“Are we really that boring?” It was a question that both had thought the night before when Bas called them on their ‘wild sex' on the couch, but it wasn't voice until Blaine woke up and stared at a pensive Kurt until the countertenor just broke and blurted it out.

The curly-haired male tilted his head, studying his boyfriend for a moment before letting out a sigh as he dropped back into bed , hands behind his head on his pillow. Kurt slowly curled up beside him, abandoning any idea of getting up and starting some kind of breakfast. “I don't know, Kurt. I mean, maybe? I never worried about it before. It's just what we like, you know?”

As Blaine turned to look at him, Kurt looked less than convinced. His eyes were sort of narrowed and his bottom lip was curled in, snagged between his teeth. Blaine felt like he should say something to ease his boyfriend's mind, but what really could be said? They had a very tame sex life, at least when they weren't having random threesomes with Sebastian. And that had all stopped when Bas decided to go and get himself a ridiculously annoying boyfriend. So.

“We're boring, Blaine. I hate boring. You know I don't want to be boring at anything. Why should sex be any different?” Kurt mused with a huff, patting Blaine's stomach before shifting and standing up, pawing through his wardrobe for some clothes that would make him feel more… interesting. Not so tame.

Blaine just listened while Kurt continued to talk. “We're going to fix this. Today. I want to… I mean…” He paused and bit his lip again, making Blaine groan. God, he wished they weren't discussing how dissatisfied Kurt was with their vanilla sex, because he really wanted to have some of just that every time the brunette bit his lip like that. It wasn't fair at all. “We're going out, Blaine. Get dressed. We are going to spice up our sex life.”

Almost an hour later, Kurt dragged a gaping Blaine into a place called ‘Guilty Pleasures' and if that wasn't cliche, Blaine didn't know what was. He was a little shocked the Kurt wasn't even blushing as they strolled through the shop, but he supposed once Kurt Hummel got on a mission there was little that could stop him, and that included embarrassment.

So, they wandered, getting comfortable with their surroundings before finally starting to discuss the items they were glancing at. “So, what exactly are we going for here?” Blaine ventured to ask, holding a bottle of bright blue lube that claimed to be ‘tropical' flavored and studying the ingredients with a raised brow. He wasn't so sure he wanted to know exactly what made it that color, or what it might taste like for that matter. He put it down quickly, instead going for some of the more… organic labels with fewer ingredients and clearer colors. Flavored lube in general didn't seem a bad idea, after all.

“I don't know, exactly. I mean, I know I want to do something to… make things more exciting? Interesting? I don't know, Blaine! What do you think we should do? I… That looks interesting,” he commented about the organic water-based coconut flavored lube Blaine had. Kurt licked his lips and Blaine found himself quickly becoming the first of the pair to blush as he imagined being rimmed by an eager Kurt.

Blaine shook himself from his little fantasy to see his boyfriend smirking at him, so he grabbed a little basket and tossed the lube in. “Alright, we're getting that. And don't you say a word about it or my face, mister. Anyway,” he looked around them and started for a display of plugs and dildos. “This seems like a promising place to start, doesn't it?” He noticed Kurt's cheeks going pink as the taller man picked up a package and started reading about the specific ‘stimulation' offered by the particular toy. “You know Bas would be making fun of us both for blushing, don't you?”

“Shut up,” Kurt muttered, tossing the toy into the basket and moving right along. This trip was going to be expensive, but since Bas was the one to light the spark he could pay the bills for the month while Kurt and Blaine's bank accounts recovered. He just didn't know it yet. “Oh, my.”

Looking up from the two plugs he'd been deciding between, Blaine saw what Kurt had focused on. His mouth opened and he felt himself growing hard just from staring at it. A whole set of things, sold together for a special price, tagged as the ‘perfect introduction to BDSM'. On display were leather restraints, a black silk blindfold, a riding crop that was way too much like that one Kurt had beaten Bas with back in high school, and some deep purple candles made of special wax and Blaine knew just what it would do when melted and dripped over his lightly tanned skin…

“Oh, fuck, yes,” he muttered, making Kurt groan beside him. There were more parts to the kit, but the main ones were out and displayed and whatever else there was would only make Blaine groan all the more. He bit his lip and willed himself to stop and breathe and not grope himself in the middle of the store, dammit.

The two were interrupted from their imaginations by a cheery voice that had both boys jumping and grabbing each other's hands. “Find something you like?” a sales girl giggled, and god, she didn't look like she should be working in this kind of store. For one thing, she seemed so young, and for another, she was just so… friendly. Blaine looked and felt like he might have just swallowed his own tongue, so Kurt rolled his eyes and cleared his throat to answer.

“Yes, I believe we did. I think we're still going to look around a bit, though,” he said with a smile. The rosy hue was still on his cheeks, but Kurt seemed a bit more relaxed since the girl was so at ease. She wasn't judging them at all, and that meant a lot to him still. “I know we're going to want one of those, though. Um, if you wanted to bag it up or something, that would be great. We'll just be a few more minutes.”

With a cheery promise to have their kit ready and waiting, the girl bounced back to her station at the register, some of the items already in hand. Kurt politely led his mute boyfriend away to another display and just shook his head at the curly-haired idiot. “Honestly, it's just sex, Blaine,” he muttered, looking at some smaller items and finally tossing a couple styles of cockrings and some other flavors of lube, along with a large bottle of their usual lube into the basket. “Anything else, babe?”

Blaine still seemed a little out of it, but he shook his head, then bit his lip and opened his mouth. “Wait, yeah. What about some of this stuff?” He'd made his way to a section with oils, lotions, and edibles. “You love being pampered,” he said, picking up a coconut-almond scented massage oil and a matching lotion. “And we both have fun with our mouths…” He added those to the basket before grabbing some random edible things- body paints, body chocolate, a thong (which Kurt snorted at, but indulged since it wasn't more than a couple bucks), and something called ‘honey dust'. “There. Now I'm done,” Blaine said with a grin, and Kurt couldn't help but lean in to give him a tender kiss on the lips.

The sales girl ‘aww'ed at them before ringing them up, winking at a blushing Blaine when she scanned a coupon for them without being asked, then wishing them a fantastic day and telling them to come back any time. Blaine was still red as a tomato when they made it home with their inconspicuous black bags, marked with a simple ‘gp'.

Kurt wiggled his brows before trailing a hand down Blaine's chest and leading him to the bedroom with a simple, sultry gaze. “What do you say we… test some of this stuff out, then? It's not like Bas is around or anything.” The fact that Sebastian could show up at any moment didn't seem to matter, either, and Blaine couldn't disagree when Kurt looked at him like that, so off he went to their room, bags in tow.

As soon as they were in the room, each man started removing clothes. It wasn't like they'd start with the most involved items. No, the kit would definitely be used at a later time, as would the more… interesting toy Kurt had picked out. Blaine was really eager to figure out some of the smaller purchases they'd made, and Kurt seemed excited for absolutely anything at the moment.

“Hmm, what first?” Kurt asked, already having sped through his layers and folded his clothes in a neat pile. He was rifling through their purchases while Blaine tried not to trip with his leg stuck in his pants. “I'm really curious about this coconut stuff,” he mused, and Blaine finally toppled over, making Kurt look up and laugh hysterically.

Once his laughter was under control, Kurt poked his head over the side of the bed to peer down at his struggling boyfriend. “Are we a little excited, dear?” he deadpanned, making Blaine lift a certain finger as he finally got his pants and socks off. Kurt snorted at him, but soon couldn't muster any reaction but a moan as Blaine pounced on him, lips hungrily crashing against his while naked bodies met on high-thread-count sheets.

“Yes,” Blaine grunted, lips moving against Kurt's. “I'm very excited. Can you really blame me for that? God, Kurt, you are so fucking hot, and the things you picked out, the things you do…” He shuddered and Kurt took that as a chance to grab the coconut lube and push Blaine onto his stomach on the bed.

The way Blaine hissed and bit his pillow told Kurt it was both cold and not totally expected when he let the lube drip over Blaine's hole, slowly moving his free hand so that the fingers parted his ass gently, exposing more of the rosy pucker so the gel-like liquid could properly coat it. Kurt licked his lips, then, without any restraint or warning, dipped his head and ran his tongue in little circles around Blaine's asshole.

“Ohmygod!” The cry was one word all smushed together in a wail of a noise and Kurt could just imagine Blaine's face, eyes scrunched up and lips parted as he panted while his hips started to move of their own accord. Kurt smirked while his tongue explored, finding the taste pleasantly subtle and the texture not overly oily. He was pleased with this purchase, and hummed his approval for a whole new reaction.

Blaine's hips bucked and Kurt dug his nails into the flesh there, tongue prodding inside Blaine's tight heat. His eyes were closed and his face was utterly buried in his boyfriend's ass, and Kurt couldn't be happier. Maybe this would still seem ‘vanilla' to Sebastian, but Kurt was in heaven, and he didn't want to change anything about this moment.

“Oh, god, Kurt, I fucking love you,” Blaine moaned while Kurt moved lower and mouthed at his balls, making Blaine keen. “Shit! You have to stop or I'm gonna come. I want to… try more… oh god,” and it seemed like it was killing Blaine to tell Kurt to stop, but the countertenor did as he was asked and sat up, wiping his mouth on the back of his hand and grinning at his boyfriend.

“So, that was a good purchase,” he commented, and Blaine made a noise like his voice was literally caught on something in his throat. Kurt looked at him with mild concern, then returned to their bags to browse through the new purchases. “What do you want to try next? Full disclosure? I really want to get off. With you. I am so goddamn hard right now you do not even understand, Blaine.”

The look on his face said Blaine had an idea, and Kurt just giggled a bit before pulling out on of the cockrings. It was leather with a snap that would be easy to release, and Kurt had a good feeling about it. He held it up and looked at Blaine with wiggling brows. “Wear this and fuck me?”

Instead of actually answering, Blaine leaned back and sat on his knees, basically presenting himself for Kurt, which was amusing since he'd been presenting his ass for Kurt a little bit ago. It seemed Blaine was going to put all of himself on display for his boyfriend today, and Kurt was definitely enjoying it. Thrusting out his hips, Blaine made sure Kurt could get the leather strip all the way around his base, squeezing above his dick and balls so that they were utterly trapped and he was stuck so hard it almost hurt. He was sure it would be hurting long before his cock was released, but that was oddly exciting, and made said dick twitch at the very thought.

“Lube, fingers, stretch, oh my god, Kurt, come on already!” It was like Blaine was possessed by the need to have Kurt, to take him as best he could, with force and love combined. He was so hungry for his lover, and it showed in his eyes. “Please? I need you,” he whimpered, and Kurt was already working his fingers behind him as he got to his knees, leaning forward to kiss Blaine messily and roughly enough to bruise his lips.

Deeming himself stretched enough, Kurt wiped his fingers on the sheets before leaning forward and tugging on Blaine's shoulders, pulling the shorter man back with him until Kurt lay on his back on the bed, legs spread wide with Blaine resting between them. Their mouths were locked together in a deep, passionate kiss. While they continued to kiss, Blaine held himself up above Kurt with his hands beside Kurt's head, though he soon fell to his elbows when Kurt reached down to line him up and he gave in to the need to slide deep into the countertenor.

Kurt cried out and jerked his hips upwards, rolling them even as Blaine thrusted in jerky movements, dipping deep and quick into Kurt with enough power to make the brunette scream and rake his nails down Blaine's back, digging into the skin enough to leave bright red marks.and get a guttural howl from Blaine.

It went on for a blissful while before Kurt saw stars and reached down, releasing the snap so the cockring fell somewhere on the bed and Blaine was finally able to find his release, buried balls-deep inside Kurt.

“Great purchases,” Kurt mumbled once he found his tongue and was capable of speech a good ten minutes later. The two lay side by side, sighing happily in utter contentment.

Blaine looked over at Kurt with a lazy smile on his face, still pretty blissed out. “Yeah. Can't wait to use the rest. Well, I mean, I can wait. Because I don't think I can come like that again any time soon. But you know what I mean.”

They both devolved into giggles until they heard the door open and Bas announced he was home. “Let's not tell him about our newly spiced-up sex life yet, yeah?” Kurt suggested, and Blaine just grinned and nodded before snuggling back up beside his boyfriend.

“Sounds good to me, babe. I love you so much,” Blaine sighed, beyond pleased with his life.