Sept. 10, 2013, 11:15 a.m.
The story of my life: Hospital Beds and Pain Meds
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When I get to the reception desk I'm panting hard to try and get my breath back, while a young nurse stands watching me concerned. When I straighten up I clutch on to the desk for support and muster up the strength to talk.
"Hi my boyfriend just got brought in here? Blaine Devon Anderson? I'm his emergency contact" I watch her typing on the computer and reading information from the screen.
"Can you confirm your name and his date of birth please?" she asks in a polite tone.
"Kurt Elizabeth Hummel...his birthday is October twentieth" I watch her for any tell-tale signs of bad news.
"Okay Mr Hummel! Just have a seat over there and I'll get someone working on his case over as soon as I can!" I smile my thanks before taking up a vacant seat in the corner watching the hustle of people around me vacantly until a tall older doctor walks over and sits down beside me.
"Mr Hummel?" he asks in a low gruff voice.
"Call me Kurt..."
"Kurt....I'm Dr Jacobs. Blaine's taken quite a tumble! He hit his head pretty hard and has a broken leg, but mostly he's been very lucky with only superficial bruises and scrapes...."I let out a little breath and try to keep focusing on what the doctors saying. "He's in surgery just now getting his leg joints reset and a cast put on but he will need a lot of rest while it heals. He's got a few stiches in the back of his head but apart from that he should be good to go home in a few days..."
"Thank you doctor! When can I see him?" I try not to leap up and dance right there on the spot.
"He'll be out of surgery in a couple of hours....I can take you to his room to wait if you would like?" I nod my consent and he ushers me up a couple of floors to Blaine's pristine room waiting for him to get out of surgery.
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Several hours later I'm still sitting in the same spot twitching nervously waiting for Blaine to come to, I know he's okay the doctors told me that much but I wouldn't feel content until he looked at me with those hazel eyes. So I was absentmindedly switching between looking at my phone, watching the television and flicking through a vogue magazine, all the while keeping one eye firmly on Blaine and the huge cast protruding through the hospital blanket.
"You're wearing slippers...." A croaking murmur comes from the bed and I whip my head round in a flash giving his hand a gentle squeeze.
"I knew you'd be the down fall of me! Kurt Hummel never leaves his apartment unless impeccably dressed..." I bubble out from under tears that came out of nowhere.
"You pull it off!" he smiled lazily at me. "You look 'mazing!" I chuckle a little to myself because I know I look anything but.
"Blaine Devon Anderson you listen to me, and listen good!" I say dropping a loving kiss to his forehead and stroking my hand through his shaved head. "Don't you ever! Ever! Worry me like that again! I'm the clumsy one in this relationship....you hear me?" I place another soft kiss onto his lips this time and when I move back he tries to follow me, groaning when I push him back.
"I'm sorry..." he yawns heavily "was your fault!" I furrow my brow at him. "Happy dance cause got your text......they shaved my head!" he adds as his hand touches where his luscious curls used to be.
"They had to put stitches in where you hit your head.... How do you feel?" I ask pulling my chair up closer so I can lean on to the edge of the bed.
"Floaty! I'm flying in the sky and you're an angel..." he smiles goofily before another big yawn takes over.
"That would be the pain killers....." I giggle as he tries to reach my face and misses.
"Kiss me!" he groans a little louder than I think he meant to.
"Blaine you need to rest...doctor's orders!" I say firmly trying to cover him with the comforter.
"You could blow me?" he looks out from under his thick lashes and my heart melts a little. "Then I don't need to move....sore leg see!" he pouts at me.
"I will do no such thing in a hospital where anyone could hear or see!" I roll my eyes as he tries to shift into and upright position.
"I'll be quiet!" he mumbles through another yawn. I stand up to hover my head over his and plant a soft kiss to his lips as he yawns around my lips.
"I love you, go to sleep!" I whisper softly against his chin.
"Hot ass..." is all I can make out before the sleep claims him.
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I feel a small pair of hands prying open my eye and come face to face with a bleary outline of a five year old nose to nose with me.
"You're awake!" he squeaks excitedly as I blink to gain focus of my surroundings.
"Landin? Where's Uncle Kurt?" I ask realising we are alone in the room.
"He's talking to the doctor!" he carefully sits down on top of my stomach and raises a hand to my forehead. "Daddy said not to wake you...but you're up!"
"I am now!" I whisper and cough to try and shift the lump in my dry throat. A straw gets pressed to my lips before I can look for water.
"It's a juice box! I stole it from a nurse for you!" he smiles as I take a sip before pushing the straw back out with my tongue. "Has house been yet?" he looks at me eagerly and it takes my medication filled body a second to get what he's asking.
"No buddy! House only deals with important people!" I smile at him and he furrows his brow taking a sip from the juice box. "I just fell and got a sore leg!"
"But he's the best doctor!" he whines "And chase is hot! Uncle Kurt says so!" he nods in confirmation of what he's saying.
"He does huh?" I raise my eyebrow at him trying to pull myself up and hissing as I bump my leg. The meds are wearing off; I'll have to ask for more. "What else does Uncle Kurt say?"
"That he would kiss him! But he used to kiss daddy D! But Aunty Tan says she saw them and it was gross!" he smiles at me.
"I know buddy I used to see them kiss too...ewww!" that earned me a giggle and I loved how I knew to entertain this 30 year old trapped in a five year olds body.
"Bumble bee?" He bit his lower lip.
"Yeah buddy?"
"Now you kiss Uncle Kurt....does that means you love him?" he asked quietly and I giggled at the simple conclusions he could make.
"I love him lots and lots and lots!" I say in an exaggerated voice.
"Logan's uncle has a boyfriend he loves lots...." He trails off for a minute leaning to put the juice box onto the night stand. "And he says when people love each other they get married and have babies!"
"Well that's true but not everyone wants babies...." I tread carefully to avoid his ninja ways.
"So are you going to marry Uncle Kurt?" I cough hard and the vibrations send a shooting pain up my broken leg. "Cause then you will be my uncle too right?"
"Buddy I can be Uncle Blaine if you want me to be....but you don't have to call me that if you don't want to!" I pat his hand gently where he is fiddling with the hospital gown tie.
"I think it's good!" he claps his hands together excitedly. "But when will you get married?" He looks very serious and his hands have been planted firmly on his hips.
"Not for........errrr......it's grown up stuff!"
"But you love him! And my daddies say you can only marry someone if you love them!" he shouts a little. "Are you going to leave Uncle Kurt?"
"No! I love your uncle Kurt! I won't leave him ever!" I look deep into his eyes to try and erase the worry. My interrogation doesn't appear to be over.
"Aunty Tana says she will rip your ball if you leave!" he leans very close to my face "Is it your basketball? That's my favourite kind!" I bite my lip to stop a few bursts of laughter from escaping.
"Hmmm... err kind of buddy but don't worry I won't hurt him....I promise!" he smiles and seems to be happy with my answer.
"Pinkie swear?" he wiggles his little finger out in front of me and I link mine into his own.
"Pinkie swears!" I smile happily trying to shut my eyes again when I hear a small whisper.
"Uncle Blaine?" the feeling of hearing that for the first time makes me want to jump up and run through the ward but my current state restricts that.
"Yeah?" I peep through one eye.
"How do you make a baby?" Oh. Dear. Lord. "Cause there's a baby room in here! Do you think it's like a factory?" This is not a fair uncle test!
"Ask your uncle Kurt!" I squeak shutting my eyes tight and feeling Landin lie down on top of me.
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"I can't believe Santana's going to be on Ellen! It's Ellen Blaine!" I squeal excitedly as the show starts. Blaine just smiles happily at me, he's been in hospital overnight and his 'favourite nurse' just gave him some more pain meds so I knew I'd be having a pretty one sided conversation from now on.... They made him horny, spaced out and really happy all at once. "Why are you watching me like that?" I crook my eyebrow at him as he watches me while licking his lips.
"Luff you!" he slurs already getting drowsy but looking down towards his crotch several times. "Russell does too!" I just stare at his continual looks for a few seconds before getting my wits back enough to respond.
"1- We are not having sex in a hospital bed 2. I'm too tired to do all the work and you have a broken leg 3. You call it Russell? How have I never heard this before? We've know each other for 21 years!" I smile at him thinking of all the ways I can use this to my advantage....maybe I could bribe him into getting me a really nice new bag....Burberry have this new satchel I've been lusting over.
"Broken leg...not Russell the muscle!" He moans from the bed making grabby hands at me in my chair and I perch up beside him kissing his head softly. "I'll be quiet......"
"No you won't Bee....." I squeeze him close to me and feel his body sag against mine. "I promise when your fit you can do whatever you want to me but until then...Russell has to behave...." I tap his head and hear soft snores muffled into my shoulder. "And I'll be watching Santana on my own..." I whisper softly as he fists my top in his sleep.
My attention is pulled to the screen as I hear cheering from the audience and look up to see Santana dancing out onto the stage. I knew I had made the right choice with her jade coloured dress as Ellen gave her a thumbs up as she sat heavily in to the chair. She looked stunning!
"Well, well, well Miss Santana Lopez!" Ellen grinned as more cat calls came from the audience and Santana laughed giving a wink to the camera. "Thanks for coming to see us!"
"Thanks for having me! I love your show me and my roommate watch it whenever we can!" she smiled a grin at the screen that I knew was aimed at me.
"We are big fans of you too! Well what a year it's been for you? How are you coping?"
"It has! I got to go out on tour! Which was......amazing and I got to finish up in NYC baby!" she paused as everyone laughed. "But I'm good! I have had a long deserved break and now I'm back into the studio writing!"
"In this time off there was a bit of a riot down to a few pictures that fans took! What exactly was going on in this picture?" Ellen giggled a little as a picture of Santana dragging a grimacing Dale along in the airport while Landin pulled her leg.
"Ha-ha well that little piece of cuteness is my nephew Landin...hey bug!" she waved at the screen "And the fans were loving him! He even signed some autographs on the plane!" she smiled to herself and I knew she was picturing Landin bouncing around the living room.
"And there was this picture you tweeted a few weeks before that sent them chatting about future Lopez babies.....it seems your fans really want you to have kids..."
"Oh god! I forgot about that one!" a new photo popped up of me, Santana and Landin posing in our 'house' ensembles from the night we baby sat. "We were playing house....it's his favourite show...I was Wilson!" everyone erupted into laughter again. "But no, no kids for me just now! I'm happy having him to spoil rotten!"
"And that is your best friend right?" she nods to my face and I cringe at being seen on national telly like that.
"Yeah that's my little peachy!" she laughed to herself before adding. "Now the reason for that name.....that is a picture you would love to see!"
"Ha-ha I am sure he wouldn't be too happy for that...and he makes all your stage costumes right?"
"Yeah! He's amazing! Every girl should have their very own peachy! He makes a mean brunch too!" she nods her head emphatically.
"I'll have to keep that in mind when I'm in your area!" Ellen smiled "You'll stay to play heads up after the break?"
"You bet! I've been practising at home!" Santana waved to the camera as Ellen spoke before the ad breaks.
I watch the rest of the show happily as Santana gets a top score on the game and performs a song for the audience before the show rounds off and I pull out my phone while Blaine babbles in his sleep.
You were amazing! And that dress fantastic.....I'm going to kill you for that picture next time I see you! Xox
Really? I know so many compliments on it back stage :) so lucky to have a design genius BFF! How's bumble? I swear you two are the clumsiest couple in the world! Xox
He's ok....sleeping just now but the meds make him horny/sleepy/spout word vomit! Did you know he calls his dick Russell? Xox
I think I just fell off of the chair! Send help I won't make it! Xox
You can't tell him I told you! I'm serious I just found this out.... Xox
Too late I already text Dale and Jake and maybe your brother and the artist formerly known as Berry....xox
Also how did you find out??? Wanky! I'm proud! Xox
Satan!!! That's not funny he'll kill me! No I didn't do that! We are in the hospital...I have some standards! Xox
Hahahahaha no he won't! He likes certain parts of your body to much to do that.... Xox
He loves my personality and endless wit as well thank you! Xox
Yeah not as much as having you shove your cock in him.....xox
Or vice versa? Xox
Not telling you anything....hope your plane crashes....xox
You'll be sad if that really happens! You love me xox
Only sometimes...... see you when you get back xox
Love you long time! Do everything I would while bumble is trapped in there..... ;-) Xox
Love you long time! And no I will not! Xox
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"PEACHY!!" Blaine shouts at me as I walk into the room after going in search of coffee. "See I told you he was the hottest!" he stage whispers to a young nurse currently checking his stiches and cast.
"BLAINE! Don't embarrass the girl!" I groan as she polite tries to avoid eye contact with me. "I'm sorry! He's such a pain I don't know why I put up with him sometimes...." I lean over and press a quick kiss to his forehead before taking up my usual spot in the chair beside him.
"He loves me really! He told me!" Blaine smiles at the nurse as she finishes up her checks. "Look at his eyes! They are blue like the skies!" he points in my direction and feel a blush creep across my cheeks and neck.
"Your right Blaine they are!" she smiles at him before turning to me. "Someone likes to share on his pain meds...." I roll my eyes at her and she laughs.
"You're telling me! He told the doctor he would have her babies this morning....she couldn't decide whether he was joking or not.....He doesn't have a filter!" I sigh rubbing my thumb over the back of his hand.
"I do! Not my fault you're the loveliest in all the land!" Blaine grinned "you should see the size of his-"
"I'm going to finish my rounds!" She cut him off quickly. "I'll see you both later...buzz if you need anything!" she bustles out of the room before he can say anything else.
"I love you...." He smiles at me. "Landin asks me where babies come from!" He yelps all of a sudden.
"What did you tell him?" I dread to think what this current version of my boyfriend would deem appropriate to tell a five year old.
"I told him to ask you!" he smiled sweetly, like he didn't know what he had done.
"So now the sneaky ninja is going to ask me? Thanks for that!" I sink my head on to the bed dreading the day he is going to come out with it and secretly praying to a god I don't believe in that he won't do it in public.
"He called me Uncle Blaine!" he whispers softly and I rest my chin on his hand to look up at him. "And asked me lots of stuff..." his nose crinkled up cutely on his face.
"That's so cute! I told you he would love you once he knew you! Just not as much as I do...." I pull his hand up to my lips to kiss it.
"Move in with me?" what? That can't be right that's not what I heard.....
"What?" I manage to squeak out as my mouth hangs open.
"Lots of sex if we stay together!" he grinned and squeezed my fingers a little.
"No!" I sit up straight to be more eye level with him.
"Whyyyyy?" he moaned like Landin would have in this position.
"You sleep on a futon in Kelly's apartment.....your hoped up on pain meds.....oh how about we've only been dating for 5 months!" I babble and I feel like my throat constricting and my mind screaming this is all too soon. "No no no no no! Not happening!"
"Landin asked why we weren't married if we love each other.......I couldn't answer!" his bottom lip is trembling a little bit and I feel a bit bad about my obvious dismissal of the subject......seriously asked or not.
"I hope this isn't going where I think it is! Five months Blaine! We have been together five months! And a hospital is not an appropriate place for a proposal FYI! Drugged up or not!" I can feel my pulse racing, it's too soon! If he says it, it will just be awkward.
"Okay!" Blaine sighs ducking his head out of my sight "I just love you!" it comes out quietly from behind his hand.
"I love you to Bee....but please just trust me on this! Five months is too soon for any of that! We are still at the beginning okay, if the roles were reversed and I was in that bed you'd be saying the same thing okay?" a little nod comes after I speak as gently as I can. "But you can consider it a trial while you're staying with me to recuperate okay?" another small nod comes out.
"Will you help Russell too?" I bite the inside of my mouth as Blaine clearly gets over his sadness just as quick as it came on.
"If Russell behaves I will! I love you bumble!" I place a little his to his head again.
"Will you marry me someday?" he looks up at me with those molten honey eyes and I can picture everything that's to come as clear as a memory would be.
"Maybe....." I grin pouring everything I felt in that moment into a slightly heated kiss. It was more than a kiss between two lovers, best friends, and soul mates. It was a promise of everything we were heading towards and I couldn't be more excited to accept it....when the time was right.