Klaine Advent 2015 Day 9, "Indecent"

So I say no to status quo
Who wants to be like the rest
And deny the best that Im meant for
I will show the status quo
Who wants to be normal
Ill never conform
I will be content to resent the status quo

Status Quo - Starship

"Stupidest thing youve done, okay? Mine, uh... Left New York to go on that stupid yoga retreat. Now you! One... two... three... GO!" Elliott dares all of them.

"Crush on Blaine," Rachel grins.

"Threw up on my guidance counselors shoes," Kurt says.

"Had public sex in a museum." Everyone turns to Santana. "What?" she asks, "It mightve been a bit stupid, but I regret nothing. Id do it again in a heartbeat."

"Feel like I forced Brittany into a fake marriage," Sam says with a questioning look on his face.

"Was a horrible diva in my senior year," Mercedes admits.

"Let those robot legs break," Artie says bitterly.

"Gave Lady Tubbington Lord Tubbingtons poop for dinner," Brittany adds.

"Sung in theme parks," Dani sighs deeply.

"Hey, me too!" Blaine yells happily, and the two of them high-five. The others groan. "So, that is the stupidest thing youve done?" Elliott asks him.

Blaine blushes. He takes a sip of his coffee before answering: "No, the stupidest thing Ive done is serenading a retail worker with an inaproppriate sex sung originally sung by a sexist douchebag. And by doing that, I got him fired."

Everyones gaping at him. Both Kurt and Blaine wince at the memory. "Wow, and youre telling me that having sex in a museum during a school trip was indecent," Santana seems amused.

"Yeah, tell us more!" Dani moves closer. Blaine hides his face in the crook of Kurts neck out of embarrasement. "I shouldnt have brought it up oh god..."

"Well, if youre not going to tell, Kurt will!" Rachel says.

"Will not!" Kurt protests, "Who do you think I am?"

"Aw, but I wanna know!" Brittany whines- she actually whines. Its very adorable. But both Kurt and Blaine flat-out refuse.

Out of nowhere, a grin appears on Mercedess face. "Well, if youre not going to tell..."

"... and then he jumped on the table!" Wes exclaims loudly. Hes waving around with his gavel to add extra effect.

Both Kurt and Blaine groan in agony.