"Blaine, calm down. We are in a store!" Kurt whispers. Blaine and Kurt are at the store, Lima FoodMart. Burt had asked them to pick up a few things but Kurt and Blaine had gotten distracted along the way.

"Kurt, They have cotton candy flavor condoms." Blaine says.

"Really, Cotton Candy? Blaine, quiet down. There are other people around!" Kurt says.

Little did they know Kurt was right. Other people were around. To be exact, Carol Hudson-Hummel was right around the aisle corner.

"Sorry. We just needed some and why not cotton candy?" Blaine asks.

"Fine. But we sorta need to get what Burt asked for also. We sorta need dinner tonight." Kurt laughs.

Kurt looks around then picks the condoms from the second highest shelf and places them in the basket.

Carole can't help but overhear the conversation and is now blushing bright red knowing her step-son and future son-in-law are discussing sex and condoms in the next aisle.

"Kurt, what else did he need?" Blaine asks practically begging to get back home.

"Let's see." Kurt says taking the list from the pocket of his dark skinny jeans. "He needs a chicken, a box of rice mix, and stuff for salad. Oh and Angel Food Cake for desert. It states on the bottom of this list that we already have the strawberries."

"Ohhh, Strawberry Flavored!" Blaine says, his eyes getting a bit too big for his face.

"Blaine, we have cotton candy ones already. Let's just get the stuff and leave before anyone we know finds us in this aisle." Kurt stresses.

"Hello Boys!" Carole says strolling into the aisle, making her appearance known.

"Oh, Umm- Hi, oh, Carole." Kurt says stumbling for words.

Blaine and Kurt both go drastically pale and what Carole says next make both the boys flush deeper red than the tomatoes in their basket.

"What are you boys here for?" Carole asks, knowing she is just torturing them.

"Well, Burt gave me a list and asked me and Blaine to come to the store to pick up the items for dinner tonight. What about you?" Kurt says, hoping to distract Carole from the upcoming conversation that will be very awkward.

"Oh, Burt just asked me to pick up some engine fluid because he ran out at the shop. He didn't want to bother you guys because he had already sent you a list of things to get. I supposed condoms were not on that list, huh boys?" Carole asks, laughing like a hyena in her mind.

"Well, you know-" Kurt says but is interrupted by Carole before the situation can get even more worse than it already is.

"Boys, I'm glad to know your being safe. And no, Kurt, I won't tell Burt. But he will find out eventually. And when he does, don't come crying to me." Carole laughs walking away from the two stunned boys.

"Come on Blaine. Let's just get the stuff and go." Kurt says, the two boys leaving the aisle.

So, when the two boys are called down for the 'talk' the following week, all Carole can do is sit and laugh at the two paled, and blushing boys sitting on the couch in front of a Burt, who isn't enjoying the conversation any more than the boys.