Feb. 1, 2015, 6 p.m.
Kurt's Anatomy : The Berry Big Problem
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A/N Sorry i had an idea for this chapter, but it sort of just went in a different direction. But i think its better than my idea to be honest...
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Songs Used In This Chapter.
Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F) - Katy Perry
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Kurts POV again
Finns POV
It was 6:32am and i had just arrived at work when Puck caught up with me. Puck works in the laboratory down stairs where he gets to look at slide after slide of cells. Fun! Not. Although according to Puck they are onto some big break with curing cancer. Would not surprise me i can see the newspaper headlines already. Noah Puckerman Curing cancer by day, regular badass by night. Its hard to believe that Puck and Me could make honest livings for our selves. (I always thought one or both of us would end up in jail. Okay i thought it would be Puck.) We never really considered ourselves smart. Just goes to show that you just gotta work hard to succeed in life.
"Finn... Last night was a blast. We should do it more often. We should also invite some of those new interns, Ya know give em the old its very nice to meet you now lets get down and dirty. Huh? Huh?" He raised his eyebrows suggestively.
"Of course. Puckers." he scrunched his face up at the nickname i gave him years ago.
"Alright Finn ill see you later at lunch?"
"Yeah of course man, See ya." I waved good bye, and headed for my exam room, where i specifically asked my interns to meet me there every morning 50 minutes before each shift. Lucky for me this year i had interns that actually listened they were all waiting in my exam room.
"Thank you all for bothering to show up, this helps you guys to know where to be when. Which in the long run helps me... Right today we are in the emergency room. Dont freak out, Yall do fine there. Yall have individual talents and strengths, use these as your advantages to save a life. Youll will be assigned to a five patients in the ER you have two ways to do this. Each have a patient and tend to that ONE and ONLY person OR find all the patients and decided most critical to least critical and work as a team to tend to all of the patients. Both methods work as well as the other. Please ensure you run all tests by me. Thats all for now. See you have 45 minutes when your shift starts."
"Thanks Dr. Hudson." All of the interns chorused together. I planned to spend the next 45 minutes preparing for my surgery the next day, about ten minutes into my intense preparation. There was a knock on my door.
"Come in."
"Hey Dr. Hud...d...son." At that moment our eyes meet. Holy crap she was attractive. Her beautiful chocolate brown eyes, her kissable lips, her slightly big nose that would be huge on someone elses face, but was just perfect for her face, her long brown flowing hair that was tied into a ponytail and that rack. Ugh they were HUGE. Puck would defiantly approve. She recovered before me. "Dr. Hudson... Dr. Hudson."
"Huh? What?"
"Do you know where Dr. Hummel is?"
"Hes Gay." i blurted out, by accident.
"Im well aware of that Dr. Hudson. I was just wondering where he was, because im one of his new interns Rachel Berry. And he hasnt arrived yet and our shift is about to start and someone said he was always early and well i was starting to get worried, is all."
"Oh." I blushed with embarrassment. "No, i dont sorry."
"Thanks anyway." she smiled and walked off, and i got a good view of her ass. Damn she had a nice rack and a nice ass. I paged Kurt to see where he was.
~Dude WHERE ARE YOU?~ My phone vibrated about 30 seconds after the page was sent.
~Finn i told you not to call me dude. Was staying at a friend's house. Just woke up. Dont worry Puck came and got me, be at work in half an hour. ~
~Dude you got laid? ~
~Really? ~
~Really What? ~
~You took that from everything i told you? ~
~Yup and you said some other crap about work. ~
I slid my phone back in my pocket of my scrubs. I began reading an interesting article, about transplants. At exactly 7:17 i decided i should make my way down to the emergency room. I only got half way down the first corridor before spotting Kurt Limping.
"Hey Kurt, Holy crap your limping. You got laid. Congrats man."
"Finn SHUT THE FUCK UP."
"Dude chill out."
"Finn i woke up in a strangers bed, got a headache, got this fucking random hickie on my neck and im late for work."
“Was there glitter all over the room?”
“No, Why?”
"Theres a stranger in my bed,
Theres a pounding in my head
Glitter all over the room
Pink flamingos in the pool
I smell like a minibar
DJs passed out in the yard
Barbies on the barbeque
This a hickie or a bruise" I began singing.
"Enough Finn i get it. My Life is just like Katy Perrys Last Friday night song." Kurt cut in.
"Ding, ding we have a winner here."
"Goodbye Finn." Kurt walked away. I felt slightly bad for making Kurt feel so shitty, but heck it was funny.
It was 7:30 and i was currently waiting for my interns to arrive. At 7:31 they finally arrived.
"What f-ing time do you call this, huh?"
"Ahh 7:31 sir." The red head said, i think her name is Kristen Harbour.
"HAHA. WOW you guys are hilourious. You are all exactly one minute late, i dont want your excuses. Just DONT be late EVER again!"
"Jeez i thought he was the nice one." the blond boy murmured in the back.
"I HEARD THAT." I spun on my feet and headed to the nurses station located in the ER.
"Jeez man boobs that was a little tough."
"Santana, that is getting extremely old."
"Well if you just let me jiggle one..." she reached over the bench in an attempt to touch me.
"Just give me the FUCKING paper work Santana."
"Okay, touchy i see today."
"Paper work?"
"Here grumpy." I gave her my best bitch glare like Kurt taught me. Im pretty sure he would be proud of that bitch stare.
I glanced down at the charts. One person fell of a ladder whilst painting their house, one young girl is getting sick only in the morning, one lady has a lump on her chest, a child has been throwing up and pain in the lower-right side of the abdomen and the last patient fainted yesterday at practice for rugby and again this morning. Easy as. i walked back to my interns.
"Right... How have you decided to work today?"
"We each want to take a patient and tend to them, when we want help well come see you."
"Okay fine." i sighed. clearly they were not a team yet.
"Right annoying red head, you get stupid guy who fell off his ladder. Cubicle 7."
"Its Dr. Harbour."
"Yeah whatever. Rude Blonde guy in the back, sweaty rugby player cubicle 3"
"Its Dr Clarke, you know younger and hotter version of the chief." He raised his eyebrows suggestively.
"Nope dont see it. You know if he heard you speak about him like that im pretty sure you would get in trouble."
"What like your being rude to us now, and to the patients?"
"Oh goodie another rude person. whats your name?" i asked as sweet as i could.
"Tia. no...no Dr. Eclipse.."
"Well you Dr. Eclipse mints can take the young girl who keeps throwing up. Cubicle 2. By the way. Shes pregnant. Your welcome. Run a pregnancy test on her. Then break it to her with her parents in the room, they need to know and that girl will never tell them unless you tell them."
"Right other dude."
"Its Dr Young sir."
"Wow, are you sure you dont want to be rude to me too?"
"No sir. i have no intention too be rude. What they said to you was highly disrespectful. We are here to learn. Nothing else."
"Well im glad, you have the kid in cubicle 8. Hes been throwing up for the last wee while also he has pain in the lower-right side of the abdomen. run bloods and get back to me."
"Thank you sir."
"Last person you get Women with lump on her chest. I would give it to one of the lads but they will probably look at her breasts the whole time. so bad idea."
"No problem. And by the way its Dr. Henderson." the girl said sweetly. Did she seriously just flirt with her senior?
It was finally time for my lunch and my interns had diagnosed the patients correctly except Mr. Fainter. At the moment he was a medical mystery. This is what my interns were currently researching into, hopefully as a team. I waited at my usual table at lunch waiting for Mr. im gonna cure cancer.
"Hey Finn, how has your day been?"
"Pretty fucking shit, Santana being her snarky self and my shitty inter..."
"Look Finn when i say hows your day? what im really saying is describe your day in one word then ask me hows my days going. Okay got it?"
"Fine hows your day Puck."
"GREAT better than great actually! you know that babe of an intern whats her name. She has brown hair and brown eyes a rack that could kill and that ass..."
"Rachel Berry?"
"Yeah her. I asked her out for a drink and she agreed to it. SCORE. im gonna get laid tonight." I felt my jaw hit the ground and i could feel the green slowly fade into my face. No FUCKING way were they gonna date and no FUCKING way was he gonna get laid tonight. I couldnt stop thinking about that beauty since i first saw her this morning.
"Finn? Finn? Finn?"
"Huh? what? sorry dude. i was daydreaming."
"Not about me i hope."
"Ew fuck off! you wish man."
"Actually I bet Kurt wishes." He said with a wink.
"Seriously Puck. Kurt is my brother. Saying things like that is so freaking creepy!"
I watched her the whole lunch time, it wasnt until 12:23 she left to go somewhere. I had to talk to her again, this might be my only time too... i standed up to leave.
"Finn, where are you going? We were having a conversation"
"Ah sorry i need to go to the bathroom."
"Oh i see, taking care of things down there, huh?" He asked suggestively.
"Ah yeah sure.. Ah for future reference can we please not talk about this, or have awkward converations at lunch, that would be great..." and with that being said i left, to go follow her...
She went to the girls bathroom. I entered after her and waited for her to do her business.
"Ahhh Dr. Hudson you do realize this is the ladies room right?"
"Yes of course i realize that Rachel. Listen we need to talk."
"About what?"
"Puck."
"Oh." her face fell."
Look hes a player, you dont want to be with him. He will just hump and dump you."
"How do you know that exactly, you surely sound like you are speaking from expirence there Dr. Hudson.."
"No. No. We have been friends since sophomore year, and i am very very straight in case you were wondering because i know you were."
"Well people can change Dr. Hudson. People are always different in high school, they do whatever to fit in."
"Cut the crap Rachel."
"No. Listen Dr Hudson, i dont know who you think you are and why you can just choose who i date and... "hump" she raised her hands to add quotation marks. Then i heard more bbbfootsteps closing in on the ladies room and Just like that i had my lips on hers and i was pushing her into a bathroom stall. "Ow what was that for?"
"Rachel someones coming." The door opened two seconds later.
"Hey Rach, are you okay?" one of the other interns asked.
"Yeah. im good ill be out soon."
"Okay i was just checking youve been gone like 10 minutes thats all."
"Yeah im just feeling a little sick, but im okay now. See you in a bit?"
"Yeah, sure. See ya!" Phew that was close. The door open and closed again.
"Why did you kiss me?" Shit!
"To shut you up. Duh! I didnt want to be caught in the ladies room."
"Are you sure its not because of another reason?"
"Of course not dont be silly." I left her standing there looking dumb founded. I got the message across that Puck was a no - no right?