Chapter 6: Sex Gods and McKinley

The next day I decided to skip school *gasp* ha no I really don't give a fuck. My excuse is simple: I didn't feel like attending classes today. Plus I have a perfect attendance record what's losing a day gonna do? As I left Dalton I thought "hmmm what can I do today?" Then I got it! I can go visit the New Directions. While visiting I can also seize the opportunity to ask Puck to make me a fake I.D so I can buy all the liquor and smokes I want. Why liquor? The answer is simple: I want to get wasted. Even though I have changed drastically over the course of two days I still feel uptight in a way, so I deicide I'm going to let loose and have fun.

As I was driving to McKinley I noticed a bar with the word Scandals shining brightly in the color blue on top. I have heard about this bar it is supposedly a gay bar.

"Interesting" I thought. "I can have a bit of fun here and maybe get wasted. Plus it's the perfect place to meet more gay men like me. After Puck gets me that I.D I'll come here to release some steam and let loose." I smiled to myself already feeling excited and my body buzzing with anticipation of the possibility of being loose and wild and meeting gay men. Old Kurt would have never done this I thought smugly.

I then let my mind wander to the New Directions and their reactions to my new lifestyle. Today I dressed in simple black jeans and a simple white V-neck shirt with my leather jacket and my black combat boots today I even added black eyeliner on. I laughed out loud thinking about how Rachel's face would look like once seeing me. Mercedes would be surprised as well as Finn, Tina, Mike, and Mr. Shue! Oh my god he will probably start chastising me on how I am supposed to accept myself and be myself and blah blah blah! But it would all be worth it.

I finally arrived at McKinley's parking lot where I parked my car and started walking to the school. As I enter the school a familiar feeling surges through me, that feeling being fear. I then start composing my figure into one of courage and looked at myself, seeing the black and leather, instantly making me feeling better and braver. I then start walking with a confident strut until I saw my old locker. A locker which has been an accomplice to my torment here at McKinley, a locker who helped give me many bruises, a locker which betrayed me, a locker who I hate so much because it reminds me how weak and pitiful I was. I instantly hit the locker. I hit it with so much rage I created a dent in the middle. Oops.

I start walking away a bit satisfied and start heading towards the choir room. I looked at the clock in the hallway. Huh. Glee hasn't even started yet. Whatever I'll just surprise them by hiding out in the back. It's perfect. It'll give me a chance to spy a little even, not that it was necessary seeing as I was in the club and I know exactly what they're gonna do.

I enter the choir room and start heading to the back. I quickly make myself comfortable in the corner. The glee club won't see me because I am hiding behind these big red speakers the band uses. I look at my phone it's still early might as well start updating my Facebook profile. I look at profile picture and grunt. Ew. I then change my picture to a recent one I took with my new bad boy look. Nice. I then start changing everything to make my new persona fit perfectly. Overall it came out good. I was about to put my phone away when I got a message from unknown number.

From: Unknown To: Kurt

Hey ;) I saw u on Facebook and I got to say you r smoking. Do u have an amazing ass attached to that body?

Huh that was quick. Who is this? How did he get my number? I then remembered that I put my phone number on my account public. Still though who is this? I hope it's some hot gay guy and not a hormonal crazed chick. I text back to the stranger:

To: Unknown From: Kurt

Who wants to know? Name?

By knowing his/hers name I'll find out the answer to two of my question. Are you a guy and are you gay? If I get a male name I'll know he's gay because which straight guy says you are smoking to another guy? None, that's how many. I patiently await unknown to answer back. I was about to text him/ her back when I got another message.

From: Unknown To: Kurt

My name is Sebastian Smythe babe. I'm from Ohio and yes I'm very gay ;).

I instantly scream inside. Finally! Another gay man from Ohio and one who thinks I'm hot. Yes! This transformation so far has brought me nothing but good things. I instantly start imagining different ideas about Sebastian. Things like how hot he must be and if he's interested in meeting up. I eagerly text back Sebastian.

To: Sebastian ;) From: Kurt

Hey. I'm Kurt Hummel and very gay as well ;). So Sebastian mind sending me a picture to me and confirm my images of u being extremely sexy ;)

Sent. I wonder if that too forward? Nah. He so far seems as forward as I am.

Ding.

From: Sebastian ;) To: Kurt

[Insert a hot picture of Grant here] Here's ur confirmation babe.

HOLY SHIT! Sebastian is amazingly hot and drool worthy! He has an eyebrow piercing like mine and a couple ear piercings too. He's wearing a very tight black tank top which shows off his muscles perfectly. He's also wearing a gray beanie that looks amazing on him and that smile ugh don't get me started. He's exactly the type of person I was looking for! Yes! I then start fanning myself with my hand. Kurt you hit the jackpot!

Kurt: DAMN! U r crazy gorgeous <3

Sebastian ;): u flatter me too much babe when u r the sex god here. Have u seen yourself? Men from all around the world even straight ones would do ur every bidding.

Kurt: You're too sweet. So Seb where from Ohio r u from?

Sebastian ;): Seb? I like it. Im in between Lima and Westerville. Wbu?

Kurt: Im from the stink hole called Lima.

Sebastian ;): Seems like you're not fond of this cow town. Lol.

I instantly burst out laughing then cover my mouth seeing as I'm still in hiding. I look around and see if anyone came in to investigate the noise. No one came in.

Good.

Cow town is the perfect word to describe Lima. Its official I was meant to meet Sebastian.

Kurt: You my dear good sir just made my day. I can't stop laughing.

Sebastian ;): Yeah I know I did. Because let's face it I got the looks, the chamr and the humor. I'm your dream guy babe.

Kurt: My dream guy actually has the looks, THE CHARM and the humor. What's chamr? Lol.

Sebastian ;): Ha. Smart one r we now? I meant charm. This means......I am your dream guy ;) Don't deny it babe.

Kurt: OH! WOE IS ME I HAVE FOUND MY SOULMATE! I AM SO HAPPY AND IN LOVEEEEEEEE <3

Kurt: To find out if you're my dream guy or not we r gonna have to meet.

Sebastian ;): Booty call already? I thought you were different Kurt. Shame on me for falling for the wrong guy L

Kurt: OMG NO! I meant like get a coffee or something. And you fall pretty faster for strangers don't you :P

Sebastian ;): Asking me out Hummel? And only for you babe:*

Kurt: Yeah Smythe. Problem? If so I'll take me and my perfect ass elsewhere.

Sebastian ;): So U DO have an amazing ass attached to that body. And NO DON'T LEAVE ME! I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU.

Kurt: Okay I u insist.

Sebastian ;): Yay!

Just as I was about to text back Sebastian I heard the bell ring. Dang it.

Kurt: Hey Seb let me text u in a bit. I got to do something.

Sebastian ;): Ok babe I'll be waiting:*

I put my phone away and on vibrate. Don't want a call or text message to give away I'm here.

Buzz

Spoke too soon.

Sebastian Smythe wants to be your friend.

I smile 'yep Kurt you hit the jackpot'. Just as I was about to accept I heard someone come in. That someone being the least person I wanted to see, Rachel. Who was ranting to Mercedes about a date she had, the date her and Blaine are going on. Gag. Mercedes however had worry plastered to her face. I wonder what that was about. As they sat down a few chairs from me I got the opportunity to hear into their conversation.

"I'm so excited Mercy. Mercedes. MERCEDES! Hello earth to Mercedes?!" screeched Rachel. Um ouch.

Then Mercedes spoke in a concerned voice "Rach have you recently spoke to Kurt?" Oh that was interesting she's thinking about me. Knowing where this conversation was going to head I braced myself.

"Mercedes!" gasped Rachel " Are you seriously thinking about Kurt when I'm in a real dilemma because I don't know what to wear for my date with the most dapper guy I ever had the pleasure to meet!" Oh I'm gonna pop out and punch that bitch, she really knows how to push my buttons. Old Kurt would've felt hurt at what Rachel was saying, but this Kurt wants to strangle the shit out of her.

"Rachel if you're having wardrobe problems why don't you ask Kurt? He will actually make you look normal for once" spoke Mercedes in an annoyed tone while Rachel looked offended.

"Mercy I'm not asking Kurt because he's mad at me for dating Blaine. He's jealous that Blaine and I were meant to be and actually have chemistry" spoke Rachel in a smug voice. I was about to get up and slap the hobbit when Mercedes started speaking in an annoyed voice.

"God Rachel! Don't you think about anyone but yourself? I am seriously worried about Kurt and here you are going about a guy, who Kurt likes by the way, you're going on date with."

Rachel looked confused "Why are you worried about Kurt?" and of course Rachel didn't hear the last part of Mercedes statement. I scoff.

Mercedes rolls her eyes but continues talking "Last period I was bored out of my mind that I went on Facebook" Oh I know where this is going I thought as I started smiling "and as I started scrolling through the news feed I saw something that made me stop, Kurt's profile picture."

"MER-"started Rachel before Mercedes cut her off.

"Don't Rach! As I was saying Kurt looked different and it worried me. He was wearing all black and had red highlighted hair and it was all strange..." trailed off Mercedes.

However Rachel wasn't as worried instead she looked relieved "Oh Mercy you had me scared I thought it was actually something serious." Mercedes looked like she was gonna slap her. "He's probably trying on some new trend it's nothing to be concerned about Mercy" finished Rachel with a satisfied look on her face. Oh this bitch is gonna get it now.

They kept on talking but I didn't pay any more attention because if I had I would come out (no pun intended) of hiding and slapped Rachel right across the face. I instead looked around and realized that I was so into Rachel's and Mercedes conversation that everyone was already there waiting for Mr. Schuester.

Finally Mr. Schuester arrived and just as he was going to speak the hobbit beats it to him. Ugh.

"Mr. Shue I have a song ready for today's assignment and I'm going first". I rolled my eyes because if I let her get to me she will walk out of here injured. Apparently I wasn't the only one thinking that.

"God shut it Berry you're gonna make my eyes bleed and if you started singing my ears would start bleeding too seeing as you only screech" stated Santana irritated.

Apparently Santana insulting Rachel singing caused Rachel to break and not in the I'm-going-to-start-crying type of break but more like oh-you're-gonna-get-it-now-bitch.

"Well Santana if my presence and my singing bothers you so much why don't you just leave it's not like the club is gonna miss out on much" screeched Rachel. Seriously she has to stop that or like Santana said my ears are going to start bleeding. The whole Glee stayed quiet because they knew a cat fight was going to ensue and they like to watch.

"Wow Berry you hurt my feelings. Yeah right pff admit it Rachel you need me as does as this whole club does. Where are you gonna get another member to sign up? You're so into yourself Berry to think that you are the only one that has talent in this club. So yeah maybe some of us can't compete with you but that doesn't give you the right to put everyone down. I know someone who is a lot way better at singing then you are, Kurt." Oh Santana I could just hug you now. I looked and Rachel and her reaction almost made me burst out laughing. She looked like someone whose dog just got killed she also looked a bit offended.

"How dare you?!" screeched Rachel. Again Ouch. "I AM SO MUCH BETTER THEN KURT" oh no you didn't "HE CAN'T EVEN HIT A HIGH F! I AM BETTER THEN ALL OF YOU".

The whole remained silence some shocked at the outburst and some ready to punch her. I decided then it was time to come out of hiding and teach this hobbit a lesson. I stood up.

"Want to know something Barbara-wanna-be I actually can hit the high F" I spoke in a sharp tone.

Everyone looked surprised and a bit scared of how I came out of now where. After that was done they stared in shock at my outfit, hair, piercings and tone. I would've laughed if I wasn't at pissed at Rachel. Rachel was standing looking at Kurt like a deer in highlights.

"The only reason my voice cracked was not because I can't sing, which I can, it was because I did it on purpose. I lost because I wanted it to."

Rachel gasp looking obviously petrified at the thought she didn't actually win.

"I made myself lose because I wanted to save my father from the pain of having his son being ridiculed. Did you know that few days before the Diva-off someone called my house saying hey your son's a fag. I brushed it off like always but my dad he looked so conflicted and angry that it hurt me to see him like that. Imagine what would've happened if I sang a female song in front of an audience he would've had an earlier heart attack. I did it because I wasn't selfish which is something you're doing Rachel all the time" god that felt good.

Santana then started clapping. "Kurt I'm so proud of you. You finally got Rachel to shut up. And I also have to say that the new look is smoking and that I'm so liking your newfound spark. Mami approves."

I smiled at her she's one friend I'm going to keep. I looked around at the New Directions faces who, expect Puck, didn't agree with Santana's statement. They all looked so mortified that I took out my phone and took a picture because this moment was just too good. Santana and Puck laughed at my attics while everyone else looks confused.

"Kurt why'd you take a picture?" asked Finn in an overly confused voice.

"Because Finny dear your faces are just too priceless and I needed to capture the moment" I spoke to Finn in an overly sweet voice which just made him uncomfortable. Tsk typical.

"I don't understand Kurt. What happen to you?" spoke Mercedes confused.

I laughed. "I finally woke up Mercedes. By the way Rachel I also heard your conversation with Mercedes right here from the back." I spoke annoyed voice. Rachel's face just kept getting better and better. And I of course took a picture.

Snap Snap.

"What the hell Kurt?!" screamed Tina? Well that was unexpected or was it? Whatever I don't know and I don't care. "I thought that you accepted yourself Kurt. That you were proud and wore all types of flamboyant outfits because you didn't care of what anyone says. And now you here and you completely changed yourself. That's not the Kurt I know"

I scoffed in irritation "You're right about one thing Tina I don't give a fuck" the club gasps "of what people think of me. And no Tina I haven't changed. I GREW UP. I finally woke up from my happy gay dream and realized that I was pathetic. I looked back at my life was became disgusted of myself. I live in Ohio and I thought that it was alright to dress with the whole rainbow flag and flaunt it to people how much of a fag I was! How stupid! No wonder I got thrown in dumpsters and got bullied daily." I laughed darkly.

The choir room became deadly silent.

"Part of my epiphany was because of this hobbit" I point at Rachel "and the other hobbit I got to school with. They made me realized how fucking good of a person I am. They made me realized that I was a people pleaser. I do a lot for people but what do I get in returned?! Nothing! So I got tired of this act I was playing for years and got real. I don't won't to get hurt anymore so instead I'm doing the hurting now, consider it like payback." I smiled and continued speaking but in a sweet voice that I knew gave people the chills.

"I changed my outfit because frankly it was too gay and buying designer clothing wasted a lot of my money and I simply don't give a fuck of what people think of what I'm wearing. I don't want to impress people anymore I don't want to do anything for people anymore. I dyed my hair because I needed a new look and wanted to do something I would never do. I got piercings because I thought that if I wanted to change and erase the old Kurt for good piercings would look good with the new persona and frankly it makes me look sexy."

"You got that right!" screamed Santana.

"Thanks San. Anyway overall I wanted to make a new me. One who could fend for himself and one who would be less pathetic. Anyone got any questions?" I asked and looked around but no one answered. Whatever.

"Anyway I got to get going cause you know of the long drive to Dalton. But before I leave I got to speak to you Puckerman."

"Me?" asked Puck dumbly. I rolled my eyes.

"No. The other dumbass with the Mohawk behind you, the one who happens to have the same name as you, that's who."

Puck looked impressed at my rude behavior while Sam looked scared. Ha talk about an LOL. I started walking towards the door when I said one last thing to the New Directions.

"Hoped you enjoyed old Kurt when he was here. Oh wait! You didn't. Puckerman get your ass out here!"

I walked out with Puckerman in tow taking one last picture because hey their faces are still too good to pass up. When I was completely out of the room I turned to Puck.

"I need something from you" I asked calmly. Puck looked worried. "No not that you dumbass!" I smacked him on the head.

Rubbing his head Puck asked "Damn princess you sure have changed. What can I do to avoid getting hit again from you?"

"I need a fake I.D." I spoke calmly. "One that at least says I'm twenty-one or something. Whatever I don't care, I just need one."

Puck looked shocked "A fake I.D.? What do you need that for?"

I rolled my eyes and spoke impatiently "I need one to get into clubs and buy booze duh. Why else would anyone need a fake I.D.?"

"Buy booze? Shit I like this new you Kurtie it's less uptight and more fun. Sure I can get you one. I could even have it by tomorrow." I smiled at Puck he's another friend I'm keeping.

"Thanks man I owe you and by owing you I don't because of the torment you helped cause last year." Puck looked like he was about to interrupt but didn't say anything in fear of getting hit again. Fear of Kurt Hummel? That's a new one. "Consider us even after this Puckerman."

"Sure man I can deal with it. Thanks." I pulled Puck into a quick hug and whisper into his ear "If you tell anyone about this hug and this moment we are having I will personally find you and cut off your balls and feed them to a dog". I lean back, pat his back and started walking away from a fearful Puck, which by the way.......

Snap Snap

Today was a better day then I ever excepted it to be. I finally put Rachel on her place, I came clean about everything and I flirted/asked out a sex-god. Which by the way, I took out my phone got onto Facebook and pressed accept to Sebastian's friend request.

I got into my car and drove away from McKinley with only one thought.

Today was a day to remember.