"5 weeks!?" Rachel's voice screeched through the receiver. "You tell me, that you've been waddling around with a baby in your stomach for 5 weeks!?"

"Calm down Rachel. Yes, apparently I can get pregnant. The doctor had a very vivid explanation of the process of male pregnancy which I certainly won't recall at the moment."

"What about Blaine, Kurt? You need to tell him and he just went on tour. What are you gonna do?"

"I'm gonna tell Blaine as soon as he calls me, but he doesn't seem to have gotten his hands on his phone yet. What do you think he'll say? I don't want him to cancel his whole tour just because of this!"

"Kurt, you are pregnant. You hear me? I don't know how it is for a woman because I've never been pregnant but I can imagine it's painful. And if it's that painful for a woman, imagine a man. A man, Kurt. A man going through a pregnancy. You don't even have a vagina Kurt, how are you even gonna be able to give birth to this baby?

"As I said, the doctor had a very through and detailed explanation which I will not recall at the moment. Anyways, should I tell Blaine, I mean obviously he is the father."

"Well of course he is the father. I know you two have been screwing for ages, and since you're five weeks it must have been around the same week as I got the part for Sofia in 'Mamma Mia'. Oh, how kind of you to celebrate my success with sex Kurt!"

"We did not have celebratory sex because you got the part Rachel! You do know people have sex on a regular basis right?"

"But you two aren't normal people Kurt. I bet you two have twice as much as regular couples!"

"Okay, I am going to stop you right there, I won't delve deeper into mine and Blaine's sex life with you. I need to go soon, I think I'll try to give Blaine a call. Bye Rachel, love you"

"Bye Kurt. And you did have celebratory sex because of my part!"

Kurt hung up the phone and leaned back on the sofa, releasing a heavy sigh. I'm pregnant. Blaine and I are going to have a baby in about 9 months. Holy crap. Kurt thoughts swirled around his head as he waited for Blaine to call. It has been about 3 hours since he landed in Heathrow airport. Must be all the fans blocking his way. I'll try give him a call, see if he can answer. Kurt dialed the number to Blaine's mobile, waited impatiently as it rang.

"Sue Sylvester."

"Hey Sue. Why are you answering Blaine's phone?"

"Oh hi there Porcelain. Well Mr Reynolds over here is quite tired so he's napping. Do you need me to shake the life into him?"

"Yes, I would like you to, but don't shake him. Just wake him up."

Sue disappeared for a few minutes. Kurt could hear her in the background on the other end, trying to wake Blaine from his sleep.

"Hello?", Blaine groggy voice filled his ears.

"Blaine! Um, hi, it's Kurt!", Kurt suddenly got a lot more nervous.

"Hey honey, I kinda got that it was you from Sue's 'Your stay at home fiance is on the line'. Sorry I didn't call you earlier, got so tired after the flight, but I am so excited to be here! There were tons of fans in the airport, well I kinda expected that but it was so fun!"

"That's um.. great Blaine. Really great! I am so happy for you!"

"Thank you. Love you dearie. Are you okay? You sound a bit off."

"No, there is no problem with me. None at all, everything is perfectly perfect!"

"That's great! I miss you already just so you know, but I have to go now. Sue needs me to runs some chords for tonight's show! Love you honey!"

"Love you too!"

Blaine hung up the phone on the other end. What the hell am I going to do now? Why didn't I tell him? I'm such an idiot! Kurt mentally slapped himself over and over not for telling Blaine. Maybe he could wait just a little while longer, but he needs some kind of help around the house. Rachel is busy so who am I gonna call? Ghostbusters! No, that only sounded fun I my head. Kurt though a bit longer and came up with an idea. He dialed the number and waited for it to be picked up on the other end.

"Hey little brother! How's it going?"