Congratulations, dude!!!!!

Blaine stared at the text message on his phone. How could Sam possibly know? Kurt wouldn't have told Sam, of all people. Maybe Santana had found out somehow and told him. Did they talk? Had Santana found some twisted way to use this to torture Sam about Brittany? It didn't make sense.

Thanks, bro. But how did you find out?

Are you kidding? It was all over the news! Supreme Court is a big deal! They're, like, supreme.

Blaine laughed out loud. Sam wasn't talking about his marriage to Kurt at all. He was congratulating Blaine on the gay marriage cases in general.

Yeah, I guess they are. Thanks again, man.

Me and Tina are taking you out to celebrate tonight! Scandals!

That threw Blaine off balance again. He dialed Sam's number. "Wait, Scandals? Really?"

"Yeah, dude. I looked up their website and they're having a gay marriage party, like, every night until forever."

"It's not even legal in Ohio yet."

"What? Really? I thought the Supreme Court was for the whole country."

"It's complicated..."

"Anyway, they're still really freakin' happy about it, and we are so going there tonight."

"So let me get this straight. You and Tina want to take me out to a gay bar?"

"Yeah, totally! Best place for you to meet some nice guy to marry, right? Also, my assets will be appreciated there. Do they require shirts?"

"Um, I don't know ... also, I should tell you this, Kurt and I got back together. While I was in New York."

"Oh, man, that's totally awesome! All the more reason to celebrate! We'll pick you up at nine, okay?"

"Um..."

"See you then!"

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Blaine was very, very drunk, and everything was awesome. He looked around the bar, grinning at everything he saw. Two couples had just returned to Lima from their trips out of state to get married over the weekend, and everyone had been celebrating and toasting them all night. Blaine spotted Tina dancing between two guys who were either bisexual or totally leading her on, but she seemed to be having a fantastic time either way.

Sam jumped down off the bar where he'd been dancing, his shirt unbuttoned and hanging loose off his shoulders. A dollar bill stuck out of the pocket of his jeans, but he didn't seem to notice. He was supposed to be the designated driver, and Blaine hoped he was actually still sober.

"Wild crowd! Awesome night!" Sam shouted too loudly near Blaine's ear.

Blaine waved his hand around. "It's all ... love and ... rainbows and ... love." His voice sounded slurred, even to himself. "I love everyone. I love Kurt. And that's awesome and legal."

"You could marry Kurt!" Sam said enthusiastically.

"I am married to him!" Blaine said. His brain was so fuzzy. "We're married and he's my husband and it's wonderful."

Sam laughed. "It's true, you two have always been like an old married couple. That's so awesome that you have that with him. And now it can be legal! And someday you'll really be married!"

"I want to tell everyone!" Blaine said. He took his phone out of his pocket and opened up his Facebook app.

Blaine Anderson changed his relationship status to Married to Kurt Hummel.

Sam looked across the room and frowned. "Tina's started making out with those guys. I think it's time to pull her out of there and go home."

"She just needs somewhere to put her love," Blaine said.

"Oh man, you are so fucking drunk. Come on, let's go."