"Drop. That. Remote." Kurt said pointing.

"What? What?" Burt put his hands up in surrender, "I wasn't going to actually watch them, just reading the summaries."

"Sure," Kurt said, not believing him.

"So, what's new?" Burt asked changing the subject.

Kurt stood up straight and smiled, "I have a date."

"Really? That's great!" his face suddenly changed to stern, "Who is he? Do I need to do a background check on him?"

"No, no, dad, please be civil. This is my first date and I don't want you scaring him away."

Burt tried to look calm, but was failing.

"His name is Blaine and he goes to Dalton Academy."

"Is that a college? You're going out with a older man? No, I will not allow this, you are too young."

"Dad, calm down, it's a high school, Blaine is in high school, the same grade as me."

Burt released the breath he didn't know he was holding and relaxed his shoulders, "I want to meet him before you go out."

"Yes, he is coming to pick me up soon, you get to meet him but I am making you keep the questions to a minimum and you can't have any alone time with him," Kurt said sternly.

"But I want to find out his intentions with you,"

"This is our first real date, you can talk to him more if he decides to continue going out with me after meeting you," he halfway lied, he wasn't counting the pre-dates that felt like real dates.

"I am a great man and any boy would be lucky to go out with you," Burt said full of heart.

"Thank you, dad," and he walked up to his room to get ready.

Kurt was in the middle of getting ready when there was a knock on his door.

"I'm not ready dad," Kurt yelled.

"It's me," came a female voice and Mercedes entered.

"Mercedes! Thank goodness, I have no idea what to wear."

Kurt was currently wearing a purple dress shirt with a bow tie and black pants.

"You crazy, you look all kindsa hot in that," she said, checking him out.

"Are you sure it doesn't clash with my skin tone under fluorescent light?" he asked scrunching his nose looking in the mirror.

"Trust me, you look good," she went and sat on the bed, "so where is he taking you?"

"He won't tell me."

"Well, it probably is gonna be good by the way he was eye-sexing you during Teenage Dream."

"Mercedes!" Kurt shrieked, "and I prefer it to be called eye-making-love."

There was another knock on the door and Rachel entered, "Finn told me you have a big date tonight, I'd thought I'd help."

"What could you help with?" Mercedes asked giving her a glare.

"I have extensive knowledge in fashion and small talk skills."

Kurt and Mercedes bursted out laughing, from Rachel's attire and conversations about herself, she had no real knowledge in either.

"Thanks, Rachel, but I think I got it," Kurt said after he was done laughing, "I think Finn is in the kitchen, maybe you can help him eat."

She frowned and walked out of the room.

After Mercedes and Kurt gushed about Blaine it was time for him to arrive soon, so Mercedes left after hugging and wishing him good luck.

Soon after Mercedes left the door bell rung and Burt was about to get up to answer it.

Kurt ran up, "I got it dad, sit back down, don't hurt your back."

He grumbled something about not being that old and Blaine entered. He was wearing a navy dress shirt and dark pants with his hair slightly tamed down with light gel. Kurt very much approved.

Blaine smiled and extended his hand to Burt introducing himself.

Burt gave him a once over and approved at his built, he wasn't scrawny and could protect his son from harm.

They took a seat on the couch with Burt in the arm chair.

"So where did you guys meet?" he asked awkwardly.

"I work at Target and I saw Kurt and asked if he needed any help," he said smiling at Kurt and Kurt smiled back.

"That's nice," then his face changed, "hey, weren't you at my shop with your two other friends?"

"Yes, that was us."

"Any more troubles with that car?"

"No, that was the only problem we have ever had."

Kurt interrupted, "Looks like we better go, it's getting dark."

"I want you home at a decent hour," Burt said sternly.

"Don't worry sir I will make sure Kurt is back at a proper time, nice meeting you," Blaine smiled and Kurt dragged him out of the house.

"He isn't that bad," Blaine said while getting in the car.

"I pulled you away just in time," he said while buckling up. "So where are we going?"

"The Forbidden Forest."

Kurt put his hand over his mouth, "but that's forbidden!"

"Yep."

"You aren't going to tell me where you are going are you?"

"Nope."

After driving for a while Blaine pulled into a parking lot of a park.

There was a jungle gym and a patch of woods surrounding a lake nearby.

Blaine got out and opened the door for Kurt and took his hand to help him out.

"Thank you," Kurt was very nervous at this point. He hoped Blaine wouldn't make him play on the playground in these pants.

Blaine led him away from the playground into the small patch of woods not letting go of his hand.

He came up to the lake and there was a blanket on the ground with a basket on top.

"A picnic!" Kurt smiled, how perfect can this guy get?

"I hope you like it, I brought a blanket so you wouldn't get stains on your pants and there is bug repellent because we are near a lake-" Kurt cut him off, "Blaine, it's perfect," and he sat down motioning for Blaine to join him.

Two figured appeared behind a tree dressed in white tuxedo shirts, black long tail tuxedo jackets and jeans holding silver trays.

"What are you guys doing here and what are you wearing?" Blaine gasped looking at their outfits.

They stood with their hands folded in front of them side by side, "How may we be of service to you sirs," Wes said politely.

"And we had them for a halloween costume. You like?" David did a little twirl to show off the back then went back to standing next to Wes.

"No, thank you, we don't need help."

"You might need us, Earl likes to roam the woods," Wes said looking around.

"Then how about you guys go out far away from here and look for him."

"Good idea! I love a good man hunt," David said and he and Wes left searching through the very small patch of woods just near the side of the road and playground.

"Sorry about them, I get more points on the crazy friend scale."

"It's okay," Kurt said chuckling, "who is in the lead now?"

"I believe you are, for Brittany doing the handstand earlier."

"True."

Blaine opened the basket and went through it, "I made us sandwiches, but if you don't like sandwiches you don't have to eat them."

Kurt took his hand, "I love sandwiches," and grabbed a sandwich with his other hand.

"I know it's not much and I am not a good cook like you-"

"Blaine stop putting yourself down, I like you and how you thought of all this and I'm glad I am here with you." Kurt thought he would be the nervous one but he feels comfortable when he is around Blaine.

Blaine smiled shyly and calmed down from hearing Kurt compliment him. He looked at Kurt and noticed he looked particularly good in that shirt.

"I like your shirt, it looks good on you."

"Thank you," Kurt said blushing, "you don't look so bad either."

Kurt took a bite of his sandwich and chewed, "I like your school blazer too, you look good in it. But I don't think I would be able to go to a school with enforced uniforms."

"You shouldn't have to, I like the way you dress," Blaine said looking admiringly at Kurt.

Kurt was shocked at how good the sandwich tasted, "Blaine, this tastes really good. What's in it"

"Just a sandwich, meat, cheese, the usual."

"No, this taste extra good, do you have some secret sandwich making powers I don't know about, or is there drugs in this?"

Blaine laughed, "No, no drugs, I guess I'm good at making sandwiches," he shrugged.

"Would you be hurt if I stayed with you for the rest of you life solely for your sandwich powers."

Blaine thought about the rest of his life, with Kurt. A thought way to ahead of itself, but he like the idea.

"Not if I used you only for your fashion skills too."

"Sounds like a deal," and Kurt took another bite.

They continued eating and while they were finishing the sandwiches they heard a yell off in the distance.

Followed by a, "ahhh get him!" and an, "everything's fine! Don't worry Blaine, don't use too much tongue, it's sloppy!"

Blaine laughed in embarrassment.

"Your in the lead on the crazy friend scale," Kurt said laughing.

Blaine looked cute in his navy shirt, loose curls, and slightly red cheeks that Kurt scooted in closer and sat right next to him. He looked into Blaine's eyes, "about that kiss you promised..."

Blaine smiled and leaned in and met Kurt's lips. His lips were soft and smooth and he tasted like the sandwich, it was perfect.

They were interrupted by another yell and Blaine pulled away and did a small growl of annoyance.

Kurt's heart did a flip at Blaine's growl. He wanted to continue kissing Blaine, he didn't care about the yelling.

"Just one normal date," Blaine muttered to himself.

Kurt went and kissed Blaine again and Blaine relaxed into the kiss and put his hand on Kurt's cheek.

"Normal isn't fun," Kurt said when they pulled apart.

"I guess your right," Blaine smiled gazing into Kurt's eyes, because he just had the best kiss of his life with the best boy in his life and nothing was going to bring him down, not even a naked Earl running through the woods.

"Is that-?" Kurt asked as the saw a glance of a nude body running through the trees.

"Just ignore it," Blaine said, "I have dessert too,"

"Oh, I thought we just had dessert," Kurt said playfully.

"I have more dessert, edible dessert," he pulled out a container of brownies.

"Brownies! I love brownies," Kurt squealed. Blaine was relieved he made the right choice.

Kurt took a bite and made a sound that made Blaine squirm a little in his pants.

"Don't tell me you made these too." Kurt asked obviously loving the brownie.

"Yeah, family recipe," he said before he took a bite.

"You are a brownie wizard, I cannot believe this, they are soo good."

Blaine laughed, "They're okay, I guess."

"Okay! You crazy," and he took another one.

They leaned against each other on the blanket and just talked gazing out at the lake for the remainder of the evening, with the occasional peeks of males running through the forest.

They eventually left and Blaine drove Kurt home.

They were standing on his front porch.

"So do you have to work tomorrow?" Kurt asked.

Blaine had a small frown, "Yeah, but only in the morning"

"Me too, but I had a wonderful time, thank you."

"Thank you," Blaine said and leaned in and kissed Kurt, much longer than he intended, but they were both fine with that.

Blaine was about to turn around but suddenly remembered something, "I can't believe I almost forgot," his palms were getting a bit sweaty, he looked Kurt in the eyes and asked, "Kurt, would you like to be my boyfriend?"

A huge smile spread across Kurt's face and he shrieked "Yes!" much higher than he wanted but he didn't care because Blaine just asked him to be his boyfriend. Blaine had an equally huge grin and hugged Kurt tightly.

They pulled back and just looked into each other's eyes.

After a while Blaine said, "I should leave I don't want your dad to get mad."

Kurt gave Blaine a quick kiss on the cheek, "Bye."

"Bye, I will see you later, or call you, or text you," he said walking backwards not wanting to turn away from Kurt.

Kurt giggled and said, "Okay Blaine, watch where you are walking, bye," he waved and walked into his house beaming.

Burt was spread out across the arm chair snoring loudly with the credits rolling of a Lifetime movie.