Sept. 10, 2013, 11:15 a.m.
The story of my life: Kurt Hummel
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Living life as a feminine teenage gay is not very easy, as you can probably imagine. However my life was created (created? Delivered? You get the jist) in a not so delightful town called Lima, Ohio...
Yes you heard correctly! The place once know as the "oil boom if northwestern Ohio" home to as many homophobic asses as you cold ever wish to meet! I realise that I may sound very judgemental but TRUSTME when I say I have good reasons..... Like this one time I was walking along the street when a 'jock' decided it was ok to pour paint! Paint!! On my new McQueen coat. I mean really do people not have a clue when it comes to fashion?!?
Anyway I digress... There is many a reason that a 17 year old kurt Hummel cannot wait to get out of this place! Don't get me wrong my dads here, very much your typical mechanic, sports fan who surprised me when I came out. Who knew that when you were a three year old wanting "a sensible pair of heels" that people would even question your sexuality? But in hindsight coming out made us a stronger family unit and for that I am greatful! There's is also my god send of a step mum carol and step brother Finn (frankenteen, t-Rex, bfg if you listen to Santana) he's a modern day jock as I like to call it, really sticks up for the little guy.
But the main reason I have kept my sanity (or lost it slightly?) is down to my ying and yang also known as Blaine and Santana.
Santana is a fiercely independent, strong willed, talented, opinionated Latina who uses many a bitchy phrases including my personal favourites "take another step and my knee will make you lose your mcnuggets for a week", "I'm sorry did that giant fish not put up a fight when you stole it's lips?" "Baby listen when you begin to resemble a day glow wig step away from the tan..." Yes that is my beautiful best friend. And Blaine? He just balances out her crazy, but I think your probably wondering what this all matters? And really I don't blame you but that is quite along story and I don't know where to start! But I suppose as good as any would be home room the first day of senior year....