Well I've read a few Facebook fics and I really wanted to write one, so here I am :) I really need to get a social life to be honest: I talk about Klaine all the time to my bestie nomorecandles (Mara) :D These fics will take a bit to sort out though because I only have Notepad on my computer i.e. No formatting on it...Hopefully you'll like this, and this will be a collection of random shots (not in order). Also I'd like to have a list of nicknames for the characters I mention. I'll be changing the names and status' on this fic if it will work...Open to new ideas and I'll be happy to write one if you have some story lines!

"Blaine Anderson has changed his relationship status to: In a relationship with Wes' gavel."

"Kurt Hummel: Blaine? What happened to our "I love you never go away" kind of thing?"

"Wes Montgomery, Jeff Sterling and 7 others liked this."

"Blaine Anderson: Hey, guys this is a hate-hate relationship. Not funny. And Kurt, I still love you, just wanted to mix things up a bit..."

"Kurt Hummel liked this.

"Kurt Hummel: Well, whatever. Not talking to you now."

"Wes Montgomery: Me and my gavel are not impressed. We are offended. I'm with you Kurt."

"Blaine Anderson: KURT! Wes...:( Oh about song choices for Regionals, I need to talk to you. I'll PM you."

"Wes Montgomery changed his name: Wes Montgomery and his gavel."

"Jeff Sterling, Kurt Hummel, Thad and 12 others like this."

"Wes Montgomery and his gavel: Anything you can say in front of me can now be said in front of my gavel."

"Jeff Sterling likes this."

"Kurt Hummel sent a message to Wes Montgomery and his gavel: We won't talk to Blaine until he changes his name, OK?"

"Blaine Anderson: Hey Kurt, I hope you aren't mad at me still..."

"Blaine Anderson: Kurt?"

"Blaine Anderson: Wes, do you know where Kurt is?"

"Blaine Anderson: Wes...?"

"Blaine Anderson: Is anyone here?"

"Kurt Hummel liked this."

"Kurt Hummel disliked this."

"Wes Montgomery and his gavel changed his name to Wes Montgomery."

"Wes Montgomery: It was too long..."

"Jeff Sterling, Nick Duval and Kurt Hummel like this."

"Blaine Anderson: It has been 2 hours Kurt...I'M SORRY!"

"Kurt Hummel: Yes I agree it has been too long. I forgive you :)"

"Blaine Anderson: *air hug*"

"Kurt Hummel likes this."

"Blaine Anderson changes his realtionship status to: With Kurt Hummel always."

"Nick Duval, Kurt Hummel and 28 others like this."

"Jeff Sterling: Niick, you know that website where you can write stuff about your favourite shows?"

"Nick Duval: I don't like where this is going, but yeah..."

"Jeff Sterling: I want to make one :D"

"Nick Duval: On what programme? You only like, wait what's it called, Walking with..."

"Jeff Sterling: DINOSAURS!"

"Nick Duval: Well, yeah but how can you write a story about dinosaurs, they're dead. -_-"

"Jeff Sterling: NICK! Don't ruin the dream."

"Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Thad and 9 others like this."

"Blaine Anderson: Kurt, you know the other day when I changed my relationship status?"

"Kurt Hummel: Yeah?"

"Blaine Anderson: 30 people liked that. There aren't even 30 people in the Warblers..."

"David Warbler now has Facebook."

"Wes Montgomery, Jeff Sterling, Blaine Anderson and 24 others like this."

"Wes Montgomery: DAVID! MY life's work is now complete!

"David Warbler likes this."

"Blaine Anderson: David, why is 'Warbler' your last name?"

"David Warbler: Because nobody knows my surname (I am a secret ninja spy)"

"Thad: You mock us sir."

"David likes this."

"Sebastian Smythe: Hi Blaine. (and the rest of you)"

"Kurt Hummel: Have you been lurking? :O"

"Wes Montgomery: LURKING?"

"David Warbler: Lurking is a terrible crime. We will have to punish you by disliking your whole wall." *dislikes whole wall*"

"Sebastian Smythe: How is disliking my wall bad?"

"David Warbler: Because it puts shame on your whole wall. Anyone who wantED to be your friend sees your shameful wall and joins in."

"Thad, Blaine Anderson, Trent and 6 others like this."

"Kurt Hummel: *high fives David* Awesome man."

"Wes Montgomery: Trent, did you die and come back to life? You haven't been on Facebook for 4 days..."

"*Trent is now offline.*"

"Kurt Hummel: Facepalm."

"Blaine Anderson: Actually Kurt you should put '*' around that becasue it is a virtual action."

"Kurt Hummel: No I was implying that it was a facepalm moment... Grammar geek."

"Kurt Hummel: But fine, *facepalm*. Happy now?"

"Blaine Anderson: Yes :)"

Hope that wasn't too bad. Please review, it makes my day, and give me some nick name ideas! If you ate crisps during this chapter: you rock.

Peace out...