Sept. 10, 2013, 11:15 a.m.
The story of my life: Surpise!
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"Kurt stop pacing..." I heard him in the back of my mind but it didn't calm the nerves shooting through my body on full throttle.
"Peachy! Your making me feel sick....." Even Santana's agitated voice wasn't calming me down.
"You'll wear a hole through your boots!" That was enough to stop me in my tracks and look at my two best friends worried faces. "Now why are you worrying?" Was he for real!!
"I don't know Bumble maybe it's the fact that I have my first competition solos.....EVER! My hairs floppy, my pants don't fit right and I think I might be getting strep... Or throat cancer! I read this article that said repetitive straining of vocal chords can cause that!" And I'm off again on my continuous pacing of the hallway. While the rest of the new directions stare at me through the green room door. "I might as well give up and die now! And become one of those memorial pages in the year book with quotes like gone to soon or-"
"-ok stop and take a breath!" Blaine's gripping me tightly on each shoulder so I have no choice but to stop and take a breath. "Your hair is fine! Your pants are so tight you couldn't fit a twenty in the pocket and you're not going to die!" I try to argue but Santana slaps me up side my head.
"Owwww!" I scream throwing my hand to where it hurts. "What was that for?!?" I throw a sulky look in her direction.
"That was for being an idiot!" She hits me again as I try to move away "that one was because you're morphing into berry2.0 and over my dead body is that happening! That would be too many reindeer sweaters for the world... Consider me a modern day mother Theresa!" And I can't help but laugh at her serious face and the vision of my head on Rachel's body.
"Definitely not my idea of a good look!" I sigh trying to catch my breath again. "Thanks though I don't know what I'd do without you two!" I pull them both in for a hug.
"We are gonna win I can feel it! Love you guys" Blaine mumbles from under Santana's hair.
"God you two are so emotional! I swear you'd be terrific in Sophie's choice..." Santana smears but her eyes show a different story. I give myself a little shake as the green room lights flicker through the open door.
"It's now or never!" I try to gulp down the bile I feel rising from my stomach.
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"Blackbeard records this is Dale?"
"Aragahsjdjeksjeue can't talk..."
"Kurt?"
"We....we won! Oh my gaga! Can you believe it?? We won!!" I scream down the phone over the din from the rest of the group.
"Babe that's amazing....I knew you could do it though!" I can hear a cheer go up through the kitchen as all his staff listen in to our conversation.
"I just can't believe it! We are going to regionals! I'm so happy!" I do a little victory dance on the spot and it earns me a few odd looks but I couldn't care less I was riding the high.
"Are you doing your victory dance?" He chuckles as I stop in my tracks and blush furiously red.
"Not now......"
"You're adorable! I love you!" He laughs down the phone.
"I love you too! Can't wait to see you tomorrow, even if it's surrounded by my family...." I breath out a little hoarsely as I realise we haven't had alone time since last weekend.
"Don't worry I can bend over so you can check out my ass a couple of times if you want....." A muffled wolf whistle goes off from behind him.
"Chip you can't say things like that!" I mumble so nobody hears my side of the conversation.
"Why not? I happen to know you appreciate my ass...." He trails seductively.
"Because now all I will be thinking about is grabbing that ass to pull you tighter to me!" I moan beginning to feel aroused....shit not now! Think of Rachel in a bikini....Rachel in a bikini!
"Well that's fair considering all I will be thinking about is pinning you down underneath me...." He whispered huskily and I knew he was going to be left with a problem after this call too. I could see Rachel signalling me from the corner of my eye, waving her arms around like a bad 90's dance move.
"Baby I have to go, we are off out for pizza.... Love you and see you tomorrow!"
"Love you too and I'm very proud to call you mine."
"Dork!" I laugh affectionately as I hang up and head to where Santana is telling Sebastian why it would be only fair to let her watch them go at it which made me cringe slightly. Sebastian smiled when he noticed my presence. (We had formed an almost friendship since last week.)
"Superstar! Fancy telling your best friend why that's not happening!" He rolls his eye at me as Blaine hides in the crook of his neck.
"Tan! Why would you even want to?! You're not attracted to the parts they would use...."
"It would still be hot!" She jumped onto me like I was a tree and clung on tightly "not as hot as you and Abercrombie mind you...." She whispered not so subtly in my ear.
"Hey!" Blaine moaned and Sebastian nudged him not to argue.
"Come on bumble! Seb's ok but Dale looks like he stepped off a run way!" Santana shrugs as it's the simplest explanation in the world.
"Erm does someone want to explain why Kurt has a Latina stuck to his waist? I could have sworn he liked-"
"Oh my god!"
"You're jealous I'm not up on you!"
"Coop....you came!!!" All three of us screamed our responses at once. As we spun towards the voice and saw Cooper Anderson standing in front of us smiling happily at out expressions.
"So am I getting a hug or....." He trailed off as me and Santana lunged at him, hanging from his neck.
Ok I should probably mention that cooper got all the tall genes in the Anderson family....He was a very humble 5'10 with curly brown hair and a matching set of eyes to Blaine. He is amazing! Growing up he always taught us slightly inappropriate sayings considering the 10 year age gap but me and Tan love him as much as Blaine and he often tells us he feels the same. He's in LA now working on these hilarious short movies and none of us thought he was coming today.
"And who is this squirt?" He cocks his eyebrow as he puts me and tan down.
"This is my boyfriend Sebastian!" Blaine grins as he pulls Seb forward "Seb this is my big brother Cooper" they shook hands with a nice to meet you thrown in for good measure. Then cooper pulled back to look at us all.
"So who's for pizza?"
"Shot gun!" Santana screamed as we raced out to his car. Cooper being home sure made for an interesting weekend!
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After a late night - and an early rise for last minute party prep - by the afternoon I was exhausted and went for a nap before I had to get ready. When I offered to arrange my dad's 50th I didn't realise how much work it would be but now it was here I was excited, all the extended family would meet Dale and I could get Coopers seal of approval too. It would be perfect as long as I could sleep!
"Kurt....." A familiar voice pulled me from my dream but I kept my eyes tightly shut.
"Mmmmm no!" My voice was thick with sleep and I could feel weight shifting at the bottom of the bed. "Sleepy...."
"Well I just thought you'd want to make the most of an empty house...." I felt a tongue lick the shell of my ear and the full weight of his body press down on me.
"Where is everyone?" I ask becoming more alert to the fact Dales hard cock is pressing into my back as he sucks on the sensitive skin behind my ear.
"Picking up the relatives and Finns at Rachel's" he runs a hand lightly up my side before squeezing it under my body and pulling me upright.
"What did you have in mind?" I ask in a groan as his hand dances over my hard on.
"Shower... Now!" And I moan as he pulls away from me heading toward the bathroom. I rub my eyes and glance at the clock next to my bed it was six o'clock I had an hour to get ready. That wasn't a lot but the thought of my boyfriend in the shower pulled me off the bed and had me trailing through after him without another thought.
The sight I was greeted with didn't help my tight pant situation which was growing uncomfortable.
"You're naked!" I exclaim as Dale climbs into the shower and turns on the water. His strong back glinting under the spray, I rake my eyes over his body and swallow down my nerves. We hadn't been completely naked in front of each other before and looking at how flawless Dale was didn't help with my anxieties. As if he could hear my thoughts his gaze turned on me pupils blown and filled with lust.
"You have too much clothing on...." He watched me with his head cocked to the side as I started to slowly peel off my top and bottoms leaving my briefs in place. I edged closer to him and then before I could blink I felt him grab me in beside him.
"Dale I still have clothes on..." I'm silenced by his mouth on top of mine, his tongue seeking for entrance that I happily give moaning against his lips as his hand slides under my briefs roughly grabbing my ass.
"God Kurt.... You are so fucking perfect!" He grunts pulling me tight against him, chests flushed against each other. "I can't believe your mine..." He gasps as or cocks graze together causing a wave of pleasure.
"I.... Ungh.... I need you..." I whimper as he moves us roughly against the wall pressing his thigh between my legs.
"What baby... What do you need?" He sucks my bottom lip into his mouth and nibbles gently.
"I don't... Fuck just... Something!" I groan out not getting enough friction through my now wet briefs. As if sensing my problem Dale starts to lick down my chest hovering over each nipple before kissing along my waist band, looking up at me through his eyelashes and making my heart race. Nodding slowly he took his chance and pulled my underwear down before sinking his mouth down over my cock.
"Oh god!" I yelp as my hands fly into his hair and pull tight causing him to moan and a vibration to shiver up my body. Dale hollows his cheeks and deep throats me humming softly and my hips buck forward but he only places his hands onto my hips guiding me in and out of his warm mouth. Within minutes I feel sparks shooting across my eyes and looking down to see him stroking over his own erection.
"Dale.... I'm close....ungh don't...stop" I stutter feeling the heat build-up in my stomach. I'm babbling incoherently as Dale keeps sucking at a relentless pace, then I felt pressure as he pushed a finger through my tight ring of muscle. The slight burn and pleasure that courses through my body sends me hurtling over the edge with Dales name on my lips as he keeps on going, swallowing every last drop of my come until my legs give out. We both sit on the floor panting hard but keeping eye contact the entire time. I pull his lips on to mine and can taste myself mixed with fruit and coffee, which makes me feel very aroused. I pull away from him those fiery eyes never leaving mine.
"Best.shower.ever!!" I murmur before pulling us both up off the floor to clean off.
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"So Dale......" I look up as Cooper comes to sit beside me on the porch. The party had been a huge success and everyone was currently in the living room singing on karaoke and dancing which is why I decided to come out for a few minutes of peace and quiet.
"What about him?" I arch my eyebrow at him.
"Just he seems to make you happy!" He stares at me innocently.
"Yeah he does!" I can't help the broad smile that comes over me. "I...he just gets me, you know? Like he knows how to make me laugh, how to cheer me up, how to...."
".....don't need to know that!" Cooper chuckles at me. "That's good though Kurt you deserve to be happy just don't let him force you into anything you're not ready for! Ok?"
"He hasn't and would never! We love each other..." I blush thinking about our shower activities from earlier and can't help but feel lucky that he is mine.
"Good! I just worry about you all! I wish I could be around more for you and Blaine of course!" He smiled softly patting my leg. "I just think its setting in that Blaine's a grown up now with his own life andboyfriend"
"Wait! What's with the air quotes?" I look at him but he stays silent. "Cooper Mitchell Anderson!!!"
"I don't know I just don't like the vibes he gives off..." He tries to shrug me off but I'm like a hunting dog picking up a new scent.
"Trust me I thought that too... But then I gave him a chance and he makes Blaine happy! Isn't that what's important?" I nudge his side earning me a small chuckle.
"I guess!" He sighs deeply looking out at the night sky "it's just weird picturing anyone else as my brother in law...." I was nodding along and it took me a minute to realise what he had said.
"Wh-what?"
"Shit! No don't freak out! It's just watching you two grow up I always kind of thought that... Well you know!" He stares at me as I open and shut my mouth with no noise coming out and I fell my well buried emotions trying to break out of there sealed box. This can't be happening not now. "God I freaked you out! Mom said not to say anything... Fuck please don't tell anyone! I'm so stupid..." I'm barely listening him ramble as my mind processes what it heard.
"Cooper I-"
"There's my little floppy!" Dale's slurred voice rings out into the open as he sets his eyes on us. "What's wrong?" He frown looking at both our expressions.
"Nothing.... Just catching up with my little bro!" Cooper smiles almost too brightly as I shift on the swing. "I'm gonna go see if bees up for the traditional Anderson duet..." He rubs my shoulder before leaving us alone.
"Baby are you ok?" Dale slides up to me wrapping me in his arms and kissing my cheek.
"Yeah just tired!" Kurt Hummel don't you dare those feeling are locked up safe! You have this amazing man that loves you don't blow it! It's not happening! Nothing has changed! Shit dales still looking at you say something now! "Just thinking about the future! I'm going to hear from my colleges soon and that will change everything..."
"I know it's scary but you will get in I know it!" My heart melts at the certainty in his voice.
"But that's just the start....then we have a lot of talking to do and we've only been together three and a half months..."
"Kurt listen to me! Do you love me?"
"Of course I do but-"
"But nothing that's all that matters! What will happen will happen! But I love you lots and lots!" He leaned in and kissed me hungrily leaving me breathless.
"How drunk are you right now?" I smirk as I feel his hands rubbing up my thighs.
"Not very!" He grins at me through hooded eyelids.
"Good!" I laugh as he pouts at me standing up and heading to the door. "I want to dance with my gorgeous boyfriend without worrying he might strip in front of my entire family...." I wink as I head back inside hearing him try to run after me.
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"Ok! Spill........." Santana is glaring at me while nursing her coffee cup in both hands.
"I don't know what you're talking about....." I roll my eyes and take a gulp of coffee to hide my grin.
"Like shit you don't! You couldn't keep that cheesy grin off your face from the minute we got there....." From the look I was getting I'm presuming I was doing said look right now. "Not to mention the blatant eye fucking that Dale was doing.... What happened?"
"He wasn't eye- nothing happened!" In that moment my voice decided to squeak higher than I intended it to.
"I can sit here all day peachy!" Her bitch glare was just as good as mine-no better! "Or better yet we could phone your dad and alert him to the stash of lube in you nightstand...."
"Ok something happened before the party!" I blurted as she picked up her phone and pressed a few buttons.
"I knew it!! Did you bottom? How bad did it hurt?" She screamed throwing her phone down hard, earning us some furious glances.
"Tan! We didn't have sex!" I hissed at her blushing from the looks we were getting.
"But you said..." She trailed off disappointed.
"Yeah I said something! If you must know I got a very steamy blow job in the shower.... I'm not ready for THAT yet!" I groaned as she bounced around in her seat.
"Shower blow job! Nice move Abercrombie I'd cream at that too..." I wrinkled my nose in disgust at the statement that caused her to laugh. "Oh come on peachy you can't act innocent after admitting to that!"
"You're never going to let me live this down are you?" I throw my head into my hands but she doesn't reply and when I look up I see why "who are you texting?"
"Oh nobody...." Her smile tells me I'm going to regret this for a long time.