16 March, 2007

[21:06:24] giant_bare: please tell me you are kurt

[21:21:59] BlueScarf: Please, tell me you‘re not naked.

[21:22:27] giant_bare: what?

[21:23:09] BlueScarf: Giant bare, huh? Maybe you should check the dictionary.

[21:23:24] giant_bare: jfc! give me a second

[21:24:09] giant_bear: how the hell could I make that mistake? I‘m american and live in england. i breath english

[21:24:30] BlueScarf: Not grammar, apparently.

[21:24:44] giant_bare: you are right. I can’t believe I spent 5 months and nobody said anything. I totally owe you

[21:24:50] BlueScarf: Yes you do. For example, an explanation who you are. I don‘t remember giving my skype to anyone.

[21:26:24] giant_bear: you didn‘t

[21:26:29] giant_bear: at least not to me

[21:26:43] giant_bear: my mom gave it to me

[21:26:56] giant_bear: I think she got it from your dad

[21:27:17] BlueScarf: What are you talking about?

[21:27:25] giant_bear: well, you are kurt, aren‘t you?

[21:27:29] BlueScarf: Yes, it‘s me.

[21:27:38] giant_bear: hi future baby bro!

[21:27:49] BlueScarf: What? Who are you?

[21:28:04] giant_bear: I‘m your brother of course

[21:28:13] BlueScarf: Finn? The Finn?

[21:28:36] giant_bear: since when is it grammatically correct to write ‘the’ in front of a name?

[21:28:40] BlueScarf: Starting now.

[21:28:51] BlueScarf: Isn’t it late in England?

[21:28:57] giant_bear: +5h

[21:39:35] giant_bear: I was planning to go to bed but my mom texted your skype and I couldn’t resist

[21:30:01] BlueScarf: Well, how about you go to bed. It’s Saturday tomorrow so I’ll be spending the whole day at home. Skype me when you have time, okay?

[21:30:15] giant_bear: of course baby bro

[21:30:27] BlueScarf: Sweet dreams.

[21:30:53] BlueScarf: And add me to your contacts so that we can see when the other one is online.

[21:31:21] giant_bear: done. talk to you tomorrow

[21:31:23] BlueScarf: Bye.

<~*~>

23 December, 2007

[07:16:24] giant_bear: good morning baby bro

[07:21:59] BlueScarf: Are you seriously skypeing me from the room next to mine?

[07:22:17] BlueScarf: By the way, how many times will I have to tell you: it won’t hurt to use punctuation or capital letters sometimes…

[07:22:37] giant_ bear: More than hundreds of times you already did

[07:23:01] BlueScarf: It’s my mission to make you a proper collocutor.

[07:23:24] giant_ bear: aren’t I good enough for you? keep talking and my I will become i

[07:23:39] BlueScarf: That would be pure evil!

[08:24:04 | Edited 08:24:06] BlueScarf: I’m pretty sure you want to kill me with your poor grammar.

[08:24:11] giant_ bear: OMG! was that a TYPO?

[08:24:25] BlueScarf: And here comes capital letters…

[08:24:35] giant_ bear: I can’t believe one and only Kurt Hummel made a typo!

[08:24:39] giant_ bear: I can’t believe one and only Kurt Hummel is a human!

[08:24:46] giant_bear: I can’t believe one and only Kurt Hummel is still not in my room killing me!

[08:24:58] BlueScarf: You’re just copying the first part of the sentence, aren’t you?

[08:25:08] giant_bear: you can’t prove that

[08:25:17] BlueScarf: Confess your crime or you will suffer the consequences!

[08:25:31] giant_bear: I’m not afraid of you

[08:26:40] BlueScarf: I won’t feed you.

[08:26:47] giant_bear: I’m guilty your honor!

[08:27:00] BlueScarf: Still no breakfast.

[08:27:06] giant_bear: I’m guilty, Your Honor!

[08:27:21] BlueScarf: Much better. Let’s go downstairs and have some fruit salad.

[08:27:31] giant_bear: um what? I was trying so hard for some fruit salad?

[08:27:36] BlueScarf: One more word, Hudson…

[08:27:39] giant_bear: Fruit salad would be lovely.

[08:27:42] BlueScarf: Much better.

<~*~>

9 June, 2008

[02:39:59] BlueScarf: How was the trip?

[02:42:34] giant_ bear: I have just come back and turned my laptop on

[02:42:37] BlueScarf: I’ve been waiting for you with a cup of cocoa.

[02:45:27] giant_ bear: Your special cocoa?

[02:45:28] BlueScarf: Yes!

[02:48:04] giant_ bear: I hate you

[02:48:24] giant_ bear: Okay, I don’t hate you. But I want your cocoa

[02:48:30] BlueScarf: It’s not my fault you left.

[02:58:13] giant_ bear: I wish I could have stayed…

[02:58:19] BlueScarf: Me too. I’ll be counting days until Christmas.

[03:01:25] giant_ bear: If I’m coming *cough cough*

[03:01:31] BlueScarf: What? You can’t be serious.

[03:01:39] BlueScarf: Tell me, you’re teasing me.

[03:04:56] giant_bear: I have told mom and Burt already. I just wanted to be as far away as I could to tell you

[03:05:03] BlueScarf: When are you planning to come then?

[03:08:46] giant_bear: I’m not saying I won’t come for Christmas

[03:09:00] giant_bear: I’m just saying ‘maybe’. If not then summer

[03:09:05] BlueScarf: I hate you right now.

[03:17:04 | Edited 03:17:10] giant_bear: Impossible

[03:17:08] BlueScarf: Watch your capitals

[03:17:13] giant_bear: Better?

[03:17:14] BlueScarf: Yes.

[03:17:36] giant_bear: I can’t believe I’m Hudson-Hummel.

[03:27:48] BlueScarf: I’m pretty sure it’s your mom, not you.

[03:28:02] giant_bear: Haha very funny. I just don’t feel like I’m only Hudson anymore

[03:28:06] BlueScarf: You’re weird.

[03:28:15] giant_bear: Can I be your big bro Hudmel?

[03:28:18] BlueScarf: Who?

[03:28:31] giant_ bear: HUDson+humMEL

[03:28:40] BlueScarf: You really are weird. But okay.

[03:28:48] giant_ bear: Yay! And you will be my baby bro Hudmel!

[03:28:53] BlueScarf: You are not that older…

[03:29:59] giant_ bear: Old enough to tell you to go to bed

[03:30:08] BlueScarf: You’re right. I just wanted to make sure you made it safe.

[03:30:13] BlueScarf: Goodnight, big bro Hudmel!

[03:30:17] giant_ bear: Sweet dreams, baby bro Hudmel!

<~*~>

3 May, 2009

[10:01:32] giant_ bear: burt told me what happened last night

[10:01:35] giant_ bear: are you okay?

[11:29:45] giant_ bear: kurt

[13:04:55] giant_ bear: please please please just tell me you are alright

[15:59:21] giant_ bear: kurt everyone is worried

[16:34:03] giant_bear: please just talk to me

[16:34:58] BlueScarf: punctuation and capitals

[16:35:08] giant_bear: thank god kurt how are you?

[16:35:24] BlueScarf: what have i ever done to any of them? why do they hate me so much?

[16:35:38] giant_bear: they are jus jealous because of how extraordinary you are

[16:35:51] BlueScarf: i’m not. and they know it. they know that i’m just some fag they can make fun of

[16:36:00] giant_bear: Don’t you EVER dare call yourself like that!

[16:36:11] BlueScarf: why? i’m a queer. and the royal one. a crowned queen of queers. so funny

[16:36:17] giant_bear: I’m gonna call you now and we are gonna talk. Okay?

[16:36:25] BlueScarf: i’m not sure. the queen is busy with her faggy kingdom

[16:36:32] giant_bear: That’s it, I’m calling you.

<~*~>

24 September, 2010

[11:11:13] BlueScarf: So I may have met this guy yesterday…

[11:11:17] giant_ bear: Tell me everything!

[11:11:35] BlueScarf: Do you really think I’m going to make it that easy for you? You have five yes/no questions.

[11:11:37] giant_ bear: I hate you.

[11:11:39] giant_bear: Is he gay?

[11:01:40] BlueScarf: Yes.

[11:01:43] giant_bear: Is he your type?

[11:01:44] BlueScarf: Yes.

[11:01:47] giant_bear: Do you like him?

[11:01:49] BlueScarf: Maybe.

[11:01:53] giant_bear: Did you have sex?

[11:01:55] BlueScarf: NO!

[11:01:58] giant_bear: I had to ask that.

[11:02:04] giant_bear: Are you going to meet him again?

[11:02:05] BlueScarf: Yes.

[11:02:09] giant_bear: That’s amazing!

[11:02:15] BlueScarf: I know. He looks like a really nice guy.

[11:02:21] giant_bear: Be careful though. If he hurts you I will come and kick his ass.

[11:02:27] BlueScarf: Really? I will ask him to hurt me then.

[11:02:30] giant_bear: Very funny.

<~*~>

11 January, 2011

[22:37:09] BlueScarf: James and I decided to date.

[22:37:12] giant_bear: Pardon?

[22:37:17] BlueScarf: Which part of ‘James and I decided to date’ did you not understand?

[22:37:22] giant_bear: You mean boyfriends?

[22:37:28] BlueScarf: Yes. Dating means us being boyfriends.

[22:37:31] giant_bear: That’s awesome!

[22:37:37] BlueScarf: I know. I just hope it doesn’t ruin our friendship.

[22:37:43] giant_bear: I think it was only a question of time, to be honest.

[22:37:46] BlueScarf: You’re right.

[22:37:54] BlueScarf: We are going ice skating on Saturday. Our first date! I can’t wait! What should I wear?!

[22:38:02] giant_bear: As if I was the right person to ask.

[22:38:05] BlueScarf: You are useless. I have to go, James is calling. Talk to you soon.

[22:38:09] giant_bear: Bye, Hudmel.

<~*~>

15 April, 2011

[17:48:30] BlueScarf: James and I ended it.

[20:13:29] giant_ bear: You finally broke up?

[20:36:11] BlueScarf: Yes. We talked and decided that it wasn’t working out.

[20:36:17] giant_ bear: Are you two okay?

[20:36:31] BlueScarf: I think so. We teased each other that we spent so much time together just to figure out it wasn’t what we really wanted or needed.

[20:36:39] BlueScarf: I think we can stay friends.

[20:36:46] giant_bear: Do you think it’s ever an option?

[20:36:52] BlueScarf: For us it is. You know how close we are.

[20:37:00] giant_bear: True. Your friendship could survive anything, I think.

[20:41:26] BlueScarf: Exactly!

[20:41:32 | Edited 20:41:34] giant_bear: I hope so, you need friends.

[20:41:36] BlueScarf: Finn…

[20:41:41] giant_bear: I’m just saying…