Mike and Sam were on either side of him, grinding against Kurt, rubbing their hands up and down his body. Kurt separated from the two boys. Blaines eyes remained on Kurt and his mouth hung slightly open. Sam and Mike moved behind him, each wrapping a hand over his pelvis and almost touching his dick. Kurt thrust his hips, enjoying the way Blaines eyes were glued to his cock.  

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Baby youre mine

Baby youre mine

Mine

Youre mine

Kurt crawled down the table, stalking his prey. Blaine's breath came in soft pants and Kurt let his gaze drop long enough to see that Blaine was hard in his pajamas. Mike pulled him up and began grinding against him in time to the beat.

Oh baby, lights on

But your moms not home

Im sick of laying down alone

With this fever, fever, yeah

My one and own

I wanna get you alone

Give you fever, fever, yeah

Kurt finished the song kneeling in front of Blaine with his legs spread, his dick at eye level. 

Blaine gasped. "Thats the hottest thing Ive ever seen."

"Baby, we can be so much hotter than that," Kurt said. He gracefully climbed off the table and straddled Blaine. Kurt licked up the side of Blaines neck and blew in his ear. "I want you. I want you bad." Blaine shivered. "Ill make it good for you." Kurt wrapped his arms around Blaine. "Ill make it so, so good. Anything you want.” 

He had just enough presence of mind to wave Sam and Mile away. Now he could focus all his attention on important matters.

Blaines dick strained against his pajama pants. Kurt thrust his hips a few times. "Fu-uck," Blaine moaned. 

"Yes," Kurt said. "Tell me you want to." Blaine closed his eyes and nodded vigorously. Kurt pulled the collar of the shirt down and sucked a hicky where Blaines neck met his shoulder. "You have to use your words, baby. I promised I wouldnt do anything you didnt want." Kurt licked around the shell of his ear and sucked the lobe into his mouth, slowly dragging his teeth across it. "Tell me you want to have an orgasm and Ill make it happen."

"I want to come."

Kurt pressed his mouth against Blaines, licking at his lips, and sliding his tongue inside. He pushed down, trying to provide enough friction through the leather pants. Blainee stiffened in his arms, a high pitched whine from the back of his throat and his heart pounded against Kurt's chest. His entire body shuddered with his climax. Kurt gripped Blaine tight as he rode out the waves of pleasure.

There was no way Kurt was coming in his pants. He pulled back and smiled. 

Until Blaine closed his eyes and a blush creeped over his cheeks. "Im sorry," Blaine whispered. "That was too fast."

"No, baby," Kurt said. "I like that I made you lose control. And I need you to relax so I wont hurt you. How about we get you out of those sticky clothes and into something more comfortable?” 

"Sure." The blush intensified. 

Kurt trailed kisses down Blaine's neck and unbuttoned the top two buttons to get at his collar bone. A purple bruise bloomed where Kurt sucked. “Come on, baby. Lets get you cleaned up."