The first time Kurt heard something from Blaine since the exchange program -they were both really busy- was when Blaine announced the good news.

'My dad and Carole are about to get married!' 'Really!?!' Kurt screamed excited. 'Yes, really!' Blaine screamed back, 'And there is more... wait for it... They want you as the wedding planner!'

'WHAT!?'

Blaine coughed. 'I maybe have told them about our wedding you planned and yeah...'

'B- But, how am I going to do that?' Kurt asked, 'I'm not a professional wedding planner. I can't-' 'Hey, hey, hey,' Blaine interrupted him, 'You can do it.' Kurt sighed. He wished he could see Blaine in person, not through a computer screen. 'You're going to be amazing,' Blaine continued, 'And if you don't want to, I'll tell dad. It's not an obligation.' 'Just... give me some time to think,' Kurt said.

~~~

'We should put Celia and Devon on the guest list,' Blaine says, out of nowhere. 'Why that?' Burt asks. 'Well, they're still my parents, and we invited Kurt and Coop.' 'I thought you didn't like them,' Burt raises his eyebrow. 'To be honest, I don't,' Blaine mutters, 'But it feels like I need to.'

'I see,' Burt says, 'Heard from Kurt yet?' 'No,' Blaine sighs. 'When did you ask him?' Burt asks and gets a beer. 'Two days ago,' Blaine answers, 'I'm thirsty too. Can you get something from me?' 'Get it yourself.' 'Please dad.' Burt sighs, 'Prince.'

Blaine's phone buzzes.

INCOMING CALL: KURT

'Hi Stranger,' Blaine picks up. 'Hey,' Kurt says, 'I've been thinking about the whole wedding thing.' 'Aaand? Oh wait. Dad is in the room too. I'll put you on speakerphone.' 'Oh, hi dad!' Kurt shouts. 'Hi kiddo,' Burt shouts back. 'Well yeah, like I said,' Kurt continues, 'I've been thinking and... and I think I can do it-' 'Told you!' Blaine says. 'Shut up, B. Well so it feels like I did something, yaknow?' Kurt admits, 'I- I mean, how many birthdays and father's days did I miss?' 'Kurt...'

'Great!' Burt says, 'And eh... how many do you want?' 'What do you mean?' Kurt asks. 'Well yeah, we have to pay you and-' 'No you don't,' Kurt cuts his dad off. 'Yes we do,' Burt says, 'We can't let you do all the work for nothing. At least $10.000. Is that enough?' 'Dad!' Kurt shouts. 'Kurt Devon Anderson!' Blaine says playfully, 'You heard our dad. At least $10.000!' 'Blaine Hummel!' Kurt says in the same way, 'Tell our dad this: No money or no deal.'

Blaine can hear his dad swallowing, so she decides to change the subject. 'Elizabeth,' he says. 'What?' Kurt asks. 'My middle name is Elizabeth.' 'Really?' Kurt asks, 'Elizabeth?' 'Yup,' Blaine says, 'I'm Blaine Elizabeth Hummel, defender of earth.' 'Sounds cute,' Kurt confesses. 'Not as cute as you, Kurt Devon Anderson,' Blaine tries to flirt. He's not that good at it. Santana gave him a lot of advice. 'Well, Blaine Elizabeth Hummel, defender of earth, nothing is cuter than my lovely bowtie addicted boyfriend,' Kurt says. 'Well I think-' 'Guys!' Burt cuts Blaine off, 'Enough. I'm still here, remember?'

'Yeah sorry I... wait a sec?' Kurt says, 'Were you distracting me?' 'No,' Blaine says way too innocent. 'Yes you were.' 'Noooo.' 'Blaine.' 'Kurt.' 'Aaaanyway, like I said, dad; No money or no deal. Your choice.'

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'So everything red-black?' Kurt asks. 'Red-black it is!' Carole says. 'Good,' Kurt writes is down, 'B, you tell your glee girls to wear red dresses?' 'Aye, aye, sir,' Blaine salutes. 'And what were you guys going to sing?' 'Mr. Schue suggestedMarry Youby Bruno Mars, and Finn will singJust The Way You Are,' Blaine answers. 'And is it true that Cooper will do Sway?' Finn asks. Kurt nods, 'Sorry, couldn't stop him.' 'It's okay, boy.' Burt says.

'Blaine and Finn's glee club is performing,' Carole says, 'Maybe you can ask your glee club. Kurt?' 'What?' Kurt shocks, 'Oh Carole, I dunno. We have a lot of Warblers and-' 'Then ask some of your friends,' Burt suggests. 'Yeah,' Blaine agrees, 'I think Sam wants to meet Trent.'

'Now all the sons are singing, except you two,' Burt says. 'Burt, you know Cooper isn't-' 'No Finn, don't say it,' Burt makes a "talk to the hand" move. 'He's right, Kurt,' Blaine says. 'Well, maybe we can do a duet?' Kurt suggests, 'Right before Finn's solo?' 'Come What May!' Blaine screams.

'Call down, babe,' Kurt says, 'No.' 'No?' 'No- and don't give me those damn puppy eyes, Hummel. Let me explain first.' Now Blaine just pouts. 'I'm not looking at you,' Kurt says, 'It's a short explanation. Come What May is OUR wedding song, not theirs. Sorry dad.' 'Don't mind, I don't even know what that Come What Way song is.' 'May. Come What May,' Kurt corrects him.

'Well if you look at the other songs,' Carole starts, 'You see that they're all from Bruno Mars, except Sway.' 'You guys think Bruno Mars is actually an alien from Mars?' Finn says, 'Like that weird guys on TV with that box.' 'The Doctor isn't a Martian,' Blaine sighs, 'But Carole's right, and I think I know a song.'

'Tell me at practice,' Kurt says, 'Maybe we should call the Warblers first. Hang on, where's my phone?' 'Here,' Blaine hands Kurt his phone. 'What were you doing with my phone?' Kurt asks anxiously. 'Nothing,' Blaine says, 'I'm 100% sure I didn't upload some puppy photos.' 'Oh no!' Kurt says and he goes to his gallery. There are pictures of Blaine.

'...Dork.'

~~~

'Fuck fuck fuck!' 'Nick, you okay?' Kurt asks worried. 'Kurt, why are you calling? This is not a good moment.' 'Okay,' Kurt says, still worried, 'I'll call Jeff.' 'No, don't call me!' Jeff shouts, 'We're busy. Kind of. Homework.' 'Sure,' Kurt says, finally getting it.

'Thad!' 'Uuurh. oh hey Kurt,' Thad says, 'Sorry. A little bit irritated and- HEY! SHUT UP YOU TWO!' They hear Thad bouncing on a wall. 'Where are you?' Kurt asks. 'My dorm, next to Nick and Jeff's.' 'What- OH MY GOD!' Kurt says. 'Yup,we're not datingmy ass,' Thad mutters. 'But why are you calling?'

'Congrats!' David says. 'Thanks,' Burt and Carole say. 'But what are we supposed to sing?' Trent asks. 'Most of us are doing Bruno Mars, so maybe you guys can do that too,' Finn says. 'Locked Out Of Heaven is perfect to do a capella!' Wes suggests, 'And David can ask John if he wants to do the beat, if you're okay with that, Kurt.' 'I'm okay with it. I mean, John is nearly in our group...'

'Good, we have Marry You, by the New Directions, Sway, bu Coop, Locked Out Of Heaven by the Warblers. And our duet-' 'Grenade!' Blaine says. 'You want to doGrenade?' Kurt asks. 'If you like it,' Blaine says. 'Love it, like you...' 'Yes continue please,' Burt says. 'Just The Way You Are, by Finn. That's the order.'