The car

We should get some food said Kurt. I'm not hungry but will gladly stop and get you something said Blaine. Thanks babe said Kurt but I can fix a sandwich at home since your not hungry. Your call said Blaine as he pulled out of his parking spot at the hospital. Lets go home said Kurt. I want a shower and bed said Blaine. Works for me said Kurt. Let me know if you need me to stop said Blaine as he pulled onto the highway. I am fine lets go home said Kurt.

Ten minutes later Blaine pulled in beside Finn's truck and turned off his car. Fuck groaned Blaine. What asked Kurt. Nothing groaned Blaine. Liar shot Kurt. Let it go said Blaine. Tell me what's wrong then said Kurt as he opened the door to the house. Later groaned Blaine I need to use the bathroom. Okay said Kurt as Blaine disappeared up the stairs.

The Hummel House

Is he okay asked Puck. No he isn't sighed Kurt. Whats wrong asked Finn. He seemed fine earlier said Puck. No idea he won't talk to me said Kurt. Let me said Finn as he went up the stairs. Go for it said Kurt as he opened the fridge.

How are you feeling asked Puck. I am okay sighed Kurt. I have kidney stones. So that's what's causing your pain and the bleeding asked Puck. Yes said Kurt. Its also causing the (shudders) leaking and sudden peeing I keep doing said Kurt. Just a guess but did you just pee asked Puck. Yeah a little why asked Kurt. You shuddered and touched your crotch. Oops blushed Kurt as he sat down with his sandwich and water. Its okay we all understand what your going through dude said Puck. Thanks sighed Kurt. We will be here for you as you get over this said Puck always you know that. Yes I do thanks said Kurt.

Upstairs

What do you want Finn asked Blaine. To talk is all said Finn. You aren't right we can all tell it. I am fine really groaned Blaine. I just don't feel very good said Blaine. I can tell and thats what I was talking about said Finn as he sat on the bed beside a flushed Blaine. I am fine really said Blaine. Come on now you know I am smarter than that said Finn. Fine groaned Blaine. Well said Finn. I think I am developing a urinary tract infection and my throat head and ears ache sighed Blaine. I am peeing a lot and it stings some of the time said Blaine. Ouch and okay let me call my mom she is at Breadstix with Burt said Finn. Okay send Kurt up so we can shower and go to sleep said Blaine. Will do said Finn.

Downstairs

Hi said Finn as he jumped off the stairs. Blaine wants you for a shower and sleep. Okay I need to check his temperature for my dad anyway said Kurt as he got up from the table. Go on then said Puck. I am said Kurt as he headed up the stairs.

Okay said Puck what is up with our favorite hobbit. He is sick said Finn. Hold up while I call my mom said Finn. Oh okay said Puck. Finn picks up the phone and calls his moms cell phone.

Carole: Hi Finn

Finn: hi mom when will you be home

Carole: in an hour or so why baby

Finn: Its Blaine he doesn't feel very good

Carole: I knew it. What are his symptoms

Finn: he says it burns when he has to pee and hes going a lot and his head throat and ears ache.

Carole: any fever

Finn: dont know but he is very flushed and sweaty

Carole: go take his temperature or have Kurt do it.

Finn: okay hold on a minute.

Finn takes off up the stairs to Kurt's room and enters Kurt's room.

Geez knock shot Kurt at Finn. Sorry did you get a temperature on Blaine my mom wants to know asked Finn. Yes 103.2 said Kurt. Did he tell you anything asked Kurt. Yeah he did give me a minute said Finn as he took off back to the phone.

Finn:103.2

Carole: get him and head back to Lima Memorial. Is Puck still there

Finn: yep why

Carole: let me talk to him

Finn: okay I am gonna go get Blaine.

Puck: hi Mrs. Hummel

Carole: Hi Puck. Can I get you to do me a huge favor.

Puck: sure what

Carole: stay at the house with Kurt. He needs to go to bed and rest. Get his medicine from Blaine. Its due at midnight again.

Puck: will do. Let me call my mom and let her know I am crashing here tonight

Carole: have her pack a bag and I will have Burt go grab it for you.

Puck: okay I just texted her she said thats fine but I have to go to school tomorrow.

Carole: so does Finn. I am off tomorrow so I will handle them

Puck: cool What is going on with Blaine anyway

Carole: Finn can tell you. I am gonna go we will meet Finn at the hospital and they know Blaine is coming in and will start a drip and what not.

Puck: ivs no me gusta and okay bye Mrs Hummel.

Carole: bye Puck and take care of Kurt.

Puck: I will

Finn you are to take Blaine to the hospital your folks are meeting you there said Puck as he hung up the phone. I know she told me said Finn. I am staying here to handle Kurt's needs said Puck. Awesome said Finn. I am not staying gonna drop him off then come back home said Finn. Okay gonna be a long night and we have school tomorrow said Puck. My mom might let us ditch said Finn. Don't count on that said Puck. Oh I'm not said Finn. Let me go get Blaine before he goes to sleep on us said Finn. Good idea said Puck as they went up the stairs. You get Blaine I will handle Kurt said Puck. Sounds like a plan said Finn as he knocked on Kurt's now locked door.

Kurts room

Leave me alone groaned Blaine. You need to talk to me said Kurt. I just want to go to sleep said Blaine. You can't said Kurt. You have to go see the doctor tonight said Kurt. I will go tomorrow said Blaine as he pulled a pillow over his head. Come on lets shower baby whined Kurt. Shower I can do said Blaine but I do not feel very good sighed Blaine. I know whats wrong said Kurt. Promise to not laugh sighed Blaine. Never said Kurt. You win okay. I have a uti groaned Blaine. Really said a shocked Kurt. Yeah sighed Blaine. I noticed a slight burn on Sunday morning but chose to ignore it said Blaine. Your dad knows though said Blaine. My little accident earlier today is what told me I was sick and when I started feeling crappy I knew it for sure said Blaine. Aww I am sorry babe said Kurt as he pulled Blaine to him. Your body is rather hot though said Kurt. Yeah I know said Blaine. I have to pee and I will start a shower said Blaine. Okay fuck Finn is back said Kurt. I have to pee danced Blaine as he went off into the bathroom. Well go said Kurt as he slowly made his way to the door.

Hi Finn said Kurt as he opened the door. Where is Blaine asked Finn. Bathroom he had to pee really bad said Kurt. Okay said Finn. Here is the plan and you will stick to it said Puck. Plan for what said Kurt as he fidgeted lightly. For tonight said Puck. Okay and what about it asked Kurt as he crossed his legs and bounced. You okay asked Finn. I have to pee said Kurt now what about tonight. Go pee first said Puck then we will talk. Ugh and I am peeing said Kurt. Oh said Puck. Here is the plan said Finn. I am taking Blaine back to Lima Memorial and you are staying with Puck until I get back. I want to go with Blaine said Kurt. Your dad said no and to put you to bed said Puck. No I want to go with Blaine shot Kurt. Too bad said Finn your not going. Yes I am yelled Kurt. Sorry dude but you aren't said Puck. Watch me said Kurt as he turned and reached for his bathroom door knob. We will see sneered Finn. Yes we will snapped Kurt as he opened the door.

Get showered snapped Kurt as soon as he closed the bathroom door. Why asked a stunned Blaine. We are taking you to Lima Memorial said Kurt. That didn't sound like a we out there. That sounded like a Finn is taking me said Blaine as he turned the shower on. Oh I am going with you said Kurt as he stripped off his clothes and diaper. I want you to go to bed said Blaine. You need to rest. No said Kurt. I am going with you said Kurt. Fine whatever said Blaine as he stepped into the shower. I do not feel like fighting with you. Good makes it easier said Kurt as he stepped into the shower. No it doesn't shot Blaine. You still have to deal with Finn said Blaine. Shut up and wash so I can shot Kurt. I am and stop yelling please my head is pounding groaned Blaine. Your head hurts asked Kurt. Yes so does my throat and ears groaned Blaine as he stepped out of the shower and grabbed his towel. I will make sure Carole knows said Kurt. Yeah okay said Blaine as he pulled his underwear on and headed out of the bathroom.

Hi stammered Blaine as he entered the bedroom. Hi said Finn. Hurry up and get dressed so we can go before he gets done whispered Finn. I am dressed said Blaine as he pulled a Dalton tshirt over his head. Lets go quickly said Blaine. Yes lets said Finn as he grabbed Blaine's keys from Kurt's desk. Taking my car are we asked Blaine as he headed toward the stairs. No just keeping Kurt from driving when he realizes we left said Finn. Good idea moaned Blaine as he grabbed Kurt's keys as well.

Puck, Kurt is in the shower still said Finn. You are here without a car until I get back said Finn. I know said Puck. I have his keys as well grinned Finn. Okay said Puck now get going. Yes lets get this over with whined Blaine as he rubbed his temples. I need some aspirin said Blaine. They will give you something at the hospital said Finn.

Finns truck

How long do you think this will take asked Blaine. No idea said Finn but my mom called ahead and they are expecting you. Good groaned Blaine. I want something for this headache and sleep sighed Blaine. They will give you something I'm sure said Finn. Good said Blaine as he closed his eyes. Go to sleep I will wake you when we get there said Finn. Okay yawned Blaine.

Outside the hospital

Alright buddy time to wake up said Finn. Yeah all right yawned Blaine as he opened his eyes. Holy fuck I have to pee growled Blaine as he shot out of the truck and into the hospital. What just happened asked Burt as Blaine ran right past him. He has to pee really bad said Finn. Ah okay said Burt. Are you coming in or heading back to the house asked Burt. I am going home to help Puck with Kurt. By now he has figured out I left with Blaine without him said Finn. Knowing Kurt he probably has and will be texting you and me both soon said Burt. Not me he wont I left my phone with Puck said Finn. All right well I need to find Blaine and get him checked out said Burt. Bye said Finn.

The hospital

You okay asked Burt to Blaine. Yeah just had to go really bad is all sighed Blaine. All good now except a pounding headache groaned Blaine as his name was called. They will give you something little buddy soothed Burt. I hope so said Blaine.

Blaine's room

Funny thought Blaine as the nurse opened the door and led Burt,Carole and Blaine into the room. He was just here in this room two hours ago with Kurt.

Hi I am Jaime said the nurse and your doctor is Dr Travers tonight. He has ordered an iv that Carole will place I am told and some x-rays and an ultrasound of your kidneys. He will be in soon to see you said Jaime as she turned to leave. Thanks said Blaine can the lights be turned down please my head is pounding. Sure said Jaime as she turned the lights down. I also when you can need a urine specimen smiled Jaime at the balled up figure on the bed. If you guys could get him to put this on with just his underpants said Jaime as she left the room. Ugh groaned Blaine as he stripped down to his black boxer briefs and pulled the gown over his very warm frame.

Sit up for me smiled Carole so I can start your line. I want something for my headache first groaned Blaine. They will give it to you intravenously said Carole. Okay grumbled Blaine as he sat up. I will do my best to not inflict too much pain on you said Carole as she inserted the needle into his arm. OW bellowed Blaine. Sorry baby said Carole as she drew off the blood for some other basic tests. All done lay back and rest said Carole. Okay sighed Blaine as he rubbed his temples. I will be back said Carole as she picked up the vials of blood. I will sit with him said Burt.

The doctor visits

Hi again said Dr Travers. Hi moaned Blaine. First off smiled the doctor why didn't you say something earlier that you weren't feeling well. I don't know said Blaine as he pulled the sheet over his head. Sit up for me said the doctor and lets talk. Ugh my head hurts moaned Blaine. How long have you had the headache asked the doctor. A little over three hours groaned Blaine. I will order something for you to ease the pain. Thanks said Blaine. What else is going on asked the doctor. My throat hurts, my ears ache and I keep needing to pee and even that burns a little. As I told Burt on the phone I have ordered some x-rays and an ultrasound of your kidneys. I am adding a strep test and yes Carole can do the test. A chest film and some blood work. Let me take a quick look at your ears and throat smiled the doctor. I also need a urine specimen from you. Jaime said that said Blaine.

Well your left ear is infected for sure and the right is on the way to it. So I will get you some drops and an antibiotic for that said the doctor and put in for something for your headache and just to be sure there is nothing further going on I am ordering a cat scan of your head. Your throat is also really inflamed which means you have an infection said the doctor. I will be back once all the tests are run. Okay said Blaine as he stood up. What do you need asked the doctor. Bathroom blushed Blaine. There are cups and wipes in there I need a sample said the doctor as he left.

God groaned Blaine as he with Carole's help went into the bathroom.

All better asked Burt when Blaine came back to the bed. Yeah said Blaine just wish that pain medicine would arrive. I am going to check on it now and give this to your nurse said Carole. Open your mouth real fast for me said Carole as she pulled a strep test from a drawer. Okay said Blaine. This will gag you a little said Carole as she slid the swab into Blaine mouth. Good job said Carole as Blaine coughed and sputtered. You are a far better patient then Kurt was. Oh geez blushed Blaine as he pulled the sheet over his head and closed his eyes.

A few minutes later Carole returned and put the pain medicine into Blaine's iv. This will make your head feel better said Carole as she rubbed his back and side. Good sighed Blaine. Close your eyes and rest honey. Burt will be right here with you. I am going home to get the boys to bed. Here is your phone call Kurt and say goodnight to him said Carole. Okay said Blaine as he slowly sat up. I need to pee first please. Here said Carole as she handed him a bedside urinal. Thanks groaned Blaine as he pulled himself out and started going. Good boy said Carole. Geez blushed Blaine as he finished peeing. You are not like Finn or Kurt said Carole both of them are pee shy around me. Kurt isnt around me smiled Blaine. Looks like that medicine is starting to work. I will leave this once empty right here for you said Carole. Help him when he needs to go okay Burt said Carole. Of course smiled Burt. I am soo sleepy yawned Blaine. Lay down and sleep then said Carole and Burt. I'm gonna text Kurt first said Blaine as he picked up the phone. I am going said Carole as she kissed Burt. I will pick up Pucks bag as well said Carole. All right said Burt. Blaine was busy attempting to text. The fog his head was in made it rather difficult.

Blaine: hi I love you

Kurt: finally what has the doctor said and I love you too

Blaine: my ear is infected running tests all around the hospital laps

Kurt: laps?

Blaine: fuck I have no clue. they let me pee in my iv for pain

Kurt: they did what babe.

Blaine: let me pee in the iv for pain

Kurt: do you mean they gave you pain medicine in your iv.

Blaine: that too. I go sleepybye now Kurtie cutie with the long lushious dickie

Kurt: omg your high off your ass. stop texting and go to sleep

Blaine: I wannas fuck you baby Kurtie cutie with the lushy dicky

Kurt: no babe goodnight Blaine

Blaine: night jurty cutie

Blaine: Kruty I love you

Kurt: lol you cant spell my name good night and I love you.

Kurt to Burt: please take Blaines phone from him before he starts randomly texting or worse tweets something

All right Blaine give me the phone said Burt to Blaine. Here said Blaine through heavy eyes. Go to sleep for me said Burt. Two minutes later Blaine was still and asleep. That was easy thought Burt.

The house

Take me to Blaine please begged Kurt. He is high and out of his mind I need to get to him whined Kurt. No said Finn defiantly. Then you take me Puck whined Kurt. No said Puck. Fine where are my keys snapped Kurt. I will drive myself then said Kurt. Oh no you aren't said Finn. Its midnight take your meds and go to bed said Puck. No I want to go to Blaine shot Kurt as the door opened.

Hi mom grinned Finn. Hi Finny said Carole. You boys need to go to bed you two (pointing at Finn and Puck) have school tomorrow and you (to Kurt) need to rest and get better said Carole. No bed I want to go to Blaine shot Kurt. No said Carole your dad said to give you your medicine and put you to bed. Now go all three of you said Carole. Good night mom said Finn and Puck as they went up the stairs. Good night boys said Carole. Kurt you too said Carole. No snarled Kurt. BED NOW said Carole. Whoa okay said Kurt and take your medicine said Carole. Kurt swallowed the three pills and went straight to his room to find someone in the New Directions to take him to Blaine.

Kurt's Room

Kurt to Sam, Rachel, Quinn, Mercedes, Santana, Brittany,and Mr Shuester: will one of you take me to Lima Memorial to see Blaine please.

Sam: whoa what happened to Blaine

Kurt to Sam: he is sick.

Sam: let me ask my dad

Kurt: thanks Sam

Sam: he said no its a school night sorry dude

Kurt: ugh thanks anyway

Rachel: no Finn texted me too go to sleep and I texted everyone else

Kurt to Rachel: you suck so bad right now fine I will go to bed

Kurt slammed his phone on the bed and went off to use the bathroom as he had to pee like crazy again and he was wet. This sucks groaned Kurt as he pulled a dry diaper on and flopped down on his bed to wait for Blaine. Several minutes later Finn looked into the room and sees Kurt asleep and moves him to a more natural and less bed hogging position. Burt would be on his way home with Blaine in just a little while. He is out for the count said Finn to Puck and Carole. Good said Puck he was grouchy. He doesnt feel good said Carole. That doesn't excuse his excessive bitchyness said Puck.

The hospital.

Well I have the answers to what ails sleeping beauty said Dr Travers. What said Burt. He has a bladder infection that is entering his kidneys. He has been dealing with this for probably a month or so. These things often are symptom less at first. He has a tonsil infection. The strep test was negative. He needs those tonsils out soon and he has ear infections in both ears and a sinus infection. The congestion he has is why his head hurts so much said the doctor.

We need to wake him before he wets said the doctor as Blaine fidgeted heavily. Yes we do said Burt has he jostled Blaine and grabbed the bedside urinal. Blaine wake up said Burt. Huh what asked Blaine. Sit up for me you have got to go potty said Burt. Yes I do said Blaine and really really bad. Here said Burt as he helped Blaine put himself down into the mouth of the urinal can. AHHHH Blaine moaned softly as he started peeing. Feeling better asked the doctor. My bladder does said Blaine. So what is wrong with me asked Blaine. You have a combo infection sinus throat and ears and to add to the fun you have a kidney and bladder infection. Great groaned Blaine as he finished peeing and put himself back into his underwear. You also need your tonsils out said Burt. I was told that a couple of years ago too sighed Blaine. My parents wanted to wait and see if I got sick again. Looks like I did said Blaine as he laid back down and closed his eyes. He was out a moment later.

Anyway said the doctor, I will draw up his after care instructions, prescriptions, and discharge papers. Jaime will be in to remove the iv from his arm and to go over the paperwork. With any luck he wont get to the point Kurt is said the doctor. Lets hope so said Burt. Get some rest and hopefully I wont see you until Monday for their follow ups at the clinic. I will and lets hope so said Burt. Two sick boys is more than enough said Burt. Very true agreed the doctor as he left.

As groggy and sleepy as he is I will need help to get him to bed thought Burt. Burt decided to call the house and see who was still awake.

The house

The phone rings and Carole answers it

Carole: Hummel-Hudson house

Burt: Hi honey they are releasing Blaine are any of the boys up still.

Carole: Just sent them to bed let me check so what is going on with him

Burt: he has a tonsil sinus and ear infection as well as the bladder and kidney infection but he spoke up a lot sooner than Kurt did.

Carole: Kurt is out for the count. Finn is putting him into the bed properly and Puck is in the bathroom I will have them meet you. I will go for soft foods and soups for Blaine in the morning as well.

Burt: thank you. Jaime just walked in and is removing the iv. I am gonna have him potty get dressed then be there.

Carole: I will have them outside to help you with him

Burt: thanks.

Blaines room

Alright Mr Hummel just need you to sign here and here and he is free to get dressed and head home smiled Jaime. Done said Burt as he signed the two pages. This is an explanation of his infections and treatment suggestions. These are the prescriptions. One is an ear drop. This one is for pain and these two are antibiotics to kick this through his system. Plus he wrote this one but said only fill it if he stops drinking or going to the restroom in regular intervals. This paper is for the school. He is out until Tuesday right now and it grants him permission to use the restroom at school without asking. He may not eat much for the next couple of days but he needs fluids. Ice pops fruit juice bars soups jello and pudding will be great for him. Avoid orange and acidic juices for a few days as they will irritate his throat further said Jaime. Carole will know what to do for him said Burt. I forgot about Carole. Yes she will said Jaime. Also if his temperature rises above 103.0 bring him back in immediately. I will and thank you Jaime said Burt. You are very welcome. I hope your son gets to feeling better real soon smiled Jaime as she left. Me too thought Burt.

Alright Blaine said Burt time to wake up little buddy. Blaine wake up said Burt into his exposed ear softly. Hmmhm moaned Blaine. Come on Blaine wake up so we can go home said Burt a little louder, What yawned Blaine. Wake up we need to get you dressed and go home said Burt. They released you. Yeah groaned Blaine. I have to pee first said Blaine. Here said Burt as he handed Blaine the plastic urinal can to go in. Thanks said Blaine as he started peeing in it. Ouch shit that stings groaned Blaine. Its going to for a few days soothed Burt. I know groaned Blaine as he finished going. Gross I peed on my fingers said Blaine as he got up from the bed to wash his hands. Get dressed while your up said Burt. I am said Blaine. They are bringing a chair for you since your so out of it. I am gonna get the car wait for them please said Burt. I will said Blaine as he pulled his pants back up.

James a transport worker arrived as Burt was leaving to get Blaine. Ready to go asked James. Yeah just a second said Blaine as he smoothed his shirt down over his chest. Just need to put my shoes on said Blaine. Okay all ready said Blaine as he sat down in the wheel chair. Lets roll then said James. Lets roll said Blaine weakly.

James rolled Blaine out of the hospital and to Burt's truck. Your chariot good sir said James. I got it said Burt as he helped Blaine into the truck. I am so sleepy groaned Blaine as Burt pulled out of the hospital lot. Go to sleep then said Burt. I will wake you and take you to bed when we get to the house. Okay yawned Blaine. He was asleep again a moment later. Good said Burt when he glanced over and saw Blaine was asleep.

The House

Burt pulled up to the house ten minutes later and was met by Finn and Puck. Mom said you needed some help said Finn as he scooped Blaine up from the truck. Yes I do he is out cold and I really didn't want to wake him up if I didn't have to said Burt. We have him said Puck as he opened the door to the house. Put him to bed and you two go to bed. It's after 2 in the morning so no school for you but you need to sleep said Burt. Plus Carole will need one of you to watch them in the morning so she can go get Blaine's medicine for him said Burt. We can do that said Finn as he entered the house and handed Blaine off to Puck. To bed with you little warbler said Puck as he headed up the stairs with him.

Puck carefully and as quietly as possible put Blaine into bed with Kurt. Thanks said Blaine softly as he snuggled into the pillow. Go back to sleep said Puck. I am but could you change Kurt. He was fidgeting when you laid me down. Now he isn't yawned Blaine. Yeah sure said Puck as he flipped the lamp on. Where are the never mind I found them said Puck as he pulled a diaper from the pack. Roll over said Blaine to Kurt. You are wet I need to change you cooed Blaine. Kurt rolled on to his back and allowed Puck to dry him much to Blaine's surprise. All dry said Puck and he was really wet. You just saved the bed dude and do you need anything else. I know groaned Blaine and yes some apple juice would be great said Blaine. Okay be right back said Puck as he flipped the lamp off. When he returned both boys were fast asleep. Puck sat the cup of juice on the nightstand beside Blaine's head. Sleep tight Puck said as he yawned.