This place is still as dank and gay as ever said Kurt. Well it is a gay bar said Blaine. I know said Kurt. Oh look Sebastian is here too. So is his boyfriend said Blaine. Who asked Kurt. Look to his left side said Blaine. Your kidding me said Kurt. Nope. They are on and off though said Blaine. Wow said Kurt. Let's dance. Hold up said Blaine. I have to um...go pee real fast said Blaine. Sure you do said Kurt. I will go say hi to Dave while you pee said Kurt. Okay be right back said Blaine as he darted off.

Kurt walks over to the bar where Dave and Sebastian are sitting. Hey Dave said Kurt. Well hey yourself said Dave. What are you doing in town? I came home to see Blaine said Kurt. Cool said Dave. Where is Blaine asked Sebastian. He claims he had to pee but I'm willing to bet he's signing us up for that mud wrestling contest said Kurt. Oh I have to compete tonight then said Sebastian as he darted off in the same direction Blaine had gone off in. Oh great groaned Kurt. Relax said Dave. Sebastian is kind of girly man when it comes to this kind of thing. I will keep him off of you. Thanks said Kurt as he ordered a drink. If I'm doing this for Blaine. I need alcohol first said Kurt. Just don't get drunk said Dave. Oh I won't just need one drink said Kurt.

So how have you been asked Kurt. I am doing better said Dave. I'm at Dalton now. You didn't graduate last year said Kurt. No the suicide attempt and some other stuff held me back said Dave. I'm sorry said Kurt. Don't be said Dave. None of this was ever your fault. I feel like it was said Kurt. It wasn't said Dave. I acted cowardly. As I told you. When the abuse I dished out came back my way. I couldn't handle it and tried to take the cowards way out said Dave. We are different people. While what you tried to do was stupid it was what felt right to you in that moment said Kurt. I ran away thinking it would solve my problems but it didn't said Kurt. I was still miserable and unhappy at Dalton. Really said Dave. Yes. I missed my friends every day said Kurt. It killed me to compete against them and to lose. I bet it did said Dave. I am so sorry for what I put you through said Dave. It made us both the men we are today though said Kurt. I guess said Dave. We are both better and stronger because of it and we can teach others what to do if it happens to them said Kurt. That I agree with my friend said Dave as Blaine walked up.

Well there you are said Kurt to Blaine. I told you where I was going said Blaine. Yeah okay said Kurt. So did you sign us up asked Kurt. Yes I did said Blaine as he bounced on his heels and grinned from ear to ear. Ugh groaned Kurt. It won't be that bad said Blaine. There are only 4 other guys signed up and we know two of them said Blaine. I know said Kurt. Oh you do said Blaine. Yes Sebastian said he was going to sign up when he heard you were competing said Kurt. Okay and you are signed up too said Blaine. I got the feeling said Kurt. They will call the contestants in a little while said Blaine. Lets dance in the meantime. See ya in the mud said Dave. Yeah groaned Kurt as he pulled away.

I am so not happy about this said Kurt as he danced with Blaine. I know but its so worth it to me said Blaine. It better be said Kurt. Its gonna cost you. Uh oh. Cost me what said Blaine as he kissed on Kurt. You aren't getting laid tonight. Oh come on babe said Blaine as he ground up against Kurt. You want to play in the mud you give up my dick tonight. That can change said Blaine. You're right it can change but it won't sneered Kurt. Oh come on babe whined Blaine. No said Kurt as he kissed Blaine. We shall see then said Blaine as he grabbed Kurt's ass. No sir said Kurt as he brought Blaine's hands up above his waist. Buzz kill said Blaine. You got it said Kurt.

1 hour later

Announcer: Would the following people report to the locker rooms in the back to prepare for tonight's All new Amateur Mud Wrestling competition. Kurt Hummel, Dave Karofsky, Sebastian Smythe, Blaine Anderson, Skipper Wagoner and Delightfully Divine. The competition will start in the back room in thirty minutes. Come on back and cheer them on.

Lets go said Blaine. Ugh right behind you moaned Kurt. This will be fun I promise said Blaine. You better be right or no sex tomorrow before I leave either said Kurt. Oh boy said Blaine. Lets go get dressed and ready said Kurt. Remember no peeing in the mud said Blaine. Eww and I just went anyway said Kurt. They told me that when I signed us up okay said Blaine. I have to ask then said Kurt as they entered the locker room. What about getting off? That wasn't mentioned. The guy at the counter said no going to the bathroom in the mud said Blaine.

Getting off sometimes happens in the mud said Sebastian. I see and who asked you anything said Kurt. Just saying said Sebastian. The wrestling gets intense sometimes said Dave. Tonight its two couples and the twinkle twins over there. We will handle them you two do whatever said Dave. Sweet said Kurt. Feeling better about this are you said Blaine as he pulled off his shirt. No but damn you are sexy said Kurt. Down boy said Dave. Oh oops blushed Kurt. I'm with Kurt damn Blaine said Sebastian. Down boy snapped Kurt and Dave. Oh shit that was out loud said Sebastian. Yes it was said Blaine. Where is a bathroom? I have to pee said Blaine. Back there said Dave as he pointed beyond the lockers and showers. Thanks said Blaine as he walked off.

Still not sure I want to do this said Kurt. I will be right there to help protect you said Dave. Just do it for Blaine. You said once you wanted to have all kinds of new experiences. This is your chance to have one and it is a lot of fun said Dave. It is fun said Sebastian. Just remember to grind on your own man if you feel like you need to get off. Why asked Kurt. Well some guys don't like having a stranger grinding on their ass said Sebastian. Does that really happen asked Kurt. It can said Dave. Well has it ever happened to you two asked Kurt. Both of us said Dave. Dumbo here started grinding on some other guy and like to got his ass beat by his boyfriend. Hahaha laughed Kurt. So not funny said Sebastian as he pulled his purple speedo on. Here comes Blaine back said Dave. I see that said Kurt.

Hey. Time to get ready said Blaine. Yeah I guess said Kurt. Just put these on said Dave. What the heck is it asked Kurt. Its a speedo said Dave. Its clean. I promise said Dave. You know this how asked Kurt. I brought them with me for Blaine. He called me earlier and asked me to buy them for you guys said Dave. Oh really and when was that said an indignant Kurt. At the house when you went to the bathroom said Blaine. I am never peeing again when you are wanting to do something gross said Kurt. Um that's not possible said Blaine. Wanna bet said Kurt. Just change said Blaine. Fine. I'll be right back said Kurt.

20 minutes later

That thing is huge said Kurt as he walked out into the back room. Yes it is said Blaine. You two do what ever we will handle them said Dave. Okay sweet said Blaine. This is so gross said Kurt. Think of it as a full mud bath that you get at the spa said Blaine. You know I would never go to a spa and get a mud bath said Kurt. Just relax, let go and have fun said Blaine. I am trying but this is so gross said Kurt.

Announcer: Competitors in the pit please.

The six guys all head into the pool of mud. Oh its cold groaned Kurt. Feels kind of nice said Blaine.

Announcer: Hands up

The hands all go up.

Announcer: On my whistle you wrestle (whistle blows)

The whistle blows and Dave and Sebastian immediately go after the twinkle twins. Kurt stands there moving his toes in the cold mud.

Announcer: move or your out

We need to move said Blaine as he grabbed a hold of Kurt. Yeah okay said Kurt as he slid mud into Blaine's pants. Hmmm moaned Blaine. Oh you liked that did you said Kurt. Kind of said Blaine as he slid and moved with Kurt. This feels so weird said Kurt. How so said Blaine as he pulled Kurt down. I'm not grossed out in fact I'm hard as a rock said Kurt. Really said Blaine as he rolled on top of Kurt. Yes can't you feel.... oh fuck get up off of me Blaine said Kurt. Sorry and damn you are hard said Blaine. Roll around with me said Kurt as he ground up onto Blaine's side.

Announcer: Skipper Wagoner is out

Oh shit one down five to go said Blaine. Not before I find away to get off said Kurt. Okay said Blaine as he took Kurt down a second time and kissed him. You feel soo good said Kurt as he rutted up against Blaine's thigh. You're serious aren't you said Blaine. Yes and I'm sorry blushed Kurt. No no better than I had expected is all said Blaine.

Announcer: Sebastian Smythe takes out Delightfully Divine. Only 4 remain.

That was fast said Kurt as he tried to find his own dick in the mud. I know said Blaine as Sebastian grabbed him from behind.

You okay asked Dave. No blushed Kurt. What's wrong asked Dave as he took Kurt down. Can't you feel it said Kurt as he instinctively rutted against Dave's leg. Dude don't said Dave. I need Blaine please moaned Kurt as he tried to stroke himself. Sebastian has him said Dave as he moved over and grabbed Sebastian and pinned him.

Announcer: Sebastian Smythe has been eliminated only 3 remain. Who will win the cash prize.

Take me down and out said Dave to Kurt. How said Kurt. Flip me over and pin me said Dave. Okay said Kurt as he pinned Dave.

Announcer: Dave Karofsky our reigning champion has been eliminated by newcomer Kurt Hummel. All that remains are Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel. Who will win?

Down to us said Blaine as he kissed Kurt. This is fun said Kurt as he ran his muddy hands up Blaine's chest. Wait what was that said Blaine. I said this is fun said Kurt. Enjoy this said Kurt as he ran his hands up and down Blaine's muddy body. Fuck said Blaine as he felt his dick spring to life. What said Kurt as he ran his hands down through the mud and over Blaine's rapidly growing bulge. I'm getting turned on said Blaine. I didn't plan on that happening. Fine said Kurt as he resumed trying to take Blaine down. Ow said Blaine as his back hit the ground. Sorry said Kurt as he climbed on top of Blaine and ground hard against him. What are you doing said Blaine as he rolled Kurt off of him. I need to get off babe whispered Kurt. Horny are you said Blaine. Very now work with me said Kurt as he grabbed a hold of Blaine's dick and stroked him.

Announcer: Look at these two going at it. This shit is better than porn. I sure hope these guys know each other if not their boyfriends will kill them after this. Who will win? Watch and see.

What do we do now asked Kurt as he rolled Blaine over. I don't know but this sure is hot said Blaine. I know said Kurt. I'm glad you made me do this. Me too. Now kiss me said Blaine. No problem baby said Kurt as he kissed Blaine's muddy face and lips. Hmmm moaned Blaine. Keep wrestling said Kurt as he ground up against Blaine. I'm trying said Blaine as he flipped Kurt over. Ow said Kurt. Sorry said Blaine. Don't be just stroke me somehow said Kurt. I'm trying said Blaine as he ran his hands over Kurt's body. Lower hissed Kurt. I know said Blaine as he grabbed Kurt's dick. Fuck yelled Kurt. Shh said Blaine as he ground his hips down. Fuck fuck hissed Kurt. Are you there asked Blaine. Very close. I need you to stroke me said Kurt. I can't in the mud said Blaine. Too many people watching us. Just do it whined Kurt.

Announcer: Look at these two go. Who do you guys want to win. I say the dark haired guy will win. Come on boys do something. Woooooo

Damn said Blaine. They like us. No they like you said Kurt. They like you too said Blaine. maybe after this said Kurt as he picked up a handful of mud and slammed in down Blaine's speedo. Whoa cold said Blaine. I know said Kurt as he grabbed up mud and ran it down Blaine's chest. Feels good moaned Blaine. I know now get me off said Kurt as he pulled Blaine tight against him. Horny much whispered Blaine. Fine said Kurt as he took Blaine down I will do it myself and win. Do what said Blaine as he stuffed mud down Kurt's tiny speedo. Get me off said Kurt as he shoved his hand down his speedo and frantically jerked himself. Are you serious said Blaine as he rolled Kurt over. Yes said Kurt as he flipped them back over and ground himself right against Blaine's throbbing dick sending him over the edge. Oh fuck panted Blaine. What asked Kurt. I just got off. Pin me. I have to pee said Blaine. I can not get out of this mud in the condition I am in said Kurt. Please hurry then. I have to pee really bad said Blaine.

Announcer: Come on take him down guy with the lighter hair. Blaine and Kurt have now been at it for 30 minutes. Who will win?

I can't hold it back much longer hurry up groaned Blaine. Touch me then said Kurt. I am trying to said Blaine as he slipped in the mud and fell. Are you okay laughed Kurt. Never better said Blaine as he stood back up. That hurt my poor bladder said Blaine. Sorry said Kurt as he pulled Blaine to him. Hurry said Blaine. That fall took time off my bladder. I know said Kurt as he ran his hands all over Blaine's chest. I so wish Dave was still in here said Blaine. Why asked Kurt as he took Blaine down and pinned him. So he could get you off for me said Blaine. Eww said Kurt.

Announcer: and we have a winner. Congratulations to...

Kurt: Kurt Hummel

Announcer: Congratulations to Kurt Hummel. Once you get cleaned up come claim your prize.

Kurt: I will. Thanks.

Blaine I.... won said Kurt but Blaine was long gone. He took off for the locker room said Dave as he bent down to help Kurt up out of the pool. He got off and had to pee said Kurt. I need a towel before you take me out. I'm in an embarrassing state. I see said Dave. Come on. Ugh okay said Kurt. Here wrap this around you (hands Kurt a towel) said Dave as he hoisted Kurt up out of the mud. Thanks said Kurt. Lets go get cleaned up said Sebastian. Yeah said Kurt.

The locker room

Okay where are the showers asked Kurt. Back there said Sebastian as he pulled off his speedo. Thanks said Kurt as he bolted off towards them.

Oh my god Blaine groaned Kurt as he turned the water on in the shower stall. What about Blaine said Blaine. Get in here and get me off NOW said Kurt. I am when you unlock the door said Blaine. Oh sorry said Kurt. (reaches and unlocks stall door) Its open now.

Hi and I am sorry said Blaine. I know said Kurt. Just please get me off. Gladly said Blaine as he ran his hands over Kurt's muddy body. Hmm feels good moaned Kurt. What do you want me to do said Blaine. Just jerk me off said Kurt. Okay said Blaine as he reached and took Kurt's dick into his hand and began stroking him. Fuck Blaine moaned Kurt. You feel close said Blaine. Fuck panted Kurt. Faster baby. Okay said Blaine as he kissed Kurt's neck. Holy fuck...... you feel so good panted Kurt as he came over Blaine's knuckles. Feeling better babe said Blaine. Yes said Kurt. I'm not said Blaine as he began stroking himself. Want a hand asked Kurt. Fuck panted Blaine as he came. No your juices get me off very fast panted Blaine. Gross but okay said Kurt.

That was a ton of fun said Kurt as he washed mud from his hair. Yeah it was said Blaine. I can not believe how much fun that was said Kurt. I can't believe you enjoyed it that much said Blaine. Me either said Kurt. It was really hot rolling around in that mud with you though. I got that impression said Blaine. Oh and how was that said Kurt. You were rock hard almost instantly said Blaine. Oh blushed Kurt as he turned the water off. Hey I got off in the mud not you said Blaine. True said Kurt. Lets get dressed and go get my prize and something to drink said Kurt. I will order drinks while you get your prize said Blaine. That would work too said Kurt.

Back in the bar.

Wow I actually won 500 dollars said Kurt. I told you said Blaine. I know. Where is my drink asked Kurt. Right here said Blaine as he handed Kurt the Diet Coke. Thanks yawned Kurt. Getting tired are you said Blaine. Yes a little said Kurt. We can go if you want said Blaine. No lets dance for a little while first said Kurt. Cool said Blaine as he pulled Kurt and his glass onto the dance floor. We have to do that mud wrestling again said Kurt. Oh we do do we said Blaine. Yeah that was so much fun said Kurt. Hmm and you said it was gross said Blaine. It was awesome said Kurt. Rubbing that mud on you ..... wow we need to go home said Kurt. Why asked Blaine. Because I want to rub my hands all over your body said Kurt. Oh said Blaine as he kissed Kurt's neck. Yes said Kurt. Do you still have those oils asked Kurt. No. You threw those away back at Easter said Blaine. Crap. We need to hit up a porn shop said Kurt. We can buy that stuff here in the gift shop said Blaine. True. Lets go see what they have said Kurt. Oh my god what are you planning to do to me asked Blaine. You will see said Kurt.