The car

So hot whined Blaine as he climbed into the car. I will turn the air conditioner on said Finn. Thanks said Blaine. I am hungry too groaned Blaine as he finished off his juice. I will get you something once we get to the mall to get you some new shoes. Crap I forgot my wallet groaned Blaine. I got it sweetheart said Carole. No its my responsibility to pay for the things I need with my own money said Blaine. Not this time said Carole. Let her spoil you said Finn. Okay sighed Blaine. I am just not used to it. Well you are my child for the next 3 weeks so get used to it smiled Carole. I will try groaned Blaine. My head hurts groaned Blaine. Here said Finn as he pulled the pain medicine from his jacket pocket. Thanks said Blaine as he grabbed his discarded water bottle from earlier and took the pill. He placed the bottle in his bag.

Um Mrs Hummel we have a slight issue said Blaine when he opened his bag. what is that baby asked Carole. I only have the pants I am wearing left said Blaine. Okay said Carole. The drug store is still open so its not a huge problem said Carole. Okay yawned Blaine. You rest while I run in and grab them said Carole. I will said Blaine. After the quick pit stop to the drug store for diapers Carole was back on the road and headed to the West Lima mall to find shoes for Blaine.

The Mall 8pm

I'm hungry whined Blaine as they walked into the mall. We will go eat said Carole. I already called Burt and said I had to feed you two while we were getting shoes. Cool said Finn but I need to pee before I can eat. Me too groaned Blaine as they walked towards the food court. Blaine how are you feeling right now asked Carole. I am tired, hungry and I need to pee said Blaine. Other than that how are you feeling asked Carole. I am still really hot and weak sighed Blaine as they passed the music store. What was the heavy sigh for asked Carole. Nothing groaned Blaine. It meant something said Finn as he turned to go down the hall to the bathroom. Really its nothing said Blaine. Whats wrong baby asked Carole. No really I am okay. I just need to go pee is all said Blaine. Go potty boys I will be waiting here for you said Carole.

The men's room

Okay Blaine what gives asked Finn. Nothing said Blaine as he went into the stall. Something is bothering you now spill it said Finn from the urinal. Seriously I am fine just tired okay groaned Blaine. No you aren't and we can all tell it said Finn. No disrespect but what is bothering me is something you can not possibly understand said Blaine as he flushed the toilet. Its your mom not being here isnt it said Finn. Part of it yeah said Blaine as he washed his hands. What else and if you say your a burden I will kick your ass right now said Finn. That is another part of it and I am a burden. Your mom is worrying over me and I do not know how to handle that. I have never in my life had that kind of mom attention and love. Its scary how much I enjoy being held and cuddled by her said Blaine. Plus I keep sweating and peeing on everything. Clothes beds a chair and the kitchen floor sighed Blaine. Things that can be washed or replaced said Finn. Yeah but it will cost me a fortune to replace them all said Blaine. You are sick stop worrying about it. We don't care said Finn. Yeah well I do and I am the one who counts said Blaine. Not this time said Finn. Whatever lets go find some food I am so hungry and weak feeling said Blaine. Yeah alright said Finn.

The hallway

Can we get this done please Mrs Hummel. I am feeling terrible moaned Blaine. Lets go feed you boys smiled Carole. Please groaned Blaine. I want to go to sleep so bad right now moaned Blaine as they walked on to the food court. We will get your shoes tomorrow then said Carole. Lets feed you and get you home. No we are here lets get it done and over with smiled Blaine weakly.

The food court.

The second they entered the food court Blaine perked up. He saw Burt, Kurt, Rachel and Puck sitting at a table. What are they doing here asked Finn. Apparently here to eat said Carole a little shocked. My Kurt is here cried Blaine as he ran to him. Hi smiled Kurt. I missed you so much grinned Blaine. I was only gone for two hours said Kurt. I know. I just really missed you is all said Blaine as he hugged Kurt. Wow your body is hot said Kurt. I know said Blaine as he slumped down at the table. You feel rotten don't you asked Kurt. Yeah sighed Blaine. I am over being sick groaned Blaine as he stole Kurt's drink. Thief and so am I said Kurt. I stay so thirsty groaned Blaine as he set the now empty cup back on the table. I have noticed said Kurt as he got up to go get a refill. Sorry blushed Blaine. Don't be sorry said Puck. The more you drink the faster that crap will leave your body. I know said Blaine. Ready for it to be over too. Man its hot in here groaned Blaine.

No its not the hot is all you said Carole as she sat a plate with pizza on it in front of Blaine and his own diet coke. Please eat for me said Carole. Yum and I will smiled Blaine. You will what asked Kurt as he sat back down. Eat said Blaine with a mouth full of pizza. Gross talk after you swallow. You are such a boy groaned Kurt. Hahahahaha I am a boy laughed Blaine and I can prove it. No not at the table said the group. Gross groaned Rachel as she ate her salad. My penis is awesome grinned Blaine just ask Kurt. He has no complaints. Oh geez blushed Kurt. Well you don't said Blaine proudly. Blaine please shut up blushed Kurt. Well why you said you were proud of the things I do to you beamed Blaine. Um dude trying to eat interjected Puck. Sorry grinned Blaine. God this is soo embarrassing groaned Kurt. No it is not said an indignant Blaine. I am sexy and we both know it. Blaine sit down and eat said Burt as he returned with Carole. Yes sir said Blaine. Well his mood has improved said Carole. What were you kids talking about? Blaine being a boy said Finn. Well he is smiling again so whatever eat up kids said Carole. The rest of your group will be to the house soon said Burt. Ten minutes later Kurt, Blaine and Carole left the table to go find the new shoes Blaine needed.

The shoe store

So Blaine said Carole what type of sneaker do you want to look at it. I dunno groaned Blaine. Whats wrong asked Kurt. Nothing sighed Blaine as he walked into the store. That isnt a nothing Blaine what is wrong asked Carole. Geez nothing is wrong or I should say wont be when we get home groaned Blaine. Are you wet whispered Kurt. Ugh and no groaned Blaine as he looked at the shoes. These are your style smiled Kurt. Yeah except they are red laughed Blaine. You know I wear white or black sneakers. Sorry your highness said Kurt as he bowed. Knock it off you two nut cases giggled Carole. I like these said Blaine as he looked over a pair of black Reeboks. You would said Kurt. They go with everything smiled Blaine as he searched the shelf for his size to check the fit. Do they fit okay asked Carole. Yes they do and feel nice said Blaine as he walked up and down the aisle. Is that what you want then asked Carole. Yeah but I should pay for them said Blaine as he remembered his wallet was sitting in the bathroom by the sink at home. They are expensive. You are my child and you deserve it smiled Carole. I am paying and that is that said Carole. Okay sighed Blaine. What no fight said Kurt. I have zero chance of winning said Blaine so what is the point. True but you gave up a lot easier that I had expected said Kurt. Yeah well try feeling like I do right now. You would give up too said Blaine.

Ugh I need to use the bathroom groaned Blaine. I knew it said Kurt way too loud. You knew what groaned Blaine. I knew that you needed to go to the bathroom said Kurt. No need broadcasting it shot Blaine. Sorry come on said Kurt. No said Blaine. I can wait til we get back to the house. I am so not going in a public bathroom shot Blaine. Huh said Kurt. You use public bathrooms all the time with no issue said Kurt. Kurt honey let it be and I do not blame him. I won't do that in a public toilet either said Carole. Oh that blushed Kurt. Yes that and I went right before we left groaned Blaine. I hate my body when I am sick moaned Blaine. Alright boys lets go smiled Carole as she led them out of the store. Great groaned Blaine now I have to pee. To the bathroom real quick then to the grocery store smiled Carole. No bathroom groaned Blaine. Lets just go. You need to at least go pee said Kurt. No groaned Blaine. His choice said Carole as she led the way back to her car.

The car

Ugh groaned Blaine as he climbed into Carole's car. You okay asked Carole. My tummy is cramping like crazy. I really need to use the bathroom and soon moaned Blaine. Hang tough okay. I will run you boys home before I go to the grocery store said Carole. Okay moaned Blaine. Hang tough baby its a 10 minute drive said Carole. I know and ow whined Blaine. What asked Kurt. Cramps hurt is all sighed Blaine. Blaine just go in the diaper said Kurt. Um no that's really disgusting said Blaine. I know but your in pain baby said Kurt as he reached back and touched Blaine's knee. Trust me I know moaned Blaine as he belly cramped.

Ow ow ow fuck I need to use the bathroom groaned Blaine. There is a gas station up ahead do you want me to stop asked Carole. Yes and no moaned Blaine. Which is it said Carole. I don't want to go there but I need to go so bad right now moaned Blaine. Ow fuck groaned Blaine. What asked Kurt. I am about to go in the car groaned Blaine. Please stop cried Blaine. Ugh my stomach hurts groaned Blaine. A minute later Carole pulled the car into a space and Blaine bolted from the car into the gas station and straight into the bathroom. Do you think he is okay asked Kurt. I am sure he is fine said Carole. He took off kinda fast said Kurt. Well when you gotta go, you gotta go smiled Carole. Why don't you text him said Carole. Good idea said Kurt as he fished his phone out of his pocket.

Kurt: are you okay

Blaine: no but I will survive

Kurt: whats wrong baby

Blaine: this bathroom is fucking disgusting. Some nasty bastard pissed all over the floor.

Kurt: eww thats gross.

Blaine: I know. I am trying to not touch the seat in here its gross too.

Kurt: eww.

Blaine: no choice please stop texting so I can go its hard to go and text and not touch

Blaine: the toilet

Kurt: text me if you need anything I love you

Not a word was heard from Blaine until he returned to the car.

Hi smiled Blaine as he got back in the car. Feeling better I take it said Carole. Much smiled Blaine. I wish I had my wallet though. I need a drink said Blaine. Kurt go buy him some juice said Carole. On it said Kurt as he left the car. When did he last use the bathroom asked Blaine. No idea he hasn't gone since we ran into them said Carole. I noticed that said Blaine. I will ask him when he gets back said Blaine as he closed his eyes. You are worn out and tired aren't you asked Carole. Yeah yawned Blaine. I have school work to do when get home first though said Blaine. I know honey said Carole as Kurt returned to the car.

He is asleep you know said Kurt as he got into the car. I know said Carole he just dropped off. Aww smiled Kurt. Lets talk said Carole. What about asked Kurt. You said Carole. Uh oh what blushed Kurt. When was the last time you had to go pee asked Carole. While I was in the gas station why asked Kurt. Blaine noticed you hadn't gone even once while we shopped. Of course he would groaned Kurt. I haven't had to go smiled Kurt and I am still nice and dry added Kurt. Good said Carole.