From Sebastian: Bored with your little twink yet?

To Sebastian: When did you even put your number in my phone? Theres a word for you Sebastian: Desperate. Closely followed by: Stalker.

From Sebastian: Ouch. You wound me, Blainers. But when you get bored of him, you have my number. ;)

Blaine didnt even deem that text worthy of a response. He rolled his eyes and resisted the urge to throw his phone. Kurt was working all day at the garage, but Coop was supposed to be flying in that afternoon and he was picking his brother up at the airport in Columbus. Hed asked Kurt to come over for dinner so he could actually meet Cooper finally, and he was excited if a little nervous.

It was still pretty early, but Blaine wanted to make sure he was ready with enough time to account for some traffic on the way to the airport. Cooper wouldnt be happy if he was late to get him, and he really wanted to start things off well. It had been too long since hed actually seen his brother. Better yet, he got to spend a whole week with Coop before their parents got back from wherever they were this time for work. Honestly, Blaine didnt even pay attention to the location anymore. He just knew if they were or werent going to be home, and that was that. He didnt really care for more details.

Traffic wasnt too bad, but it wasnt great either, so Blaine only had to circle the airport three times before he spotted his brothers wavy head of dark hair practically bouncing out of the automatic doors with obnoxiously patterned luggage wheeling behind him and sunglasses that were so unnecessary they made Blaine groan. Why was he cursed with an idiot who thought he was some kind of movie star for a brother?

Rolling his eyes, Blaine popped the trunk and got out of the car to wave at Cooper, attempting to disguise his grimace with a pained smile. "Hey Coop, how was the flight? You know its a pretty cloudy day, right? I mean… theyre even calling for rain. I brought umbrellas just in case." He tried and failed to convince his brother to ditch the glasses.

Instead of removing them, Cooper looked at Blaine over the frames rather ridiculously, pointing with both hands. "Lookin good, little brother! Still havent hit that growth spurt though… dont worry. Im sure your charming personality makes up for that major deficiency. We cant all have the natural Anderson good looks I suppose." Cooper flashed a bright smile and even winked before knocking his sunglasses back up on his nose and opening the passenger door, apparently expecting Blaine to load the luggage into the car.

Blaine rolled his eyes again before doing just that, joining his brother in the car moments later and buckling up for the long drive home. Somehow hed forgotten just how obnoxious a whole week alone with Cooper was bound to be…

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It took literally ten minutes for Kurt to get over the initial shocked fan-boying over Cooper and move on to simmering annoyance. Blaine was quite pleased with his boyfriend. At first, he thought he was doomed to listening to Coop tell and retell the stories about his many commercial gigs and the roles he was aspiring for and his methods for acting, but he soon found that Kurt was giving his brother the strangest looks.

"You… you seriously ignore the other actors and point at random shit as your main methods? And you actually get cast in roles?" Kurt was gaping at Coop as if he had about three heads and was neon pink or something. Blaine covered his mouth, but couldnt hold back the snort, which earned him a raised brow from both the other males before Kurt turned back to judge Cooper some more.

The commercial star didnt seem to understand how much he was being mocked, and he still had on his obnoxious sunglasses while he sat at the dining room table eating the vegetable lasagna and caesar salad Blaine had prepared. Kurt kept glancing at Blaine with that same raised brow as if to ask if Cooper was, indeed, serious. Blaine sadly nodded at his boyfriend.

Kurt shook his head at Cooper when he started admiring himself in the reflective surface of his own spoon. "Seriously, Blaine, how have you not murdered him in his sleep by now? If Finn was this bad I would have choked him with my scarf collection. And I wouldnt have even made up a cover story. Id have proudly told dad and Carole that I took him out."

"Eh, he grows on you. Plus, hes my only brother and hes better than my parents?" Blaine shrugged while Cooper threw him a cheesy grin.

The older male stood up and started gathering their empty plates. "I also sing with him. If you sing with Baby Blainers you automatically get to live." This made Kurt laugh, while Blaine grumbled and sank a little in his seat.

A thought came to Blaine then, and he perked up, giving his brother a dirty and calculating look. "Dammit, Coop, youre the reason Sebastian keeps calling me fucking Blainers!" Coop whacked the back of his head for the swear, but Blaine kept glaring at him. "Seriously, Cooper, the sleazy jerk wants in my pants and keeps calling me Blainers and talking about my ass! Its awkward!"

By that point, Cooper had set the plates back down on the table so he could hold his stomach while he laughed. Kurt, unamused at the thought of Sebastian hitting so openly on his boyfriend, took the plates and swiftly made his way to the kitchen, loading the dishwasher while nearly gnawing a hole in his lip.

"Kurt? Baby? Are you okay?" Blaine asked after leaving Cooper rolling on the dining room floor holding his crotch and whimpering. Blaine didnt know how to ease Kurts mind at the moment, so he just helped finish cleaning up the kitchen, then wrapped his arms around Kurts waist from behind the taller boy, nuzzling into his shoulders and back with a sigh.

The countertenor turned in Blaines arms and wrapped his own arms over his boyfriend, resting his chin on Blaines head with a soft pressure. "Yeah. Im fine. Sorry. I just…" Kurt sighed and closed his eyes. "I dont like Sebastian and I dont like that he seems to know you so well and I… Im  not a part of your social group, Blaine. But he is. And… doesnt that make some sort of difference?"

He tilted his head a bit, and Blaine looked up at him, hazel eyes twinkling. "It doesnt matter to me, Kurt. You act more gentlemanly than Sebastian by a long shot. His money doesnt make him a better date. Much the opposite if you ask me." Blaine leaned up and kissed Kurt then, and they stopped talking about Sebastian or wealth or social standing. 

Instead, the boys managed to get Cooper distracted with studying the methods in a marathon of DiNiro movies while they escaped up to Blaines bedroom, closing and locking the door before settling in for a long make-out session.

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"Blainers, are those sex noises?!" Coopers voice called from just outside Blaines bedroom door as Kurt fought to stay still while Blaine adjusted to his boyfriend being inside of him for the first time. Of course, the shock of hearing the elder Anderson brothers voice at such a time made Kurt jerk his hips, which had him as deep as possible in Blaine, which in turn had Blaine screaming wantonly in such a way that left nothing unheard by his brother.

"Shit! Blaine, are you okay?" Kurts voice was a hiss as he tried to make sure Blaine wasnt hurt while not letting Cooper hear more of their activities. "Fuck. Im so sorry, Blaine. Dammit, your brother is a fucking moron! I didnt think anyone could be worse than Finn. Oh my God I cant… can I move yet? Are you… do you need me to stop? Ugh, do we need to stop anyway with… Cooper being Cooper?"

Kurts face was full of emotions ranging from arousal to confusion to concern and Blaine was whining in a mix of pain, pleasure, and anticipation. He needed Kurt to move, but he also needed Cooper to shut the fuck up and leave them alone! "Kurt, I swear if you do not continue I will never forgive you," he growled. And, wow, Blaine didnt realize he could growl. He then shot a glare at his door. "Go the fuck away, Coop!"

Of course, that just made Cooper laugh. He only laughed harder after Blaine loud out a loud moan and Kurt keened upon pulling out and thrusting back into his boyfriend. "Holy fucking shit," Cooper commented loudly, apparently over the swearing thing now. "My baby Blainers is having sex! Im so proud!" Blaine was pretty sure he heard his brother slam into his door and then slide down it, laughing the whole time and most likely having utterly lost his balance. God, his brother was embarrassing.

"Fuck, Blaine, youre so tight. How did you even last when you did this to me the first time?" Another peal of laughter sounded out in the hall and Kurt snarled, grabbing the nearest thing, which happened to be a half-full bottle of lube, and chucking it at the door. It promptly exploded, squirting lubricant all over Blaines door, rug, and some of his dresser. "Shut the fuck up, Cooper!" Well, at least Kurt and Cooper were familiar enough with each other to bitch like brothers, right?

Blaine didnt have much time to ponder the relationship between his boyfriend and his brother, as Kurt started pounding aggressively into him, apparently using his anger with Cooper to fuel their sex, which was really, really hot. All he could do was moan and writhe beneath Kurt, falling forward on his  elbows when Kurt pulled out and turned Blaine around, only to shove back in while raking his nails along Blaines now-exposed back.

The noises Blaine made were animalistic, and he couldnt help but close his eyes and rock forward on his elbows and knees, loving the deeper and more forceful way Kurt slammed into him. God, he was going to be sore. Just as Kurt slapped his ass, something he didnt know he wanted but oh dear sweet Jesus that was amazing, Cooper gasped, sounding much too close.

"Oh my fucking God, did you really just pick the lock? You are one hundred times worse than Finn. Cooper. What the fuck is wrong with you? GET OUT!" It was Kurt who yelled, as Blaine came so hard his eyes rolled back in his head and he fell face first on the mattress. Kurt slid out of him and, stark naked, forced Cooper out of the room, threatening to unleash his inner animal on the actor if he didnt leave them alone for at least fifteen minutes.

Once Kurt returned, Blaine had recovered for the most part, though he was still buzzing quite pleasantly after the explosive orgasm hed had. Kurt looked a little sad, and Blaine noticed he was still hard, so he simply grinned and shifted onto his knees, pulling Kurt forward by his hips and peeling off the condom. "Thanks for making my brother go away," he mumbled, leaning in to trail kisses from Kurts hip bone down to the neat nest of hair between his legs.

Blaine slowly made his way to Kurts weeping erection, sliding his lips along his boyfriends cock before tonguing his slit, taking the head into his mouth and giving a hard suck. Blaine worked him over, pulling him deep into his mouth and caressing his balls, only to pull back and hollow his cheeks, moving his other hand over the base of his shaft. He worked Kurt over with ease, performing the task quite happily. This was a talent hed taken quite well to, and Blaine honestly enjoyed giving head. He loved the control, and he loved making Kurt fall apart and feel so good.

It wasnt long before Kurt was pulling his hair, coming hard down his throat, and Blaine moaned around him, swallowing every drop. They both fell back on the bed, utterly naked and spent then. Blaine looked at Kurt and shook his head. "I always forget how annoying Coop is until he visits…" he mused, earning a giggle from Kurt.

"Arent brothers supposed to be annoying? You know how Finn is, and hes just my step-brother. Imagine if we were related by blood." It seemed they both imagined a Finn fathered by Burt and mothered by Carole. They shivered at the combination. "No. Just no. And your brother saw me fucking you, Blaine. He saw me. Naked. He saw you come! How do these things even happen?"

In answer, Blaine simply laughed and shook his head. "Crazy just follows Coop around I think. At least nothing is ever actually awkward with the idiot. I dont think he knows the meaning of the word, actually." They both shook their heads, then got up and stripped Blaines bed before heading to the bathroom to clean up. They were dressed by the time Cooper was allowed to return, which he did, exactly fifteen minutes from the moment hed left.

"So, now that you two are done doing the dirty, wanna play parcheesi?" The eldest male asked with a hopeful smile on his face, which made Kurt smack his hand to his forehead while Blaine just grinned and bounced along behind his brother, pulling Kurt with them by his unoccupied hand.

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After the evening of Parcheesi, Blaine and Cooper decided to spend a day shopping for better games for the Anderson household. Blaine could take them with him when he went to New York the next year, and then he could bring them to family functions so they could have actual fun. Not that they really had family functions. But he and Cooper might. And they wouldnt be playing Parcheesi at them, thank you.

Once theyd bought some new games, the two of them had lunch together, then Blaine took Cooper to the Lima Bean which was, for once, Sebastian-free. "Whats with this guy? I vaguely remember him I think. Sebastian Smythe. Rodent-like features, right? But he was decently good looking at least. Little bit full of himself if you ask me."

"Are you really allowed to call people full of themselves, Coop? Isnt that a bit too hypocritical? I mean…" The look Cooper shot Blaine made him shut his mouth and just shake his head at his brother, taking a short sip of his drip coffee with the hint of cinnamon that he preferred. "Fine, fine. Yes, thats Sebastian. Hes just a jerk. He doesnt respect boundaries at all. He keeps trying to get between me and Kurt." Blaine turned up his nose at the thought.

It wasnt like Sebastian had a chance in hell with Blaine, but it still upset him that he seemed to think he did. Was it unclear that Blaine was happily taken? How could he make it any clearer that he wasnt leaving Kurt any time soon? "Well, have you told him that youre with Kurt? Have you said you arent interested?"

Blaine rolled his eyes at his brother. "Of course I have, Cooper! Do you think Im stupid? I mean, thats like the first thing I even told him. The idiot just doesnt care. Hes convinced that he can somehow get me away from Kurt or something. Hes just so damn conceited. Its disgusting." And Blaine really did find it repulsive, the way Sebastian behaved. "And I have to deal with him at that stupid party too. Ugh. I dont even want to go, but you know Dad would never let me skip it."

Cooper got a mischievous glint in his eye then, grinning wryly over his obnoxious frozen caramel hazelnut thing that might not even have any coffee in it. "So take Kurt with you. Then Sebastian cant do a damn thing and you might risk having a half-decent time. Just tell Dad youre bringing a date, as is custom once you reach an appropriate age and have a significant other. He cant really argue since thats the logic of everyone else. Ill back you up!" Cooper grinned, and Blaine couldnt stop himself from grinning right back.

They might not be perfect, and they might not get along all the time, but they were brothers. They always helped each other when it really mattered, and Blaine would never trade Cooper for anything, even if he was annoying and didnt really understand boundaries. Coop was his big brother, and Blaine cherished that. Hed always love the idiot. So he hugged him and they left the Bean, determined to do what they could to make the upcoming party less of a chore.