"I can't believe I'm doing this." Kurt said

"Can't back out now, Kurtie." Blaine smiled

"I hate you." Kurt stuck out his tongue

"You love me." Blaine smirked

"In your dreams." Kurt laughed

"Okay you two love birds lets go law-breakin." Wes said

"I can't believe we're stealing from Wal-mart." Kurt said

"It's only gum." David said

"And a flat screen TV." Kurt yelled

"That too. Don't worry, I'm paying for the TV." David said

"Then we're going to watch the Hobbit." Nick said

"Fine." Kurt sighed as the group walked into the store

After looking at TVs for a couple minutes, Kurt saw a face that still haunts his dreams

"Hey can we speed this up please?" Kurt asked shaking

"Kurt what's wrong?" Blaine asked worried

"Karofksy's here." Jeff said pointed at the man

"Damn it." Blaine and Wes yelled

"Okay guys take Kurt to the van we'll be there soon." Wes said as a couple of Warblers stayed with him

"Let's go Kurt." Blaine grabbed him and dragged him out of the store

Once they got out side Kurt started to cry. Blaine carried him to the van whispering words to the broken boy.

After a while everyone came out and hopped into Kurt's BIG van.

"So..." Kurt started

"No we didn't steal anything. We left that for you next time." Wes said

"Fools." Kurt chuckled and pulled out a piece of gum and poped it into his mouth. The Warblers stared at him at shock

"So let's check that one of my list." Kurt smiled.

*

"So what does Kurt Hummel have next on his list?" Blaine asked

"Give me a minute." Kurt opened his list

1) Break the law

2) Fall in love

"Um.... Number two is just a stupid one, so let's skip it." Kurt said

"Um okay." Nick said confused.

"Okay number 3) Break the Warblers, AKA do a sexy number." Kurt blushed

"Okay Kurt you have till Friday to pick a song and stuff. You're not a loud to tell anyone what song or outfit, Understand me?" Wes said

"Oh yea." Kurt smiled and left the room

"Damn Kurt's going to kill us." Luke said

"This isn't going to end well." David sighed

*

"Kurt just texted me. He's walking down the hall as I speak." Blaine said

"Then stop speaking." Brittany said. They invited the girls just for the fun of it.

"You and Luke or Jeff should hook up." Trent said

"Hell NO! Jeff's mine." Nick said holding onto Jeff for dear life

"I'm gay." Luke said

"And she's with me." Santana said

"Always." Brittany kissed her.

Kurt walked in, he was wearing dark blue flare jeans (women's, but they made his ass and legs look better than men's jeans so he didn't care, though he did have trouble fitting his guy parts), a dark purple shoulder-length button down shirt with the top few buttons unbuttoned and showing some of his porcelain chest, black converse heel boots, and a black fedora with a white stripe. He also

wore a purple eyebrow ring.

"Oh.My.GOD." Blaine whispered

Kurt winked at Wes, and started singing

Sexy, can I? Just pardon my manners

Girl how you shake it, got a player like oh

It's a Kodak moment, let me go and get my camera

All I wanna know is, sexy, can I?

Everyone's jaw dropped

Sexy, can I hit it from the front?

Can I hit it from the back? Know you like it like that

Then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor

Then we chill for a second, then we're back at it some more

Sexy, can I? Just pardon my manners

Girl how you shake it, got a player like oh

It's a Kodak moment, let me go and get my camera

All I wanna know is, sexy, can I?

Kurt started unbutton the shirt till all the buttons were unbuttoned, leaving the shirt hanging open, revealing spectacular abs

What up lil' mama? It's ya boy Yunky

G5 dippin', Louis Vuitton luggage

Ay, gotta love it, ya boy so fly

And all the ladies go oh when a ***** go by

Not to mention that little strip of hair going down from his belly button all the way down to...

Gucci on the feet, Marc Jacob on the thigh

She wanna ride or die with ya boy in the Chi

That's right, so I let her kiss the prince

Her boyfriend she ain't missed him since

He came to a stop right in front of Blaine, He placed his hands on either side of Blaine's chair and leaned in, so very uncorfortably close.

Sexy, can I? Just pardon my manners

Girl, how you shake it, got a player like oh

It's a Kodak moment, let me go and get my camera

All I wanna know is, sexy, can I?

Blaine shuddered as Kurt drug a hand through his loose curls before turning away and singing the next lyric to-Santana?

Sexy, can I? Keep it on the low

Got a girl at the crib, we can take it to the mo-mo

You can bring a friend or you can ride solo

Let me get my camera so we can take a photo

The usually strong willed Latina was pratically panting as Kurt placed a hand against her cheek, cupping her chin as he ran his thumb across her lips. And then he was off singing the next lyric to Mercedes, who's eyes were wide, her hands gripping her chair tightly. Kurt took this as all the more reason to tease the girl, circling her chair in a predatory way, running a hand across her back as he went.

(Ooh, ooh, ooh)

Now go shawty, go shawty

Baby when we make love it's like

(Ooh, ooh, ooh)

I don't know what your man is like

But shawty all I want to know is, sexy, can I?

He crossed to the piano, trailed a finger across the keys, remembered when Blaine had played it briefly for him during their rendition of 'Baby, It's Cold Outside.'

Sexy, can I visit you at work?

While you sliding down the pole, no panties, no shirt

Then you climb back up the pole, then you drop and do the splits

How you make that booty talk, baby damn, you want some new sh**?

(Ooh, ooh, ooh)

Now go shawty, go shawty

I make it rain in the club like

(Ooh, ooh, ooh)

I don't know what your man is like

But baby all I want to know is sexy, can I?

Sexy, can I? Just pardon my manners

Girl, how you shake it, got a player like oh

It's a Kodak moment, let me go and get my camera

All I wanna know is, sexy, can I?

His hips swung and his feet led him through the furniture with ease. Miraculously, it seemed that his body knew the steps before his mind could even think them up. It made it all the more clear to him that his struggles with being sexy stemmed directly from a mental block, not from a physical resistance.

I don't care who ya boy's hittin' or who Ray's mellin'

When I give it to her, I know that she ain't tellin'

See I'm a go-getta and she a go get it

You already know, sh**, sexy, can I?

It was clear to Blaine that Kurt was putting his all into this performance. And it was equally obvious that it was going to be the death of the older Warbler. He'd always found Kurt to be adorable to the extreme, but never before had he considered him to also be outrageously sexy and hot. Blaine had to resist fanning himself, and hoped desperately that his cheeks were not as inflamed as they felt. This boy, his close friend, the one who cried at Moulin Rouge and knew how to bake a mean carrot cake, was giving Blaine thoughts that...well, that were extraordinarily undapper.

Sexy, can I send for you red-eye?

Fresh out the pool, no towel, let it air dry

And if you ain't ****** tonight

Man, you can watch that tour bus go by

Sexy, can I? Just pardon my manners

Girl, how you shake it, got a player like oh

It's a Kodak moment, let me go and get my camera

All I wanna know is, sexy, can I?

Sexy, can I hit it from the front?

Can I hit it from the back? Know you like it like that

Then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor

Then we chill for a second, then we're back at it some more

Sexy, can I? Just pardon my manners

Girl, how you shake it, got a player like whoa

It's a Kodak moment, let me go and get my camera

All I wanna know is, sexy, can I?

I just wanna have some fun

You know I wanna have somethin' too

I said, can I just have some fun?

We about to sign a mansion now

And we can do it with the cameras out

Sexy, can I?

"So I hope you liked it." Kurt spouted off cheerfully. He frowned as the Warblers just continued to stare at him for a few more seconds.

"That was...that was fine Kurt." Wes finally managed, his voice cracking on the boy's name. Kurt smiled and began to take his seat.

"Um-actually. I think we've um-done enough for today. It's uh-Friday, let's just call it an early day guys, sound good?" Said David, who had a fine pink blush across his face glanced around at the kids, who all readily agreed, fleeing the choir room without further prompting.

Kurt smirked to himself and went back to his dorm, were the girls, Jeff, Nick, and Blaine were all sitting down either on the floor or bed.

"White Boy, when did you get an eyebrow piercing?" Mercedes asked suddenly.

"Last year when April supplied me with that alcohol." Kurt answered, twisting the piercing a little absentmindedly. "Remember how I was drunk for most of that week?" he waited until they nodded. "I think it was...I think Wednesday I got the piercing." The girls' eyebrows rose incredulously.

"I also got my tongue pierced." Kurt said

"Your tongue?" Blaine repeated slowly. Kurt nodded, and went to his dresser and pulled out a small box with a lock on it, opening it with a key and showing his girls the contents of the box. Body jewelry for both his eyebrow and tongue, and some cleaning supplies for them.

He pulled one of the tongue rings out of the box and put it in quickly, before turning back around and sticking out his tongue

'That's so sexy. Wait what?' Blaine thought

"I think Kurt broke Blaine." Jeff whispered to Nick. Nick giggled

"So tomorrow we'll do number 4." Jeff said

"I guess it's time for us girls to leave." Tina said

"Noooo." Kurt pouted

"I'm sorry Kurtie" Brittany hugged him. She started to break down.

"Please don't go, I love you." She cried

"I love you too!" He kissed her.

"Get some." Puck walked in, "Wait is that Brittany? Oh God I

thought it was the hobbit." Blaine and Kurt blushed

"How you feeling?" Sam asked concerned

"I think all that dancing is starting to get to me." Kurt laughed

"Well we'll just say hello give a few hugs, then we'll leave with the girls." Arite said

"Group hug." Puck called out

Everyone but Jeff, Nick and Blaine joined in

"Hobbit and other gays, come on you are family." Puck said

"YAAA." Jeff ran right into the group

"Brittany you guys should date." Puck joked

"She'll have to get pass me." Nick said at the same time Santana said, "He'll have to beat my swords."

"Good to know." Nick said, Santana smiled at him.