November 22

Kurt’s making me be a go between for the two of you

…..Okay....

Did you find a black folder with Kurt’s name on it at your apartment?  Kurt can’t find it for work

I didn’t look.

Well, can you?

Fine.

Yes.  It’s here.  On my kitchen counter.

I guess... do you want to bring it over?

Can’t I mail it or something?

Seriously?  Meet me at Starbucks?

Rachel, I haven’t slept or changed my clothes from last night.  I’m not going out.  I don’t want to see anyone.

Oh my gosh, seriously?

You know what?

Mail it

See if I care

Whatever.

If you want your stupid folder, then come get your stupid folder.  Door’s unlocked.  

Maybe I’ll send Chandler to get it.  Maybe I don’t want to see you right now.

You can send Chandler.  

But I make no guarantees that he gets out of here without a boxing glove imprint on his face.

I’ll be in my room.  Door closed.

Maybe I don’t want to be anywhere that reminds me of you (unsent)

I don’t feel like going to your apartment.

Then, I guess you don’t need your folder.  Cause I’m just gonna toss it.  

I don’t want your stuff laying around here.

It makes me too upset. (unsent)

Stop acting like this

Don’t you dare throw out that folder

Whatever.

Fine, I’ll come to your stupid apartment and pick up my folder.  Just like... leave it outside your front door so I don’t have to come in

It’s on my kitchen counter.  If you want it, that’s where it is.  I’m not leaving my bedroom.

You’re being stupid

I’ll be there and gone within 15

Whatever.

Rachel.  RachieRachRach

What?

I just got my folder.  I just left his apartment.  He was playing piano

So?

Ugh, he’s such an idiot

I’m going out, see you later tonight

Rachieeeeeee...

Sorry, Kurt, I’m trying REALLY hard not to get in the middle of this

Rach, did Kurt get his folder?  

I mean, not that I really care, but it was gone.

I’m just making sure that someone else didn’t come in and like, steal it.

He got it, yes

Why didn’t you ask him?

Because it hurts to talk to him. (unsent)

I didn’t want to talk to him.

You two are so immature.  Just talk to him, yourself

That’s a little hypocritical of you, Rachel.

What are you talking about?

You were asking Kurt to do the same thing for you just a little while ago.  I know, cause Kurt mistexted me about it.

[silence]

Mhm.  That’s what I thought.

You know what?  Fine.  Just don’t use me as the middleman, PLEASE

Fine.

I’m always the middleman, that’s the thing (unsent)