From Kurt:
If I die on this bus I will haunt you for the rest of your life.

From Blaine:
How bad is it?

From Kurt:
I might be sitting next to a chicken.

From Blaine:
Is he cute?

From Kurt:
Chicken, not rooster. I was paying attention at the Davies Farm field trip, thank you very much.

From Blaine:
You went to Davies?!!!!

From Kurt:
Many times, yes. My teachers were not that creative. I take it you also ate your sack lunch on a hay truck next to a pig pen?

From Blaine:
I LOVE DAVIES FARM.

From Kurt:
Of course you do.

From Blaine:
Maybe we saw each other there, when we were kids.

From Kurt:
I don't remember a munchkin climbing on fences while serenading the goats with "Old McDonald," so no.

From Blaine:
God, I miss you.

From Kurt:
It's only been a few weeks, Blaine.

From Kurt:
I miss you too.

From Blaine:
:) :) :) :)

From Kurt:
Really, Blaine? You're too old for emoticons.

From Blaine:
So you're not really sitting next to a chicken, right?

From Kurt:
No. But the woman sitting next to me is wearing a hat that looks like a chicken.

From Blaine:
You're not sitting next to Rachel?

From Kurt:
NO.

From Blaine:
What now?

From Kurt:
She's reading Finn's goodbye letter. Out. Loud.

From Blaine:
Again?

From Kurt:
Again.

From Blaine:
I don't think I bought enough booze for this weekend.

From Kurt:
Probably not. I still can't believe you get away with that fake I.D.

From Blaine:
I'm charming.

From Kurt:
If you say so.

From Blaine:
Wouldn't YOU say so?

From Kurt:
On occasion.

From Blaine:
Aww, come on. You are SO charmed by me.

From Kurt:
On occasion.

From Blaine:
43 minutes!

From Kurt:
If we don't crash. I'm pretty sure the driver is high.

From Blaine:
Well hurry up. I'm going crazy waiting.

From Kurt:
You're at the station now?

From Blaine:
Of course.

From Kurt:
But we're almost an hour away!

From Blaine:
42 minutes!

From Blaine:
Kurt?

From Blaine:
You still there?

From Kurt:
You really do miss me.

From Blaine:
I really do.

From Kurt:
I thought you were making friends.

From Blaine:
I am. Loads.

From Blaine:
But they're not you.

From Kurt:
:) :) :) :)

From Blaine:
You're sweet.

From Kurt:
On occasion.

From Kurt:
Blaine.

From Blaine:
Yes?

From Kurt:
We're in college.

From Blaine:
I know.

From Kurt:
I live in New York.

From Blaine:
I know.

From Kurt:
I just caught the bus from CHINATOWN to visit you at COLLEGE in BOSTON.

From Blaine:
:) I KNOW.

From Kurt:
It's all happening.

From Blaine:
Told you.

From Kurt:
Yes. You did.

From Blaine:
So I'm charming AND prophetic. Throw in gorgeous and I might be the perfect man.

From Kurt:
Your humility knows no bounds.

From Kurt:
And you know you're gorgeous.

From Blaine:
Well if you think so, it must be true.

From Kurt:
I'm not sleeping on the floor, am I?

From Blaine:
I bought an air mattress!

From Kurt:
Lovely.

From Blaine:
For me. You and Rachel can have the bed.

From Kurt:
Can we drug her? Otherwise she'll keep me up all night crying.

From Blaine:
I can slip some melatonin in her screwdriver.

From Kurt:
Melatonin? Gangsta.

From Kurt:
And screwdrivers? Please tell me you bought champagne.

From Blaine:
I am on my way to buy champagne.

From Kurt:
Good. We can have mimosas instead.

From Blaine:
Yum.

From Kurt:
Because we are IN COLLEGE and FABULOUS and we drink mimosas now.

From Blaine
Will you make the pancake thing?

From Kurt:
With the cinnamon apples? Of course. I'll always make you the pancake thing.

From Blaine:
I will hold you to that.

***

January 14, 2014

From Blaine:
What about Cabo?

From Kurt:
No.

From Blaine:
But why?

From Kurt:
I can actually hear you whining, Blaine.

From Blaine:
You vetoed Jamaica.

From Kurt:
They lynch gays there.

From Blaine:
WHAT???

From Kurt:
Not as a practice, but you know, it's something that happens there. Still.

From Blaine:
Horrifying.

From Kurt:
Don't you read?

From Blaine:
I read.

From Blaine:
I DO.

From Kurt:
You need to stay up on this stuff, Blaine. Did you even renew your subscription to "The Advocate?"

From Blaine:
Yes. Most definitely.

From Kurt:
Do I need to send you a list of the blogs I follow?

From Blaine:
Absolutely. :) :)

From Blaine:
So... Cabo?

From Kurt:
I don't want to be taken hostage over spring break. Key West?

From Blaine:
With Rachel and Mercedes? No.

From Kurt:
Why not?

From Blaine:
I think we'd have a better time there just the two of us, if you know what I mean.

From Kurt:
Are you raising your eyebrows suggestively right now?

From Blaine:
Maybe.

From Kurt:
YOU are boy crazy.

From Blaine:
I'm not the one going out every night.

From Kurt:
It's not every night. It's almost every night. And we can still have THAT kind of fun with the girls around.

From Blaine:
I guess. But it would be so much fun to go somewhere with just you.

From Kurt:
I haven't seen Mercedes since last summer.

From Blaine:
And I haven't seen you since Thanksgiving break.

From Kurt:
I'm coming up next weekend, for that showcase thing.

From Blaine:
Right. I know. Sorry.

From Kurt:
Let's table this, and talk about it then, okay? We'll have Rachel along to nip all of our good ideas in the bud, which will save tons of time.

From Blaine:
We could go skiing with the guys in Colorado.

From Kurt:
I don't ski.

From Blaine:
You can wear big sweaters and drink hot liquor by the fire.

From Kurt:
Hot liquor. That does sound nice. But...

From Blaine:
I know. Jeff's Stupid Camping Trip.

From Kurt:
Never again, Blaine. Never again.

From Blaine:
Okay, so we'll discuss it next weekend.

From Kurt:
Are you nervous? About the performance?

From Blaine:
Yes. Sort of.

From Kurt:
I'm nervous.

From Blaine:
Gee, thanks.

From Kurt:
I just know how important this is to you.

From Blaine:
More than you realize.

From Kurt:
Do tell.

From Blaine:
You'll see soon enough.

From Kurt:
Blaine???? Is there someone special?

From Blaine:
Perhaps.

From Kurt:
Will I get to meet him?

From Kurt:
Blaine?

From Blaine:
I have class in five. See you next weekend?

From Kurt:
For sure.

From Kurt:
Wait!

From Blaine:
Yes?

From Kurt:
What should I wear?

From Blaine:
You look good in everything. Wear whatever you want.

From Kurt:
Thanks. I'm blushing.

From Blaine:
Curse your Blackberry. I wish you had FaceTime.

From Kurt:
You want to see me blush?

From Blaine:
Oh yes.

From Blaine:
It's kind of a burning desire.

From Kurt:
Kind of?

From Blaine:
I bet you blush all the way down your neck.

From Kurt:
Very funny.

From Kurt:
You are trying to be funny, right?

From Blaine:
Sure.

From Kurt:
Blaine?

From Blaine:
Still here.

From Kurt:
I'm really proud of you.

From Blaine:
Thank you.

From Kurt:
Really, REALLY proud of you.

From Blaine:
:)

From Kurt:
Can't wait.

***

February 19, 2014

From Kurt:
I'm sorry.

From Blaine:
Stop staying that.

From Kurt:
But I AM sorry.

From Blaine:
I'll just go skiing with the guys. I wanted to go anyway.

From Kurt:
You did?

From Blaine:
Sure. They're fun. Why not?

From Kurt:
Okay.

From Blaine:
Seriously. It's fine.

From Kurt:
You know I'd rather spend spring break with you.

From Blaine:
Don't bullshit me.

From Kurt:
Excuse me?

From Blaine:
I didn't mean that like it sounds. I just meant that I know you want this chance. You'll have more fun in rehearsals than you would with me. Shit. Would you just call me?

From Kurt:
Can't. I'm in the library.

From Blaine:
So take a break and call me.

From Kurt:
I don't want to pack up all my stuff yet. And I can't just leave it unattended. This is New York, Blaine.

From Blaine:
I'm aware.

From Kurt:
I'll call you later. Will you be around?

From Blaine:
Maybe. I have a date.

From Kurt:
New guy?

From Blaine:
Yes.

From Kurt:
Name?

From Blaine:
Adam.

From Kurt:
Last name?

From Blaine:
Please don't Google my date, Kurt.

From Kurt:
I won't. Last name?

From Blaine:
Westchester

From Kurt:
For real? Blaine.

From Blaine:
Don't say it.

From Kurt:
Are you sure you don't come from the same gene pool?

From Blaine:
Kurt.

From Kurt:
All that blue blood inbreeding.

From Blaine:
He's not rich.

From Kurt:
You mean he's not as rich as your family.

From Blaine:
Kurt.

From Kurt:
You're mad. I said I was sorry.

From Blaine:
I'm not mad! You have to call me. Just sneak into a corner so you can hear my voice. You'd know I'm not mad.

From Kurt:
There's like, 200 people in here, all badass New Yorkers or people who want to seem like badass New Yorkers. If I make a call, they will kill me.

From Blaine:
Fine.

From Blaine:
Caleb still rocking your world?

From Kurt:
Yes! :)

From Blaine:
Cool.

From Kurt:
He's dreamy, Blaine. Like the definition of.

From Blaine:
So you keep telling me. Does he still text you every five minutes?

From Kurt:
Are you ever going to let me off the hook for that?

From Blaine:
For what?

From Kurt:
I know it bothered you, that night after your showcase.

From Blaine:
What? The constant texting from your dreamy stalker boyfriend? Nah.

From Kurt:
I didn't have the phone on during the performance. I told you.

From Blaine:
Sure.

From Kurt:
I'm SORRY. Jesus. That's all I ever say to you anymore.

From Blaine:
Stop it. That's not true.

From Kurt:
It feels true.

From Blaine:
I don't want you to be sorry. I want you to be happy.

From Kurt:
Okay.

From Blaine:
Okay.

From Kurt:
So tell me about Adam.

From Blaine:
Can't you just call me so you can hear me gush?

From Kurt:
No.

From Blaine:
What do you want to know?

From Kurt:
Is he a big drinker?

From Blaine:
I don't know yet. Why?

From Kurt:
No reason.

From Blaine:
Kurt.

From Blaine:
Kurt.

From Blaine:
KURT!

From Kurt:
Sorry. I was transfixed by the photo of him doing shots off of a very attractive boy with blackish hair and killer abs.

From Blaine:
You DID Google him!

From Kurt:
Of course.

From Blaine:
Are you on his Facebook?

From Kurt:
Duh.

From Blaine:
I haven't even looked at his Facebook.

From Kurt:
And you agreed to date him? What's wrong with you?

From Blaine:
Dark hair, huh?

From Kurt:
I guess he has a type.

From Blaine:
You think I have killer abs?

From Kurt:
I did NOT say that. Did I say that? NO.

From Blaine:
You almost said that.

From Kurt:
You wish.

From Blaine:
He's cute, right?

From Kurt:
Yes, I'll give you that. Oh. He's a senior.

From Blaine:
Very good. And what are his thoughts on God? Obama? Favorite movies?

From Kurt:
Blaine.

From Blaine:
What now?

From Kurt:
Are you aware that your date likes Shania Twain?

From Blaine:
So?

From Kurt:
He has some sort of sports quote as his reason for living.

From Blaine:
He plays rugby. Hot, right?

From Kurt:
Very. But, Shania?

From Blaine:
I like Shania.

From Kurt:
Name one of her songs.

From Blaine:
You're Still the One.

From Kurt:
Everyone knows that one.

From Blaine:
Any Man of Mine.

From Kurt:
Everyone knows that one, too.

From Blaine:
Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?

From Kurt:
Is that a real song?

From Blaine:
I can Google.

From Kurt:
Touch�.

From Blaine:
He's sweet. And hot. And he likes me.

From Kurt:
Sounds simple enough.

From Blaine:
Simple is good. I could use some simplicity.

From Kurt:
Yeah.

From Blaine:
So I'll see you in a couple of weeks.

From Kurt:
Nine days. Oh, fair warning -- Rachel plans to bring along one of her vegan coffee cakes.

From Blaine:
Thanks for the heads up.

From Kurt:
Maybe I'll get to meet Adam.

From Blaine:
Maybe.

From Kurt:
Have to study. See you soon!

From Blaine:
:)

From Blaine:
But Kurt, my abs... they ARE killer, right?

From Kurt:
Well, you're no Mike Chang, but they'll do.

***

May 11th, 2015

From Kurt:
The first pair.

From Blaine:
I'll have to have them hemmed.

From Kurt:
Just cuff them.

From Blaine:
(PIC) What about this shirt?

From Kurt:
Definitely.

From Blaine:
Thanks. I wish you were here to help me.

From Kurt:
This works, right?

From Blaine:
Sure. I just wish you were here.

From Kurt:
Busy.

From Kurt:
I have a boyfriend.

From Blaine:
What does that have to do with anything?

From Kurt:
I want to spend time with him.

From Blaine:
You see him all the time. I haven't seen you since Thanksgiving!

From Kurt:
We've been together over a year, Blaine.

From Blaine:
Again, what does that have to do with anything?

From Kurt:
It's serious.

From Blaine:
AGAIN...

From Kurt:
Blaine.

From Kurt:
Blaine.

From Kurt:
Don't sulk.

From Blaine:
It's fine. I'll see you in a couple of weeks, anyway. For the thing.

From Kurt:
So you're coming for sure?

From Blaine:
For sure.

From Kurt:
Okay. Good.

From Blaine:
Good?

From Kurt:
You're staying with us?

From Blaine:
I thought this was settled.

From Kurt:
It is. It's fine.

From Blaine:
Tell me.

From Kurt:
Rachel didn't exactly inform me that she invited you to stay with us.

From Blaine:
Oh.

From Kurt:
It's fine.

From Blaine:
I can get a hotel.

From Kurt:
No. It's fine. Really.

From Blaine:
Is it Caleb? Is he living with you now?

From Kurt:
NO. Of course not. He's just over here. A lot.

From Blaine:
I'll get a hotel room.

From Kurt:
Don't. It's only one night.

From Blaine:
Two.

From Kurt:
Two. It's fine. Two is fine.

From Blaine:
Anyone else besides Mike and Tina confirm?

From Kurt:
Santana, Puck and Finn.

From Blaine:
What about Britt?

From Kurt:
Maybe. She's trying.

From Blaine:
I can't wait to see everyone. Thanks for including me.

From Kurt:
Of course. You're sort of an honorary member. And I'm only a former member anyway.

From Blaine:
Hang on, I'm checking out.

From Kurt:
I have to tell you something. And I don't want to tell you, so I will do it while you're focused on something else. I'm not going to be home this summer. I'm staying in NY.

From Kurt:
Blaine?

From Blaine:
What? Since when?

From Kurt:
Since last week, I guess.

From Blaine:
So I won't see you at all this summer?

From Kurt:
No. Not unless you come to NY.

From Blaine:
Shit.

From Kurt:
Blaine.

From Kurt:
Blaine?

From Blaine:
I should go. I have somewhere to be.

From Kurt:
Okay. See you soon!

From Blaine:
Really, Kurt? See you soon?

From Kurt:
What?

From Blaine:
Nothing.

From Kurt:
WHAT?

From Blaine:
You make me sound like just any old friend.

From Kurt:
You're not just anything. You're my best friend.

From Blaine:
Right.

From Kurt:
You ARE.

From Blaine:
It doesn't feel like it anymore.

From Kurt:
Ouch.

From Blaine:
Well?

From Kurt:
We're growing up.

From Blaine:
I didn't realize that was synonymous with growing apart.

From Kurt:
Double ouch.

From Blaine:
Sorry.

From Kurt:
You'll always be my best friend, Blaine. Even when we're far apart, or busy, or whatever. It's just bumps. Growing pains or something.

From Kurt:
Boys, bank accounts and borders, right? They can't bust up our friendship.

From Blaine:
Apparently they can.

From Kurt:
Come on. Don't you want me to be happy?

From Blaine:
Of course. What kind of question is that?

From Kurt:
Caleb wants us to focus on our relationship this summer. I agreed.

From Blaine:
And that will make you happy?

From Kurt:
I certainly hope so.

From Blaine:
Are you okay? Are you having problems?

From Kurt:
Maybe. Tiny, tiny problems.

From Blaine:
Why didn't you tell me?

From Kurt:
I haven't told anyone. I'm telling you now.

From Blaine:
What can I do for you? Let me call you.

From Kurt:
No, he's still sleeping. I don't want to wake him. We kind of got into it last night, and he's only had a few hours’ sleep.

From Blaine:
Shit, Kurt I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be such a jerk.

From Kurt:
You didn't know.

From Blaine:
Still.

From Kurt:
It's not that big of a deal. I just want you to know that you're my friend. My best friend. And I care about you so much, okay?

From Blaine:
Okay. You don't have to say all of that. I just miss you, and I was being a baby about it.

From Kurt:
I know.

From Kurt:
You're probably my favorite person in the world. You know that?

From Blaine:
Probably?

From Kurt:
You know what I mean.

From Blaine:
:)

From Kurt:
Just the one?

From Blaine:
:) :)

From Kurt:
Come on. You know you want to.

From Blaine:
:) :) :) :) :)

From Kurt:
;)

***

January 1, 2016

From Blaine:
You still in the house?

From Kurt:
asgahsgoihwreoigh

From Blaine:
You can type that but you can't type Y or N?

From Kurt:
Y

From Blaine:
So are you still here?

From Kurt:
Y

From Blaine:
Where are you?

From Kurt:
Don't know. Darkness.

From Blaine:
Are you in a bed?

From Kurt:
N

From Blaine:
Are you upstairs or downstairs?

From Kurt:
Maybe.

From Blaine:
I smell flowers. Do you smell flowers?

From Kurt:
Cheese.

From Blaine:
It smells like cheese?

From Kurt:
Y

From Blaine:
Are you in the kitchen?

From Kurt:
???

From Blaine:
Are you on the floor?

From Kurt:
Probably.

From Blaine:
Are you under the kitchen table?

From Kurt:
!!!

From Blaine:
Did you figure out where you are?

From Kurt:
Butler's pantry.

From Blaine:
You're so far away!

From Kurt:
Where are you?

From Blaine:
A complete sentence. Are you awake now?

From Kurt:
I am awake, but I am not alive.

From Blaine:
I told you to drink water.

From Kurt:
You are the authority on surviving excessive alcohol consumption. I forgot.

From Blaine:
You are definitely awake. Come find me.

From Kurt:
I can't move my legs.

From Blaine:
Are you hurt?

From Kurt:
N

From Blaine:
Then what?

From Kurt:
Jeff is laying on my legs. He won't move.

From Blaine:
You and Jeff are in the butler's pantry?

From Kurt:
And Thad.

From Blaine:
How is that possible? It's a very tiny room. It's not even a room.

From Kurt:
It's bigger than my apartment in NY.

From Blaine:
Total lie. How are 3 of you sleeping in there?

From Kurt:
4

From Blaine:
?

From Kurt:
I am sleeping on Trent. Jeff is sleeping on me. Thad is sleeping on Jeff.

From Blaine:
How the hell did that happen?

From Kurt:
I have no idea. Please help me.

From Blaine:
I'm upstairs.

From Kurt:
So come downstairs.

From Blaine:
I am never drinking again.

From Kurt:
You say that every time.

From Blaine:
I don't even know how I ended up in this bed.

From Kurt:
Nick. He took pity on you.

From Blaine:
Why?

From Kurt:
Because you are sometimes pitiful, and last night was one of those times.

From Blaine:
I'm fine without a boyfriend.

From Kurt:
Me too. Although the way Trent is touching my ass, I may already have a new one.

From Blaine:
I don't need a boyfriend. I don't need anybody.

From Kurt:
That's basically the chorus of the song you made up last night... and sang over and over again until Nick put you to bed.

From Blaine:
Please tell me you're kidding.

From Kurt:
YouTube. Check it.

From Blaine:
I want to die.

From Kurt:
It's not that embarrassing. I think. I was drunk. Maybe it's awful.

From Blaine:
No. I mean I want to die. My body is dead, and I want to go with it. To a happy place, where vomit and headaches and stupid ex-boyfriends don't exist.

From Kurt:
Take me with you.

From Blaine:
I would, you know.

From Kurt:
I know.

From Blaine:
I'd take you anywhere. Everywhere. You know what I mean.

From Kurt:
You'll have to, because I can't feel my legs.

From Blaine:
No seriously.

From Kurt:
Is this about London?

From Blaine:
It's far. So far.

From Kurt:
You'll love it.

From Blaine:
You would love it. I bet you would love it.

From Kurt:
I bet I would.

From Blaine:
I might love it.

From Kurt:
That's what I said.

From Blaine:
I might not come back.

From Kurt:
I know.

From Blaine:
I wish you were upstairs.

From Kurt:
I wish you were downstairs.

From Blaine:
Well you know what they say?

From Kurt:
They who?

From Blaine:
If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.

From Kurt:
That's a song.

From Blaine:
It's poetry. The poetry of truth.

From Kurt:
You do realize I'm locked in a tiny pantry with $80,000 worth of fine china and three disgustingly drunk Warblers. How exactly am I supposed to love the ones I'm with?

From Blaine:
I'm coming. I'm coming.

From Kurt:
Thank you.

From Blaine:
Will you make the pancakes?

From Kurt:
I am no longer human, and therefore cannot cook.

From Blaine:
Please? :) :)

From Kurt:
I am going to pee on Jeff in about two minutes.

From Blaine:
Pretty please? :) :) :)

From Kurt:
Stop it.

From Blaine:
I'm upright. I'm coming. I see the stairs.

From Kurt:
I think I figured out why it smells like cheese in here. Stop texting and run.

From Blaine:
Please will you make the pancakes?

From Kurt:
Y

From Blaine:
:) :) :) :)