"Ok bumble! It's 9pm on a Saturday! We are standing in the freezing cold school car park.... I fail to see where the fun in this is?" Santana sat on the hood of my car pulling a sweater over her body.

"Yeah I don't like school... Books are just the teacher's way of brainwashing us... That's why I eat my text book pages..." We all burst into a fit of giggles then, you can always trust Brittany to lighten the mood.

Blaine had sent out a group text earlier that day saying he had a fun night planned, telling us to meet at the school. This plan also appeared to involve Sebastian and Dale whether it was necessity or just so they didn't feel left out I'm not too sure! So here we all were freezing our asses off while Blaine looked very smug indeed. I curled into Dale slipping my hands under his coat for a little warmth... It didn't hurt that I could feel his muscles through his top either.

"Ok! As we all know sectionals are only two weeks away...."

"We are going to kick ass y'all...."

"Which is why we should be practicing...."

"Don't remind me...."

"Babe we aren't in your glee club...."

"Get to the fun stuff!!" Tan screamed over everyone's voices making Blaine wave his hands around to get everyone's attention.

"As I was saying.... I have a good idea for some team building....."

"Bumble if you're about to suggest a love inn! I have to protest... Only 6 of you are good looking enough for me to get jiggy with..."

"Santana that's disgusting! Who says we'dwant you anyway?"

"Berry your way off my scale and DONT even get me started on those grandma sweaters..."

"This is why everyone ha-"

"Guys!! As I was saying I've got a game for us to play!" People start to moan but he continues on anyway. "Trust me you'll love it....I've made up challenges for you to complete... Each challenge has different point values... Depending on how dangerous they are! We will split up into teams- don't bother I have them picked out already- and try to do as much of the list as you can in 4 hours!" He trails off indicating he is finished.

"What do we get if we win B?" Finn chirps up from where he's been hanging half out his car.

"An act of your choice from somebody in the group! No one can refuse doing it either...you in or what?" Everyone lets out a cheer and Blaine does a small victory dance. "Ok teams! Kurt, Seb and Mercedes team one!"

"Aw hell naw! We are team fabulous! Look at this boo!" Mercedes squeaks poking at my side. I'm just trying to hide anger that he has set up a game just to make me talk to his boyfriend. Ok so for us all to bond but I know Seb enough do I really have to be on his team!

"Ok Cedes! Quinn, Dale and Finn your team 2! Puck, Tina and Artie team 3! Mike, Rachel and Brittany team 4! Sugar, Sam, and Santana will be team five! Me and Joe will be team 6! Here is your sheets... Photo evidence or an item has to be there to get your points! Ok? Get going and be back here by 1 am! Later losers!" Blaine and Joe sped off to his car as everyone else started to pile in to cars and speed off the race was on!

******Team 1******

"Right guys what do you wanna do first?" I ask out to the car trying not to glare at Seb! It's not his fault Blaine put us together he's probably hating it as much as me.

"What about 52?" He asks casually and I roll my eyes. Of course he'd want to do get a stranger to buy you a drink! Well actually that's maybe harsh he's not hit on anyone else while they were together. Be nice Hummel!

"It's as good a place as any I suppose!" Mercedes smiled feeling awkward in the tension I was giving off.

"Ok scandals is just up the road?" I ask Sebastian although I hope that means I don't have to help with this one. I get a brisk nod before taking the turn off.Thankfully Sebastian knows the bouncer (how often do you have to go someplace to be on first name terms I wonder?) and we get straight in where he makes a beeline for the bar. Mercedes excuses herself to the toilet and I just stand trying not to get noticed. Unfortunately straight away I feel a hand on my ass.

"Hey good looking..." This guy is good looking but I can tell he knows it. He has that not quite natural glow if you get what I mean!

"I'm taken!" I say abruptly moving out of his reach just to be followed by him. "As in I have a boyfriend..."

"I have a maths test tomorrow.... But let's not waste time listing things we can cheat on!" His smug smile actually makes my skin crawl. Do guys really fall for that? I'm about to answer back but he tried to press his body up against mine.

"Hey do you mind getting your hands off my boyfriend?" Sebastian had appeared at some point squaring up to the guy and giving him a death glare. Mr creepy didn't want to stick around after that funnily enough. "You ok?" Sebastian was looking at me concerned.

"Yeah! Guy just didn't know how to take a hint - thanks by the way!" I blushed knowing this would know doubt get back to Blaine!

"Don't mention it...what are friends for? Come on I have someone buying me a drink!" He grabbed my hand dragging me through the crowd. Where a very colourful cocktail sat.I took a picture of him and 'Ralph' with the drink on my phone. Ralph then proceeded to try and stick his hand down Sebs crotch. Its funny how fast angry guys can run even after being kneed in the balls, but me and Seb made it to the car and locked the door laughing breathlessly.

"I can't - believe that guy!"

"I know! He was like fifty! Just because you bought a drink it doesn't mean you get a ticket for the sex express! I mean seriously I have standards!" Sebastian chuckled out loud and I giggled along with him.

"And don't get me started on the clothes.... I thought being gay meant you were always fabulous!!" I pull a disgusted face and Sebastian doubles over in hysterics.

"He mustn't have got the memo about lime green leather body suits being out!" I'm about to say something when banging on a window makes us both look round to see Mercedes out of breath but with a huge grin. I unlock the back door to let her climb in.

"Want to cross off 82?" She hands me her phone with a very amused expression.

"Wait what was 82? Never mind I got it! Eww what are these two doing in the background?" Sebastian leaned over my shoulder to see the picture of Mercedes in the men's room posing in the mirror while two guys were doing something erotic in an open cubicle.

"That's the rusty trombone! Great move...." I can feel my blush creeping up my face and it appears he's realised what he said and clears his throat. "Sorry" is mumbled out across the car and I can't help but wonder if he's done that with Blaine.

"Anyway guys I was thinking we could do this one next?" Pointing to 24: take back an item of the teams clothing to the wrong store and get a refund. Mercedes chuckles to herself at our expressions. "Trust me I can do this! I just need to get my angry on!" As I start the car I begin to think that maybe this could end badly, but at least we are having fun!

*******Team 2************

"I can't believe you managed that!" I sit jaw open staring between Finn and Quinn in the front of the car. I have just witnessed her climb inside a claw machine for number 8 (I can fit in here).

"I'm flexible what can I say?" Quinn smirks and Finn coughs loudly and starts the car engine. "Plus I can guarantee we will get 10 points for most creative! And Mr Schue says Rachel's the most talented please!" She winks at me and I'm still trying to process how she got in there, I know I watched but it's totally fucked up!

"If you had a few extra parts I'd be mega turned on right now..." I stutter and Quinn slaps my shoulder playfully.

"Don't tell me Kurt has shown you his party piece yet?" She winks at me and I gulp down the lump in my throat.

"Dude that's my brother!" Finn moans to nobody in particular.

"It's my hot boyfriend I think you'll find!" I smile proudly thinking about him. Those eyes, those lips, that ass-

"Please tell me you're not thinking about him naked right now?!" He glares at me through the rear view mirror.

"No! I can control myself you know!"

"From what I hear you two are always making out...." Quinn raises her eyebrow in a pointed glare and I blush a little.

"Argh my brain doesn't need to know any of this!" Finn huffs as he turns the engine off and opening the door. "I'm going to do 82! Stay here and decide what's next." The door slams before I can even argue that I should be the one to go and me and Quinn at left alone.

"Ok so level with me how was he?" Quinn turns on to her knees hanging over the chair and looking at me.

"How was who?" I ask even though I know what she's referring to.

"Don't play dumb! Kurt! I always had the suspicion he'd be crazy in the bedroom...."

"Quinn- we haven't slept together yet! And if we did I wouldn't tell you!" I squeal slightly more flustered than I meant to. She laughed until she noticed me face and faltered.

"Wait a minute! You're telling me that you have been together 3MONTHS and you still haven't slept together?" She looked gobsmacked and I get why, we can't keep our hands off each other when we are together but I know Kurt's not ready for that yet, and as much as I want to I am not rushing him into his first time it should be special. That's what he deserves, the romance of it all. I feel uncomfortable as she just stares at me stunned into silence but I don't know what to say to break it.

"Oh my god!" She bounces slightly shaking the car. "You love him!"

"Of course I do! He's just amazing! I can't believe I'm lucky enough to have him..." I trail off feeling embarrassed it's not like I really know Quinn that well.

"But you like... REALLY love him!" I don't know what else to say but I can't help the broad grin that comes over me thinking about Kurt. "I just... Don't hurt him ok! He's special! He deserves a fairy tale after all the crap that gets thrown at him..."

"I know! He deserves the world..." I trail off as Finn comes flying back into the car taking in Quinn's watery smile as she turns back into her seat.

"What did I miss?" He looks between us and we mumble both just shake our heads.

*********Team 3***********

"Tina stop texting this is war!"

"Pucks right we need to concentrate to win! I want Finn to carry me on his shoulders for a day! I'd love to know how it feels to be that tall...."

"Guys I'm sorry but..... Quinn just text me saying.... That.... Oh just look!"

OMG! Most perfect couple alert #kale!! He is seriously heart eyed over our boy! I think he's in it for the long haul! Arghjgsryuhffyh to excited to text!!!!! Q x

"Damn!"

"Word!"

"I'm so happy for him I could cry!"

********Team 4**********

Honey! I'm so in love with you! Also I just love love! Sooo happy right now <3

I'm glad? Love you too but Rachel says I can't fraternise with the enemy <3

"Mike! Stop texting Tina and get your butt out the car... Most creative planking here we come!!" Rachel yells at me.

"Guys! Planking is so bad! Those poor trees didn't ask to die! I thought you were a vegan?" I can't help but laugh at Brittany sternly looking at Rachel who is flabbergasted.

"Britt why don't you take the picture and me and Rachel will pose up on the fountain ok?" I hand her my phone before climbing up to the centre and lying out flat across it. While Rachel does the same on a lower down level. Once it's been taken we get back down and huddle together.

"Ok I think Brittany should swap clothes with a stranger since we just did that!"

"Good plan! Britt?" I look at her thoughtful expression.

"Ok! Lord Tubbington doesn't like this outfit anyway!" She states before running over to a group of boys who cheer as she starts to strip off.

"Oh god! Does she have to do it right there?!" I'm not really listening as I send off a text to all the guys.

*********Team 5**********

"Damn my girl is hoooooot!"

"Seriously Bieber with Botox! Can you shut up while I concentrate?" I roll my eyes at him and sugar laughs shrilly in my ear.

"Satan you're just jealous that I got her.... And why are you meditating on the hood of the car?" I catch him shuffling around out of the corner of my eye.

"I'm connecting with my Mexican third eye!" I say flicking him hard on his forehead before returning to my position.

"You know daddy could get us a fireman no problem!" Sugar huffs from the other side of the car and I make a mental note to kill Blaine! Seriously this is my team.

"Listen her richy bitch! You can't get by paying for everything!" I jump down off the car and standing straight before her. "Besides the firemen have just arrived...." But I'm cut off by her scream as Dale swings her on to his shoulder and takes offrunning across the field. "Abercrombie bring her back! This is sabotage!!"

"All is fair in love and war! Get the picture Quinn quick!" He screams over his shoulder as he keeps sprinting across the grass.

Great! Now I have to climb up on that fire engine and simulate titanic with one of these old decrepit fire men. Or I would if I hadn't been picked up by Finn before being rattled about as he runs to catch Dale up. This is war!!

*********Team 6**********

"Blaine your phones going off again!" Joe looks at me with scared eyes. I don't blame him either that's the fifth time in the last minute. And now it was blaring out my ringtone great! I sigh reaching out for it and see a Face Time request from Sebastian and pull it open.

"Seb we can't help you guys!" I say before he even opens his mouth. "I'm trying to win!" I see him roll his eyes

"Baby that's not why I'm calling! Will you please tell your best friend to stop texting me threatening messages and actually call her back!! She's disrupting our mission to kick your ass!" I can hear Mercedes and Kurt cackling in the background.

"Why is Tana wanting me?" I see him shrug. "And secondly don't think that you will win... Me and Joe are on track to kick ass!" I now see Kurt's face pull into focus!

"Blainers! Talking on your phone and driving is just illegalness!"

"So is drinking underage Kurt! Why are you drunk...Seb! Why is he drunk?"

"Relax I just gave him a couple of tequilas! We're about to do number -"

"-no don't tell him it's a secret! Bye bumble"

"Bye babe love you!"

"Love you too just....keep an eye on him will you!" But they had disconnected by then. I turn my attention to the texts six from Tan, one from dale and two from Sam.

Blaine! Dale and Finn sabotaged out move!! Xox

Bumble can we add a task????xox

Satan says can we get twenty points for a new task? Sam

Never mind I did it anyway! I feel good now! Xox

Why aren't you answering me anyway?! It's rude thought you were meant to be dapper!!!!xox

Dude Satan just let the air out of Finns tyre! Shit just got real.... White chocolate out! Sam

Don't believe a word Finn says! Xox

It was all Karma! Xox

Blaine why did your boyfriend just send me a picture of my half naked boyfriend hanging off a pole!?! D

Holy shit!! They are doing 69!! Kurt may be a tad drunk.... B

Tan go back and help Finn with his tyres! Xox

Not a chance bumble! The game is on!!! Xox

My boyfriend is stripping and I missed it?! GOD! D

Ok so it's got a bit serious but still a good plan! We just need a plan to win this.

"Joe how do you feel about window displays?" This is genius as long as we don't get caught!"

****Kurt and Dale****

"Ok so are you going to talk to me at any point?" I stare across at him as he turns off the car engine in my drive. "Ok your mad I get it! But it was all part of the game I'm not mad you kissed Quinn..."

"Because I don't like Quinn! I like guys...." He looks up at me "I can't believe they saw you naked before I did" he mumbled under his breath but I heard it.

"Hold on! You're not mad I stripped in a bar... It's just that you didn't see?" He's shifting uncomfortably in his seat which makes me know I'm right and I can't help but laugh.

"It's not fair your my boyfriend not there's!" He whines throwing his head onto the wheel.

"Oh poor baby!" I giggle out as sarcastically as I can.

"It's not funny!" He protests but the pout he is pulling is quite possibly the cutest thing I've ever seen.

"It is a bit.... I love that you're jealous it's very cute!"

"I'm not cute! I'm a rugged 25 year old..." He states pulling me in for a sloppy kiss.

"A very cute 25 year old!" I giggle as he places butterfly kisses all over my face. "I love you! See you tomorrow ok?" He nods as I get out of the car but calls my name making me turn back.

"Don't be too hard on Blaine on Monday! You don't want a fall out before Sectionals..."

"Oh he will be the happiest mannequin ever and besides no refusal clause! I'm set for a very fun day" I wink and skip up the path to my house. I love to win!!

****Blaine and Sebastian****

"Baby I'm sorry you lost! But at the same time I'm very excited to claim my prize...." His eyebrows wiggle at me suggestively.

"It's ok! Could have been Tana that had me but you and Kurt is fine.... Well your request is... Kurt will have me standing as his mannequin for hours!" I groan at the thought.

"Well that's not till Monday, what I have in mind could keep you happy all tomorrow!"

"I don't get why you want to do that though? We've already done it three times this week...." I snuggle into his chest as his arms wrap around me.

"Because it's fun! And besides no refusals you said oh mighty game master!" He dug his fingers into my ribs making me shriek.

"Ok! Ok! Just stop tickling me!" I breathe deeply as he relents his assault and gently bites my ear making me shiver.

"I love you!" He whispers softly in the nibbled ear.

"No need to butter me up! I already said that we can go record a duet together..."

"But I love you anyway!" He says before kissing me soundly on the lips.